>You’re telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? No way wine is better than Pepsi
How autistic could you possibly be?
>Youre telling me that wine is better than Pepsi?
>You’re telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? No way wine is better than Pepsi
How autistic could you possibly be?
He’s not wrong.
pepsi is liquid candy loaded with chemicals that turn you into a troony. Wine is au natural and it not only gives you a giddy buzz, but raises your test levels. You are a manchild anon
>raises your test levels
Don’t tell the alcohol homosexual he can’t cope without his socially acceptable drug
You’re all fricking morons
Lmao you queer
I hope a semi truck runs you off the road you fricking pretentious homosexual PRICK
What’s goin on big guy?
Yeah well the jerk store called…
Weed lobby shilling again I see.
So that is why Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media acts like a sissy cuck nowadays.
>raises your test levels
lmao. alcohol nukes your test. red wine does contain some antioxidants (which alcoholic boomers love to write about in lifestyle magazines to justify their alcoholism) that are good for you, but it's in such miniscule amounts that you'd have to consume 150 glasses in one go for there to be any positive effects
>Wine
A true man only drinks man-piss
So did you fell for ((they)) advertising...
Buy your Corona™, anon. Be a man™.
He said "better." Not "better for you." Wine tastes way worse than Pepsi.
>yes goy, your sugar loaded chemical bath is better than an all natural drink
kys
george is correct here tho
Did all sodas secretly change their formula?
I swear to god they are all awful now, and don't taste at all like when I was a kid. And I don't think that's nostalgia alone.
The only drinkable one is schweppes.
corn syrup vs sugar
This. Get the Mexican versions and they have real sugar and taste way better. Coke with real sugar in a glass bottle is like crack.
How are we at a point where knockoff Mexican soda is better than Coke?
I’m at the same point with cereal. Lockdowns made everyone cheap out so hard that name brand like Captain Crunch taste like shit compared to store brand captain crunch whose ingredients didn’t change, it’s insane.
I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack
>haha you’ve never done crack
leftists have the weirdest flexes
George is a fricking sperg for not understanding that they both have a separate place in the repertoire. Ballpark frank with mustard and onions? Perfect time for a Pepsi. $150 30 day aged cut of delicious steak? You better be pairing that shit with a Bordeaux or at least a respectable Malbec. PROTIP: George acts like a fricking homosexual in every single episode and deserves every bit of misery he gets plus more.
How about some water?
>LE HECKING WATER FOR THE BASED BOYS
Yes, but no ironically.
>$150 30 day aged cut of delicious steak?
you're already a moron for paying such prices for meat.
You're acting exactly like this homosexual. Meanwhile I'm opening another can of Pepsi.
dangerously basado
>referencing wine by region and not aoc
pseud spotted
>$150 30 day aged cut of delicious steak? You better be pairing that shit with a Bordeaux or at least a respectable Malbec.
Wine and beer tastes like vomit.
you're drinking it backwards
Reminder that pepsi uses aborted fetuses as a sweetener
>not drinking wine soda
Half Pepsi / Half red wine
I literally get it every time I go out to eat
That's called Korea in Germany
Because North and South Korea ? Or is it
Just a coincidence?
I don't really know, only that it's regional, apparently mostly in East Germany.
Strange, I grew up in the south and everyone called it Korea. Maybe it comes from the travel restrictions back then, some kind of marketing stunt for bars to sell their drink.
>a seinfeld joke, jeremy? That's insane!
Notice how you didn't prove him wrong. Pepsi is better than wine.
He's 100% right, I hate having to drink wine and beer and shit at dinner parties instead of being able to just have a coke
Ask for something else
Impose your will
you never went to a dinner party in your life
Yes I have homosexual
i'm that guy drinking water at parties
ama
Wine is terrible, and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Halal George
How many sugers do u take in ur pepsi
2 scoops, 3 if I'm not driving
>chugging on a hot day
Wine
>sipping while observing kino
Pepsi
They should make high end artisanal soda for fancy parties
These are my fancy choice.
Bet this shit sucks
Just like when I drank alcohol the best shit was the everyman’s Budweiser and not some gay artisanal hop beer
I mean, it's still soda. It's only like $4 a bottle, and you can actually taste the flavors instead of pure sugar like most fruit soda.
I mean like it’s served in a large wine bottle with a cork
They do
I used to drink wine quite a bit, I have struggled with alcoholism though and 4 years sober, I used to vomit into a strainer and savor the last bit of vodka I could afford. Dark times.
Pepsi tastes better but wine gets you drunk, so it automatically wins.
what if there was a pepsi that tastes just like pepsi but it could also get you drunk
picrel
I'd be an alcoholic
>At a graduation party a few weeks ago.
>One guy brings in a bottle of nice champagne.
>Nobody opens it. Everyone continues drinking sugary wienertails.
We know you want to celebrate your wifes’ accomplishments but please stop bringing champagne to the high school graduations
>Nobody opens it.
it's really intimidating opening champagne bottles. i recommend you try doing it a couple of times without looking it up - you're guaranteed to pop someone's eye out and cause hilarity
He's absolutely right. As usual.
What is the consensus on White Claw and its variants?
For women and people who want quick hangovers.
ITS GORETEX
UE
mandatory
>Ain't no way wine is better than Pepsi, on God, homie.
>Wine gay is absolutely seething ITT
Kek what a estrogen riddled b***h
look at that fricking coat