>YOU'RE the one who is weak. You will never know love...or friendship! And I feel sorry for you...
Realistically, how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>YOU'RE the one who is weak.
A grown man doesn’t really need friends Harry my boy and my circus performer turned perma-snake gf loves me
imagine the snakejobs
>A grown man doesn’t really need friends Harry my boy
There it is. The cope.
>
As an autist who grew up on this series I actually ended up crying in the theater during this scene when I watched it with my mom when I was 15. It felt like a personal attack, like if you don't have friends you are de facto evil. Seemed very ableist.
DEH!
Harry BTFO
after all these years this shit makes me crack up every time
/thread
dehread
literally dehed out of the theater when this happened
You are 5'4.
"Say hello to your mum for me." (Then kill him.)
>NO NO NO NO NO
>I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND BUT SHE JUST LIVES VERY FAR AWAY
Actually she was like right near him. It was the snake
Are leftys even human? this was a memed loved series and suddenly overnight it’s never mentioned anymore even when popular games come out for it. Like a hive mind of creatures that don’t think for themselves and follow their orders of acting like something they loved never existed at best and openly hating everything about it at worst
Leftist always hated Harry Potter, it is a very liberal series.
Liberalism is on the left of the political spectrum and yes that includes conservatism.
>lmao I’m breeding the chick who killed that Sirius guy
He can breed his followers as he pleases.
By just killing him?
I mean. His friends and shit can't save him from getting shitted on.
funny thing is he did exactly that and it backfired hard on voldie.
Ligma Balls
>enters the magic world which is decades behind the muggle world
>gets fricked over by the government multiple times, faces incompetence everywhere
>encounters crazy shit like people getting sent to azkaban for petty crimes
>can change everything by going into politics with his insane popularity
>chooses to become a glowBlack person working for the corrupt government
what did rowling mean by this
Harry is British, it's in his nature to cuck out and join the civil service
AVADA KEDAVRA
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why not drop a fricking piano on harry. apparate him to mars
I never got this scene because Voldemort does not value those things.
You can't, you've lost The Game, at that point. Kind of like reading my post.
Why are wizards so evil?
JK Rowling is a Blairite liberal, meaning that she supports homelessness so long as you aren't homeless because you are gay/bi/lesbian or a POC. Wizards are effectively the educated liberal class and muggles are the masses that just aren't special like she (and the rest of the educated middle class) are. Just read the shitty letter that Lily writes to Sirius and you will understand. She openly mocks her sister and the "awful" vase she gave her as a wedding gift (even though the two had been estranged for some time.) Rowling has serious fricking issues.
THAT MAY BE POTTER, BUT I MUST ASK...
WHAT
COLOR
IS YOUR BUGATTI!?!?!??!?!
POWAH
YOU HAVE TO DOME-INATE
>I am this way because my mother date raped my father.
>I kinda like it, though.
Eh HEM!
I'll have you know, "friends" are just our evolutionary way of increasing our odds of survival. The more "friends" you have, the more likely you are to be powerful and have others do your bidding.
I don't need friends because I have the power to literally obliterate your entire gay clique and anyone else. Everyone is my "friend" or dies.
Love is found automatically as I am the most powerful and thus most desirable male. Your ginger prostitute will be sucking my schlong before your body is cold.
>You're right.
>Now die.
>deh.
Yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
>hit him with a race bending curse
>Did you eat breakfast this morning Potter?
Man I loved Voldemort kick the shit out of Harry in the last movie, that was pretty funny.