Batman Beyond. Simu Liu as Terry just to mix it up and get diversity bonus points. Michael Keaton as Batman. 1st movie villain: Inque, 2nd movie villain: Blight, 3rd movie villain: Future Superman.
>go to your vaults >scan every fricking reel with 8K >copies of copies of copies of prints >send the original negatives to the National Archive >begin rereleasing the entire catalog for cheap on bluray/streaming >stop doing everything >just fricking stop making movies >turn the Warner lot into a tourist trap >...
Make another expensive superhero film but this time with a hero so obscure that only the most dedicated comic book nerds have hear of him/they. Bound to be a winner!
I just told uncle Duquan that I'm 30 and a grown-up now. I can watch my movies all I want on the big screen while him and sis play doctor. My dad made this trailer park what it is today.
Snyder unironically irreparably damaged DC as a brand and DC will never fricking recover. His fans won't go to their new movies even if they are good. Their best move right now is to let Snyder finish his trilogy just so his fans finally shut the frick up about it. This will either expose him as a fricking hack idiot and we get two hilarious movies, OR we get two good movies either way it's a win because people WILL watch it either to enjoy it or shit on it. Audiences will do a LOT just to be part of the conversation. When that is done then proceed with the Superman/DCU reboot as planned
>Snyder unironically irreparably damaged DC as a brand and DC will never fricking recover.
I don't even like BVS and even I know this is delusional hyperbole.
WW, Aquaman & Shazam1 were very well received.
The DCEU died becacuse...
> They let Affleck quit instead of postponing his Batman movie until he was mentally/emotionally stable (Reeves directing him in the tone/style of the Pattinson movie would have been fricking incredible)
> Letting that fricking moronic b***h Patty Jinnkies ruin the Wonder Woman brand with 84.
> Letting radical feminist dyke trash ruin the Harley brand with BOP.
> Not immediately pushing for a hopeful fun MOS2 after Joss's JL Superman was well received (outside of the face CGI), they got pitches from Steven Knight + the guy who saved X-Men with First Class + the guy whose last Mission Impossible was considered one of the greatest action movies ever made among others and WB turned then all down because they are fricking brain damaged.
> Not canceling The Flash as soon as the choking video went online. Ezra was the most hated part of either cut of JL, they had zero reason on this earth to give him a movie before MOS2.
>they got pitches from Steven Knight + the guy who saved X-Men with First Class + the guy whose last Mission Impossible was considered one of the greatest action movies ever made among others and WB turned then all down because they are fricking brain damaged.
Wow
What I meant is, Snyder ruined DC because his movies were too divisive. Honestly I'd take a flat out universally hated movie over a divisive one because if you change EVERYTHING about a shit movie, people will flock to see the next one. Look at Batman and Robin and Batman Begins. The problem with divisive movies is you basically alienate half your audience no matter what you do.
It wasn't Snyder that destroyed dc. Wb could have handled the situation in any one of a thousand different ways and had a massively profitable franchise. Their first mistake was forcing their mcu phase 1 equivalent into a trilogy or hiring Snyder depending on you preference. Then they alienated their entire fan base by trashing everything Snyder did, well all the fans they didn't alienate by hiring Snider to begin with. They've shot themselves in the foot and ruined all of dc for everyone. They're almost as bad as sony.
right now they need to stop all the upcoming dc projects and wait for a few years so people forget about all that nonsense, they start missing the characters and then start again with the superman movie from james gunn till 2030 at least. they can focus on harry potter, barbie and whatever garbage they have in their shelves in the mean time
Just fricking make adaptations of classic comics stories. Do For The Man Who Has Everything. Do Sinestro Corps. Do anything, and stop trying to make a cinematic universe. If Superman needs to show up in a movie, just put Superman in the movie. He's fricking Superman. You don't need to explain to the audience who he is with another origin story movie. Hell, if you need to put Jonah Hex in a movie, just have him show up in a scene riding on a horse and shoot some bad guy while mentioning a bounty. People will put two and two together.
You have some of the most famous and most versatile characters in modern history. Don't worry about tone or established actors. Have Josh Brolin play a super dark and gritty Batman if that's what you want, then the following year make another Batman movie that's silly and campy like the Adam West version. Who cares? It's Batman.
honestly? stop adapting comic book movies for at least six years. Instead of vaporizing money and destroying the brand like this, give it a cool down. Fire that moron gunn who would unironically be worse than snyder. Just make standalone movies that aren't interconnected.
>What's your next move?
Public execution of Zack Snyder at San Diego Comic Con.
Public execution of Ezra Miller, Amber Heard, Henry Cavill, Ray Fisher, Gal Gadot
(all were cast by Snyder)
Complete ban on Snyderverse movies.
cancel everything then dump all money into a new batman the animated series inspired show, hiring people for actual talent and not diversity points, including the only good animators and artists in the west. even if it fails, absolutely nothing of value was lost anyway.
Do injustice but not shit like that last animated film. And then never explain who all the characters are because you don't actually need origin story movies to use a character.
>you don't actually need origin story movies to use a character.
Very true.
But you do need a movie to introduce stand alone characters. Like batman. Hell, i would have had a sympathetic stand alone lex luthor movie just to sell to smallville fans. Not as an anti hero, but as a villain that genuinely thinks he's doing the right thing.
Make action movies with strong male role models and sexy women, filled with adventure energy. People are absolutely sick of deconstruction, it has finally gone the way of the dodo and they are now craving super action man that does cool shit and gets the girl. Just make a movie like the 90’s Mummy. Beat for beat. There you go, free money. I should join the stupid homosexual writer’s strike so you give me money WB you fricking hacks
I would have Affleck, Wan, Brad Bird or the Russo Brothers direct a Trinity film as a final goodbye to the Dceu.
> Cavill gets a bunch of happy inspiring scenes saving people without camp or silliness but also no brooding. > Neither Batfleck or Cavill kill. > They banter but no Whedon style jokes especially at their expense. > Not sure who the villain would be.
Who said anything about WB? I hope Miller sues the media outlets who lied
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Who said anything about WB? I hope Miller sues the media outlets who lied
Nobody cares
11 months ago
Anonymous
You say you don't care then you'll act confused the next time this happens to someone
Being complicit in fake news at any occasion is wrong regardless of who it's about
The entire budget is devoted to making new hand animated Looney Tunes with live recorded orchestra soundtrack. Nobody gets streaming rights. No disc release. You have to see them in the cinema or miss out. Other studios bid for us to have the cartoons played before their features.
Literally beg Nolan to come back to do a justice league trilogy. No Extended universe, just 3 movies, loosely connected. There, easy 3 billion dollar movies. Joker will be dead after Lady gaga ruins the second movie.
I'm hoping it doesn't sound like a Lady Gaga soundtrack. Isn't she trained in Opera or some shit like that?
Sweeney Todd proved dark musicals work. Just don't watch Joker 2 with the idea it has to be anything like the first one. The first one was nothing like the rest of capeshit and it was all the better for it. Let them expand and be different.
shitcan the failed experiment, start making gritty one off movies like joker with maybe one sequel. no more universe marve! carbon copy. also push into the show market with more moronic zoomer humor like doom patrol and peacemaker. be unique, stop chinking marvel.
Honestly The Batman and Joker was a good direction. Make it feel like DC Black Label or something, where filmmakers get to make the movies they want to make and tell the stories they want to tell without worrying about shared universe bullshit. It's no coincidence that those were some of DCs more successful movies over the last decade.
It's simple. We... uhh... make sequels to the Batman, Joker, and follow up with superhero movies entirely disconnected from a shared universe, make the 2 missing sequels of the Snyderverse...
For short focussing on pseudo-arthouse with renowed director, actors and writers, each one having their style, because that's what worked with the Nolan trilogy.
Run the company into the ground, going out in a blaze of glory giving cool IPs to various indie directors hoping for one timeless gem to come out of it at least.
Just keep shitting out Batman movies and low budget "villain" movies like Joker, but yeah how about origins movie fire fricking Bane or Poison Ivy. Easy peasy. It's literally impossible to make a flop Batman movie with semi competent people.
Get Nolan in to make an actual good movie and not attept to copy guardians of the galaxy/Marvel like they have been doing with literally every DC movie
Sell
sell
theres no saving it now
the brand has been poisoned too hard
Bring back Snyder and restore the Snyderverse.
Good morning sir!
Bring back Nolan and restore the Nolanverse
Bring back Burton and restore the Burtonverse
Cancel all DCU plans and focus on solo flicks like Joker and The Batman, I'd force Gunn to turn Superman Legacy into a solo film as well.
Do some non-capeshit comic adaptations like Swamp Thing or I, Vampire
cinematic universes are moronic ideas now.
you wait 4 years for a new generation of high school morons and old autists that will dying for new capeshit about batman or superman
three words: sequel sequel sequel
A Batman movie with Tom Cruise
Transition into Warner Sisters
Batman Beyond. Simu Liu as Terry just to mix it up and get diversity bonus points. Michael Keaton as Batman. 1st movie villain: Inque, 2nd movie villain: Blight, 3rd movie villain: Future Superman.
>go to your vaults
>scan every fricking reel with 8K
>copies of copies of copies of prints
>send the original negatives to the National Archive
>begin rereleasing the entire catalog for cheap on bluray/streaming
>stop doing everything
>just fricking stop making movies
>turn the Warner lot into a tourist trap
>...
Make another expensive superhero film but this time with a hero so obscure that only the most dedicated comic book nerds have hear of him/they. Bound to be a winner!
Bring back Ryan and Blake for a green lantern remake. This time give Ryan full control.
I just told uncle Duquan that I'm 30 and a grown-up now. I can watch my movies all I want on the big screen while him and sis play doctor. My dad made this trailer park what it is today.
Snyder unironically irreparably damaged DC as a brand and DC will never fricking recover. His fans won't go to their new movies even if they are good. Their best move right now is to let Snyder finish his trilogy just so his fans finally shut the frick up about it. This will either expose him as a fricking hack idiot and we get two hilarious movies, OR we get two good movies either way it's a win because people WILL watch it either to enjoy it or shit on it. Audiences will do a LOT just to be part of the conversation. When that is done then proceed with the Superman/DCU reboot as planned
>Snyder unironically irreparably damaged DC as a brand and DC will never fricking recover.
I don't even like BVS and even I know this is delusional hyperbole.
WW, Aquaman & Shazam1 were very well received.
The DCEU died becacuse...
> They let Affleck quit instead of postponing his Batman movie until he was mentally/emotionally stable (Reeves directing him in the tone/style of the Pattinson movie would have been fricking incredible)
> Letting that fricking moronic b***h Patty Jinnkies ruin the Wonder Woman brand with 84.
> Letting radical feminist dyke trash ruin the Harley brand with BOP.
> Not immediately pushing for a hopeful fun MOS2 after Joss's JL Superman was well received (outside of the face CGI), they got pitches from Steven Knight + the guy who saved X-Men with First Class + the guy whose last Mission Impossible was considered one of the greatest action movies ever made among others and WB turned then all down because they are fricking brain damaged.
> Not canceling The Flash as soon as the choking video went online. Ezra was the most hated part of either cut of JL, they had zero reason on this earth to give him a movie before MOS2.
>they got pitches from Steven Knight + the guy who saved X-Men with First Class + the guy whose last Mission Impossible was considered one of the greatest action movies ever made among others and WB turned then all down because they are fricking brain damaged.
Wow
What I meant is, Snyder ruined DC because his movies were too divisive. Honestly I'd take a flat out universally hated movie over a divisive one because if you change EVERYTHING about a shit movie, people will flock to see the next one. Look at Batman and Robin and Batman Begins. The problem with divisive movies is you basically alienate half your audience no matter what you do.
>were too divisive.
Bad. His movies were too bad
Ultimate Edition clears up one or two plotholes but a good movie it does not make.
It wasn't Snyder that destroyed dc. Wb could have handled the situation in any one of a thousand different ways and had a massively profitable franchise. Their first mistake was forcing their mcu phase 1 equivalent into a trilogy or hiring Snyder depending on you preference. Then they alienated their entire fan base by trashing everything Snyder did, well all the fans they didn't alienate by hiring Snider to begin with. They've shot themselves in the foot and ruined all of dc for everyone. They're almost as bad as sony.
right now they need to stop all the upcoming dc projects and wait for a few years so people forget about all that nonsense, they start missing the characters and then start again with the superman movie from james gunn till 2030 at least. they can focus on harry potter, barbie and whatever garbage they have in their shelves in the mean time
Recast Batman as a black dude
sell. give up on producing anything but comics and the occasional cartoon and game
Just fricking make adaptations of classic comics stories. Do For The Man Who Has Everything. Do Sinestro Corps. Do anything, and stop trying to make a cinematic universe. If Superman needs to show up in a movie, just put Superman in the movie. He's fricking Superman. You don't need to explain to the audience who he is with another origin story movie. Hell, if you need to put Jonah Hex in a movie, just have him show up in a scene riding on a horse and shoot some bad guy while mentioning a bounty. People will put two and two together.
You have some of the most famous and most versatile characters in modern history. Don't worry about tone or established actors. Have Josh Brolin play a super dark and gritty Batman if that's what you want, then the following year make another Batman movie that's silly and campy like the Adam West version. Who cares? It's Batman.
honestly? stop adapting comic book movies for at least six years. Instead of vaporizing money and destroying the brand like this, give it a cool down. Fire that moron gunn who would unironically be worse than snyder. Just make standalone movies that aren't interconnected.
In the interim, fund mid-budget new IPs.
>What's your next move?
Public execution of Zack Snyder at San Diego Comic Con.
Public execution of Ezra Miller, Amber Heard, Henry Cavill, Ray Fisher, Gal Gadot
(all were cast by Snyder)
Complete ban on Snyderverse movies.
cancel everything then dump all money into a new batman the animated series inspired show, hiring people for actual talent and not diversity points, including the only good animators and artists in the west. even if it fails, absolutely nothing of value was lost anyway.
Do injustice but not shit like that last animated film. And then never explain who all the characters are because you don't actually need origin story movies to use a character.
>you don't actually need origin story movies to use a character.
Very true.
But you do need a movie to introduce stand alone characters. Like batman. Hell, i would have had a sympathetic stand alone lex luthor movie just to sell to smallville fans. Not as an anti hero, but as a villain that genuinely thinks he's doing the right thing.
Make action movies with strong male role models and sexy women, filled with adventure energy. People are absolutely sick of deconstruction, it has finally gone the way of the dodo and they are now craving super action man that does cool shit and gets the girl. Just make a movie like the 90’s Mummy. Beat for beat. There you go, free money. I should join the stupid homosexual writer’s strike so you give me money WB you fricking hacks
Sell off the company piece by piece, which is what's going to happen within the next few years anyway
It doesn't fricking matter because all you know how to do is make the wrong choice.
I would have Affleck, Wan, Brad Bird or the Russo Brothers direct a Trinity film as a final goodbye to the Dceu.
> Cavill gets a bunch of happy inspiring scenes saving people without camp or silliness but also no brooding.
> Neither Batfleck or Cavill kill.
> They banter but no Whedon style jokes especially at their expense.
> Not sure who the villain would be.
They have got to kill Ezra Miller and sell it as a live pay per view event. It's their only hope at making a come back.
>Ezra bad
You can't have actors fail as hard as The Flash did and come back.
You can when you sue for defamation
>You can when you sue for defamation
Nobody inside WB gives a shit about Ezra or what he did. He lost them money so he's done.
Zachary Levi is done. It's over for both of them.
They can do indies but no big budgets
Who said anything about WB? I hope Miller sues the media outlets who lied
>Who said anything about WB? I hope Miller sues the media outlets who lied
Nobody cares
You say you don't care then you'll act confused the next time this happens to someone
Being complicit in fake news at any occasion is wrong regardless of who it's about
I hated him before it was cool.
>What's your next move?
hire more pedophiles like James Gunn and throw a big opening party for Blue Beetle at Comet Pizza.
The entire budget is devoted to making new hand animated Looney Tunes with live recorded orchestra soundtrack. Nobody gets streaming rights. No disc release. You have to see them in the cinema or miss out. Other studios bid for us to have the cartoons played before their features.
Literally beg Nolan to come back to do a justice league trilogy. No Extended universe, just 3 movies, loosely connected. There, easy 3 billion dollar movies. Joker will be dead after Lady gaga ruins the second movie.
I think Joker 2 has potential.
Possibly, but I can't see a "dark musical" doing as well being so different than the first. But I also don't why people like her music.
I'm hoping it doesn't sound like a Lady Gaga soundtrack. Isn't she trained in Opera or some shit like that?
Sweeney Todd proved dark musicals work. Just don't watch Joker 2 with the idea it has to be anything like the first one. The first one was nothing like the rest of capeshit and it was all the better for it. Let them expand and be different.
Take a fricking breather from the DC movies, you'll just dig yourself a bigger hole.
Smaller budgets, more intimate stories like Joker and Nolan Batman.
Batman as detective, practical effects, don't have a shared universe and spread it out to different people with different visions.
Don't try to do Marvel you already fricked up.
Snyder is done
Nolan is done
Go with animation, sniff out better writers/characters and have them bubble up.
Throwing expensive spaghetti at the wall is fricking dumb
It still makes me kek that they thought a pedo like Ezra Miller could carry a superhero movie. I hope the shame of it flopping makes him an hero.
homie... the studio was betting on Ezra Miller carrying several large franchises.
Reminder that Ezra Miller plays the big bad in the Harry Potter spin-off movies.
shitcan the failed experiment, start making gritty one off movies like joker with maybe one sequel. no more universe marve! carbon copy. also push into the show market with more moronic zoomer humor like doom patrol and peacemaker. be unique, stop chinking marvel.
Honestly The Batman and Joker was a good direction. Make it feel like DC Black Label or something, where filmmakers get to make the movies they want to make and tell the stories they want to tell without worrying about shared universe bullshit. It's no coincidence that those were some of DCs more successful movies over the last decade.
It's simple. We... uhh... make sequels to the Batman, Joker, and follow up with superhero movies entirely disconnected from a shared universe, make the 2 missing sequels of the Snyderverse...
For short focussing on pseudo-arthouse with renowed director, actors and writers, each one having their style, because that's what worked with the Nolan trilogy.
Run the company into the ground, going out in a blaze of glory giving cool IPs to various indie directors hoping for one timeless gem to come out of it at least.
Just keep shitting out Batman movies and low budget "villain" movies like Joker, but yeah how about origins movie fire fricking Bane or Poison Ivy. Easy peasy. It's literally impossible to make a flop Batman movie with semi competent people.
Get Nolan in to make an actual good movie and not attept to copy guardians of the galaxy/Marvel like they have been doing with literally every DC movie
Dump that loser Gunn and hire Schumacher to architect a new DCU.
Oh shit he's actually dead.
nevermind WB is fricked
Make licensed sex dolls of the female characters that your average wage slave could afford.