You've got ten seconds to cast him before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

You've got ten seconds to cast him before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Alba

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Seagal

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    #1: that's terror
    But honestly i don't even know. Current male actors who look like blocks and can deliver their lines as unintentional comedy due to absurd levels of nanoautism? We kind of ran out of those in the last ten or so years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason Statham

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec Baldwin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ABC
      Always
      Be
      Complaining about orange soda

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The machine would not make a mistake

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JC is supposed to be 23 btw.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that hairline at 23
      Brutal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His genetics are augmented so they purposely give him that hairline.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My hair is augmented

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're getting added to the list of NSF casualties

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a shame.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've gonna burn alright

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh uh uh
    this guy.
    sorry I was panicked and didn't want to be added to the list

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea. Underneath the needlessly baggy coat, JC is pretty jacked, that kind of thick neck doesnt mesh with those low bf% cheeks without shredded. Based on that Id say there might be somebody with a wrestling background who could pull it off, but JC is a thoughtful eloquent guy who rarely raises his voice, even when the greatest democracy the world has ever known gets insulted; whereas most wrestlers just yell and cant really act. You essentially want somebody who looks like a young hunter hearst helmsley, but they categorically dont make actors like that anymore.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said lemon lime

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laputan machine

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jc you ni*explodes*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sticks and stoned

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a rotten way to die

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mechs might have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got
    BALLS OF STEEL

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think about Max Landis as JC?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigris homie

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu Reeves has character and voice, but Neo is literally JC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keanu Reeves is a shit actor though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      JC is a mix of Wesley Snipes' Blade and Neo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neo is nothing like JC. Neo is an unassuming hero coming to terms with his destiny and at times a fish out of water. JC is a know-it-all moralist who is not remotely uncomfortable in his own skin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deus Ex predates The Matrix.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        As in it was in development before The Matrix came out.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only one man can pull it right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too homosexual

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >Christian Bale
    >"0 results"
    Cinemaphile has fallen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too old

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to play Bob Page?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don Cheadle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot image.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Voight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino. What about picrel?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          de-aged christopher walken

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kevin Durand

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the basketball player?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's a "that guy".

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's gonna play the lady in the UNATCO toilet?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Tom Hardy could pull it off

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Segal

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goose.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah command you...
    >Cast me...
    >Ah command you...

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is Tracer Tong

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the most famous celebrities are too old. Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling could have done great jobs but are too old for the part now, plus Gosling was in Blade Runner so he shouldn't do another cyber movie. I can't think of any young actors that would fit the look and style but I don't follow Hollywood.

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