You've seen 1990's Hardware... Right anons?

You've seen 1990's Hardware... Right anons?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the best movies ever. get to see a fat pervert get torn in half.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but i like these types of movies

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the sex scene on xvideos. It was meh

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's good. By the same director who did DUST DEVIL, and THE COLOR OUT OF SPACE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear new old Richard Stanley movies keep materializing from another dimension or something

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keep materializing from another dimension or something
        AI creations, I keep finding new 80s bands with competent music Ive never even heard of before. All it takes is a fake wikipedia history to convince most people, protip, if archive.org only has one screencap in a decade its a recent ai insert. The entire reason 'they' compromised archive so they could pull this shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, this is an entire movie, I don't know if it was ai generated anon...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the only way to know for certain is to buy the one VHS of this available on ebay and see if it plays

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or, you can go off of the 2000AD lawsuit for copying a comic that ran in the late 80's anon, I think it credible enough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know I mean I’m mostly joking it’s just probably the fact that something didn’t catch my eye so it didn’t stand out to me and I don’t remember but I swear there are directors or kinds of movies I got into years ago and then suddenly there are all these movies that would have clearly interested me but I never knew of or somehow overlooked and for some reason they’ll suddenly stop popping up everywhere. Last one to do this to me was The Gorgon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>>
            I lived in VHS stores as a kid and working in one was my first job, I have a photographic memory of VHS covers especially for "cult classic" horror like this because it was my favorite genre. And I am telling you with 100% clarity that I have never seen this

            the only way to know for certain is to buy the one VHS of this available on ebay and see if it plays

            VHS cover before today.
            Do with this info as you will.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Schizo, with a side helping of Narcissism

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Redditor, with a side helping of troony.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you new here?

  6. 8 months ago
    VIRUS 1999

    I AM AWARE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have to see Virus, that ones next...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        virus is awesome

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats it im watching this

    • 8 months ago
      VIRUS 1999

      I still have to see Virus, that ones next...

      thats it im watching this

      My ideal sequel to Virus 1999 would take the main character and put her in our current time, she's been living off the grid alone using very anquie technogly drives a 1950s pickup in the woods.

      She made a savlage claim on the ship but then retracted it, after her claims of cyborg machines and alien life became public.

      The ship's blackbox was recovered by an oil rig in the 1990s and the company used what little infomation it understood to propell itself in the field of robotics and ai. Terminator style...

      by the time of 2023, the company has a lab that's gone dark i cannot remember where the ship sinks but think it's near florida? in anycase their lab is located somewhere let's say 50 miles from where she lives and she has been arrested because of disappearences and the local police pick her up because her name came up in relation to the ship and the company.

      the town people have been disappearing at night, large drag lines from cables are in the forest surrounding the town and the company lab isn't responding to phone calls nor opening it's gate.

      deer, other animals have disappeared.

      we later find out a large animal cyborg deer creature was built from staff, bear and deer.

      the final act would be cyborgnetic cars, functioning as troop transports attacking our protanguous and whomever is left from the town as they escape the town from there the film would break up into a series.

      virus the fall of man

      it started from a small town, then cities and by the time of the second film the US Army is fighting a war of containment, the internet is down to prevent it from speading and analog is being used everywhere as the us captial is under attack from there, the next film majority of the us has fallen with landings in europe, africa, south america and russia with the us holding out from texas to canada

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made sure to read your long ass post so you didn't just waste all that time without even getting any (you)s.

        I think it would be better to keep it more self contained instead of making it woth the assumption a later sequel is going to be made that will finish the story. Always gives me blue balls. Just don't waste too much time and skip to some poor souls finding that town and having to figure out wtf happened. Don't bother bringing up any characters from the first movie, why bother forcing them in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this movie is supposed the be awful for some reason
      Granted it is a bit silly/clichéd in some ways, and it has a couple of poorly executed moments/edits, but the body horror and effects are so fricking amazing that it is beyond worth it to watch it just for that.

      It's ridiculous that something like Event Horizon gets treated like it's the fricking Shining these days while Virus is still completely obscure and only really known for being a piece of shit.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Cyber-punk horror. Nobody really mentions this movie much.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's going on the watchlist.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The highest kino, it can be rewatched every year and it gets better and better.

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  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    never even heard of it and I grew up in the 80s and wasted the last decade on this shit board

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty good movie, this one and DeepStar Six are two I've seen recently and they're worth watching, hell I'm a zoomie and I had fun.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I have. This is the movie that introduced me to Public Image Ltd., which is now one of my favorite bands.
    >This is what you want, this is what you get

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mentioned it earlier, but currently listening as I type.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mentioned it earlier, but currently listening as I type.

      https://i.imgur.com/rORgioF.jpg

      You've seen 1990's Hardware... Right anons?

      It's okay, but nothing compared to his masterpiece.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEMON SEED.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    b3n1s

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Dylan McDermott ever been seen in the same room as John Bernthal?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the men's room at a truck stop count?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dylan is based not israeli and has never burned local in his life

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I remember about was the phone pervert

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: it was based on a comic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_AD_(comics)#Film_and_TV_adaptations

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does have a very comic book panel stylization in some scenes.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie influenced my taste in music more than any other. Not just PIL but the cameos from Lemmy and Iggy Pop were my first exposure to those bands. Watched it as a teenager in 2011 right before the whole 80s nostalgia thing blew up, good timing.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/hb6355

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Do you think this is an obscure movie here?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think it’s in the same timeline as Stalone’s Judge Dredd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, me too anon

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It sucks ass.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT
    >THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
    >THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT
    >THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ye. been a while tho

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this is movie millenials watched because it was mentioned inn an episode of The Office and has become their cool "obscure" movie choice?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's rather bad

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have it on DVD, so I'm part of the cool gang.

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