What Job does tattoos prohibit you from? I went into a luxury store the other day shopping for expensive shit and ALL of the employees had tattoos on their arms.
I was wondering what that specific shit is? Only thing I can think of is religious stuff. Probably can't get a job as a funeral director with neck tattoos.
The wagies at the "luxury store" are still making barely above min. wage at a shitty retail job. Terrible argument for employment prospects
Only extremely specific shit. It was probably a thing in the 80s so boomers think you can't get an office job with a full sleeve.
Even when no anti-tattoo company policies exist, some managers in white collar environments are still gonna be affected by personal bias, just as if you were obese or had a huge rainbow mohawk. You might be qualified and likeable but they will be put off. There are managers who are more tolerant (mostly women) but there are more traditional minded ones too who will cite other reasons for passing you over.
Not just tattoos, managers will reject you over all kinds of shit they personally don't like, since they can say any other reason officially.
>but there are more traditional minded ones too who will cite other reasons for passing you over. >Not just tattoos, managers will reject you over all kinds of shit they personally don't like, since they can say any other reason officially.
This.
I've told so many black and obviously gay interviewees that either the team (me) has decided to go in a different direction, or that the spot has been filled (even if it hasn't) because I can't just tell them the truth. That you will stick out like a sore fricking thumb and no one here wants or needs that level of distraction so frick off somewhere else. I don't give two shits about tattoos unless they're on your face. Unless for example this one kid, just graduated highschool came in for an interview, tattoos on his arms, didn't care until I saw in bold letters "FRICK" on his forearm. Nothing else. Just the word "FRICK" and it's not the word or the tattoo, just the idea you are that fricking moronic you thought that was a cool idea tells me that you're too stupid for me to want on my schedule.
So yes, hiring management will always have biases. And never ever fricking believe that "at this store/job, we're a family" nonsense you hear some shitty retail jobs tell you.
I reject anyone with visible tattoos and facial piercings. I claim they weren't a good fit and that's that. No way would I allow help a tattoo degenerate make a living if I can help it.
Actually yes, I am only 6 inches. I've been told by several women that my dick is pretty small. And yes, it has made me very bitter and yes, this must have affected the way I exercise judgement during people management. Pretty spot on, actually. I would hire you for your advanced perception skills
I once trained a new employee a few years back. I noticed the word RAPE peeking out of his long sleeved shirt. >Is that the word "rape" tattooed on your arm? >>Uh, yeah. I wear long sleeves so customers won't see it.
He lifted up his sleeve to show me the tattoo: >MEAT IS MURDER >DAIRY IS RAPE
Holy frick, dude.
Because unless you've got a perfect photographic memory even gigabrain autists need to keep notes around somewhere especially if you can't revise for a couple of weeks. Since you can't just take the blueprint of the jail and your escape plan on a little booklet when you go to prison, tattooing an abstraction of each step on your body is actually a smart solution. No one investigates the meaning behind tattoos except police department looking to match the individual to a gang, since it didn't match it would just be lost in the police records for eternity without anyone ever deciphering the meaning. Smart plan but the plot fricked it up by introducing a gigabrain fed, which is actually rare. Feds depend on midwit technical staff and rarely get to use actual gigabrain autists for something as low level as a prison escape. The people I know who've been contracted by government departments were all doing either cryptography work that the employees couldn't solve or giving them access to a rare new technology they patented.
I'm at -10, not only I've seen the detailed apple, I've already ate it inside my mind and imagined the taste and imagined how I shat it out with my imaginary ass, with full gamut of imaginary feelings from my imaginary butthole.
Man, being a criminal was so easy in the days before DNA, but it sucked when you got caught. Nowadays, prison seems pretty nice, but it's also way easier to get sent there.
well he didn't do it himself, he worked for the company that designed it. It's reasonable the judge wouldn't know that since why would they care what company did this or that.
9 months ago
Anonymous
because it would be extremely suspicious for the guy who designed the building who doesn't have a criminal record to suddenly commit a crime and force himself into the same prison as his death row brother
9 months ago
Anonymous
If I've learned anything in the last 3-5 years, government is completely disconnected, incompetent, and he could literally be a single guy who designed the place under his own name and nobody would have caught it.
Should of just smuggled them up his ass. Print it on super thin paper like the kind you get in bibles, roll it up and put it in a kinder egg plastic capsule
He had Fibonacci's information (they got rated Abruzzi out) and he knew Abruzzi also wanted to break out of prison - because who wants to spend the rest of their days in a cell?
>tfw no room for the next set of prison blueprints you're going to break out of
he should have just drew in on some paper and shoved it up his butthole, he wasn't think ahead
There's like one scene where he runs his fingertip along his nipple or something to figure out which corridor to walk down, and that's about all they did with this concept. Then they shoehorned in new codewords and shit written on his arms
>t bag? that sounds based
yeah. he breaks into some military hospital or something and forces the doctor to install a robot hand. Its the jump the shark moment of the show
It's a bit like Lost. Getting on and off the island, getting in and out of the prison. Creative bankruptcy was a thing then, too, only usually the first season was a kind of good and interesting concept and then at the end of it they realize it needs to last another 5 seasons, feature most of the same characters, and have more or less the same vibe.
I really miss the high concept serial thrillers on network TV in the 2000s. First season was always amazing, then they run out of ideas and recycle the premise again and it just becomes camp
Picrel is a throwback to that type of show, just watch, in season 2 some building he's in will get taken over by terrorists
Hopefully the second season will be on a plane again. That'd be fricking hilarious. Or even better, make each episode a separate H/jacking but they all happen to be on a plane
Even the typecast abruzzi was in john wick 4, meanwhile wentworth miller, who all the women were fawning over just disappeared after this show. What happened same with Matthew fox. The only tv star around this time who became big was sylar from heroes
The only thing I've ever heard is from the absolute homosexual who played charlie on lost and that's because matthew fox was not adhering to leftist behaviour.
>came out as gay
And he did it as a true coward. He strictly denied the rumours for long years whenever reporters only dared to mention it, then he comes out in a "am I right, fellow gays?" letter and acts as if he was a proud homosexual from day one ever since. He deserves to be forgotten.
>wentworth miller, who all the women were fawning over just disappeared after this show
The exact moment he stated he was an irl autistic gay everyone stopped caring about him. He tried to become relevant again saying he will only accepts gay roles, and of course, no one gave a shit.
>>yeap, your not allowed in the prison anymore, enjoy your freedom, prisoner
the moment you realize that episode one is actually the finale to the show
depends on the country. some of them recognize that wanting freedom is human nature and so attempting to escape in itself is not a crime, only the crimes you commit along the way (holding hostages, hurting guards, so on, so fourth). norway, denmark, germany, some other places.
To be fair, those rulings were back when the countries were ethnically homogenous and crimes were rarely severe enough to require severe punitive lockdowns. They did not anticipate the brown menace.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's not that, it's that pseudointellectual gentleman's agreement attitude towards prison breaks, it's like if reddit mods were prison wardens.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's more like white societies, before the presence of Black folk and Black person ideals, had some concept of honor and would respect man's desire for freedom if they worked to earn it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Don't turn this into some whites vs Black folk bs, the notion that it should be legal to break out of prison, so long as you commit no crimes in the process, is some sugarplum fairy gayshit. Honestly it mocks the entire institution, like hypothetically you're in prison, that's your life no, and the people who put you there have this fairytale land policy that you can break out, so long as you don't get caught and you don't hurt anybody. Real life isn't some german fairytale with homosexual fairytale rules. Anybody who runs an organization that way, be it a prison or otherwise, has to be an insufferable homosexual.
9 months ago
Anonymous
depending on what they did its probably more cost effective to just grant them clemency
Spend 2-10million on man hunt
Spend 2-300 on clemency forms and have him turn up to some kind of hearing ect where he explains how he escaped so they can stop others doing it
It would be basically impossible to break out of prison without commiting crimes though, unless they just left a bunch of doors unlocked and you walked out.
its happened. one guy just jumped into a laundry basket and was shuttled out. but yeah, the point is mainly that "attempted to escape" in itself isnt an additional charge. it also applies to some more rare esoteric conditions, like say, prison riots/flooding/fire. climbing out the window of a prison bus that crashed off a bridge into a river, as long as you stick around and surrender wont get you additional time. its unreasonable to expect a prisoner to just drown in those circumstances. or that guy who got out of the police car after being detained because the officer detaining him just got hit by an out of control car on the highway and saved his life, didnt get slapped with a "resisting arrest/detainment".
why do you feel the need to press enter two times though? is it for attention? your parents didn't love you, did they
have a (You) on the house, seems like you need it
Oh that is interesting then. I wonder how the misconception started.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not a misconception, that's how it works on reddit.
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9 months ago
Anonymous
That's not how it works on reddit at all, learn to fricking read.
In reddit it's the opposite:
this is a sample
to show you
how it looks on Cinemaphile
same exact text would look like this on reddit:
this is a sample
to show you
how it looks on plebbit
Reddit has automatic double-spacing
9 months ago
Anonymous
Are you talking about paragraph breaks that add 2px space between paragraphs? Because that's not a double space at all.
9 months ago
Anonymous
But he's saying that since that does it automatically, why would it be reddit spacing to do it on here? People wouldn't have the habit of tapping enter twice if it was done automatically.
9 months ago
Anonymous
its reddit spaceing because it looks like its from reddit
also people can do any spaceing they want on 4chungus
Normally however a double spaced sentance is to change topic
Those bannanas are hot
My face hurts
The double space denotes a non sequiter or change of argumentation ect
reddit spaceing is normally when they
just type
like this
9 months ago
Anonymous
But again, the point is that someone from Reddit wouldn't type like that because they don't type like that on Reddit.
9 months ago
Anonymous
yea it just looks like reddit spaceing its not because thats how you space on reddit
so
Go Back is because they don't understand the double space syntax and it looks like reddit spacing
it does not matter that they are not from reddit the point is they are not from here but nobody actually cares
9 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, I can buy that, yeah.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm guessing the idea was to replicate the reddit look? Or maybe it's because the reply area here on Cinemaphile is tiny while you're typing, so you don't get an idea of what your post is really going to look like. Because of that you assume it looks like a big clunky wall of text, and start dividing it in paragraphs with double spaces.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Or maybe it's because the reply area here on Cinemaphile is tiny
You know you can make it bigger by clicking and dragging the corner of the text box, right?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm using CinemaphileX and I cant. Not that I'd want to anyways
he requested to be incarcerated somewhere near his home here in Chicago. and the judge was willing to honour that.
>hey bro they killed her and put her head in a box! >no they didn't, she's still alive, did you even see whose head it was? >uhhhhh
the later seasons were full of stupid shit lol
All the blueprint stuff was CGI animation added on top, the tattoo is just a medieval painting with the floorplans steganographically inlayed. So you had to really squint and then interpret the likes and edges as routes.
That's paranoid af, did he think the security guards would've given a shit, especially when people have memorized much larger things? He acts like he snuck in some super taboo thing that will guarantee a way out like a dozen angle grinders and explosives
kinda wish this show went on forever. like michael & friends are a crew that specializes in breaking in and out of places. it would be forced to top itself with each season and would reach fast and furious levels of ridiculousness, but hey that's how kino is made.
>We lacked foresight and decide to give him sleeves as well >Now on this season where he is on a hot south american prison he'll have to wear long sleeve shirts because it'll be too much work to put the tattoos every time we film
>No, Mr. Scofield, I will not send you to a supermax facility for robbing a liquor store. Request denied. >but your honor I just got these tat- >Mr. Scofield if you speak out of turn again I will reduce your sentence to after school detention
>wow you DO have the blueprints, holy shit, so how do we us- >we dont. the plans are foolproof, its impossible to break out >then wh...why did you... >im just bad at directions. can you draw a line on me to the cafeteria? seriously, even if its turn left, right, and your there, i HAVE to write this down
A California cholo got himself busted for a murder one charge because the dumbfrick had the crime scene tattooed on his stupid bean body. Source? Look it up yourself, or don't.
Oh it's prison break? >watch first episode >apparently he got arrested to save his brother >if he had been sent to literally any other prison the plan would have failed completely >he just got lucky
turned it off immediately
>you want to be incarcerated here? >I'll look into it >after looking into it I see you have a brother also in this prison, so no, I don't see how that would be a good idea for either of you.
You're going to Rykers, San Quentin, the fricking desert place where they make you wear pink underwear, frick it I'll send you to Gitmo or fricking alone in Alcatraz, you will not serve your sentence with family
Somehow his brother having a different surname was enough to conceal the fact they are brothers from the court/prison system. To be honest, I can believe that kind of stupidity and worse does actually happen.
>hmm it says here that Scofield has a brother on death row in fox river that he has visited several times recently, maybe we shouldn't... >ah wait no, they aren't biologically related, we're good.
Kek when S3 or 4 started with him getting his tattoos removed so they didn't have to put them on him anymore? Cool show but should have stopped once they got out of the Mexican prison. Still, a bad season of prison break is leagues better than whatever fox shows now.
Incorrect. The best possible answer was that the doctor's Governor father pardoned the brother, but Michael had to carry out his plans anyway and live his entire life on the run. It would complete the circle as the brother was innocent, but Michael did many bad things in the process of the prison break.
The tattooed skin treasure map was a pretty cool concept, dragged on a little too long but man was Golden Kamuy a great read. Bushido old guy's death was kino.
>Yes I'm here for the job interview
Probably ganna be more concerned he didn't bother putting on a shirt
He must be wearing one hell of a pair of pants
What Job does tattoos prohibit you from? I went into a luxury store the other day shopping for expensive shit and ALL of the employees had tattoos on their arms.
Only extremely specific shit. It was probably a thing in the 80s so boomers think you can't get an office job with a full sleeve.
I was wondering what that specific shit is? Only thing I can think of is religious stuff. Probably can't get a job as a funeral director with neck tattoos.
nah, take a look at some of insane clown posses funerals. the market is small, but someone would want a tatted director
The wagies at the "luxury store" are still making barely above min. wage at a shitty retail job. Terrible argument for employment prospects
Even when no anti-tattoo company policies exist, some managers in white collar environments are still gonna be affected by personal bias, just as if you were obese or had a huge rainbow mohawk. You might be qualified and likeable but they will be put off. There are managers who are more tolerant (mostly women) but there are more traditional minded ones too who will cite other reasons for passing you over.
Not just tattoos, managers will reject you over all kinds of shit they personally don't like, since they can say any other reason officially.
>but there are more traditional minded ones too who will cite other reasons for passing you over.
>Not just tattoos, managers will reject you over all kinds of shit they personally don't like, since they can say any other reason officially.
This.
I've told so many black and obviously gay interviewees that either the team (me) has decided to go in a different direction, or that the spot has been filled (even if it hasn't) because I can't just tell them the truth. That you will stick out like a sore fricking thumb and no one here wants or needs that level of distraction so frick off somewhere else. I don't give two shits about tattoos unless they're on your face. Unless for example this one kid, just graduated highschool came in for an interview, tattoos on his arms, didn't care until I saw in bold letters "FRICK" on his forearm. Nothing else. Just the word "FRICK" and it's not the word or the tattoo, just the idea you are that fricking moronic you thought that was a cool idea tells me that you're too stupid for me to want on my schedule.
So yes, hiring management will always have biases. And never ever fricking believe that "at this store/job, we're a family" nonsense you hear some shitty retail jobs tell you.
wow wageslaving wasting all your life away for a few pennies???? holy shit im getting a tattoo immediately, those job prospects sound great!!!
Only face and neck tats would cause much issue in today's climate and even then it would vary depending on employer.
I reject anyone with visible tattoos and facial piercings. I claim they weren't a good fit and that's that. No way would I allow help a tattoo degenerate make a living if I can help it.
Tiny wiener energy
Actually yes, I am only 6 inches. I've been told by several women that my dick is pretty small. And yes, it has made me very bitter and yes, this must have affected the way I exercise judgement during people management. Pretty spot on, actually. I would hire you for your advanced perception skills
lmfao take my reddit gold michael scott
I once trained a new employee a few years back. I noticed the word RAPE peeking out of his long sleeved shirt.
>Is that the word "rape" tattooed on your arm?
>>Uh, yeah. I wear long sleeves so customers won't see it.
He lifted up his sleeve to show me the tattoo:
>MEAT IS MURDER
>DAIRY IS RAPE
Holy frick, dude.
More old school office settings
well the items might be expensive but it's not classy with those degenerates around
Black person he would spend the rest of his life escaping from the deep state all because his brother got setup by the israelites.
jej
What's the next step of your master plan?
thinkeng about stuff
Why would he need that if he got that super autist memory?
Because unless you've got a perfect photographic memory even gigabrain autists need to keep notes around somewhere especially if you can't revise for a couple of weeks. Since you can't just take the blueprint of the jail and your escape plan on a little booklet when you go to prison, tattooing an abstraction of each step on your body is actually a smart solution. No one investigates the meaning behind tattoos except police department looking to match the individual to a gang, since it didn't match it would just be lost in the police records for eternity without anyone ever deciphering the meaning. Smart plan but the plot fricked it up by introducing a gigabrain fed, which is actually rare. Feds depend on midwit technical staff and rarely get to use actual gigabrain autists for something as low level as a prison escape. The people I know who've been contracted by government departments were all doing either cryptography work that the employees couldn't solve or giving them access to a rare new technology they patented.
>supposed to be a genius
>didn't just memory palace that thing
Even an idiot could've snuck this through in his butthole
This whole memory palace thing is a meme right?
No of course not, your brain is hardware to organize and remember things and locations in 3d space.
Can't memory palace. Why even live? Everyone laugh at this person.
t.
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I'm at -10, not only I've seen the detailed apple, I've already ate it inside my mind and imagined the taste and imagined how I shat it out with my imaginary ass, with full gamut of imaginary feelings from my imaginary butthole.
Buying a smartphone on the inside and just reading a pdf file of the blueprints would have been a lot easier
prison break is from 2005 dawg
Then he should have postponed the prison break until after the first iphone was released
Man, being a criminal was so easy in the days before DNA, but it sucked when you got caught. Nowadays, prison seems pretty nice, but it's also way easier to get sent there.
did you even watch the show? The reason he went to prison was to get his brother out who was on death row.
he also designed the prison so throwing him into the same prison as his death row brother was fricking moronic all the same
well he didn't do it himself, he worked for the company that designed it. It's reasonable the judge wouldn't know that since why would they care what company did this or that.
because it would be extremely suspicious for the guy who designed the building who doesn't have a criminal record to suddenly commit a crime and force himself into the same prison as his death row brother
If I've learned anything in the last 3-5 years, government is completely disconnected, incompetent, and he could literally be a single guy who designed the place under his own name and nobody would have caught it.
the danger hiptop came out in 2002
Should of just smuggled them up his ass. Print it on super thin paper like the kind you get in bibles, roll it up and put it in a kinder egg plastic capsule
So he spends his sentence taking a Kinder Egg in and out of his ass? Also Kinder Eggs are verboten in America
What would he have done if he didn’t make friends in prison? His whole plan depends on the cooperation of his cellmate and Abruzzi
He had Fibonacci's information (they got rated Abruzzi out) and he knew Abruzzi also wanted to break out of prison - because who wants to spend the rest of their days in a cell?
*who ratted out Abruzzi
>is supposed to be some gary stu gigagenius
>civil engineer
WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT HAIRLINE
he's half black, please understand
coarse mulatto hair
>...and your other blueprints
>and the blueprints in your sock
>tfw no room for the next set of prison blueprints you're going to break out of
he should have just drew in on some paper and shoved it up his butthole, he wasn't think ahead
didn't they bust out of prison a few times in this show? so dumb
There's like one scene where he runs his fingertip along his nipple or something to figure out which corridor to walk down, and that's about all they did with this concept. Then they shoehorned in new codewords and shit written on his arms
Yes it is called Prison Bust after all
>didn't they bust out of prison a few times in this show?
every season yeah, and in the final season they gave that pedo character a robot hand lmao
>they gave that pedo character a robot hand lmao
t bag? that sounds based
>t bag? that sounds based
yeah. he breaks into some military hospital or something and forces the doctor to install a robot hand. Its the jump the shark moment of the show
It's a bit like Lost. Getting on and off the island, getting in and out of the prison. Creative bankruptcy was a thing then, too, only usually the first season was a kind of good and interesting concept and then at the end of it they realize it needs to last another 5 seasons, feature most of the same characters, and have more or less the same vibe.
I really miss the high concept serial thrillers on network TV in the 2000s. First season was always amazing, then they run out of ideas and recycle the premise again and it just becomes camp
Picrel is a throwback to that type of show, just watch, in season 2 some building he's in will get taken over by terrorists
Is the first one good? My gf and I are just stating to get into Apple TV and this one looks okay
It's only on episode 5 of the first season, kept my attention so far.
>my gf and I are going to sit down to watch a Black person for hours
You're not gonna make it.
That just sounds like Die Hard the series and that could be fun.
Hopefully the second season will be on a plane again. That'd be fricking hilarious. Or even better, make each episode a separate H/jacking but they all happen to be on a plane
They spent so much effort to describe him being autistic without actually calling it autism.
Even the typecast abruzzi was in john wick 4, meanwhile wentworth miller, who all the women were fawning over just disappeared after this show. What happened same with Matthew fox. The only tv star around this time who became big was sylar from heroes
>Matthew Fox
nobody liked working with that guy it's hardly surprising.
The only thing I've ever heard is from the absolute homosexual who played charlie on lost and that's because matthew fox was not adhering to leftist behaviour.
>who all the women were fawning over just disappeared after this show.
The came out as gay and his entire female fandom evaporated overnight.
>came out as gay
And he did it as a true coward. He strictly denied the rumours for long years whenever reporters only dared to mention it, then he comes out in a "am I right, fellow gays?" letter and acts as if he was a proud homosexual from day one ever since. He deserves to be forgotten.
>wentworth miller, who all the women were fawning over just disappeared after this show
The exact moment he stated he was an irl autistic gay everyone stopped caring about him. He tried to become relevant again saying he will only accepts gay roles, and of course, no one gave a shit.
Matthew Fox had a very memorable role as "random guy on rescue helicopter who shoots a few zombies and is on screen for 15 seconds" in World War Z
I liked him in Bone Tomahawk too. A fun horror/western crossover.
>do you have any tatoos inmate?
>uhh yeah
>ok what do they mean?
>uhhhhh its like aztec or something
>these look like blueprints to the prison.....
>no they dont
>yeap, your not allowed in the prison anymore, enjoy your freedom, prisoner
>>yeap, your not allowed in the prison anymore, enjoy your freedom, prisoner
the moment you realize that episode one is actually the finale to the show
Ok but first let me push the living shit into that hot piece of ass you have in the infirmary.
They can just send him to a.... different prison?
>Alright, well don't go doing anything crazy like doing a prison break or anything.
Why would I do that? Breaking out of prison is illegal and doing illegal things is what got me here in the first place.
Nowhere to go but up, or should I say, out. Of the prison
depends on the country. some of them recognize that wanting freedom is human nature and so attempting to escape in itself is not a crime, only the crimes you commit along the way (holding hostages, hurting guards, so on, so fourth). norway, denmark, germany, some other places.
>norway, denmark, germany
The usual suspects for that kind of gayshit
To be fair, those rulings were back when the countries were ethnically homogenous and crimes were rarely severe enough to require severe punitive lockdowns. They did not anticipate the brown menace.
It's not that, it's that pseudointellectual gentleman's agreement attitude towards prison breaks, it's like if reddit mods were prison wardens.
It's more like white societies, before the presence of Black folk and Black person ideals, had some concept of honor and would respect man's desire for freedom if they worked to earn it.
Don't turn this into some whites vs Black folk bs, the notion that it should be legal to break out of prison, so long as you commit no crimes in the process, is some sugarplum fairy gayshit. Honestly it mocks the entire institution, like hypothetically you're in prison, that's your life no, and the people who put you there have this fairytale land policy that you can break out, so long as you don't get caught and you don't hurt anybody. Real life isn't some german fairytale with homosexual fairytale rules. Anybody who runs an organization that way, be it a prison or otherwise, has to be an insufferable homosexual.
depending on what they did its probably more cost effective to just grant them clemency
Spend 2-10million on man hunt
Spend 2-300 on clemency forms and have him turn up to some kind of hearing ect where he explains how he escaped so they can stop others doing it
It would be basically impossible to break out of prison without commiting crimes though, unless they just left a bunch of doors unlocked and you walked out.
its happened. one guy just jumped into a laundry basket and was shuttled out. but yeah, the point is mainly that "attempted to escape" in itself isnt an additional charge. it also applies to some more rare esoteric conditions, like say, prison riots/flooding/fire. climbing out the window of a prison bus that crashed off a bridge into a river, as long as you stick around and surrender wont get you additional time. its unreasonable to expect a prisoner to just drown in those circumstances. or that guy who got out of the police car after being detained because the officer detaining him just got hit by an out of control car on the highway and saved his life, didnt get slapped with a "resisting arrest/detainment".
it almost never happens, but hey.
Happened in sweden, the cells were unlocked so the prisoners went to the kitchen and baked chocolate cake.
>"Comfiest night in a long time - prisoner"
Also i looked it up and three of them were murderers
Prison break set in Finland
>just dont come back from your monthly vacation
roll the credits
Finnish brison preak:
>spend the entire season building up the courage to leave your social housing apartment
they missed a golden opportunity not doing a crossover show where Horacio is trying to track them down to be arrested after they escape prison
why do you feel the need to press enter two times though? is it for attention? your parents didn't love you, did they
have a (You) on the house, seems like you need it
well, reddit actually automatically puts line breaks in, so a reddit poster would actually
type
like
this
instead of typing
like
this, so its kinda a mystery why Cinemaphile has regurgitated misinformation for this long.
nobody mentioned reddit you schizo homosexual.
yeah the other people who replied knew exactly what was being referred to, so, eh, better luck next time, pol-oh, sorry, your not pol either
I've never been on the site, but it was my impression that those auto linebreaks only happen if you double space.
So doing this
on Cinemaphile
Would look
like this on Reddit
Exact opposite
Oh that is interesting then. I wonder how the misconception started.
Not a misconception, that's how it works on reddit.
Souce: am a redditor of 6 years who got turned to Cinemaphile from the /r/movies and /r/television subreddits. Been getting acclimated here for a couple of weeks, pretty sure I'm a real anon now!
That's not how it works on reddit at all, learn to fricking read.
In reddit it's the opposite:
this is a sample
to show you
how it looks on Cinemaphile
same exact text would look like this on reddit:
this is a sample
to show you
how it looks on plebbit
Reddit has automatic double-spacing
Are you talking about paragraph breaks that add 2px space between paragraphs? Because that's not a double space at all.
But he's saying that since that does it automatically, why would it be reddit spacing to do it on here? People wouldn't have the habit of tapping enter twice if it was done automatically.
its reddit spaceing because it looks like its from reddit
also people can do any spaceing they want on 4chungus
Normally however a double spaced sentance is to change topic
Those bannanas are hot
My face hurts
The double space denotes a non sequiter or change of argumentation ect
reddit spaceing is normally when they
just type
like this
But again, the point is that someone from Reddit wouldn't type like that because they don't type like that on Reddit.
yea it just looks like reddit spaceing its not because thats how you space on reddit
so
Go Back is because they don't understand the double space syntax and it looks like reddit spacing
it does not matter that they are not from reddit the point is they are not from here but nobody actually cares
Okay, I can buy that, yeah.
I'm guessing the idea was to replicate the reddit look? Or maybe it's because the reply area here on Cinemaphile is tiny while you're typing, so you don't get an idea of what your post is really going to look like. Because of that you assume it looks like a big clunky wall of text, and start dividing it in paragraphs with double spaces.
>Or maybe it's because the reply area here on Cinemaphile is tiny
You know you can make it bigger by clicking and dragging the corner of the text box, right?
I'm using CinemaphileX and I cant. Not that I'd want to anyways
>doesnt grant it
>he just goes to jail
>why do you feel the need to press enter two times though?
its about presentation, and work ethic. You should try it sometime gay.
if you lurked for 2 minutes you'd realize that double spacing single line greentexts looks fricking ugly
>I dont wanna sound like a gay or nothin, but the way you are formatting your text is gay
lmao prison guards are several standard deviations below normal Iq anon
>no they dont
>YOU WONNA GO PUNK
>What
>Proceeds to smash his face in
>>no they dont
>>YOU WONNA GO PUNK
>>What
to smash his face in
lmao this is so true.
or
>What are the Aztecs' is that some new gang?
Reddit has arrived
>super mega genius
>throws hard drive in river instead of just running DBAN/shred on it.
>hey bro they killed her and put her head in a box!
>no they didn't, she's still alive, did you even see whose head it was?
>uhhhhh
the later seasons were full of stupid shit lol
All the blueprint stuff was CGI animation added on top, the tattoo is just a medieval painting with the floorplans steganographically inlayed. So you had to really squint and then interpret the likes and edges as routes.
That's paranoid af, did he think the security guards would've given a shit, especially when people have memorized much larger things? He acts like he snuck in some super taboo thing that will guarantee a way out like a dozen angle grinders and explosives
>prison entrance is on his butthole
kino
Why didn't they just send him to a different prison?
they did, but luckily there was a guy in there who had the prison blueprints tattoo'd on his body
iirc he asked the judge to be placed in this prison for some reason
kinda wish this show went on forever. like michael & friends are a crew that specializes in breaking in and out of places. it would be forced to top itself with each season and would reach fast and furious levels of ridiculousness, but hey that's how kino is made.
Prison Break would've been perfect if they kept season 1 as is, but then blend season 2 with season 4 and end it there.
Everything after season 2 was gay.
Nah s4 was good because the showrunners finally realised it was an ensamble heist show and embraced it.
>PSYCH ITS THE WRONG PRISON
>We lacked foresight and decide to give him sleeves as well
>Now on this season where he is on a hot south american prison he'll have to wear long sleeve shirts because it'll be too much work to put the tattoos every time we film
>No, Mr. Scofield, I will not send you to a supermax facility for robbing a liquor store. Request denied.
>but your honor I just got these tat-
>Mr. Scofield if you speak out of turn again I will reduce your sentence to after school detention
You could build a bank with those
Kino tbqhwyf
>wow you DO have the blueprints, holy shit, so how do we us-
>we dont. the plans are foolproof, its impossible to break out
>then wh...why did you...
>im just bad at directions. can you draw a line on me to the cafeteria? seriously, even if its turn left, right, and your there, i HAVE to write this down
damn did this really sound funny in your head?
I'm embarrassed for you for typing this out. You're lucky this place is anonymous
Hey I chuckled
thanks anon
Sorry! ill try harder next time!
Damn I was getting ready to destroy you. You shouldn't be so nice
Is this a scene in Oppenheimer?
>Is this a scene in Oppenheimer?
I have to tattoo the plans for the bomb onto my body before the nazis do.
>"OUCH, ow!"
>sorry
>"getting a tattoo..................................hurts?"
Remember when Michael had to wear long sleeve shirts during the entire Panama season
there's a surprising amount of people willing to shove things up their ass itt
This is moronic as frick there's literally millions of ways to get a contraband of the map and this stupid moron got a fricking tattoo
It was fangirl service. They knew who this show was for. A bunch of ripped, violent psychopaths - catnip for morons(women)
why all prison
his route was like "left, left, climb the rope"
Resident evil was a good movie
>carries your show
Hey I recognize that guy! that's.. umm.. he was in that thing...
his full name is Hey Its That Guy
I thought he is Yafrenzaded?
A California cholo got himself busted for a murder one charge because the dumbfrick had the crime scene tattooed on his stupid bean body. Source? Look it up yourself, or don't.
Sequel to Waterworld. Plans to a water purification plant tattooed on man's body.
Oh it's prison break?
>watch first episode
>apparently he got arrested to save his brother
>if he had been sent to literally any other prison the plan would have failed completely
>he just got lucky
turned it off immediately
he requested to be incarcerated somewhere near his home here in Chicago. and the judge was willing to honour that.
>you want to be incarcerated here?
>I'll look into it
>after looking into it I see you have a brother also in this prison, so no, I don't see how that would be a good idea for either of you.
You're going to Rykers, San Quentin, the fricking desert place where they make you wear pink underwear, frick it I'll send you to Gitmo or fricking alone in Alcatraz, you will not serve your sentence with family
Somehow his brother having a different surname was enough to conceal the fact they are brothers from the court/prison system. To be honest, I can believe that kind of stupidity and worse does actually happen.
it's revealed in season 4 that they're not biological brothers
>hmm it says here that Scofield has a brother on death row in fox river that he has visited several times recently, maybe we shouldn't...
>ah wait no, they aren't biologically related, we're good.
Kek when S3 or 4 started with him getting his tattoos removed so they didn't have to put them on him anymore? Cool show but should have stopped once they got out of the Mexican prison. Still, a bad season of prison break is leagues better than whatever fox shows now.
Incorrect. The best possible answer was that the doctor's Governor father pardoned the brother, but Michael had to carry out his plans anyway and live his entire life on the run. It would complete the circle as the brother was innocent, but Michael did many bad things in the process of the prison break.
The most sane OSR referee.
>signs your watching kino
your watching kino
>the secret code is actually in the child's lullaby song
We can joke now, but this was so kino when it first aired.
Just rent a helicopter. Guards can't shoot you down without causing massive damage and killing other inmates.
>DAMN HE STOLE THE MAP
>don't worry I got a copy
>you do? where?
>right here "touches forehead"
is this show worth watching
The tattooed skin treasure map was a pretty cool concept, dragged on a little too long but man was Golden Kamuy a great read. Bushido old guy's death was kino.
>FROM HUNK TO CHUNK
>Next prison is in Panama.
>MC has to wear long sleeve shirt in sweltering temps so they can skip the tattoo makeup process