This. I’m so straight it doesn’t even bother me to suck a dozen wieners in a row.
I’ll even swallow all their semen I’m so straight.
Real men get fricked by fat 45 year olds with HIV on grinder, if you’re afraid of that you’re an insecure chud
That's true for homosexuals.
Women get penetrated, men are penetrators.
If you wanna get pegged that's not straight and I'd rather be buttfricked by some hot troony that pegged by a hot girl.
I've jerk offd while fingering my ass or with a carrot and it was pleasurable, but when a girl fingered me it did nothing. It's all psychological.
There are quite a few women who genuinely enjoy anal
>If you wanna get pegged that's not straight and I'd rather be buttfricked by some hot troony that pegged by a hot girl
If you think it's gay then I'm convinced a little that pegging is straight.
im gonna eat shit from another man that's how secure i am in my sexuality.
what? are you guys scared of a little shit lmao? grown ass adult men being afraid of a bit of brown poop loooool thats just embarassing.
Fact: Men receive more pleasure from taking it up the butt then women do due to the prostate gland.
another fun science fact: if something (potentially) feels good, then it must mean that it is good for you.
>Two seaons of Loki are required to watch this
Well Cinemaphile have you done your homework? you can't watch Ryan Reynalds make jokes about movies that came out 15 years ago if you didn't finish all your required marvel viewing.
I'm convinced that not even the normies like Ryan Reynolds. He is not funny but tries to be, painfully so. He embodies early Reddit so much that the Redditors feel secondhand embarrassment.
It was the only way they could bring him into the MCU. Avengers 5/6 are going to be a literal joke, where She Hulk rewrites the ending or Deadpool breaks the fourth wall so hard he BTFOs the villain.
I haven't seen any of the Deadpool films and now that gaylor swift has been confirmed to appear in the next Deadpool film, that only seals the deal of me never watching Deadpool films.
>After being content with his decision to retire as Wolverine for several years, Jackman had a change of heart in mid-August 2022 and decided that a team-up film with Reynolds "could be so much fun; I'll probably have more fun on that movie than anything I've ever done".[6][35] He contacted Reynolds about joining the film at the same time that Reynolds was preparing to have a meeting with Feige about it. Reynolds had continually entertained the idea of a team-up with Jackman over the prior years.[35] He announced in September that Jackman would return as Wolverine for Deadpool 3, and also announced that the film was set to be released on September 6, 2024.[5]
>Reynolds and Jackman soon clarified that the film would not interfere with the events of Logan (2017), in which Wolverine dies,[61] and would take place before that film.[6] Jackman said it was important to him that they not interfere with the events of Logan, and the character's return would be the result of a narrative device that Marvel Studios came up with so the characters could move around timelines.[62] He reached out to Logan director James Mangold to inform him of the story for Deadpool 3 and said Mangold was both enthusiastic about the idea and relieved that Logan would not be interfered with.[6]
>Jackman said it was important to him that they not interfere with the events of Logan, and the character's return would be the result of a narrative device that Marvel Studios came up with so the characters could move around timelines.[62] He reached out to Logan director James Mangold to inform him of the story for Deadpool 3 and said Mangold was both enthusiastic about the idea and relieved that Logan would not be interfered with.[6]
What happened to them awkwardly retconning Logan as a bad timeline future when everyone pointed out it made the entire X Men timeline pointless?
Ok so I said the letters combined and still lost. Can you explain to me is simple terms, is this Logan, or an alternate Logan who the steakhouse is named after
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The Logan movie is in the future, the Deadpool movies are in the present. Wolverine gets snatched in the present to participate in the whatever movies, then probably sent to his universe to die in the future movie Logan.
If you really think about it, every X-Men movie is a different timeline due to baffling continuity errors, because the directors and the writes are hacks that doesn't even watch the previous movies.
Wong - CONFIRMED
America Chavez - CONFIRMED
Loki - CONFIRMED
Gordon Bombay - CONFIRMED
Bob Iger - CONFIRMED
Ghost Rider - RUMOUR
Bruce Campbell - RUMOUR
Scarlet Witch - RUMOUR
Diego from Ice Age - RUMOUR
Elsa - RUMOUR
Andrew Garfield - RUMOUR
Hugh Jackman quietly dumped his older wife. it was in the entertainment news but didn't make it big.
i hope he finally finds happiness being his free gay self.
I think so yes, they need approval of Sony CEO Tom Rothman for that. They have a deal for Spider-Man to appear in MCU projects (read: Avengers films), and some MCU characters to appear in Spider-Man standalone films.
OMG was that a heckin' pegging reference? IM GONNA SEE THIS MOVIE 10 TIMES
Real men ain't afraid of taking it up the butt 😉
This. I’m so straight it doesn’t even bother me to suck a dozen wieners in a row.
I’ll even swallow all their semen I’m so straight.
Real men get fricked by fat 45 year olds with HIV on grinder, if you’re afraid of that you’re an insecure chud
I think you’re just gay
Fact: Men receive more pleasure from taking it up the butt then women do due to the prostate gland.
What's the evolutionary advantage of this?
Buckbreaking
Ummm yikes, sweaty, educat yourself
https://www.advocate.com/sexy-beast/2017/1/31/11-reasons-every-straight-man-should-try-bottoming
I'd imagine it's more of just a fortunate side effect.
That's true for homosexuals.
Women get penetrated, men are penetrators.
If you wanna get pegged that's not straight and I'd rather be buttfricked by some hot troony that pegged by a hot girl.
I've jerk offd while fingering my ass or with a carrot and it was pleasurable, but when a girl fingered me it did nothing. It's all psychological.
There are quite a few women who genuinely enjoy anal
>If you wanna get pegged that's not straight and I'd rather be buttfricked by some hot troony that pegged by a hot girl
If you think it's gay then I'm convinced a little that pegging is straight.
im gonna eat shit from another man that's how secure i am in my sexuality.
what? are you guys scared of a little shit lmao? grown ass adult men being afraid of a bit of brown poop loooool thats just embarassing.
another fun science fact: if something (potentially) feels good, then it must mean that it is good for you.
It's a reference to the first movie.
Whats pegging, Anon?
I don't get how anyone can find Deadpool funny.
because they don't spend their day on a moronic board ran by poltards.
>Two seaons of Loki are required to watch this
Well Cinemaphile have you done your homework? you can't watch Ryan Reynalds make jokes about movies that came out 15 years ago if you didn't finish all your required marvel viewing.
>u so funny, hugh
the way they called out disney in the trailer, told them to get fricked in the ass
i'll see this movie multiple times in the theatre if it means giving disney the middle finger
i hope they suffer
He didn't tell them to get fricked in the ass, he said he likes getting fricked in the ass and that it was le too controversial to say for disney.
You are moronic.
he looked right at the camera and essentially said frick disney
that was both based AND kino and i will be watching this movie i dont care what you say or what disney says
frick disney frick you i'm watching this movie
fricking shill
I wont spend a single dime on watching anything disney
Frick them
I only watch these slops on flights
>getting fricked in the ass is too controversial for Disney
>when they shill homosexualry 24/7
the irony isn’t lost on me
I groaned when I saw the TVA
I'm convinced that not even the normies like Ryan Reynolds. He is not funny but tries to be, painfully so. He embodies early Reddit so much that the Redditors feel secondhand embarrassment.
It was the only way they could bring him into the MCU. Avengers 5/6 are going to be a literal joke, where She Hulk rewrites the ending or Deadpool breaks the fourth wall so hard he BTFOs the villain.
I didn't even watch Deadpool 2 but this trailer made me chuckle.
I haven't seen any of the Deadpool films and now that gaylor swift has been confirmed to appear in the next Deadpool film, that only seals the deal of me never watching Deadpool films.
looks like shit
>After being content with his decision to retire as Wolverine for several years, Jackman had a change of heart in mid-August 2022 and decided that a team-up film with Reynolds "could be so much fun; I'll probably have more fun on that movie than anything I've ever done".[6][35] He contacted Reynolds about joining the film at the same time that Reynolds was preparing to have a meeting with Feige about it. Reynolds had continually entertained the idea of a team-up with Jackman over the prior years.[35] He announced in September that Jackman would return as Wolverine for Deadpool 3, and also announced that the film was set to be released on September 6, 2024.[5]
>Reynolds and Jackman soon clarified that the film would not interfere with the events of Logan (2017), in which Wolverine dies,[61] and would take place before that film.[6] Jackman said it was important to him that they not interfere with the events of Logan, and the character's return would be the result of a narrative device that Marvel Studios came up with so the characters could move around timelines.[62] He reached out to Logan director James Mangold to inform him of the story for Deadpool 3 and said Mangold was both enthusiastic about the idea and relieved that Logan would not be interfered with.[6]
Wait so they are just going to forget he died in Logan?
Reading isn't that hard, bro.
Try again, I believe in you!
Oh I see, so it's set in a different time line
Logan took place in the "future".
>Jackman said it was important to him that they not interfere with the events of Logan, and the character's return would be the result of a narrative device that Marvel Studios came up with so the characters could move around timelines.[62] He reached out to Logan director James Mangold to inform him of the story for Deadpool 3 and said Mangold was both enthusiastic about the idea and relieved that Logan would not be interfered with.[6]
What happened to them awkwardly retconning Logan as a bad timeline future when everyone pointed out it made the entire X Men timeline pointless?
Im lost... So Logan isnt dead now?
This Wolverine is from diffefent timeline than "Logan" Wolverine.
So this Logan isn't the real Logan?
forget it. you’re too dumb.
No, no, no. So this Logan is THE Logan?
Reading isn't difficult, anon, you can do it!
Ok so I said the letters combined and still lost. Can you explain to me is simple terms, is this Logan, or an alternate Logan who the steakhouse is named after
The Logan movie is in the future, the Deadpool movies are in the present. Wolverine gets snatched in the present to participate in the whatever movies, then probably sent to his universe to die in the future movie Logan.
If you really think about it, every X-Men movie is a different timeline due to baffling continuity errors, because the directors and the writes are hacks that doesn't even watch the previous movies.
First Class is the best one
Wong - CONFIRMED
America Chavez - CONFIRMED
Loki - CONFIRMED
Gordon Bombay - CONFIRMED
Bob Iger - CONFIRMED
Ghost Rider - RUMOUR
Bruce Campbell - RUMOUR
Scarlet Witch - RUMOUR
Diego from Ice Age - RUMOUR
Elsa - RUMOUR
Andrew Garfield - RUMOUR
Confirmed by your uncle at Nintendo?
Brad Pitt - CONFIRMED
>Deadpool is hired by the TSA to kill a tyrannical israelite
holy based
>Been a while…
Spider-Verse and GOTG came out last summer.
yeah, and?
They were kino.
i have genuinely zero interest in any upcoming capeshit, it's amazing how an entire genre so quickly fell out of the public consciousness
>Yup I’m thinking CapeKino is back on the menu. Been a while…
>No Cable in the trailer
That's a pass for me.
Haha he looked at the camera! Like Jim!
god you're moronic
Why is it that all the best Marvel films are made by Sony and Fox?
Blade was New Line, check mate.
Hugh Jackman quietly dumped his older wife. it was in the entertainment news but didn't make it big.
i hope he finally finds happiness being his free gay self.
>children born 1999 2000 2005
Last child (adopted) is 18? Bye b***h
Yep, it was planned.
You think they will reference this, or maybe whe Deadpool did it?
Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe? I was thinking about that when the leaks of the cameos was starting to come out.
Any chances of Wade passing the Sonyverse or are they off-limits?
A leak said the post credits would be Deadpool eating pizza with Wolverine and Tobey Spider, mimicking the psot credits from the first Avengers.
I think so yes, they need approval of Sony CEO Tom Rothman for that. They have a deal for Spider-Man to appear in MCU projects (read: Avengers films), and some MCU characters to appear in Spider-Man standalone films.
oh look another forced spam capeshit marketing thread. give capeshit its own board, its simply pokemen anyway, over marketed garbage
cope
kino is so back
>The most homosexual cape homosexual shit out there.
>DUDE CAPESHIT RULES!