>yup, that's me. >you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

>yup, that's me
>you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sei5rCf.jpg

      >yup, that's me
      >you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

      I don't get it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he killed his pregnant wife and kids then stuffed them in oil drums

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are even the odds of this commercial randomly playing at that time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was a very common commercial on FX and FXX. The craziest part is this means he also saw it before the police arrived. He saw that commercial and kept watching the channel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably the unluckiest murderer
        >neighbor's security camera faces his garage
        >his story is she "just left with the kids"
        >her keys, purse, fricking car are all still there
        >video shows his truck the only vehicle moving that night
        guy got interviewed by news, interrogated, and booked without even changing his clothes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kills entire family for some flat ass
          >don't get to spend a single day with it
          homie was genuinely 50 IQ

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not THAT flat anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              her chin?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That too but also her ass and breasts.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this worth killing your wife and daughters? Genuinely asking

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think the government beamed an anal fetish into my mind or something because i just recently got into it and yes. yes it is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if you're the most moronic person on earth. While the whole story is kino I'll never get why he just didn't frick off.
                I can understand him and his wife arguing to the point where it gets violent but killing his kids was definitely the point that differentiates him from even just half-sane people.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it worth dying and get your daughters killed for refusing your husband passionate sex? Genuinely asking

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what is she doing these days?
              you think she feels guilty over what happened?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't find anything about her, I think I read something on here but I'm not sure. She definitely changed names and moved somewhere else.
                It's not even 100% clear that she didn't have anything to do with his motivation to kill his family but unless she's a sociopathic prostitute she might feel remorse.
                Not a very high chance though if you watch her interrogation stuff, doesn't seem that genuine imo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >best idea was to look around for freely accessible volcano's in his area
            Peak moron kino

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What fricked him up is the AWFUL timing
          He kills them and at 4-5am or something he leaves for work to hide the bodies over there
          And while at work, with the bodies disposed of, probably thinking about what sort of story he's gonna come up with, there's already a cop at his place at 11am because of the noisy best friend
          Chris unironically got caught with his pants down

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not unlucky at all. The guy was a total idiot. He kills his whole family, but it's so obviously clear that he has no idea what so ever what to do after. He had no fricking plan. So he hides the bodies in the most obvious place in the world, and has no fricking proper answer ready for when police start suspecting stuff and ask questions. He was always going through get caught, always.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He kills his whole family, but it's so obviously clear that he has no idea what so ever what to do after

            That's because deep down he is a good guy that just snapped and didnt plan to kill them

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              His wife and kids did seem extremely annoying to live with tbf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS IS TOTALLY PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS AND WAS SPEAKING TO CHRIS EVEN THOUGH GOD COULD HAVE JUST SAVED THE KIDS FROM DYING HORRIBLY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GOD COULD HAVE JUST SAVED THE KIDS FROM DYING HORRIBLY

        Choking someone to death seems like a somewhat fast and not too painful death
        As for God saving them... the flesh is temporary but the soul is eternal. Ultimately it doesnt matter when someone dies. Anyone. You'll get bad karma obviously and face legal actions in this world obviously, but the dead person isnt "dead"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually both the kids and Shaan'aan died without accepting Jesus and their lord and savior and therefore are in hell, sorry that's the rules

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christ is king but the bible was written by (several different) men. Don't take for granted every single thing you read in it
            Ultimately, I'd say being a good person and treating others well is far more important than simply "believing in God" and identifying as a Christian

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can say that but you are literally wrong according to the bible

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can say that but you are literally wrong according to the bible

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just told you not to take everything for granted in the bible because it is a book written by men and not God. It didnt fall from the sky
                No you will not "go to hell" for being a native american born in 1300 that died in 1360 without ever a chance of hearing the great story of Jesus Christ

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what's free will?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally doesn't exist according to the bible, God has already chosen who will go to hell and who will go to heaven

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This has always made me laugh
            >"God sees all and knows all"
            >God therefore has prescience
            >If God has prescience, he knows the fates of every human being on the planet
            >Therefore our fate is set in stone and free will cannot be exercised
            >"U-uhm evil is because m-muh free will!"
            Religiouscucks are pathetic smoothbrains.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This has always made me laugh
              Reddit atheist cringe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>God therefore has prescience
              Source?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what is a modal fallacy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >THIS IS TOTALLY PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS AND WAS SPEAKING TO CHRIS EVEN THOUGH GOD COULD HAVE JUST SAVED THE KIDS FROM DYING HORRIBLY

              nice argument, but check these

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally doesn't exist according to the bible
            Verse?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >16It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. 17For Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display my power in you and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” g 18Therefore God has mercy on whom he wants to have mercy, and he hardens whom he wants to harden.

              >19One of you will say to me: “Then why does God still blame us? For who is able to resist his will?” 20But who are you, a human being, to talk back to God? “Shall what is formed say to the one who formed it, ‘Why did you make me like this?’ ” h 21Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for special purposes and some for common use?

              >22What if God, although choosing to show his wrath and make his power known, bore with great patience the objects of his wrath—prepared for destruction?

              Romans 9

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally none of that dispels free will. You have 0 reading comprehension

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does. What free will did the Pharoah have? It is God who hardened his heart and he does the same to others.

                It is literally asking why God would blame us for what he does and the answer is don't ask questions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The bible contradicts itself many times anyway.

                >13 No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.

                Corinthians 10:13

                took me 5 seconds to find

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are moronic, how is that a contradiction?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the other anon wanted to make his point about there being no free will which I'm sure there are some verses that say exactly that, I'm too lazy to search for them now

                >Corinthians

                Not the best
                Read John or Matthews, both are great

                >best
                that's the reason why I'm no Christian (or muslim/israelite kek but still believe in God
                in the end the bible is just a book with some really good stories / parables with some garbage mixed in. I'm also not a huge fan of the new testament and who really knows who wrote the stuff in it and how it changed along the years. as long as I don't understand fluent Aramaic and have the original scripture before me I can't be certain of anything in there really

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Corinthians

                Not the best
                Read John or Matthews, both are great

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes rewatch that video (let it play in the background mostly)
    The first 45mins or so are such kino when you know the whole story

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the neighbour have time to create a cgi video of Watts' suspected crimes and wasn't this perverting the course of justice showing it to the officer?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife posts EVERYTHING on facebook
    jeez, this seems like a living nghtmare

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >living
      well, it's not anymore

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most you ever lost to a tinder hook up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue balls

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did we ever got to know why did he argued with the wife and what made him snap?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just get a divorce, like every dead beat dad?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Chris Watts and Seth Welch swapped families?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he not make a run for the border? There was no way he was getting away with it ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was rövhåldruk

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