Zack Snyder wants to adapt the Bible but film it as a pornografic movie with nude actors and full penetration.
Zack Snyder wants to adapt the Bible but film it as a pornografic movie with nude actors and full penetration.
Zack Snyder wants to adapt the Bible but film it as a pornografic movie with nude actors and full penetration.
Ok? Has he tried sending the script to Brazzers?
Yeah but they rejected it since they don't do gay porn
do not redeem the gay bible porn
Zach has a mind of a teenager, what else is new
STOP MY DEGENERATE SON
save m-mary
I SAID SAVE, NOT RAPE
>god of the israelites
>rapes a 12 year old so he can raise her child as a human sacrifice to himself
sounds about right
Are you moronic? that's not what he's saying
a daring synthesis
This movie sucked, would've been better if it was just lesbian porn
Going by the movies Zack Snyder shill on social media i am pretty sure he loved this shit.
>look at the quotes on the poster
A fricking nun rowing? Really, Zack?
He also shilled First Cow. A 4 hour movie about... a cow.
>we live in the universe where Zach Snyder makes a porn adaptation of The Odyssey
could you imagine a good film of Aquiles?
>anon hears "religious" and assumes it can only mean the bible
Many such cases.
there is allusions to sex all over the bible
>not including the one about Egyptians with donkey dicks that jizzed like horses.
Make Joseph a troony and he will be regarded as the best director of all time
He will adapt Genesis by Robert Crumb probably.
Id be the first on the teather line.
Snyder is in such a bizarre inbetween of being an intellectual and a meathead jock
that's called a pseud, a pretentious hack
Christians would probably take their kids to see it as long as it had 'BIBLICAL EPIC' pasted on the poster.
With all the rape in his movies, I think I can guess the type of porn he'd make.
Zach Snyder x Mel Gibson for The Passion of the Christ 2. It's a movie where Jesus comes back and wrecks havoc on all the people who have wronged him throughout time.
False title, "religious", not necessarily Christian, kindly take your editorialized thread titles back to r/worldnews or some such cesspool
>religious", not necessarily Christian
mudslim cope, the only religion that matters is christianity
It is Zack Snyder. He doesn't care about other religions other than Christianity.
they're 2 different films you fricking clickbaiting Black person moron. next time you do shit like this i'll call you a Black person.
>Alex Braun is producing
Extremely based. So few people know that a lot of old testament adaptions would be saucy as frick. The whole David situation could be a trilogy for instance, and there's all the fight scenes and concubines and Absalom raping his sister. Leaving the Bible to Christians and their hackneyed friendly family adaptions doesn't do the material justice.
>So few people know that a lot of old testament adaptions would be saucy as frick.
By the way, what I really meant to say by this is that it seems to escape Christians' notice (like so much else), not that they aren't technically aware. Everyone knows the old testament has this stuff, but they love for their eyes to glaze over as they forget about it and think only on saccharine things.
I mean, why not. The old testament is full of sex
Cant this homosexual just go away in silence?
Cry harder.