Zack Snyder's REBEL MOON

This is just knock-off Warhammer 40K, isn't it?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks to be. If it's done well though I don't really care. It's not like GW can make anything good film wise.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking kino. never doubt zaddy.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frankly, it intrigues me for a simple reason - many miss old fashioned costume and set design. Not sure about the set, but this costume is intriguing.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Vatican but in space
    I’m thinking based

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My legs are ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you gain brouzouf
      >you gain brouzouf
      >you gain brouzouf

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the Russians doing in space?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally warhamer, Hack Synder does it again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OMG LE THING IS SORTA KINDA LIKE OTHER LE THING

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thing borrows heavily from the aesthetic of another thing
          >AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            so it’s a ripoff

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aye, but so's 40k.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is unironically look like a 13-years old boy DevianArt shitty fanfic. Look at this. Hot babe with fascist imagery and muscled up guys carrying gigantic guns with skull decals.
          It's fricking embarrassing that a grown ass man, let alone a mainstream director is doing this shit without a hint of irony.

          how the frick are you gonna say this doesn’t look like a direct copy of 40k?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Zack Snyder is a hack who's never had an original idea his whole career.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a reworked star wars script snyder wrote.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      le RUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIAN ZOMMUNIZZZZZT GULAG VODKA BEAR MENACE (i hope theres gonna be a cyberukrainian prytygynistenko)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space was the only place left uncorrupted by capitalism.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it will kill anything fricking around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not russian, that's german, especially the gorget and grey.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaming space israelites for meteors and black holes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Admirable Noble
      Bravo

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there priest in space?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      priests always accompanied adventurers to the frontiers of human discovery through history. they were often the first people to set foot on new land

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bloody tears are a bit too much.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinobros...we're going home...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank frick. I thought I was gonna have to stay here and watch Rebel Moon.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And based on nothing but that, it’s already guaranteed kino.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is cool in concept why would a religious order try to make itself look like a spooky monster? Not even Catholic memento mori art looks like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would a religious order try to make itself look like a spooky monster?
      Ask them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iirc it was prisoners and death row inmates who wore these as penance.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily. The capirote has it's origins in the Inquisition and auto-da-fa practices of the period but it became adopted by various confraternites during their mortification rites.
          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confraternity_of_penitents

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In my home town we have a similar tradition but for prisoners
            https://www.tourism-mediterraneanpyrenees.com/procession-de-la-sanch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie that's not any way comparable to a gnarled corpse mask weeping blood. Looks like a fricking black metal act.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's obviously an exaggerated take on the macabre aesthetics found in Catholicism. It's not 1:1 but that's to be expected as it's fantasy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the director is a midwit who doesn’t understand the appeal of religious aesthetics and lacks any understanding of the underlying humanity and gentleness of religious art. it’s just video game tier shit

        This is cool in concept why would a religious order try to make itself look like a spooky monster? Not even Catholic memento mori art looks like this.

        I love zak snyder but he is a midwit
        he looks at shit and says cool i want to use that wiithout even trying to learn or ask why do the cardinals wear red? or why the hats and rings etc
        he thinks it looks cool and places it in his movie
        and normies get confused but us psychos get bothered because we think theres some deeper meaning or subtext where there isnt any except that these guys are le bad and pansexual communists in space are le good

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a woman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this guy

          you sound like a woman

          thinks you sound like a woman

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a woman

            imagine samegaygin' like this in 2023 AD

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the director is a midwit who doesn’t understand the appeal of religious aesthetics and lacks any understanding of the underlying humanity and gentleness of religious art. it’s just video game tier shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gentleness
        >main icon is a malnourished dying dude nailed to a cross
        What are you huffing?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          aren’t you refuting yourself here? their main icon is someone suffering out of patience and love

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically look like a 13-years old boy DevianArt shitty fanfic. Look at this. Hot babe with fascist imagery and muscled up guys carrying gigantic guns with skull decals.
    It's fricking embarrassing that a grown ass man, let alone a mainstream director is doing this shit without a hint of irony.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      liberal homosexual in a dress detected
      go suck off your dads dick some more nancy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot babe with fascist imagery and muscled up guys carrying gigantic guns with skull decals.
      Kino of the decade.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        girl bottom left is genuinely cute, the others look like their trying too hard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah that’s what a woman would say
          all look good except for top left

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's all the same woman...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no shit, makeup truly is the greatest deceiver

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So prefect, every image.

        girl bottom left is genuinely cute, the others look like their trying too hard

        Trying too hard is what you want women to do. That really is their only job.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the actress that is going that character in the image. Her name is Sissie Marie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      how the frick are you gonna say this doesn’t look like a direct copy of 40k?

      >Setting-agnostic Warhammer
      Add a Star Wars rebels plotline and that is exactly what this is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one page rules: the cinematic universe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is unironically look like a 13-years old boy DevianArt shitty fanfic. Look at this. Hot babe with fascist imagery and muscled up guys carrying gigantic guns with skull decals.
      unironically all men love this shit
      >hot babes
      >muscle men, not gays
      >cool guns
      >mysterious lore
      its gonna be kino like we havent seen since LOTR ROTK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe more

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m interested, not interested enough to give Netflix any money but interested. Not really much else coming out to look forward to.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    40kgays always make the mistake of assuming anybody cares about their shit hobby

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill probably showed Snyder 40k dumbass

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt 40K just a Dune knock-off??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      40k is an amalgamation of a lot of shit. Dune included.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the Snyder Cut was anticipated for like 3 years to be the greatest achievement in cinema since Birth of a Nation and Cinemaphile forgot about it entirely after a week? lel

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer on Tuesday.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is just knock-off Warhammer 40K, isn't it?

    as long as it's good and entertaining, I don't care if it is

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Farquaad?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it will be better than Amazon's effort, but having said that it's a Netflix, it will be cancelled mid-season.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As if Cringehammer itself isn't just a lazy mishmash of shit pulled from other properties.

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