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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a good thing!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who even *could* make a good Fallout series?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was created by white men instead of women, israelites, and diversity hires.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like everything else?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like everything else?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >watch movie or play vidya
          >it is decent
          >look up who made it
          >either 90%+ white men or asian men

          >watch movie or play vidya
          >has characters with out of place gender/race given the setting who keep interrupting to make some sort of "social commentary"
          >look up who made it
          >women, israelites, diversity hires

          why is this then, am I le bad "chud" for noticing patterns

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            noticing patterns is fascist and antisemite chud

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >noticing patterns

              ...like poltard raids?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got me there, we were sent by the general RAHOWA1488 from /misc/ to make people on Cinemaphile racists.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Miller. Literally the only way since Fallout was inspired by Max Max to begin with.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Max Max

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Max Max

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >max max
        i imagine this would be mad max but the world isn't post apocalyptic, it's just some guy driving around in a muscle car

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the world isn't post apocalyptic, it's just some guy driving around in a muscle car
          Anon...

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            everyday this board discovers fantastic new levels of moronation

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>the world isn't post apocalyptic, it's just some guy driving around in a muscle car
            >Anon...
            The first one takes place as the apocalypse is starting. So anon's technically not wrong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hasbro license.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy that made Edge of Tomorrow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neil Marshall with a budget

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i could

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      David Lynch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a huge Lynch fan but you're right, his style would work well for Fallout.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mockumentary anthology of different survivors on every episode by the guys who made Chernobyl.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      S craig zahler

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A moronic band of raiders going on a quest to find some dubious treasure that might not even exist.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty smart bet to go mandalorian,
        No canonical characters in the first 3 episodes. heavy on the world building and mechanics.
        An escaped young dumb mine slave runs into a trap at a watering hole.
        A grizzled emaciated drifter pulls out a geiger, scans them says he's not that hungry.Then scans the water and says he's not that thirsty neither.
        Dumbass tries to speech check his way out the trap.
        Fails.
        Raider uses him as bait to catch something mutated.
        Also there is a robot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      David Lynch & Uwe Boll

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can’t be done and shouldn’t be attempted.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for the hundreds of shill threads like with RoPe

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk
      no thanks

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play fallout 4
        >guy joins a settlement
        >thanks me for letting him stay
        >send him to another settlement
        >go to other settlement to wait for him
        >kill him before he get's there
        >no consequence
        all my settlements are monoethnic
        women wear dresses
        men wear suits
        everyone has a 10mm and a police baton
        happiness +80%
        Thanks Bethesda games> movies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            checkular

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you me

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you give all the blondes and redheads a sequin dress and a minigun?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked. I need to theme my settlements now. How do you send people to other places?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Target them inside workshop mode to 'resettle'
            Target them outside workshop mode to manage inventory

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just made me wanna try FO4 again.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            download a quick start mod

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You just made me wanna try FO4 again.

              Don't do this, you'll break a script trigger that is in the opening sequence and it fricks up vertibird idle sound effect later in the game, it's awful.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The buggy mess that are Bethesda games is the only reason I'm somewhat hopeful of enduring a dysfunctional relationship one day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Happiness_(Fallout_4)

            Thing is you have to manage population control: Turn those beacons off again or 'resettle' them,
            Every settler needs: 1 bed with roof, 1 food, 1 water, 1 defense
            Extra defense prevents chance of attack.
            Gain charisma 6 for perk local leader, assign supply lines to hub (sanctuary is good)
            Now all junk is shared. (supply line designation affects happiness)
            Gain local leader perk 2 establish shops at settlement for extra happiness score and vendors
            Plant (and assign): corn, mutfruit, and tato's + water purifier where you can: this allows you to create vegetable starch at cooking stations, this is 3 adhesive usually the rarest crafting item at start up.
            Now expedite your will upon your settlers

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Never knew what the cooking stations were for. Thought it was a a weird optional thing like skyrims cook stations

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Never knew what the cooking stations were for. Thought it was a a weird optional thing like skyrims cook stations

              Just started playing fo4 again.
              Concerning power armor: Drain on the fusion cores is high. Use it to clear buildings and strongholds only (not for looting and exploring)
              Power armor strength is 12 use buffout you are now at strength 14, invest in 1 melee and 1 blacksmith, now melee is OP, very useful against ghouls and other melee attackers (learn to time block)
              Get int up to 9 for better exp farming, then later get nuclear physicist to get better fusion core longevity (int bobble at boston library)
              Perks : Get medic, Gun Nut, Don't invest in semi auto perks but in full auto and explosive damage perks, in later levels enemies become absolute bullet sponges and they will rush you.

              Higher difficulty is higher chance of legendary loot. Safe before a building with high level enemies, load a couple of time until you get what you want out ot legendary enemies (search load locking)

              Luck determines critical hit chance, can be an absolute boon

              At later levels use hit and run tactics against boss enemies, use terrain and, speed increasing armor pieces (agility)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                A vendor called cricket sells 'spray and pray'
                a +15 explosive tommy gun
                Very useful if you go the full auto explosive way

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same.
          I would send all the black settlers to finch farm and dress them in tattered rags. I'd dress Abraham Finch like a southern gentleman slave owner and larp that his wife and kids and all the settlers are his slaves.
          I'd also send all the ghouls to live at the slog, unless it's a brotherhood of steel save, in that case I just wipe out the slog and kill every ghoul spawns as a settler.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same.
          I would send all the black settlers to finch farm and dress them in tattered rags. I'd dress Abraham Finch like a southern gentleman slave owner and larp that his wife and kids and all the settlers are his slaves.
          I'd also send all the ghouls to live at the slog, unless it's a brotherhood of steel save, in that case I just wipe out the slog and kill every ghoul spawns as a settler.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, we need to have a talk about your antisemitism problem.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? There is nothing wrong with my antisemitism problem

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that's not a problem, it's tape

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I put all the women in the neighborhood settlement you start off in. They all wore the finest evening gowns.
          All the blacks and mutants I sent to the drive in.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Occasionally mirv them, mosey around their corpses for a while,
            quick load
            fun times

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scene
      >cut to black
      >scene with black
      >cut to black
      It's like the same guy makes every Hollywood trailer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This if my first time watching this and I knew exactly what was going to happen when the screen first cut to black.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can already listen to the ominous horns

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh a Black person breathing how riveting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they couldn’t breathe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, another pozzed series that will be canceled after the first season.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you bigots. Why don't you just consume the garbage we put out where we use minorities and gays as shields so when the show gets canned due to horrible everything we can just say you were bigots and the whole thing is just money laundering anyway?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first character shown is black

      Dropped. It's already failed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much money can they waste on pozzed IP series that no one will watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks absolutely soulless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOF. The AI-slop promo art was a massive tell

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slop
        UK Commonwealth posters get the BGC (big government wiener)

        This was written by an AI, right? Or is this person just schizophrenic?

        >ESL can't comprehend and thinks he's interacting with a computer
        ban the foreign menace

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I understand English just fine, it's your bipolar, spastic train of thought that I have trouble with.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What country are you from? What irrelevant globo-shithole are you posting on Cinemaphile to cope about? Just because you don't understand the cultural context of this show because your foreign is not my problem and I'm not holding your hand to make it any clearer.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this how they tell you to create engagement nowadays? kek I get the idea but maybe try diversifying a bit, the ESL fixation is getting old. You're gonna have to work for my next (you)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron still wont say
                They never want to say what country they're from...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a whole world full of imagination
      >lots of crazy unique shit to marvel at
      >Hollywood can hold it for just FOUR SECONDS before showing us a black man
      Hey, Hollywood. I have an idea for the next Fallout trailer:
      >a black man, naked from the waist down
      >the camera is at his feet, pointing upwards
      >the camera goes up, until his dick and his balls are resting on the lens
      >face to black, and the title appears on the screen: Fallout

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *also forgot to mention I'm from the UK and just cry about Hollywood because I can't actually criticise my own government or society. That's illegal here.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm from the UK and obsessed with America, Hollywood, and black dicks.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you so sure that I'm from the UK?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but you could literally make that guess in 2023 and have a greater than 50% chance of being right. That how shitty Cinemaphile is now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me, anon. Don't give them ideas.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walking with swagger in power armor
      power rangers vibe on the mech suit
      need del toro to explain weight to them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its all fallout 4 and fallout 76. thats fallout now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single fricking time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk are canon in Fallout

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course the BoS are the hero good guys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible ghoul makeup, they went from rotting and flaking flesh in Fallout 3 to bright pink silly putty Fire Marshal Bill skin in Fallout 4 and everything since has been based on that design.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spending more than 15 seconds on backstory of the setting at the start is a huge mistake

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brotherhood of steal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why oh fricking why are they obsessed with Black folk that every existing entertainment IP needs to be saturated with them? I don’t even know any black Fallout players to begin with?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks cool. nothing wrong with the black character as some anons have been saying. i mean he's half-black at best, who cares. power armor looks badass.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you will eat human fecal matter
        >and you will love it
        >and you will ask for more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
      >MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When does this take place? In the games the west coast BoS is small and isolationist because of NCR persecution. They wouldn't be flying vertibirds and swaggering around in power armor. They're a literal cult who hoards technology.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it takes place closer to Fallout 2 than New Vegas there's no reason the NCR and BoS should be on really bad terms yet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's possible, but still seems sort of uncharacteristic from how they're portrayed in Fallout 1 and 2.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post-Fallout 2 they've taken most of the Enclave's leftover tech and are still hunting down Enclave remnants. Even if they aren't on the friendliest of terms with NCR's leadership it would still make sense for them to have a more visible presence in the wasteland.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      First living thing in the trailer is a Black person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        First thing inside your mom, too, but you never seemed to mind that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna have to try harder little r*dditor amerimutt. Not everyone is genetically programmed to worship Black folk like you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Amerimutt
            Ah, so the third worlder reveals himself. I could be black as the deepest coal mine and a transgender furry to boot and you would still be my lesser solely on the virtue of me being American.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >america is not third world
              Lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? I couldn't hear you over the cranes building yet another American military installation in your country.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nuke explodes
      >"Dey Heahhhhhhhhhh!!!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the nukes going off looks they CGI'd mushroom clouds over a landscape of LA. theres no buildings getting blown over, the sky doesn't turn black with ash, what the frick is bezos paying these malaysians for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Los Angeles is already a post-apocalyptic society so they should film the whole thing on Skid Row with hidden cameras like Borat and CGI in shit like the floating robots.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would involve too many scenes of Black folk not being portrayed as angels so they won't go for it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just CGI them into mutants in post-production

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be too dangerous. Also crackheads would steal everything.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI slop

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bethesda had already succeeded in squashing all the existing hype for the series with their terrible games.
    its really not all that surprising that the only response to a amazon produced streaming show (most of which already suck), based on bethesda's fallout IP, is "it will probably be bad."

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be hyped if they filmed it gorilla style on the streets of LA, kind of like Borat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gorilla style

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah have you seen the kinds of specimens roaming there?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout is a dead brand. Maybe there would've been hype almost 10 years ago but the shit games, the overall lack of games the last 5 years means no one cares about it. Plus they screwed the pooch so hard with the last one that I still think of it as bad now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fallout is a dead brand
      delusional. TV is however a dead medium.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's right.
        Fallout is dead because it has reached the "milk the MMO version of the game" phase. When you get to MMO there's no coming back for games, it inevitably crashes and burns (although the whales' fat is enough to keep it burning for a long time).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So elder scrolls 6 and fallout 5 won't sell 20 million plus copies?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >elder scrolls 6
            Comes after Starfield. If they don't get enough goodwill in their paypig pen with future Starfield content they aren't going to get a good reception to the new Elder Scrolls.
            >fallout 5
            Never ever going to happen. They'll release yet an other fallout for smartphone before thinking about making FO5 (and they will decide about yet an other content update for the MMO when they do).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When you get to MMO there's no coming back for games
          Sims managed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Final Fantasy has been there and back a couple times

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup even games like Diablo are getting dead in the water because they add a) WoW MMO bullshit b) microtransactions and you just can’t own games anymore you only rent them and c) lots and lots of pozzed wokeshit where white straight men and Christianity bad but women, gays, Black folk and trannies are the future, the end of vidya gaming.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever win the lottery I'm just going to pay the guy who did Astartes to do movies and shows for all my favorite IPs. Frick everyone involved in raping them to death currently.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show based on a video game based on a movie
    Nice, very nice

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess. The main character will be a black troony. Yaaaaaawn. Wake me when woke dies then I'll be exited for any new piece of media

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Doomwiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately Woke will probably only die by the time we do actually get a nuclear apocalypse so there’s no hope of that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Woke in the room with us right now?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mystery meat girlboss
    >black crew
    >evil white male antagonist
    >fight against the "old world muhsoggyknee"

    Yawn

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    friggin nuka cola and vault boy!!! and the freaking laser guns!! and don’t get me started on all the loot you can get!! i fricking love fallout!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fallout ended after new vegas. Everything from then on is fan service shit. Even parts of new vegas were.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >after tactics*
        ftfy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY BASEDENCE I CANT WAIT TO SHOW JAMAAL & MY WIFE THE FALLOUT SHOW'S FUNKO POPS

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Find trendy thing
    >Insert state/elite propaganda
    >Fail and make it obvious
    >Repeat
    Hehe look at white culture fail lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean goy?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAWD DEM VAULTS AWW DEM VAULTS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUMP DOWN TURN AROUND PICK UP NUKA COLA
      JUMP DOWN TURN AROUND PICKIN BOTTLE CAPS ALL DAY

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amazon
    gee I wonder imagine being worse than netflix

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was either this or Iain M. Banks The Culture...then they realized that the Culture is naturally pozzed more than even the most pozzed works out there and knew there was nothing they could do with it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whats this from? Looks dope

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Macross II. Here, have more.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, I love the backgrounds and still shots of super cities from animes. Makes me wanna get a whole buch for my screen saver

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Allow me to help

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Allow me to help

                In the same vein check out soviet cold war era sci-fi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already have. Albeit from what they thought it would be back in 1899.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kino

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The rest of the shit I have is concept art and LA screencaps.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              For me, it's Armitage III

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bubblegum Crisis

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the first Amazon Prime originals were Transparent and Mozart in the Jungle so they were never setting the bar high in the first place so it’s not amazing that Netflix still mogs them.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every film studio is in soulless los angeles
    >show is set in soulless los angeles
    zzz

    probably won't even be full comfy vault episodes either just gay power armor vs cgi monster slop

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      los angeles is the definition of soul flyover homosexual

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna be pozzed out the wazoo

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer looks nothing like fallout its some stock ww3 movie. Frick off.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zero hype

    Of course. Fallout is a setting more than the story. Fallout is what storytellers insert into that settings, and since current writers are absolute subhumans, there is zero chance this will be good.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried playing Fallout games but they were just so boring.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stick to gacha and overwatch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gacha? Isn't Fallout: New Vegas very popular among trannies?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set pre-1960's
    Setting aside it's a moronic video game story, if you can't see why this is doomed because of the era it's based on, you're hopeless and honestly probably a racist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>set pre-1960's
      But it isn't. The bombs dropped in 2077. I am racist though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But it isn't. The bombs dropped in 2077. I am racist though.
        It's retro-futurism. It's *always* the 1950's regardless what the specified date is in-universe. The 1950's is seen as peak fascism so you can pretty much guaranteed this show will be pozzed like few others. I'm never not amused by the number of white people who wank off over atomic-age / rocketpunk / art deco aesthetic media but don't make the connection that they're coming off as fash as frick. The revival of this aesthetic peaked in the 00's and was basically baby's first right-wing media. I promise you when this show comes out there will be gayBlack folk rutting in the butt within the first 5 minutes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's retro-futurism. It's *always* the 1950's regardless what the specified date is in-universe
          t. Emil Pagliarulo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally not the 1950s.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter what it "literally" is. It's the 1950's. Learn what retro-futurism is. The world of Fallout is a perpetual 1950's

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It isn't. You can keep spouting nonsense but it will never be true.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Autistic foreign ESL mad at "nonsense"
                >Wants to debate posts he doesn't understand in a language he doesn't understand
                >But thinks he does because he consumes media in that language 24/7
                What's life like in Who-cares-istan?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >talk out of your ass
                >get called out
                >try and fail to argue semantics
                >resort to baseless name-calling when no one falls for it
                lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one arguing that it's not "literally 1950's" when that's that not the argument. It's retro-futurist world "stuck in the 1950's" aesthetic and you're just trying to argue because you're a troony that works for Amazon posting from Bulgaria making $1 a day. The entire point of this shitty show is to drag atom punk aesthetic through the diversity homosexual meat grinder like everything else but it's going to be an even worse flop than normal because blackoids and brownoids see anything that resembles the 1950's and they reee.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bringing up Black person nonsense to distract from not even knowing the first thing (the setting) of what you're talking about
                Because you clearly have cognition problems, I'll point out that you never even made a cogent point. Everyone knows this will be pozzed; all media made since Obama reignited the race wars has been pozzed. Why would being set pre-1960s (which this still isn't) be exceptional in any way?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would being set pre-1960s (which this still isn't) be exceptional in any way?
                Yes, frick face. My point is that not only will it be pozzed, but it will be double-pozzed and in fact never stood a chance of not being regardless of current politics precisely because the setting is highly triggering. You'd know this if you weren't so autistically obsessed with arguing meaningless distinction ("it's literally not the 1950's literally").

                It's for all intensive purposes the 1950's. That's just how it's perceived. It's 1950's World. You arguing against that and then accusing ME of being the one obsessed with semantics is just israelite deflection because you're a troony who sucks Black persondicks. Pozzed shows are a diamond dozen these days but this one takes the cake because it's so obviously doomed. Anyone shilling for this garbage has no idea how bad it's going to be.

                You can't portray any version of the pre- Civil Rights era without showing it from a pozzed perspective. Now it will just be double-pozzed.

                I don't get posts like this, do you have a humiliation fetish or something?

                >I don't get posts like this
                Because you're ESL

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because you're ESL
                No, you're either a israelite or a homosexual, either way kys

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay, shut up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get posts like this, do you have a humiliation fetish or something?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was written by an AI, right? Or is this person just schizophrenic?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1950, peak fascism
          I take it you are not a history buff

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I take it English is not your first language. That comment is describing what the perception of the 1950's is, not actually asserting that take.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Defeat the nazi's in a bloody right for survival struggle.
              >Happiness reigns throughout the world. Begin the rebuilding of your countries by turning the war machine into an instrument of peace and prosperity.
              >Literally turning swords into ploughshares.
              >Now for the first time in history any man worth his salt can have a home, a car, a wife and offspring if he chooses.
              He has no idea that in 70 years time that very offspring will have forgotten his struggles and will frick Black folk, cut off their dicks and call the very thing he fought to achieve 'peak fascism'
              All thanks to the indoctrination by the very people he tried to save in that terrible war

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >words words words
                Ethnics think the 1950's was a nightmare hellscape of white superemacy until Civil Rights saved them. None of your sperging will change this perception. Any movie or show set in the Fallout universe is doomed unless it's told from their perspective.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's going to be the last of us 'We are literally communists' all over again.
                But why cater to the bottomless pit of dissatisfaction and victimhood,
                They are going to be angry no matter what you do. Have you ever heard of a special interest group praising a show for their efforts?
                So why change to overarching vibe and mechanics that make the fallout universe so very unique?
                The whole point is that it's supposed to be fricked up, it's supposed to be anarchy and chaos.
                Moreso it's supposed to be juxtaposed against the clean, orderly and gay society it departed from when that faithful button was pushed that doomed us all.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            American history is categorized between B.H.(before hitler) and A.H.(after hitler). It is peak fascism A.H.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day, Rakesh

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stick to gacha and overwatch

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This piece of shit will have bottle caps for currency too, won't it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottle caps are based
      fallout 2 is cringe with literally doctor who jokes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah frick doctor who but moron in fallout 1 a random encounter was the tardis itself

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That car with 2 front ends
    ai baby

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there also appears to be a 3 legged tripod style woman at the bottom left

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazon slop
    >trailer pic literally has AI generated cars that don't even make sense
    >video game adaptation
    No one asked for this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slop
      Foreign posters get disregarded and filtered on sight. What you "ask for" doesn't matter.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    enclave as bad guys ofc?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor frog. She should've signed on to something better

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly hate television adaptations to video games. It's not that I even watch them, I just hate the boomers and gen x that are like
    >Oh my word have you seen that television show the last of us? It's so good!
    Then proceed to describe the premise and the scenes like it wasn't something you knew about in middle school.
    Then these frickers will half heartedly pretend to pay attention and patronize you as they go "uh huh, uh huh, yeah, huh" when you describe to them the lore and universe of a video game you enjoy, all because they have no idea what a video game now because to them you're describing something like pong, pacman, or angry birds.
    Then when that same video game you described is eventually adapted into a shitty TV show they introduce you to it like it's top kino.
    It's like they can't comprehend interactive storytelling and can only concieve of fiction if it's directly shown to them on the TV.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather watch an Oblivion TV series

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oblivion "lore" is the dumbest, lamest shit ever written.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Elder Scrolls lore

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which way is that red car pointing?

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda will do anything to avoid putting out Elder Scrolls 6

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout is my favorite fictional universe and there is no chance I'm going to see it. That's how done I am with Hollywood.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was me with Halo. Never seen an episode but my friend who also loves the series said they made Captain Keyes a fricking Black person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks melding Keyes and Johnson was the problem with the Halo series
        Oh my sweet summer child

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmfao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, I never saw it. I never bothered reading any reviews or a synopsis, either. I know how shitty it is without ever needing to.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I know how shitty it is without ever needing to.
            Look, the Halo series is one of the top 5 worst things to come out of the last decade, but statements like that will have people thinking you huff paint.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was star wars for me. The second I saw the moronic gorilla in a stormtrooper suit in the trailer I knew star wars was over for me. I was glad when they canceled Kotor 1 remake it's one of my favorite video game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finn was literally the only positive addition in the sequel trilogy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I will never know.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's how done I am with Hollywood.
      feel the same. I'm still hoping a BioShock adaptation will be good but that's probably naive

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Los Angeles
    So it's based on Fallout 1? Not the Bethesda games that are set in the East coast? Interesting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based on Fallout 1
      More likely sometime after Fallout 1 but before New Vegas, leaked pictures show NCR flags on set.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the two headed bear flag be in a vault that’s presumably been closed since the nukes were dropped? Kek a leaked photo shows the people making this have no clue what they’re talking about

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          much like the people who made Fallout 4 and 76.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It should have been battle cattle

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The NCR literally formed out of a Vault that opened its doors to the wasteland, anon. Tell me you haven't played 1 and 2 without telling me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s why I said presumably closed vault, why would anyone have a NCR flag in a closed vault? Also vault 15 wouldn’t have had any NCR flags because the NCR was formed after the vault dwellers left.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >what is Vault City
              >what is Necropolis
              >what are the 50 other West coast vaults that exist in-universe
              Hell, depending on how close the show is to New Vegas in the timeline it's feasible to assume that every Californian vault is occupied by citizens of the NCR, whether they were the vault's original inhabitants or not.
              >presumably closed
              [citation needed]

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything fricking sucks these days. Why should we care about any new media?

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never enjoyed a Fallout game.
    Never enjoyed a Halo game.
    Never enjoyed a Doom game.

    Joyless, depressing shite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you run into an butthole in the morning, you ran into an butthole. If you run into buttholes all day, you're the butthole

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure but there's definitely a lower threshold for this shit in 2023
        People are becoming less palatable by the day as much as I try to maintain my sunny optimism
        I always noticed normal types having odd behaviours but had no opinion of it, but the sheer weight of their moronicness is starting to bear severe consequences for the society I once was able to love from a distance

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >behaviours
          Still not good enough. By the way, did it ever occur to you that your seethe over movies and television might be cope for something?

          So why would I want to play a videogame in a depressing setting?

          You wouldn't. The color scheme choices for Fallout 3 were absolutely terrible from a basic UX perspective but the DLC and subsequent games largely get it right.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As I finally get what the world should be like I see it sprinting away from it like an olympic event

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shite
      It's literally perpetually overcast on your shitty little island

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why would I want to play a videogame in a depressing setting?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Halo
      >joyless
      ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how Doom 3, Fallout 3 and Halo 3 are all the best games in their series.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How fricking dare you compare Doom 3 to Halo 3. Comparing peak ID to shitty Bungie, dumbass

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Isaac Shekelberg, CEO at slop studios
    >Nephew David who wants to larp as a writer keeps spamming you with shitty scripts
    >Promised cousin Avi you'll keep him busy
    >Tell David you'll make his shitty moneysink of a show if he retrofits it into an existing franchise to guarantee profits because the goyim will watch anything if you slap a familiar name on it
    >He just crosses names out and replaces them to fit whatever property the studio owns the rights to
    It just keeps happening

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nuclear apocalypse
    >200 years pass
    >People are STILL living in the ruins of pre-apocalypse building that are somehow still standing despite no maintenance being done, they didn't even bother getting rid of the corpses
    Why does almost nobody build their own shit or at least try to fix existing shit? It's not that hard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a video game, anon. It's one step above children's cartoon. "Kino" video games are a meme.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's bullshit, a lot of fallout story lines and art work are incredibly iconic.
        I would absolutely love an adaptation of one on my favorite franchises.
        The reason it's gonna suck is because they are going to use it as a vehicle to promote identity politics and liberal ideology whether it matches the fallout vibe or not.
        Can't wait

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Todd "All Khajit are conniving, thieving subhumans" Howard
          >involved in a show about identity politics
          Baka

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think that the ip's original creators gets a saying in how it will be adapted for streaming services?
            When has that ever been the case? The Witcher, Cowboy bebop, Halo?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Westworld people are supposedly pretty big Fallout fans, so I could see a little more collaboration taking place than, say, the 2004 Doom movie.
              >IP's original creators
              You know exactly what you're doing you little shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                "I'm not playin, I'm an idiot. You can ask anybody."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing fallout 4
      >go to this diner
      >there's still dishes on the table and even a fricking skeleton in one of the seats
      >it's been 200 years

      The whole place should be overgrown forest.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        rads are up
        plants are down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually do in the non-Bethesda titles. Todd Howard and Emil Pagliarulo are just incapable of finishing and/or continuing stories in new installments and have to start fresh every time as a result.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jokingly it's because everything got reused but the brooms.
      Cannocially it's because enclave, BoS, NCR, Legion, Minutemen and the terrorist group called railroad are vying for power and no one want's to cooperate

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because the BOS
        >power struggles
        The BOS don't arrive in Boston en masse until the Sole Survivor has killed Kellogg. The actual in-lore reason is "uhhhh supermutants or something" despite the fact that they cannot reproduce on their own.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are right, I'm sorry scribe

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to make this one all about women and Black folk? That's all it is now, women can do anything and nigs do no wrong.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Westworld showrunners
    >Amazon
    A recipe for disaster.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LA is already a post apocalyptic shithole, and everyone else is a israeli industry man or someone else who stole their wealth, nobody wants to watch a documentary about a bunch of californian homosexuals

    frick they gonna do, surfer raider gangs? dude weed?

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're delulu af

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off shill

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody remember those Fallout series(es?) on YouTube back in the day?
    One was a live-action one with decent production and the other was a fan made one that used gameplay from Fallout 3.
    They were alright except for the dork in the live-action one that was supposed to be the comedy relief.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One was Nuka break and had a weapon called the nuka breaker added to DLC in New Vegas, the other I cant remember but it was a legion based one. And yeah the fat cola addict vault guy was moronic but the early days of youtube people did lots of tropes in their story telling

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch if Todd Howard cameos every episode

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazon can only be bothered to have AI do its promo art
    It's not looking good, my guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Way of the Future is very shitty.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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              Anonymous

              [...]
              In the same vein check out soviet cold war era sci-fi

              the delusions lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are literally pictures of current day India, I don't know what you're so confused about.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They went from flying motorized kites in 1915 to jet's in the '50 to walking on the moon in '69 (allegedly)
                Not that hard to imagine they expected something from the future.
                Too bad we're pissing it away posting frogs instead of you know.. advancing a technocratic ethnostate or something

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                castrate yourself you fricking moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                doc says I shouldn't lift heavy things for a while

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              We were so close. Why can't we just have communism, bros?

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes
    >no
    >sarcastic
    How the frick do people stomach these games written the way a little kid would write one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ty, I love future projections of the past. There are a lot more to be found, soviets were quite fond of em

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys Fallout 4 is somehow better than starfield. Will we ever get a good fallout game? Man I have just wanted a fallout game on a modern engine for over a decade

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fallout 4 is better than Starfield
      Go to bed Emil

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my fav late game strats is going heavy on power armor.
      Takes a ton of perks to get the X-01 fully updraged.
      However with jetpack, target highlighting and a rocketlauncher you can basically go for a stroll in the glowing sea and mine albino deathclaws and radscoprions for legendary loot.
      Whenever they get close you just fly away while performing an aerial bombardment. Very satisfying.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that picture AI generated? The front car makes no sense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      the woman in the bottom left corner has squidward legs

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont give a frick about LA. AGAIN. how many times will this bullshit be forced?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced
      People have been asking for more West coast Fallout for over a decade lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the entire west coast is solely province to Los Angeles
        try again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wants a Fallout in whatever podunk town you live in on the Oregon/Idaho border, anon.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we already had kino

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if we didn't live in an age of soulless corporate slop then I would be excited because I love the Fallout universe and lore.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they took today different political, ideological and identity groups and put them in to the show and decided to basically just trigger everyone.

    Leftist groups
    Social Justice warrior groups
    Feminists
    Rightwing groups
    Nazis
    and so on

    and so on. It could be good. Whoever decides to frick off with the political correct shit and make something like this will make the show of this decade

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no please

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? The setting is perfect for exploring these things. Big boom happens, society rebuilds, its a chance for people to try our new ways of governing and organizing their group.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's Fallout, not Culture War Simulator

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was always a level of culture war taking place in the fallout games. The different factions have different ideologies.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but it would be pants-shittingly moronic to rewrite all the factions to serve as hamfisted allegories. The ideological conflicts in Fallout (for the most part) are centered around circumstances so far removed from IRL politics that almost none of them would have contemporary equivalents. For example, I'm not particularly concerned about getting a bomb collar strapped to my neck and trapped in a casino. But if I was? I don't think Democrats, Republicans, communists, or fascists would have any real solutions for me, whereas a technocratic, isolationist warrior cult that has no comprehension of what a welfare check or an infrastructure bill is just might.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok but it would still be cool

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Y tho

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it would unite the world and make people come together again.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys actually think Todd Howard has any say or even involvement in this? Serious doubt. He probably wrote them a bunch of notes the size of a novel that not one of the soibois or trannies at Amazon even bothered to glance at. There’ll be zero input from anyone who ever created for Fallout and it’ll be at best horrible fanfiction at worst almost unrecognizable sci fi slop with the Fallout title slapped on. And if any “diehard” Falllout fans watch this you’re part of the problem too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You guys actually think Todd Howard has any say or even involvement in this?
      I hope not since he was the one who raped Fallout in the first place

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited for Goggins. Doubt he'll be able to save it from being pure ESG slop though.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk.

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