>let's make a stupid small tattoo and write something nonsensical in a language that I don't speak, french this time, because all my friends have moonrunes
I fricking hate women
oh yes >ma petite amie
stock french phrase that means girlfriend, does she need to remember who her girlfriend is? Or how to say that sentence when she goes in france? Completly useless tattoo >sticker with laugh emoji
is she telling that she is a sad c**t that needs to remember to laugh, or is like those clones that paint a fake smile on them? Good redflag, aka the only purporse of shitty tattoos. >the rest
ah I used to draw bs on my desk all the time too, she just mistook her sking as a desk it seems
i accidentally watched some 90’s porn last week, it was actually refreshing despite the 480p the girl didn’t look like a fricking sailor carnie hybrid laden with tattoos
On a podcast, she complained that this was a cumshot scene. I guess I can see it, but honestly it’s not that heavy handed. I think people are just so porn broken today that they see goofy shit like this between two girls and immediately go to porn
>I think people are just so porn broken today that they see goofy shit like this between two girls and immediately go to porn
No anon, Dan was always sexualizing his child actors.
they knew what they were doing with this scene and I’m surprised it was okey by someone. at least make it not as obvious
Yup.
Here's an ex child actress describing what Dan's auditions were like:
You spent the last decade of your life trying to take down a children's show creator for imagined crimes because of memes
You do this instead of getting a job
You do this instead of meeting a girl
You do this instead of getting married and starting a family
You do this instead of having a life
And what do you have to show for it?
A few million piss bottles and cum rags while your perceived enemy just got a fat $7 million bonus and will go on to to work for Disney and make more bank
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
10 months ago
Anonymous
tl;dr
10 months ago
Anonymous
>implying anyone made it their lives and it wasn't just fun to laugh at Hollywood freaks
go to bed dan
>I think people are just so porn broken today that they see goofy shit like this between two girls and immediately go to porn
No anon, Dan was always sexualizing his child actors.
I think one of the main reasons I'm somewhat normal and able to function without porn is because I was a based cartoon network kid and only watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Samurai Jack and Courage the Cowardly Dog and therefore didn't get all this gross subliminal messaging from Nickelodeon. Even their cartoons are sus.
The reason she's doing is she got fired for having constant fights with Jamie Lynn Spears during her time on the show. The c**t has a chip on her shoulder to this day. No one is falling for it.
That's how it goes in the South. Women transition to blonde highlights, leopard print and/or sequin clothing, and caked on makeup around age 35. And then they will look like that until 65, when they transition to church lady.
I cared about that show when I was in high school
Nobody is gonna watch this
Also, Dan 'The Man' Schneider sucked on her toes probably on a daily basis
More than that. Rumor has it that when Jamie got pregnant at 16, it was Dan’s. There’s documents out there where her family claims they think a high level producer of the show is the father but she refuses to get a paternity test
If he wasn't fat and instead was at the very least athletic and toned (not jacked), would anyone even know what he did or would it have been kept under wraps and the girls would all still secretly like him?
10 months ago
Anonymous
I mean there’s been STILL no smoking gun so he obviously did something right. Maybe if he was a chad they would’ve spoken up because they don’t want others to have him even if they don’t want him. Nobody wants to admit to being a Haguhagu doujin e-girl.
I sorta miss the era before the internet where this would go unnoticed. How will boys have their sexual awakenings now? It’s all going to be strugglefrick porn and cartoon furries.
>g hannelus
She's a podcast bawd now. I get that it's easy money for former actresses, but it's also a sign that their lives didn't turn out how they wanted.
>"Hey G, marvel wants to know if you want to star as X-22 in the Deadpool 3?" >"Tell them 'no', I left hollywood behind because of all the perverts."
Are you people crazy?
Of course all these girls want to continue to be actresses. What's the alternative? Social media influencers begging for clicks? Dropping bikini pictures on OnlyFans?
V-Juice didn't leave Hollywood behind... it left her!
>"Hey G, marvel wants to know if you want to star as X-22 in the Deadpool 3?" >"Tell them 'no', I left hollywood behind because of all the perverts."
Are you people crazy?
Of course all these girls want to continue to be actresses. What's the alternative? Social media influencers begging for clicks? Dropping bikini pictures on OnlyFans?
V-Juice didn't leave Hollywood behind... it left her!
Goddamn I love bimbo G; I like to whack it to her modern pics after reminding myself how she used to look
She and Britney were natural blondes, they were just the type of blondes where their hair darkened as they grew up. They were both bright blonde as young kids then sandy blonde as they went from grade-middle school, until eventually darkening.
it’s true you dumb b***h. me and all of my siblings and nieces and nephews were born with blonde hair that faded by age 10. none of us have brown eyes. take a good look at jaimie’s eyes.
How come the cast of iCarly didn't age like shit? Actually alot of these revival shows, most actors tend to age gracefully. Why is the cast so fricking ugly?
Well, what else have these actors fricking done? Jamie Lynn got preggers and disappeared, and the rest are all literal who Z-listers that probably did nothing for years. Meanwhile Miranda Cosgrove was in the Amanda Show, Drake & Josh, ICarly, and then did more adult stuff after that. She also grew up in the age where actors could no longer just be actors you also had to be an in influencer and a song artist, so she had work in multiple fields. Jeanette kept doing nickelodeon shows. And the Freddy dude I've seen in multiple movies and shows as a side character, not amazing work, but still around.
I've never seen Chase Matthews or his gay black friend in any other show or movie ever. Maybe they had some VA roles at some point?
tattoos on men is fine, especially if you’re in the military i can understand not knowing if you’re going to die the next day and having a brotherly connection. tattoos on women are meaningless and it’s like putting a bumper sticker on a ferrari.
When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like videogames will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.
no they are shit. What is that supposed to mean? Have you written your essay to it's meaning like modern art critiques and peple that get tattoos do? I can even respect a person that gets a full back tattoo because you need balls to do so, and even tattoos that have a traditional/tribal meaning. But the small scrbbles placed a bit randomly everywhere like is in vogue between basedboys and stacies lately no, they look so fricking bad.
It’s odd why they don’t give other shows reboots. It’s kind of repeating what icarly did but fans want to see it done with shows like Lizzie McGuire and victorious. This has controversy cause of everything that happend though and has to be akward for anyone involved to deal with. The girl thst was bullied is going to do a live or video of what she thinks
that's the wall brother.
Quinn aged pretty good.
>black troony
wew, well its not like i would have watched anyways i guess
did Michael get buck broken?
>Zoey 102
so zoey became a wine aunt, characters are barely recognizable, and dan "the can" schneider has nothing to do with it?
I thought Dan "Shes a Fighter Hold Her Tighter" Schneider knocked her up?
will they ever release the full version of the theme song (the original not the remake)
theres a fan edit but it has background noise
Unrecognizable
I didn’t even realize that was her until I looked the show up
Hick genes.
Heres Hilary Duff and shes 3 years older
DAMN
AWOOGA
Airbrushed.
>tats
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tattoos and bogged
looks decent actually. Have to verify irl though.
I jacked it to Hillary duff when I was 12 years old and I’m 35 and still do
they’re both hicks, duff just took care of herself. even britney still looks better than jamie
>let's make a stupid small tattoo and write something nonsensical in a language that I don't speak, french this time, because all my friends have moonrunes
I fricking hate women
tatoos may have meanings that only the wearer may understand
yeah we know theyre a bunch of narcissistic c**ts.
oh yes
>ma petite amie
stock french phrase that means girlfriend, does she need to remember who her girlfriend is? Or how to say that sentence when she goes in france? Completly useless tattoo
>sticker with laugh emoji
is she telling that she is a sad c**t that needs to remember to laugh, or is like those clones that paint a fake smile on them? Good redflag, aka the only purporse of shitty tattoos.
>the rest
ah I used to draw bs on my desk all the time too, she just mistook her sking as a desk it seems
PITTA
Jealous Hillary Duff is the hottest out of all these Disney Nickelodeon celebs?
i accidentally watched some 90’s porn last week, it was actually refreshing despite the 480p the girl didn’t look like a fricking sailor carnie hybrid laden with tattoos
>accidentally
IDK, the smiley sticker is kinda cute.
>tattoos
and with multiple kids
90% cgi
Face is giving bogged vibes
bogged
naked/10
I had no idea the actress who played Nicole went full scorched earth against Nickelodeon and Dan the man Schneider
is she not in Zoey 102?
Doesn’t look like it
Nope, don't think VJ is either.
don't worry she will be in zoey104 or 105 for sure
I didn’t watch the whole thing but she was very generic with what they are protesting. Does she name names or get into any specific details?
Not really. She also did a podcast where she spoke out against feeling “uncomfortable” and dealing with bullying
I think her gripe was just that Spears and some of the other girls were bullying her and Schneider didn't do anything about it.
On a podcast, she complained that this was a cumshot scene. I guess I can see it, but honestly it’s not that heavy handed. I think people are just so porn broken today that they see goofy shit like this between two girls and immediately go to porn
To be fair, this was Dan who directed it. The man obviously knew what he was doing.
Imagine being a neckbeard on Cinemaphile
You spent the last decade of your life trying to take down a children's show creator for imagined crimes because of memes
You do this instead of getting a job
You do this instead of meeting a girl
You do this instead of getting married and starting a family
You do this instead of having a life
And what do you have to show for it?
A few million piss bottles and cum rags while your perceived enemy just got a fat $7 million bonus and will go on to to work for Disney and make more bank
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
tl;dr
>implying anyone made it their lives and it wasn't just fun to laugh at Hollywood freaks
go to bed dan
>I think people are just so porn broken today that they see goofy shit like this between two girls and immediately go to porn
No anon, Dan was always sexualizing his child actors.
I figured I’d see her again after 20 years and think “yikes too young”, alas…
>double-fisting potato shaft
"C'monnnn! Give up the juice!"
Yeah, they knew what they were doing.
The coy porn girl smile gives it away. Not a natural reaction to something shot in your face unless that something is a fat load.
they knew what they were doing with this scene and I’m surprised it was okey by someone. at least make it not as obvious
That Nicole girl was one of my childhood crush, Is she doing something new? She was Danned?
If she was Danned, she would’ve come out about it now. She already seethes about him 24/7 on her YouTube and socials
I think one of the main reasons I'm somewhat normal and able to function without porn is because I was a based cartoon network kid and only watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Samurai Jack and Courage the Cowardly Dog and therefore didn't get all this gross subliminal messaging from Nickelodeon. Even their cartoons are sus.
you morons should probably watch the whole thing
The reason she's doing is she got fired for having constant fights with Jamie Lynn Spears during her time on the show. The c**t has a chip on her shoulder to this day. No one is falling for it.
>unshaven pits
Holy shit they raped her beyond repair
>They keep talking about how awesome High school was
I could have sworn Zoey 101 was a show about college students?
boarding school
VJ didn't sign up for the movie, but showed up at the cast party.
spears didn't want vjuice to mog her.
damn jaime's stylist must hate her
b***h couldn't lose 20 lbs for her only role in over a decade?
woof
>fat arms
it was inevitable
Latina bros, we won
HAHAHA NO WAY
ZOEY LOOKS LIKE A troony NOW HAHAHAHAHA
VickyBros, we can’t stop winning.
BRUTAL mogging
MOGGED HARD
victoria justice aged like a fine wine
truly a pandemic
at least its temporary
i was at the market today and i saw a 12 year old with a tattoo
ass hanging out as well i might add
i hate america
i guess we have to hit bottom to know where it is
booba
fake booba?
Not like fricking this bros Zoey was my fricking waifu growing up what in the ffoddamn fricking shit
you dumbass. brittany was always best.
How was she your waifu, she looked like a bogged Britney Spears from day 1.
mine was iCarly and VJ, and only one came out unbogged
who's that 50 YO white roastie next to the 25 yo latina?
yikes near worthless
Why bros?
It would be different if it was just one plastic surgery procedure. But it's like she went in and asked for the "just frick my shit up, senpai".
I can't believe she took to Twitter and said the changes were because she was still growing naturally as a person.
Holy Jesus, she looks like a $20 suck and frick in some rathole. Horrible.
I don't get hollywood surgery, you are supposed to make yourself look better, not make yourself like a transexual zombie
They can't keep getting away with it.
This is how season 4 of the boys will look? I think I'm gonna be sick.
YOU'RE NOT READY
She looks fine you chuds, this is from 2 weeks ago
Nice. She paid for the implants that go thru the armpit.
Whose ghoul this is?
This isn't fair. Vj is the pinnacle of human evolution. Putting her next to any woman is just cruel to them.
God I love latina chicks.
brutal
VJ hasn't aged a day.
Somehow Victoria looks almost exactly the same
What is this from. Dans probably mad he can’t be too involved cause of how much hate will come
Absolutely brutal
It's been edited, r-right?
holy shit
32 going on 40
jesus christ
That's how it goes in the South. Women transition to blonde highlights, leopard print and/or sequin clothing, and caked on makeup around age 35. And then they will look like that until 65, when they transition to church lady.
I cared about that show when I was in high school
Nobody is gonna watch this
Also, Dan 'The Man' Schneider sucked on her toes probably on a daily basis
More than that. Rumor has it that when Jamie got pregnant at 16, it was Dan’s. There’s documents out there where her family claims they think a high level producer of the show is the father but she refuses to get a paternity test
Bros… why can’t I find a woman?
Those parents pimped their preteen girls out to that fat disgusting hymen-divider for fame and fortune.
Yup.
Here's an ex child actress describing what Dan's auditions were like:
https://odysee.com/@Revengeofthecis:b/child-actress-forced-out-of-showbiz:7
because you don't make kid kino starring 16-is-legal-here actresses
He definitely fingered both of them
nobody has been fingered since like 1988
how is that possible that britney still looks better than her little sister, is being insane the price for beating the wall.
Britney was just hotter period. So it makes sense that she also looks better when she’s older
OTP
ENTER
For me it was erin sanders, because she is the most attractive, then vj
she lost that Britney money so now her walled ass has to go back to work
remember JL Spears had her first baby when she was 15 years old
>baby when she was 15 years old
So shes dumb to boot
Has anyone checked up on her first born to see if he looks like Dan?
she has his eyebrows
Good lord she even looks like she was on drugs while in the womb
>Hits the wall at 15.
Sad.
shes 14 there actually
Man this is some next level cringey incel posting bravo
Oof
If he wasn't fat and instead was at the very least athletic and toned (not jacked), would anyone even know what he did or would it have been kept under wraps and the girls would all still secretly like him?
I mean there’s been STILL no smoking gun so he obviously did something right. Maybe if he was a chad they would’ve spoken up because they don’t want others to have him even if they don’t want him. Nobody wants to admit to being a Haguhagu doujin e-girl.
She has his eyes in general. Holy shit.
Do you think she knows who her real dad is?
Every zoomer by now has read Jeanette's book so more than likely.
Dan the Man with a Plan to avoid child support
how long before the Dan is "outed"?
Big eyebrows>small/line eyebrows
>c*tholic
its was over before it even started
>she has his eyebrows
goddamn, she does dude. that's brutal.
I sorta miss the era before the internet where this would go unnoticed. How will boys have their sexual awakenings now? It’s all going to be strugglefrick porn and cartoon furries.
>not in the reboot
>show up to premiere
>mog everyone
>leave
She can't keep getting away with it!
She's literally the most based actress to ever be in Hollywood. Got her money then got the frick out. Literally played Hollywood for fools.
We still saw her nudes leak though
God.
>trips
g hannelus did that as well
>g hannelus
She's a podcast bawd now. I get that it's easy money for former actresses, but it's also a sign that their lives didn't turn out how they wanted.
>but it's also a sign that their lives didn't turn out how they wanted.
well no shit but she did the right thing by bailing
>"Hey G, marvel wants to know if you want to star as X-22 in the Deadpool 3?"
>"Tell them 'no', I left hollywood behind because of all the perverts."
Are you people crazy?
Of course all these girls want to continue to be actresses. What's the alternative? Social media influencers begging for clicks? Dropping bikini pictures on OnlyFans?
V-Juice didn't leave Hollywood behind... it left her!
Goddamn I love bimbo G; I like to whack it to her modern pics after reminding myself how she used to look
Based G-Chad. I only have seen her in American Vandal. But it was enough for me to know she was a prostitute who needed to be stalked.
I have an eye for prostitutes. Victoria Jackson is not as angelic as y'all make her out to be.
>Victoria Jackson
Who?
Anyway, God only knows what kind of sick stuff producers made her do to get roles.
Kek, cut me some slack. I'm already getting my shit pushed in, in another thread. I don't remember stuff good.
Shut the frick up.
That slowly deflating bottom lip, sure sign of collagen treatment.
I'm a DSLchad (ChloMo, ScarJo, etc.). But yeah, depending when and where her selfies are taken, something feels off.
I hope she gets them redone; they’re charmingly loose on an innocent looking girl like her
frick that yatcht prostitute
Who are the 2 fans getting their picture taken with vjuice?
hero
>blonde woman ages like shit
HOLY FRICK I AM SHOCKED. TRULY SHOCKED.
you think she’s blonde you dumbass
She and Britney were natural blondes, they were just the type of blondes where their hair darkened as they grew up. They were both bright blonde as young kids then sandy blonde as they went from grade-middle school, until eventually darkening.
all real white kids have blonde hair when they’re born that doesn’t make them a natural blonde
That is the stupidest and most moronic thing I've ever read in my life. You are a dumb Black person.
it’s true you dumb b***h. me and all of my siblings and nieces and nephews were born with blonde hair that faded by age 10. none of us have brown eyes. take a good look at jaimie’s eyes.
Damn, they all aged like fricking milk except for Quinn.
Black guy looks fine too. Chase got the worst type of fat, where your face gets fatter faster than your body.
good lord, they are literally my age and I look so much younger than them.
Hollywood is its own wall. 30 going on 50
>kesha
Was this in development hell for the past decade?
I don’t see how you get a role for first time in years and you can’t immediately go on a cut
Even the cobra Kai cast all got in shape for that show
That is a passion project of sorts, this is more of a nostalgia bait for primary purpose being shekels.
I don't recognize any of them
this b***h is fricking GHOULISH goddamn
Why does she look so israeli?
All that Dan in her made her israeli.
Meant for
Feel bad after watching that. Time has not treated our girl well.
How come the cast of iCarly didn't age like shit? Actually alot of these revival shows, most actors tend to age gracefully. Why is the cast so fricking ugly?
Well, what else have these actors fricking done? Jamie Lynn got preggers and disappeared, and the rest are all literal who Z-listers that probably did nothing for years. Meanwhile Miranda Cosgrove was in the Amanda Show, Drake & Josh, ICarly, and then did more adult stuff after that. She also grew up in the age where actors could no longer just be actors you also had to be an in influencer and a song artist, so she had work in multiple fields. Jeanette kept doing nickelodeon shows. And the Freddy dude I've seen in multiple movies and shows as a side character, not amazing work, but still around.
I've never seen Chase Matthews or his gay black friend in any other show or movie ever. Maybe they had some VA roles at some point?
reminder that dan the man schneider knocked this stupid b***h up when she was like 15
>no vjuice
What's the point?
>102
Is that how much she has left in her bank account?
>102
>Not 201
Do they have no concept of why it was called 101 in the first place?
Tats can be fun
tattoos on men is fine, especially if you’re in the military i can understand not knowing if you’re going to die the next day and having a brotherly connection. tattoos on women are meaningless and it’s like putting a bumper sticker on a ferrari.
Tattoos on anyone are cringe(and so are you)
i don’t have tattoos dumb b***h
When did I say you had tats? You're still cringe.
why
Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.
When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like videogames will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.
What a homosexual, I have a tattoo of Tom playing the Bass because Tom is cool
its a meme you dip
> IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AIN'T, MY BAYBEY!
You are not Chinese you served the American military and had kanji tattoos after the fact? Illuminated.
no they are shit. What is that supposed to mean? Have you written your essay to it's meaning like modern art critiques and peple that get tattoos do? I can even respect a person that gets a full back tattoo because you need balls to do so, and even tattoos that have a traditional/tribal meaning. But the small scrbbles placed a bit randomly everywhere like is in vogue between basedboys and stacies lately no, they look so fricking bad.
I didn't read your breakdown, they can be fun. Stop being a nerd
stop being a moronic shit eating homosexual
Sob more, effete, chinless slobs inc
says the gay with little doodles all over him like a child kek
Zero tats ony my skin. I just don't cry about like a fricking soft homosexual. Frick off.
Yeah, I'll bet, bro. So tough
my chin and my smile is enough to show my chadness and personality, not some "fun" cat doodles, homosexual.
I accept your concession, public toilet kun
>they can be fun
have a nice day
total trash GJ might have well had just got the spelling moronic, all I can see
Are you sniffing glue right now, bugfrick? That wasn't even semi coherent
why do asian woman have sush huge pussies?
>why do asian woman have sush huge pussies?
it's all of their disgusting pubic hair bunched up
So the BWC can enter easily.
Who is this even for?
Jamie Lynn needs an income now that she can't mooch off her sister's estate.
That black homosexual at the end of the trailer is right, you all have to get over high school.
grim.
>101 means first year first room
>102 means first year second room
moronic mother frickers it should have been 201
Victoria Jackson bros....
I thought that was pornstar Mona Wales for a second. No seriously, it looks the exact same.
It’s odd why they don’t give other shows reboots. It’s kind of repeating what icarly did but fans want to see it done with shows like Lizzie McGuire and victorious. This has controversy cause of everything that happend though and has to be akward for anyone involved to deal with. The girl thst was bullied is going to do a live or video of what she thinks
i liked that girl that was obsessed with boys
i don't care about this reboot thing though
It's crazy de iCarly cast looks the same.
Also iCarly revival looks way better in general
I wanna fug Erin Sanders
What did Zoey do to her face? Can drugs really frick up your face like that?
I need a Drake & Josh continuation even if it's just one episode with the whole family
102 isn't how classes work. It should be Zoey 201.