Realistically you use the opportunity to kill everyone whomever slighted you, steal as much shit as you possible could, and hold up until it all blows over. Live post zombie apocalypse in a better world for yourself.
Shelter in place and hide innawoods for a bit when groups of zombies or stranger humans show up. Thats how my grandparents survived during the shitty civil war in their country.
the realistic play is to get a job, make money, own a home, get a wife, have children and live a life. because a zombie apocalypse is as likely as the moon falling down and making plans for it is a sign of mental illness and schizo urge to shoot at people with impunity
the kids today really go for these track and field zombies fr
>zombie flick
>zombies don't die off due to exposure to the sun and the elements
zombies and skeletons are the most unrealistic pathetic excuse for a "monster" ever create. They just don't make sense
skeletons are real, anon
>skeletons
>monster
???
>monsters make sense
>skeletons don't real
There's a skeleton inside of you
Who fricking cares
>homosexual thread
>OP is the first to post
Name 3 films
>zombies are called "infected"
>zombies are called anything but zombies
>walkers
>biters
>freakers (worst one IMO)
>zeds
>zomboids
t-dog called them geeks, i liked that
>movie shot on dv camcorder
that's why Train to Busan and WWZ were so bad, the zombies were the walmart version.
why wouldn't they be able to run
>zombie film
>the zombies aren't voodoo enslaved carribean Black folk
>zombie movie
>zombies can fly
>it’s Dune but the spice turns people into zombies
>the zombies sand walk
>zombies eat a sandworm
>sandworm turns into a zombie
>tries to eat people instead of other sandworms
>Human film
>Humans can run
Who writes this shit
>zombies limbs remain intact and attached after miles of wandering
Oh look at mr zombie expert over here. How many real, actual zombies you seen that can't run? None? Then shut the frick up.
I have NEVER seen a zombie run in real life. Checkmate.
>zombie film
>modern military somehow jobs to walking corpses that literally fall apart if it gets too hot
Realistically whats the play bros, shelter in place and wait for the zombies to die out or try to escape to the most remote areas immediately
Realistically you use the opportunity to kill everyone whomever slighted you, steal as much shit as you possible could, and hold up until it all blows over. Live post zombie apocalypse in a better world for yourself.
Shelter in place and hide innawoods for a bit when groups of zombies or stranger humans show up. Thats how my grandparents survived during the shitty civil war in their country.
the realistic play is to get a job, make money, own a home, get a wife, have children and live a life. because a zombie apocalypse is as likely as the moon falling down and making plans for it is a sign of mental illness and schizo urge to shoot at people with impunity
Sun is shining in the night, Zombie walking in the broad daylight
Mama Lai, Papa Lai, I see fire in the dead man's eye
YOU WON'T GO TO HEAVEN
YOU WON'T GO TO HELL
YOU'RE REMAIN IN YOUR GRAVES
WITH THE STENCH AND THE SMELL
I never run. But I squat 3pl8s for reps and again frick cardio.
Lmao slow ass zombie with big body that means big target