I'd commit serial zombie rape against both male and female zombies. None would escape my wiener. They would know to avoid me after they had been repeatedly raped.
this is what you get Cinemaphile
you didnt tell the coomer waifu morons to get out and now theyre talking about banging zombies in a living dead thread
I'm pretty sure the only reason Trash got reanimated is because she was submerged in a puddle of trioxin water. scuz, suicide and the ambulance crew didn't revive if I remember correctly.
She was also a brainless hoe so the zombies didn't eat her.
Electricity.
My headcanon is that the U.S. government and some big corporation starts producing a "brain serum" from cow brains and other livestock brains that is basically like a form of heroin. It's better and more potent than human brains and so the government gets all the zombies hooked on it. When they're on it, they act completely normal and well adjusted, so they all end up getting jobs to afford the serum. You end up with offices with zombies and humans living and working side by side with no real difference between the two. Eventually to grow their profits, the government/corporate partnership just starts "accidentally" infecting entire towns with trioxin and selling them the serum to promote economic growth since zombified humans don't need to eat or sleep or do anything but work and take brain serum.
I don't get flu shots at the pharmacy anymore I'm worried they'll deliberately infect me with HIV so they can sell me the medication. Heck, is the food industry control by the Big Pharma? Putting sugar into everything so we'll have to buy insulin?
That's an interesting theory that almost works, however, the police clearly got re-animated.
There's no consistency, for the longest time I assumed that they all were already infected with Trioxin because of the rain (which seeped into the graves which woke up zombies), it's just that the difference with Frank and Freddy is that they inhaled it directly and they also passed out, inhaling it directly probably already killed all of their brains pretty much for Tarman and/or Tarman needed time to wake up before their brains effectively became inedible.
Contradictions: Tarman ate Suicide's brain and he also never becomes a zombie when they enter the room after decapitating Tarman.
Explanation: because his only exposure to the 2-4-5 Trioxin is via rain, it's still in the process of taking over his body. If he hadn't been nuked it's still entirely possible he would've been revived like Trash, who, as you said, in comparison was completely submerged.
For this to remain consistent, we can only assume that ambulance crew and cops were reanimated because somehow in the streets they got exposed more to Trioxin, similar to Trash.
However, it pretty much has zero consistency, it does whatever the frick it wants because it's punk rock like that.
>wear chainmail or leather >walk around on stilts >create a shark cage out of chainlink fence >move someplace cold and watch the zombies become frozen solid because they're too dumb to put on jackets
They did that in The Dead (2010), set in Africa (filmed in Africa), the zombies there are even slower than the Romero ones -- but the problem is that the humans get tired and thristy while The Dead just kept coming, and are everywhere. I think by the end of the movie, it became a dying dream of the Engineer when he could suddenly fight a bunch of zombies when he struggled with just one before, and the only question was when the break from reality begun.
Humans are absolute monsters at just walking for long distances, it's one of our biological super powers and everything about our biology is geared towards it. It's one of the reasons humans spread across the world so easily. There is even speculation among anthropologists that it's a large part of how our hunter gatherer ancestors actually hunted, wounding animals and then following them until they died of exhaustion.
Also if I need to sleep I can climb a tree or get on a rock outcrop or whatever. Zombies are humanity minus everything that makes us scary. IRL zombies would get fricking rekt and eaten by other animals for food too.
Of all horror type monster zombies are the least threatening. Anyone with 2 brain cells can outsmart or outrun them. Hell if you make padded armor that's probably enough to defeat them.
The Dead is set in Africa where it was very hot and dry, they drive pass the dead easily except there are more ahead, every time they stop to pump water from a well, the nearest zombies, and there are always some, start staggering towards them. At one point the car heats up and the Engineer and the African soldier have a fight over drinking the last of the water and walking away, or taking the chance that using the water to cool the car will make it run again. I think America would be fine with these types of zombies because it's not as hot and dry -- something that handicaps the humans but not the zombies, and America have houses with locks and canned food -- while the Africans live in huts with no doors for the most part and eat fresh chicken and goats that are usually killed off by the zombies.
Uh bruh, where do you think humans originally came from ? If our ancestors could survive on the primitive Serengeti I'm pretty sure a zombie apocalypse would be easy in comparison.
For ROTLD, you're basically boned. For NOTLD, just go upstairs and destroy the stairs behind you. Then use a makeshift spear to stab heads until you're zombie free.
How the frick would a zombie apocalypse even happen? There are so many tiny pacific island and micronesia countries that would never get infected and could probably self sustain.
It couldn't, it spreads far too slowly and biting is such a bad way to transmit it it'd just have a couple of cycles before ultimately dying out entirely
Romero's dead movies at least have it where anything not head-trauma related reanimates you, which is more of a problem and more supernatural
>How the frick would a zombie apocalypse even happen?
When there's no more room in hell. No place on earth with people will be safe as everyone dies eventually, and all it takes is one sentimental frick who pauses instead immediately burning a fresh corpse.
It couldn't, it spreads far too slowly and biting is such a bad way to transmit it it'd just have a couple of cycles before ultimately dying out entirely
Romero's dead movies at least have it where anything not head-trauma related reanimates you, which is more of a problem and more supernatural
This is my issue with a lot of zombie shit, they try to make it scientific and be like "oh wow that could actually happen" instead of letting be a supernatural fantasy/horror which is what it should be.
In that movie zombie virus is in the water cycle, so you'd need a place where it basically doesn't rain.
Even if you have 0 corpses, living prople can get ill and turn straight to zombie
Just stock standard zombies wouldn't even be a problem in the Medieval ages let alone the modern era it would never happen maybe some african countries would get overrun but the entire world? Never
still would
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Return of the Living Dead Zombies?
You're basically fricked.
the girl did not look great with her punk haircut but her ass and dancing did something to me.
I'd commit serial zombie rape against both male and female zombies. None would escape my wiener. They would know to avoid me after they had been repeatedly raped.
Everybody gets a skullfricking, come here ghoul!
Be a good sport and get daddy another beer
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this is what you get Cinemaphile
you didnt tell the coomer waifu morons to get out and now theyre talking about banging zombies in a living dead thread
People get off to anything. Remember those melting fetish threads? Zombies isn't even the worst.
i'd rather just get bitten and join the party
I'm pretty sure the only reason Trash got reanimated is because she was submerged in a puddle of trioxin water. scuz, suicide and the ambulance crew didn't revive if I remember correctly.
She was also a brainless hoe so the zombies didn't eat her.
My headcanon is that the U.S. government and some big corporation starts producing a "brain serum" from cow brains and other livestock brains that is basically like a form of heroin. It's better and more potent than human brains and so the government gets all the zombies hooked on it. When they're on it, they act completely normal and well adjusted, so they all end up getting jobs to afford the serum. You end up with offices with zombies and humans living and working side by side with no real difference between the two. Eventually to grow their profits, the government/corporate partnership just starts "accidentally" infecting entire towns with trioxin and selling them the serum to promote economic growth since zombified humans don't need to eat or sleep or do anything but work and take brain serum.
I don't get flu shots at the pharmacy anymore I'm worried they'll deliberately infect me with HIV so they can sell me the medication. Heck, is the food industry control by the Big Pharma? Putting sugar into everything so we'll have to buy insulin?
That's an interesting theory that almost works, however, the police clearly got re-animated.
There's no consistency, for the longest time I assumed that they all were already infected with Trioxin because of the rain (which seeped into the graves which woke up zombies), it's just that the difference with Frank and Freddy is that they inhaled it directly and they also passed out, inhaling it directly probably already killed all of their brains pretty much for Tarman and/or Tarman needed time to wake up before their brains effectively became inedible.
Contradictions: Tarman ate Suicide's brain and he also never becomes a zombie when they enter the room after decapitating Tarman.
Explanation: because his only exposure to the 2-4-5 Trioxin is via rain, it's still in the process of taking over his body. If he hadn't been nuked it's still entirely possible he would've been revived like Trash, who, as you said, in comparison was completely submerged.
For this to remain consistent, we can only assume that ambulance crew and cops were reanimated because somehow in the streets they got exposed more to Trioxin, similar to Trash.
However, it pretty much has zero consistency, it does whatever the frick it wants because it's punk rock like that.
Also I used reddit spacing to keep track of my own thoughts. I actually didn't expect to end up having it used as much as I did.
You're giving it too much thought for something that was probably just an oversight
Strong autism
I thought that was a zomb who took the cops clothes
>wear chainmail or leather
>walk around on stilts
>create a shark cage out of chainlink fence
>move someplace cold and watch the zombies become frozen solid because they're too dumb to put on jackets
Return of the Living Dead zombies have human intelligence. They plan and trick and deceive purposefully.
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The overwhelming majority of humans are moronic so not a problem.
>walk around on stilts
>in chainmail
lmao thats fricking great I love that
>stilts
Electricity.
RIP Suicide
Mark Venturini died from complications from leukemia in 1995 he was 35
I never knew
By walking fast lmao
They did that in The Dead (2010), set in Africa (filmed in Africa), the zombies there are even slower than the Romero ones -- but the problem is that the humans get tired and thristy while The Dead just kept coming, and are everywhere. I think by the end of the movie, it became a dying dream of the Engineer when he could suddenly fight a bunch of zombies when he struggled with just one before, and the only question was when the break from reality begun.
Humans are absolute monsters at just walking for long distances, it's one of our biological super powers and everything about our biology is geared towards it. It's one of the reasons humans spread across the world so easily. There is even speculation among anthropologists that it's a large part of how our hunter gatherer ancestors actually hunted, wounding animals and then following them until they died of exhaustion.
Also if I need to sleep I can climb a tree or get on a rock outcrop or whatever. Zombies are humanity minus everything that makes us scary. IRL zombies would get fricking rekt and eaten by other animals for food too.
Of all horror type monster zombies are the least threatening. Anyone with 2 brain cells can outsmart or outrun them. Hell if you make padded armor that's probably enough to defeat them.
The Dead is set in Africa where it was very hot and dry, they drive pass the dead easily except there are more ahead, every time they stop to pump water from a well, the nearest zombies, and there are always some, start staggering towards them. At one point the car heats up and the Engineer and the African soldier have a fight over drinking the last of the water and walking away, or taking the chance that using the water to cool the car will make it run again. I think America would be fine with these types of zombies because it's not as hot and dry -- something that handicaps the humans but not the zombies, and America have houses with locks and canned food -- while the Africans live in huts with no doors for the most part and eat fresh chicken and goats that are usually killed off by the zombies.
Uh bruh, where do you think humans originally came from ? If our ancestors could survive on the primitive Serengeti I'm pretty sure a zombie apocalypse would be easy in comparison.
>he still believes in OoA
You need to go back.
I'd befriend them.
I would do what no one bothers to do. I'd bite rob zombie.
By what I read from the comments I would hang with the coomers, they seem to be ready to frick them up badly.
Slow zombies: Body armor
Fast zombies: Suicide
Simple as
>slow V fast
anon these things have HUMAN brain's they can actually reason & think thinks through on the best way to trap,kill & eat you in that order!
i dont live in a city so Id barely notice it
the ~~*pandemic*~~ proved that
For ROTLD, you're basically boned. For NOTLD, just go upstairs and destroy the stairs behind you. Then use a makeshift spear to stab heads until you're zombie free.
>get ladder
>move to some highground only reachable by ladder
>pull ladder up behind me
wow so difficult
>food and water is overrated
then you just put the ladder down to get some food and water simple as
Secondary threats are way worse than dead homiez trying to eat you. Nuclear meltdowns would happen and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'd call the number on the side of the tank.
How the frick would a zombie apocalypse even happen? There are so many tiny pacific island and micronesia countries that would never get infected and could probably self sustain.
well yes the human wouldn't go extinct, but the zombie apocalypse did occur.
It couldn't, it spreads far too slowly and biting is such a bad way to transmit it it'd just have a couple of cycles before ultimately dying out entirely
Romero's dead movies at least have it where anything not head-trauma related reanimates you, which is more of a problem and more supernatural
through a safe & effective vaccine that everyone will be required to take because of a fictional pandemic.
>How the frick would a zombie apocalypse even happen?
When there's no more room in hell. No place on earth with people will be safe as everyone dies eventually, and all it takes is one sentimental frick who pauses instead immediately burning a fresh corpse.
This is my issue with a lot of zombie shit, they try to make it scientific and be like "oh wow that could actually happen" instead of letting be a supernatural fantasy/horror which is what it should be.
In that movie zombie virus is in the water cycle, so you'd need a place where it basically doesn't rain.
Even if you have 0 corpses, living prople can get ill and turn straight to zombie
Just stock standard zombies wouldn't even be a problem in the Medieval ages let alone the modern era it would never happen maybe some african countries would get overrun but the entire world? Never
ROTLD zombies are too smart and strong. They would win. What is the best zombie movie of the 2010s? Train to asiaticsan was CGI, k-drama trash.
steal a plane and hook up with a pilot
Got a question for ya, Cinemaphile.
Why don't zombies cannibalize each other?
ZOMB BRAINS ARE NOT PAIN KILLERS only live brains kill the pain of being dead
wait them out until they all rot away after a few months
>go outside see zombies
>simply become rick grimes