zoombros what are you watching rn or watched recently
inland empire for me, didn't like it ong ong
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zoombros what are you watching rn or watched recently. inland empire for me, didn't like it ong ong
I'm watching burn notice. That show lowkey fire ong.
fr fr
I been on that farscape grind. it's a boomer show but it's lowkey litty fr no cap on king david
first time I watched inland empire when it got to the scene where the face just kept getting progressively more disturbing I almost felt like my copy of the film was cursed or something, that was a one of a kind experience
>that pic
check how they dabbed on my brah
I want to have gay sex with zoomers.
What da?
kek when I say the slightest off color thing at work my zoomer coworkers react exactly like that, like they haven't heard someone say something crazy as a joke in years if ever, I mentioned seeing an old coworker driving around after work the other day and I told my zoomie friend that I was debating on following them around seeing how long I could stalk them for but I decided to just go home instead and he was like
>what da?
The worst part is that I'm Generation Y. I just spend so much time online that my inner monologue is in Zoomer.
and there he is, the fabled mental zoomer
I'm bald irl but I low key have a perm on the inside.
>I'm bald irl but I low key have a perm
So like every zoomer then
same. but only if he's handsome. how old are zoomers btw?
I'm 27 and apparently a zoomer, we're getting on now. you'll have to save yourself for gen aplha
are you handsome tho?
I look like a brown haired zapp brannigan with a beer belly and a smoking habit to top it off
thank you for replying but yeah i'm gonna take your advice to go for gen alpha. sorry.
frick sake I thought I was still sexy
sorry, anon, but beer belly. and zapp is not handsome face. again, sorry. are there any gen alpha itt?
my step sister is gen alpha and tasty but it sounds like it's pole your after. I have to say it hurts my feelings that even an ass bandit wouldn't want me now
>pole
what's pole? and i'm sorry for hurting your feelings, anon. maybe if you picked a non-cartoon character to say who you looked like?
I'd battle dance you if that makes it sexier. just let me have about 8 pints first https://youtu.be/2tKHWz4WlnM and pole is just dick
yeah i'm after pole. but wait, are you saying you look like stifler? he cute.
after 8 pints I can look like anyone, I can certainly cast some shadows like he does
>look like anyone
i'll just imagine you look like stifler's tall friend. but don't despair, anon, if you got rid of your beer belly i'll probably still want to sex you.
having gays want me is a compelling argument to start drinking less and eating a few more veggies instead of pies. got to start somewhere I guess
good luck, anon.
>having gays want me is a compelling argument to start drinking less and eating a few more veggies instead of pies.
No it isn't. Not that you shouldn't be healthy, but gays are hyper-sexual perverts that frick (or want to fricked by) anything that moves.
just having a laugh with the ass hunting anon, I don't want my ass ripped apart. but I do need to shed some weight in the belly department. I've gotten too relaxed with having a drink in the evenings
that's not true tho. i only want young and handsome. there are gays that are like that but there are also heteros like that. but it's understandable for most people to think that because queers are attention prostitutes who scream everywhere. most of us are normal gays tho and you wouldn't know we're gay unless we tell you. also, by young i don't mean teenage-young. i mean as long as you don't look like someone's great-grandfather. there are guys in 40's and 50's that i would.
>that's not true
Yeah it is. Just look at the bear fetishists, gays who frick big fat hairy lardasses.
>tho
Zoomertard detected
>normal
>gays
Pick one
>there are guys in 40's and 50's that i would.
homosexual.
fetishists are called fetishists and deviants because they are in the minority. i definitely don't like hairy men no matter what their age. and normal gays do exist as opposed to queer gays. also, justin hartley is 46 but he is still extremely handsome sexy hot.
>i definitely don't like hairy men
gayanon please stop dropping hate on me
i'm very sorry, anon, i did not mean to do that. it's not hate tho just a matter of preference. if you shave your face i would definitely kiss you even if you don't shave your body as long as you keep your clothes on. 😉
thanks, I'm grossed out and happy at the same time. kisses and best wishes
😉
Oh one more thing
>there are also heteros like that
"Heteros like that" still reproduce naturally. Wanton anal gay sex doesn't, it just reproduces viruses with bonus of compacted shit.
i prefer mutual masturbation tho not anal sex. i want to see his handsome face as we orgasm and i want to hug his body and feel my chest against his chest.
Fricking porn addicted zoomer. It’s wrong to frick your stepsister. Send her my way.
t. 30 year old zillenial with no beer belly.
you've never had an older step sister when you were a teen
deadass fr?
>zoomer containment thread
fricking finally
The Idol. I didn't watch Euphoria, I'm just very bored.
MrBeast
Logan Paul
TikTok
AYO that homie Chris on MrBeast is lowkey a little zesty fr fr
can any zoomer tell me what ong means? I keep using it in my shitposts but no idea what it means fr fr
bruh google it you deadass a boomer *skull emoji*
nah I'll just keep shitposting it ong *shitface emoji*
Ong means On God. It just means "Serious/Seriously"
interesting that zoomer slang never makes sense to me even contextually baka
on god
fr?
it's used for grugposting
ong haven’t watched shit
I haven't watched anything the past 2 months. I'm addicted to Zelda TOTK.
deadass lynched doe
could someone tell me what "alog" means. i tried searching for it a few months ago (for a few seconds) and didn't get an answer so i've just wallowed in my ignorance
a an "alog" person is someone who overkills their trolling of a lolcow. the reason they overkill is because they see themselves in the lolcow and get a masochistic sense of projection.
that seems pretty advanced for slang
no that's a gay definition, next!
My friend, you shouldn't have asked that question if you didn't want an autistic answer. It's something that originated from the Chris Chan cult after all.
For me, this will always be "alog"
A persistent troll
Usually with one target or group
wats "ong ong"?
on god ong
>watching stuff
my homie this shit ain't worth it no mo'
fr cap cap
>ong ong
whats that supposed to mean
i asked the same thing itt and an anon said it means on god. i think it's like saying i swear to god.
shouldn't it be "OG" instead of ong?
i honestly don't know why it's ong and not og. maybe because og already has a different meaning. or og might be mistaken for oh god.
Actual gen z here this thread is funny. Yeah I will use shorthands like af and fr talking to friends which I actually have. You know how older people said lol and ttyl. Looks like you people just never had friends to talk to and got left out which is fricking sad deadass no friend asses
27 yo zoomer here. my friend started using newer slang but I never understood it and didn't want to ask him what it meant out of embarrassment. I think he has a lot of younger colleagues though that must be 18 or early 20s
>27
That's late millennial homosexual. Zoomers start in 1997.
it changes in every thread I go in, if I call myself millennial I'll get the same response as this.
goat was coined by Muhammed Ali I think but I only started hearing it get used a lot in recent years again. words get recycled I guess
Nice try zoomie
If it's anything like when I grew up, its not older people making these threads its losers who are your own age who think talking like that is dumb. I mean deadass has been a New York Black person term for quite some time now.
>deadass has been a new york Black person term for quite some time now.
How do you know?
Because I have heard deadass a while back and UD has a definition from 2015. It's still zoomer speak but it's not like it just popped up a year or so ago
>Because I have heard deadass a while back and UD has a definition from 2015.
I got one better for you. 1993 Fat Joe track "Bad Bad Man" lyric
>I'm dead-ass, when it comes to this
damn thats when I was born so these lil homies using 30 year old slang
>deadass has been a new york Black person term for quite some time now.
That's like half of zoomer slang. "Bussin" also. In fact most zoomer talk is just reheated east coast rap slang and shorthand online speak from over a decade ago.
The difference is that 100% of zoomer slang is appropriated Black folkpeak.
this, old slang terms that were/are commonly used such as "lol" or "ttyl" wer derived from the internet, these new phrases are all ebonics
Millennial boomer here. Y'all want some pointers on what's bussin, fr?
Hiya fellow millennial haha. Our slang be on fleek, yo!
skrrt skrrt
some goated series:
Ippo
Sopranos
Mad Men
Justified
Spartacus (S1 + B&S)
Banshee
Battlestar Galactica
Rome
bet
NO CAP
shit fricking BUSSIN' son ON FRICKING GOD *hits the shoot*
SHEEEEEEESH *smacks lips* letemmm cook frfr
Dogs got that GLIZZY on the DECK
What do you lads make of generation x?
Bunch of homosexuals who grew into the slackers the media memed them to be.
>t. millennial who's known more than a few x-ers who are middle-aged burnouts still relying on others to get by
ay no cap fr tho yall geugys be hlla str8 sussin rn fr tho on god on god cuh deadass sussss. whole mfing mood rn vibe check bruh im fricking DEEEAD rn. keep hundred str8 bussin beleeeeee daaat boiii
he's handsome hot. i wish he has a youtube channel or ig.
i have no idea what generation i'm in
I think music is a good benchmark. I still think venga boys are cool
but i like classic rock and i'm definitely not from that generation
you must have some pop music that you associate with to some extent though? I didn't like Spice Girls but I remember their songs vividly
do you mean songs that were playing when you were a teenager? i remember they kept playing rihanna's song umbrella in high school. so what generation am i?
>13 years ago
>secondary school
you're probably similar to me (zoomer/millennial, depending on who you ask)
Don't bother anon
>t. zoomer that hates zoomers
Everyone is complaining how zoomers are inept, incapable of following simple instructions and take everything for granted aside from not being able to figure out how a computer filesystem works
While almost all of that is true, boomers ruined everything beyong repair, I just don't care at this point
boomers still ruin my life, the amount of taxes I pay on my wage to pay for the fricking pensions of boomers as an eurogay. Worst part is they'll mock young people for not being able to afford a house
>they'll mock young people for not being able to afford a house
my boss used to take the piss about me not having a car. never responded when I said it's because I spend £1000/month on rent and don't have the money to afford one. he was a fat old c**t.
>as an eurogay
same
there's just no way out right? it's literally over?
I just want an opt-out version of some taxes like healthcare and pensions, like my underweight alcoholic smoking ass will never make it to retirement age so why should I contribute a shitload of tax money to it. I make a 1000 euros more gross a month on my new job which results in barely 300 more net, this is fricking depressing
my plan is to save up for a van and then just fit carpets as my own boss for £100/hour but that's more because I hate having people breathe down my neck. maybe one day I'll open my own shop selling carpets
Atleast you zoomers didnt get to see the heat death of society and get put into infinite depression like us young millienials did..you never had any culture to lose to begin with.
Watched Mad Love by the same director who made Possession and On The Silver Globe.
My ass didn't like it but figure that them mf act good on god.
I always thought I was a Boomer and Gen X were the young kids. Last year I found out I was actually Gen X.
that's what age does to a motherfricker
what the frick does ong mean
only Black folk glow
Nothing, because there is nothing interesting.
Just finished Extraction 2 and the Covenant. Decent late night movies but nothing substantial. I don't mind empty action flicks but I prefer things that mean more. Starting Dexter Season 3, don't know why he's still killing people but apparently this is the season where things go to shit. I couldn't go past episode 1 of Barry season 3. It has its moments but the show is not my style at all.
>the Covenant
I watched that last night, decent action flick for a modern film. spends a long time just playing music over the muslim pushing him through the desert though
34 yr old zoomer here. Just watched 12 Angry Men (1957). It was off the hook, fo shizzle my nizzle
oh shit did I just "take an L"