Zoomer bros.....

We hate sex

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, we know. There's already a thread.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All zoomer media is nothing but b***hes twerking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Safe horny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fan service for millenial incels

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bitches twerking
      >None of them are fat

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame anime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should a movie have softcore porn when literally anyone can find hardcore shit for free?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who need to be sexually titilated by all the media that they consume are bigger coomers than those who just bust to some hardcore shit and then continue on with their day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we need movies, when daydreaming exists?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because most people can't see the apple

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    our generation is turning to christ and rejecting hook-up culture. we’re going to rebuild society and traditional relationships with other human beings, which is something that söylennials fricking ruined in the first place.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope. Zoomer aversion to sex is driven almost entirely by "this is friggin' exploitive, this is the male gaze, this is rape" sentiments. Not tradlarping.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Cinemaphileners actually believed this abou Gen Z circa 2015~2016.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        people we’re definitely more willing to buy into pseudo political idealism back before Covid. You can see it peaking with the Andrew yang meme.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers esp. women share EVERYTHING they do, including what they watch, and they're obsessed with celeb gossip and cancel culture, so there's peer pressure not to watch the "wrong" movies or listen to the "wrong" musicians. It's basically like this board. You say you watched a Tarkovsky movie, and 1000 people will call you a gay, a midtwit, a moron, a homosexual etc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Social media created a hyperreality where perception is truth, where one must follow the everchanging sociocultural dogma or risk exclusion. Zoomers, living most of their lives online, are the most affected, but the new moralism has infected all aspects of contemporary, post-modern culture.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers think sex means rape

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Population control at work. ~~*they*~~ have brainwashed the kids into hating sex.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you have access to the biggest most individualized, victualled fetish market in the history of the world to satiate your sexual desires beyond the scope of people could comprehend just 30 years ago.

    But they don’t have interpersonal relationships or identities that satiate their need for cultural and tribal interactions and affiliations to feel a sense of belonging beyond sexual identities and fetishes.

    Life is difficult. Having stories that identify how difficult it is to navigate are much more popular than breasts and bulges.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All sex scenes are pointless
    Glad the never generation finally realized that

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers only watch two types of media: Slop with surface-level plots like capeshit and K-drama, or porn for men and romance novel adaptations like 365 Days and 50 Shades of Grey for women. There's no in-between. They're too young and braindead to appreciate actual cinema, which is why they chimped out so hard at Scorsese. Millennials can be emotionally stunted too, but at least we remember what movies were like before Marvel and Netflix. Most zoomers have never watched a classic movie with gravitas, mise en scène, plot twists, etc. If all you watch is CG capeslop meant for manchildren that is completely removed from the human condition, then of course you're not going to think sex is necessary.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lord of the Rings is capeshit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but LOTR doesn't have any pointless sex scenes

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compared to what percentage of the general population? 50% of people finding sex in movies unnecessary sounds about right based on my own experience.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think most people think softcore sex scenes are necessary to tell a story, but zoomers unironically equate fanservice like a sexy big booby babe in a PG-13 movie with porn/exploitation due to feminism and the Me Too shit. Everything they like is either completely sterile like it's made for daytime TV or it's blatant coombait. Something like Planet of the Apes or One Million Years B.C. couldn't be made today, because chronically online homosexuals and femoids would b***h about the unga-bunga cavewomen wearing leopardskin bikinis.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever they focused on platonic friendships zoomers always ship the characters. What the frick is wrong with them

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your shitty millennial parents made you eunuchs.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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