I saw on tiktok at least a dozen zoomers quote Batman lines with the nerd emoji and saying he's "corny"
What happened? Batman is literally the apex of masculinity. They think having contingency plans and being a smart, domineering white man is cringe. Why do zoomers idolize idiots now? They seriously think say Kpop twjnk or brown rapper is cooler than Batman
>What happened?
Zoomers worship blacks
Black people are cooler than Batman unironically. No one cares about some out of touch, middle-aged nepotism baby. White men are.only cool if they're 19 year old tiktok twins. Old white guys are just fricking weird and have some strange passive-aggressive complex (much like Batman)
as an asian dork I often dream I was a strong powerful black man with a bbc
As a white dork I often dream I was a strong powerful asian man with a byc
I don't believe you
Well its true, asian men are more gifted physically and mentally
Lul
I don't believe you
well, it's true, black men are just more gifted physically
I hope you're black because this is pathetic to read in any other context
>boomers are passive aggressive
No?
You guys are just absolute homosexuals that have are insecure over everything
Call a zoomer a homosexual or Black person and there entire week is ruined lmao
have a nice day
and that's the non-gay part of zoomers which is the minority
See?
This basically. The only super heroes that zoomers have are Miles Morales and George Floyd.
George Floyd is cooler than Batman. Why did millenials think some whiny, old rich guy was cool in the first place?
The trick to being cool to a zoomer is to be the inversion of cool. It's obvious in the pop culture most of all but also other nuances.
Millenials try acting like Tony Stark or some jaded le morally grey byronic hero and it's fuxking pathetic. Zoomere are rightfully aware that aesthetics will always trump some linguistic peakwienering
>Millenial cool: le snarky white tech man
>Zoomer cool: black tiktok twink who is also a gamgbanger and pimp
Rap has shit aesthetics.The last time it was kino was during the 90s. Modern rap is super gay.
Nah it was kino when 50 cent was around
He was jacked
50 Cent was one of the last few kino acts. Lil Xanax and shit like that isn't cool.
Lil can is white
I don't care, he sucks and so do all zoomer rappers.
That's true but at least he could emulate a thug well.
He should be singing michael jackson songs instead of promoting degen shit to the black community
Gangster rap is fricking hilarious. It's just a bunch of try hards trying to tell everyone how tough they are. You can't take them seriously at all.
Tupac was a zesty ballet dancer.
Kind of like millenials telling you how "wicked smaht" and "jaded" they are
George floyd was jacked , pattinsons batman was not
This is just israeli propaganda, they literally made spiderman less cool than miles in spidermans own video games now just to push the narrative that blacks are better than whites
Grim.
>Still malding about George Floyd
Guess it really was as big as they made it out to be.
I'm a zoomer and I grew up with Peter Parker, not Miles. I was already grown when Miles became a thing.
It's white millenial men who worship blacks, they're all like that even the "edgy" ones like Shane Gillis who included a whole ramble in his latest special about how black dicks intimidate him. White ZoomerGODS colonized ebonics and rap music, our culture now
>White ZoomerGODS colonized ebonics and rap music, our culture now
No, you just became Black folk because Black person culture is the only culture you know. You will never have any culture of your own or contribute anything to society that will be remembered for years to come.
>zoomers
>colonizing anything
KWAB
https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/sorry-gen-z-science-says-youre-ugly/
are these zoomers with us in the room right now?
Batman movies getting swamped in "Muh realism" has created a perception that Batman's primary goal is to beat up homeless schizos instead of flamboyantly costumed supervillains.
This. Return to silver age camp and glamp.
You should stick to twitter.
This. Batman beating up the "homeless and poor" is a twitter and reddit fan fiction. Nolan's Batman fought Ra's, Joker, Bane and The Mafia. In fact, the very premise of Batman Begins is that Bruce learns it's not Joe Chill or some random thief that's the issue but the systemic rot caused by the mafia and their corruption.
I don't know what's worse, Matt Reeves deciding to "address" this non-existent issue or the morons here thinking that their le heckin wholesome campy Batman did not beat up petty criminals.
Nolan Joker's an dirty self-harming hobo schizo rambling about society instead of being "Funny clown that commits crime"
Bane's whole thing is starting a class revolt and letting the homeless drag the rich into the streets to be executed in a kangaroo cult by Schizocrow
>Nolan Joker's an dirty self-harming hobo schizo
>Bane's whole thing is starting a class revolt
Watch the films instead of reading the plot summary zoomoid.
Batman is effective in scaring off criminals to some degree in The Batman. If anything it's more of a weird form of self harm for him. The main problem was that by projecting a ruthless image of vengeance he inadvertently inspired a copycat to actually start murdering corrupt people.
That would be lucky to get 5 viewers
And then we would finally start seeing less capeshit movies.
I want good movies, not bad movies
that's not true, since you want capeshit movies, moronic manchild
Capekino =/= capeshit
>capekino
no such thing, manchild
There is, you just don't have taste
Prove it, then. The only ones even close to that are Blade 1 and 2, but you're too young to know those even exist, sad little guy.
>Blade
Holy mother of shit taste
>Blade 1 and 2
Jeez Cinemaphile's taste is some of the worst
Then abandon hope with Batman. How many more times do you need to see 1% dude in latex punches criminal?
Batman and Robin is possibly the gayest movie ever made. It's just incredibly gay. I was 11 when it came out and even then I could tell how homosexual it was.
>Never leave the cave without it.
This scene is better than any scene in any other Batman movie.
Who doesn't Batman dance anymore?
Well, it was made by a literal gay man so maybe that has something to do with it.
He WAS going to make a "legit" Batman movie but it never came to fruition. It would've had a similar plot to the Arkham Knight game, which is a superior piece of media that you can check out if you haven't.
We need a new Adam West-type Batman.
This is it. Zoomers like camp. Millennials like hyper realism. Batman is still being created for the millennials and hasnt been changed for current generational shifts in taste
this jelqer look like he went to the tiktok rizz party fr
>i saw on tiktok
worst possible start to a thread
>NOOOOOOO YOU MUST ONLY BROWSE A SINGLE ECHO CHAMBER
Go outside
-said chronically online tiktoker
Im chronically online but not at any singular site because I'm not so mentally weak that different opinions trigger me.
Hard facts
>tiktok
you have to go back
ben affleck was unironically the best batman. He wasn't emo and whiny like the new guy and he doesn't have a stupid voice like Bale. Also pattinson and bale are both scrawny compared to Affleck and don't look like they would win in any fights.
Batman Begins was alright, The Dark Knight had a really stupid fricking plot full of cliches and the characters were all over the place. If it weren't for the Joker the movie would have sucked. The Dark Knight Rises is fricking awful for so many reasons. The Batman was visually flat and with Pattinson as Batman it was really boring in a lot of ways.
There hasn't been a good batman movie since Begins. We never got a stand alone Affleck batman so we don't know what could have been.
I rewatched Snyder's DC movies recently and unironically enjoyed the more than I expected. The genre has just become worse ever since.
I'm convinced Snyder's DC movies need multiple viewings. My dad hated them too first time he watched them. Then he ran out of movies to watch one summer and rewatched them all. Changed his mind, thinks they're better than most the MCU shit now.
>thinks they're better than most the MCU shit now
They are. The MCU has the odd glimmer of hope here and there (Winter Soldier, Iron Man, etc) but generally they're nothing special.
Snyder was getting the ball rolling by ZSJL and they should've at least let him finish his story. At least it didn't feel as samey as the MCU was getting.
>Batman is literally the apex of masculinity
well obviously not this sparkling batman lol
They literally made batman gae
nah, it's cringe nerd shit for incels who can't even make their own bed
It's mainstream, nerd shit is arthouse and the like.
so? Putrid shit has always been popular. you strike me as a manchild (incel) and probably autistic.
So you're saying you're trans?
no, that would be you since you're incel and all incels are either homossexuals or troon out.
>cries about popularity
>blames me for being an incel
lol
lmao
I accept your defeat, manchild with awful taste
Guess I was right
you're a capeshit fan. You'll never be right about anything in your life.
>says the incel who creams over the snyder cut
Snyder is shit too, you just have awful taste and are a queer
The batman was a shitty movie and the dialogue sucks. It’s only right to make fun of it and the people who like it.
Not even gonna give a (You) OP just shut the frick up.
You still did dumbass
>mentally unhinged rich guy is the apex of masculinity
I don’t like the straw man examples posted either, but batman a shit
>15 year olds are making fun of a superhero movie help
What has this website become
Haha, true
>he's "corny"
He is and always has been.
t. millennial
>Batman is literally the apex of masculinity.
you're as bad as a marveldrone
Zoomers only like marvel quips
Doesn't help that nu-batman is a bit of a sigma male dork
Me and my trans gf prefer anime
t. zoomer
You're probably being sarcastic but the troony epidemic is pretty much solely due to anime unironically
>Zoomers are making fun of Batman
Who cares
>apex of masculinity
>has enough money and political power to solve every problem in Gotham ever
>instead prefers to be a gay furry who gets to punch mass murdering schizos in the face
>just to temporarily inconvenience them in Arkham, financed by taxpayers and yours truly
>until they inevitably escape, do some more mass murdering so he shows up and punches them in the face
>no women
>no family
>no legacy
>just seething and punching people
>>has enough money and political power to solve every problem in Gotham ever
that would be boring, grandpa, we want to see action
>we want to see action
Let him kill the schizos.
Or at least come up with an interesting villain instead of kooky zany reddit clown.
Everyone kills already, it's more interesting to not kill because it presents an extra obstacle/challenge
>it's more interesting to not kill because it presents an extra obstacle/challenge
It's moronic and only serves to piss off the audience. Remember, work smarter, not harder.
Batman works with the police and specifically Gordon, not against them.
>most media literate leftist
>has enough money and political power to solve every problem in Gotham ever
Throwing money at a problem doesn't actually fix the problem.No amount of money can ever change human nature. Shitty people will ALWAYS exist.
I dunno man, pretty sure Bruce could throw out a couple mill to build a competent max security prison for the lunatics in Gotham instead of sending them to Arkham so they can escape in a couple days.
>a couple mill to build a competent max security prison
2 mil ain't anywhere near enough to build that.
well a couple bill then, he has more than enough
>You can solve poverty and crime by throwing money at them
Lol, lmao
Me and my trans gf prefer live action shows like euphoria and fallout.
T. Zoomer
It's a just punishment after what millenials did to Superman.
he's not a zesty gay homie
Are you telling me you didn't lose your shit when Paul Danno started to sing Ave Maria while Robert Pattinson was full REEEEEE mode?
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Or the corny Batman and Catwoman first encounter
Or how Batman just beats the shit out of the security of the penguins club
Or how Batman is a master of riddle solving while the guy with bomb attached to his neck is losing his fricking mind
The whole is not "El Rata" is "LA Rata" with the penguin after Batman just caused dozens of innocent deaths in the highway
Gordon and Batman looking like they are about to kiss and how funny it looked when Batman punched him and how goofy he started to run
How he crashes not long afterwards while gliding
How his car looks like it staled for a moment before he started chasing the penguin
And many more, don't even get me started on the dialogs.
The cinematography is beautiful, I think it's the best Gotham has ever looked, the costumes and make up are top notch and I certainly appreciate they were fully commited to the intrinsic comic book goofiness, but oh boy if I cried tears of how much I laughed in the theater.
I did think it was laughter kino but I didn't think most of it was intentional.
Twilight Batman is not a chad like Nolan Batman. If zoomers watched the nolan movies they would like Batman.
Please keep us updated by the MINUTE about what is trending on TikTok
I mean I don't have it installed because I have never given a single shit about what goes on there but let me tell you, op
You're really getting my interest with this stunning revelation
No one really likes a hero that doesn't struggle at all and can do anything. It's the same reason Superman isn't popular except worse because batgays think Batman can beat Superman.
Batman is just a regular dude. If anyone suffers it's him, he's inherently against odds that are above him.
Incorrect.
How can it be incorrect when a regular goon with a gun can literally kill Batman?
Would never happen.
When you're a regular human you're not impervious to that kind of danger. That creates a challenge in itself. If you're Superman bullets mean nothing, which is why kryptonite was invented.
>That creates a challenge in itself.
Not for Batman.
He has failed many times. Sometimes at the behest of the reader like in Jason Todd's case.
I do, unfortunately 99% of superheroes do struggle. They've started making villains "relatable" too. It bugs me.
>No one really likes a hero that doesn't struggle at all and can do anything
Isn't that the appeal? Why does every character need to be turned into a weakling?
Thor struggles against other god-like foes. If you're gonna have a powerful character, make sure they have powerful enemies too.
They cucked him either way in the next movie. So yeah, he's "relatable" to some part of the audience but the power fantasy element is no longer there. They cucked the Hulk too.
doesnt help that hes a fictional lawman when modern society is being looted by criminals and nobody is 'allowed' to say or do anything about it and will likely be prosecuted for shutting up shop or fighting back.
who needs anti-crime fantasy when everyone in the media is on the side of the crimanamals?
also doesnt help that batman has been crap for a decade at least
>I saw on tiktok
nonce
No kill rule and 'dark and realistic' don't work together.
What you just described is a policeman and they don't kill in the vast majority of cases
zoomers despise anything edgy so having him kill would make him all that more unpopular
>zoomers despise anything edgy
That's absolute bullshit, dude.
they "act" sort of edgy and use that vernacular but they hate edgy media, it's all about camp, sunshine and rainbows, shit like that
if you show a picture of the color black to a zoomer he recoils unless of course it's a black person which is politically correct
>it's all about camp, sunshine and rainbows, shit like that
You sure you're not just talking about the girls?
The no kill rule is part of what makes him interesting. Otherwise it's just the Punisher and I can read/watch that instead. A lot of his gadgets wouldn't make sense either since he'd just need to carry a gun.
Punching someone so hard in the head that their brain turns off and knocking them out would probably kill them or leave them disabled for the rest of their lives. Batman is constantly knocking people out.
In the games it's even dumber, where when you do get a gun (like on the batmobile) it changes to rubber bullets if you aim at a person. No matter what you do they just show up as "knocked out" when they would clearly be fricking dead.
He knows how to do it without killing them, his entire shtick is that he's the most trained person on earth
Theres no way to properly "knock someone out". You are literally giving them a concussion. It's kinda how it works.
it's either that or he's breaking legs to incapacitate someone which again would probably cripple them for life.
You can incapacitate someone without killing them and that's the point. The justice system can decide whether or not they're viable to be killed.
This moral code is unique to the Bruce Wayne of the main universe. There's plenty of them who kill but they're usually inferior to the original version.
>This moral code is unique to the Bruce Wayne of the main universe
It only exists because of censorship. Kid comics couldn't have the heroes be out there killing dudes.
Sort of, but at this point it's written into the character's psychology. He doesn't want to be the one thing he hates the most, people like Joe Chill.
Technically, his methods are effective enough at keeping a cap on crime, it's Gotham's justice system that is flawed which creates further issue. Outside of that, he's the equivalent of an off-duty cop.
>Technically, his methods are effective enough at keeping a cap on crim
My ass they are. Joker breaks out of Arkham all the time and kills dozens of people every time.
Which is an issue with Gotham's justice system, like I said.
In the real world, if you incapacitate a thief or a killer on the street, he'll be taken to jail and serve his sentence.
>Which is an issue with Gotham's justice system
No it's because Joker's too popular to die.
That's an issue with most villains who aren't literal who goons or henchmen. In a movie or a video game you can afford to kill them off (or even kill off heroes) but in comics it's pretty much impossible, they always come back. Doc Ock "died" and transferred his consciousness into Peter Parker's body.
Think about how much effort it takes a boxer or mma fighter to knock someone out. And usually they are just temporarily down. Batman knocks people out for good. He's probably using some kind of steel tipped gloves or iron knuckles type device to do it since he knocks people out with one hit. There's a good chance a lot of those guy never get back up or if they do they have some kind of brain damage.
>The no kill rule is part of what makes him interesting
It's part of what makes him lame.
Depends on your point of view. It would be easier to just kill 40 people if you're fighting them at once. When you're trying to incapacitate them, that creates more challenge. A lot of Batman's gimmicks wouldn't work or be necessary if he killed. And the Punisher already exists so Batman wouldn't need to exist anymore, all those stories would be pointless.
>And the Punisher already exists so Batman wouldn't need to exist anymore
They're from different companies. Plus, action heroes kill all the time and people love that shit. The fricking Avengers killed their villains too.
>The fricking Avengers killed their villains too.
Depends. If it's aliens like the chitauri then technically they kill, but Batman has killed aliens too.
The Avengers generally avoid killing but often times the plot is written in such a way that the villain dies anyway. Peter Parker didn't want to kill any of the people in his movies but they killed themselves anyway.
>The Avengers generally avoid killing but often times the plot is written in such a way that the villain dies anyway.
Iron Man killed those terrorists. The Avengers killed those Hydra agents. They're soldiers/agents, not superheroes.
Batman is a street level hero who rarely has to face odds that the Avengers face, and when he does, there's other people who deal with those threats.
There's also Justice League members who kill, but that's not his style because again, he wants to avoid being the one thing he hates.
Punisher Batman exists and just like regular Batman he's bat-shit crazy but in a different way. He nearly got his son killed just so he could stop being Batman once he cross over into his universe. He also ordered Bane to kill Alfred.
Yeah but the thing is that once Batman becomes a copy of the Punisher he's less unique.
I mean, Wolverine is pretty much a Batman who kills, even their costumes are similar. I say let Bruce be Bruce. The psychology whether flawed or not is what makes him who he is.
>Yeah but the thing is that once Batman becomes a copy of the Punisher he's less unique.
How the frick would a Batman that kills be a copy of the Punisher?
It's a chicken and egg sort of question with Thomas. Technically he's not as "weak" as Bruce because he allows himself to kill, but he's also more unstable and miserable whereas Bruce manages to make his lifestyle work.
Bruce is more mentally resilient. Thomas is emotional.
Lol
NPD is rampant in the black community
Thomas is kind of an butthole but there's a method to his madness. The Grim Knight (alt. version of Bruce) went overboard with the killing to the point where he became a pseudo terrorist. Gotham was like if OCP controlled Detroit and had malfunctioned. You couldn't jaywalk without being blown up by a drone.
yeah but the real batman has beat all of these dudes up, meaning he's more dangerous but he still refuses to kill because he's autistic
He is autistic but there's also a more important meta reason. If Batman started killing he'd kill the Joker and that can't happen. Same reason why Wondy can't kill him despite her being ok with chopping people's heads off.
So this dude finally killed the Joker?
The Joker of this universe was his wife Martha but she ended up killing herself. He did dispose of most of the other villains but he didn't have to "kill" all of them.
>Why do zoomers idolize idiots now
so we need a new breed of crimefighter.
One that shoots security guards when they try to get shoplifters to drop their loot.
one that stuns ordinary people out for a walk, so the homeless can easily empty their pockets and slit their throat.
A hero that does not rob from the rich to give to the poor, but instead aids the worst people in their quest to get their gibbs fo free.
>NOOOOO PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COMIC BOOK CHHARACTER NOO DON'T GIVE ME A WEDGY
Superheroes are and have always been cringe, this is just going back to the norm.
The nerd shit from yesteryear is like greek mythology compared to the shit that is popular right now, that's the issue.
I never understood why Green Lantern never took off in popularity like the rest of the Justice League in other forms of media when the character is more interesting, has large, unexplored lore and there’s not a single version that’s a whiny emo b***h like Batman.
Because the Ryan Reynolds movie was horrendous. It's also highly debatable whether GL is actually more interesting. His powers are more versatile but Batman tends to be more alluring than other DC characters.
The whole concept of the various lantern corps always stuck to me. A lot of things to explore. It can make a foundation for a fun RPG. The X-Men too, but I doubt anyone will touch that property after X-Men Destiny and Insomniac will probably give it the usua Playstation moviegame treatment.
There actually was a tie-in GL video game but I don't know if it's any good since I never played it.
Wolverine Origins was downright better than the movie it was based on.
Batman has been Green Lantern, Superman, the Flash and everyone else.
>I never understood why Green Lantern never took off in popularity like the rest of the Justice League in other forms of media when the character is more interesting, has large, unexplored lore and there’s not a single version that’s a whiny emo b***h like Batman.
As a kid, when I was introduced to DC superheroes through those action figures like the Superman that punched when you squeezed his legs together, Green Lantern was universally seen as the lame one, because nobody really understood what his powers were.
>Batman: Wears dark, sneaks in shadows, punches bad guys
>Superman: can fly, bulletproof, heat vision
>Wonder Woman: Very strong
>Green Lantern: Looks like a green Zorro, wears a ring?
Green Lantern's powers are pretty interesting but I honestly preferred the original magic based one. The GL most people know about is a sci-fi based one, starting with Hal Jordan.
Unfortunately DC hates Alan Scott.
what's the difference between the two?
Long story short, The Guardians of the Universe confined a bunch of magic into a single construct called the Starheart prior to coming up with the rings, so the original Green Lantern's powers work in a similar way but aren't as limited as the rings. Alan also doesn't need to charge his ring since the ring is just a figment of his imagination.
He can construct all kinds of weapons with his power ring. He could conjure up a million miniguns if he wanted to.
green latern is lame as hell
Green Lanterns weren't allowed to kill for a long time by the Guardians. This rule had to be bypassed during the Sinestro Corps war. There was no other choice.
Batman also has contingency plans to kill the League but it's a last resort scenario that rarely needs to be put to use.
Most zoomers I know liked it. Some edgy zoomers on tiktok trying to get attention is irrelevant.
>zoomers single handedly destroyed Batman's reputation with a single nerd emoji
Incredibly based.
I always thought batman was corny. The fake gruff voice always seemed try hard to me.
I rather read Rapeman.
>Batman is literally the apex of masculinity.
Well there's your problem, zoomer bois are half gay man, half woman. And the same with the girls, vice versa.
Guess superheroes really are on their way out. If Batman's fricked, then they're all fricked.
>"corny"
He's white
>I'm vengeance
that's pretty corny
>I saw on tiktok at least a dozen zoomers quote Batman lines with the nerd emoji and saying he's "corny"
>What happened? Batman is literally the apex of masculinity
>I saw on tiktok at least a dozen zoomers quote Batman lines with the nerd emoji and saying he's "corny"
>What happened? Batman is literally the apex of masculinity. They think having contingency plans and being a smart, domineering white man is cringe. Why do zoomers idolize idiots now? They seriously think say Kpop twjnk or brown rapper is cooler than Batman
>Batman is literally the apex of masculinity.
In the 60s-80s maybe, he's just too outdated now.
>mega rich
>fricks all the b***hes he wants be it goddeses of villains
>smartest man on earth
>knows every martial art in existance
>endless supply of tools
All of that plus the contingency plans and moronic shit like the Batman Who Laughs make him a meme for new generations.
When you really look at Batman he's a ridiculous power fantasy and not relatable at all, at least to kids now.
>They think having contingency plans and being a smart
This version of batman has no contingency plans and wasn't even smart
He's also a literal autist.
dressing up as a bat to fight bad guys at night is only cool if you're 8 years old. trying to make the subject matter more adult with increased sex and violence only makes it more embarrassing. no amount of "serious" cultural analysis of these characters is going to change that.
As a zoomer who spends multiple hours on tiktok everyday this is false, Batman is the biggest literally me character, and if it had <100K likes the video is completely irrelevant and doesn’t signify a broader trend