They would rather watch something that lets them virtue signal rather than something that is actually entertaining.
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They would rather watch something that lets them virtue signal rather than something that is actually entertaining.
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i am entertained by Tarkovsky movies
me too, mirror is my favorite, I haven't seen the sacrifice yet
anytime I read a slav last name, my eyes glaze over and my brain shuts off
Like what?
who cares. that doesnt affect me watching awesome movies
zooms don't even watch movies, they scroll tiktok
Letterboxd finally proved hipster zoomers have worse taste and opinion than imdb millenials and Gen-xers.
it proved losers that use letterboxd do at least
Same thing people do here when they watch Ryan Gosling films. They just want to fit in
You don't think the morons on here talking about how they won't watch anything with women or minorities isn't it's own form of virtue signaling? You homosexuals are all fricking pathetic losers chasing updoots from imaginary internet friends. And no I don't give a shit if you aren't. I fricking hate everybody here except for two people, and frick no I don't want to be their friend. Frick off.
#real
>virtue signaling
It's signaling to the shills that they should frick off and try somewhere else. kys
>You don't think the morons on here talking about how they won't watch anything with women or minorities isn't it's own form of virtue signaling?
No, it's lamenting. Also I'd tell you to seethe harder but I don't think that's possible.
>You don't think the morons on here talking about how they won't watch anything with women or minorities isn't it's own form of virtue signaling
Not it's actually BEING virtuous. There's a difference.
And nice double negative, nigbrain.
>virtue signaling
Anonymously?
How do you virtue signal or farm upvotes on an anonymous board you stupid moron
>Nothing but a No U! sprinkled with buzzwords and blogposting
If anon wanted his comeback with added homosexuality he'd ask your prostitute mother to use a rainbow condom.
>so triggered he replied 6 times
Kek, go frick yourself homosexual.
>So Assblasted he thinks everyone who calls him fake and gay is the same person
zoombies can't bant
> he admits he's part of a moronic mob that can't help but regurgitate the same shit over and over
Thanks for proving my point.
sorry, meant this post.
It's true that many zoomers are like that, but not all of them.
t. zoomer who prefers entertainment over propaganda
Yeah that's also virtue signaling when they post about it nonstop. They're the other side of the same coin.
>entertainment over propaganda
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Sorry but I want media about cool shit over boring "social commentary."
When you repeat it over and over it becomes virtue signaling. Stating your opinion in a reasonable manner is fine.
>Sorry but I want media about cool shit over boring "social commentary."
I mean that they're both propaganda
Repetition is not sufficient to turn it into virtue signalling, no. It's the motivation for doing it, not the frequency, that makes it virtue signalling.
Someone who joins a social circle among, say, conservatives, and starts stressing how much they oppose abortion and trannies, when they've never cared about either before, and neither have entered their experience outside of these being hot button issues, is virtue signalling.
A lifelong Christian happening to have these issues as central issue to his politics, and making a particular point of speaking out about them frequently, is not virtue signalling, that's just embodying one's values passionately.
Heil Hitler.
>It's the motivation for doing it, not the frequency, that makes it virtue signalling.
The motivation to repeatedly bring it up unprompted is a desire to virtue signal.
>A lifelong Christian happening to have these issues as central issue to his politics, and making a particular point of speaking out about them frequently, is not virtue signalling
It's virtue signaling when this isn't a politics board and you're bringing them up for attention. This is the television and film board, there's a separate one for discussing politics.
>The motivation to repeatedly bring it up unprompted is a desire to virtue signal.
It can be. That's called necessary cause. It fails to satisfy sufficient cause, however, and so room is left for cases where unprompted repetition can occur without virtue signalling. Regardless, the state of slop media makes it so that pretty much every discussion of media constitutes a prompting to bring up the tactics and effects of israeli communism on media.
>It's virtue signaling when this isn't a politics board and you're bringing them up for attention. This is the television and film board, there's a separate one for discussing politics.
I was being generous to your obvious communism and using the Christian conservative as an example of virtue signalling, not advocating bringing up the particular issues in the example.
Autism.
Debate-winning autism.
No it's not. It's earnest, grassroots opposition, organically expressed. That's not the same as being told what to like and dislike, and voicing those prescribed values in a contrived manner as a means to an end socially, which is what virtue signalling means.
Yes Chudley, you're all saving the west.
Thanks? I didn't say anything about "saving the west". I just debunked a false equivocating.
least whiny redditor
>all these seething replies
the truth makes anons react in such ways
rope
>seething samegay still in this thread
OBSESSED
zoomers are browner and, therefore, lower IQ. That's probably why the latest slop is so sloppy; if their propaganda is too subtle, Luis and Alejandra won't get the message
Imagine acting like 70+ ancient skeleton in your late 20s.
I swear this whole stream of consciousness zoomer bashing is a a way to cope with getting old
No, zoomers are just profoundly dumb and cringe worthy. I physically recoil in disgust when I hear zoomspeak or see that ramen noodle haircut. How do you grow up entirely in the age of information and yet be so goddamn stupid, this is the generation that grew up with smart phones as a baseline and doesnt use them to gain any knowledge. If a zoomie has a problem they wont google the solution they will make a tiktok shamelessly crying about how hard it is instead.
When I saw people on here unironically call Skibiddi Toilet "Satanic" it made me see how cringe and pathetic this zoomer-hating really is. As if Youtube Poop and Gmod videos were any better. Nobody gives a frick about your pathetic incel boomer seething.
nobody called it satanic but youre right that it's no different from adhd gmod shit.
>I swear this whole stream of consciousness zoomer bashing is a a way to cope with getting old
The previous generation has always bashed whatever's the current one. Boomers b***hing about Gen Xers. Gen Xers b***hing about Millenials. Millenials b***hing about zoomers. Next we'll have zoomers b***hing about Gen Alpha.
most zoomers don't watch movies, I'm an 03 zoomer and know a lot of film school types who do and it's all post 1970s, with their favorites being PTA, Wes anderson, a24slop, romance films like her and eternal sunshine, synechdoche NY, throw in a couple kubrick films and some korean new wave stuff and thats every 19-24 year olds taste.
>most zoomers don't watch movies
Actual horseshit.
>synechdoche NY
Why is this piece of shit so popular? If you like that movie you need to TAPE that mouth shut.
i will post this on reddit for upvotes
Include me in your will
sure, what's your name
Christopher Poole
nice to meet you Chris, my name is very similiar: Christine Chandler 🙂
Nice to meet you Christine. You sound like a sweetheart of a young lady. Unfortunately I'm an older gentleman and am looking for someone closer to my age. Do you happen to have a mother you could introduce me to? If so, I hope she's not busy with somebody else haha!
based oldgays
So did you post it?
>half the screen is family guy
This is a joke but zoomers' attention spans are quite literally too fricked to sit through more than 20 minutes of a movie.
They literally have to scroll tiktok while watching it because they need entertainment while consuming entertainment.
I can't imagine what Gen Alpha iPad kids will be like.
According to studies, millennials' attention span is 12 seconds. Zoomers' attention span is 8 seconds. Gen alpha are pretty much fricked I guess.
I expect at least 25% of them to be completely nonverbal tbh
We're on track for the Children of Men timeline.
>zoomers are so smart they can watch sped up movies and understand it
millenialbros how do we cope with our slow brains?
i watched anime in VLC at 1.10. almost no diff and i save 2 to 3 mins of my laifu per animes episode!!!
I skip almost all sex scenes or sequences where a character is high and tripping out. Never missed anything of worth.
In retort, I posit that young women's breasts and posteriors are of considerable worth.
There's a flip side to this. There's so much slop being produced that had so much filler that I can't watch it at normal speed anymore.
Watching Star Wars TV shows is a pain. It's 75% filler. 10 episodes that could easily be 3 episodes but they gotta STRETCH it out for streaming and having more episodes for Disney plus. I watch it all on 1.25x speed or even 1.5x. Nothing is missed even at that speed. The story telling is so slow now.
based as frick zoomies recognizing horrible pacing and shit writing when they see it
>bussy immaculate, in my head rent-free
bladee tier lyrics
Jesus frick that composition is atrocious. Just forcing the syllables and stresses with complete rhythmically-ignorant abandon.
I can make them fit just fine. You just align the similar syllables and add one in the middle. The only one that doesn't work is the tiny dick energy line, which you have to say fast and it sounds like shit. The rest can be sung perfectly well.
In other words: Skill issue.
No, wrong.
Nah you're just bad at music
no
yes
no
cringe
no
no the other anon's right, there's no fricking rythm and hardly a structure
you suck. any jackass can rhyme words
It's true, I was and am correct. Thank you.
>no the other anon's right, there's no fricking rythm and hardly a structure
Are you moronic? It's the same structure as Bohemian Rhapsody, the song it's a parody of
>any jackass can rhyme words
Except you two apparently
Several of the lines that should rhyme in that parody do not rhyme. They also frequently force excess syllables in where they don't fit, and in some cases can't even be bodged to fit. And the stresses of some words force incorrect pronunciation when trying to bodge them into the rhythm of the original song.
I can make them rhyme just fine, you just suck.
>I can make them rhyme
Okay. Make "goon" and "step-bro" rhyme.
Yes. Keep in mind that the refusal to do something doesn't constitute any proof whatsoever of the inability to do it.
>Okay. Make "goon" and "step-bro" rhyme.
It has to rhyme with the original song you absolute dipshit.
>easy come easy go
>easy coom easy goon
>little high little low
>little sus lil stepbro
>Yes. Keep in mind that the refusal to do something doesn't constitute any proof whatsoever of the inability to do it.
>refusal
>implying you're not just b***hing for no reason
>implying you haven't just now demonstrated that you don't understand how a parosy song even works
Stop wasting my time now
>It has to rhyme with the original song you absolute dipshit.
It can. You can make that artistic choice. But regardless of that, the two lines in the parody would still ALSO have to rhyme with each other: go/low, goon/____ something that rhymes with goon. Step-bro doesn't rhyme with good. You've failed to make goon rhyme with step-bro.
>Stop wasting my time now
I've educated you. This has been a valuable use of your time. Also that second comment was directed at an entirely different post. Grow up little guy.
>It can. You can make that artistic choice. But regardless of that, the two lines in the parody would still ALSO have to rhyme with each other: go/low, goon/____ something that rhymes with goon. Step-bro doesn't rhyme with good. You've failed to make goon rhyme with step-bro.
No they don't. No song ever does that because if it doesn't rhyme in the original, making it rhyme in the parody would make them no longer match the original song.
A parody is supposed to sound like the original. Period. It's not an "artistic choice" lmao, this is a bait-tier copout.
>I've educated you. This has been a valuable use of your time. Also that second comment was directed at an entirely different post. Grow up little guy.
Ok you're obviously baiting. You got me, good job
> if it doesn't rhyme in the original, making it rhyme in the parody would make them no longer match the original song
"It" (the portions in question here; the lines ending in "goon" and "step-bro) rhymes in the original. "Go" in "easy go" rhymes with "low" in "little low".
And what I was saying was artistic choice was whether or not the parody lyrics rhymed with the original. That is not necessary for successful parody. It's the artistic choice I make when writing parody, myself, but not mandatory.
What is mandatory is making A successful rhyme in the parody lyrics where one exists in the original, which this song fails to do.
>A parody is supposed to sound like the original.
This doesn't contradict anything I've said, nor my position on the issue at all. I made no claim that "sounding like the original" was a matter of artistic choice.
>It's the artistic choice I make when writing parody, myself, but not mandatory.
Yet it's what you criticized as "wrong"
But what am I continuing to respond for? We've already established that you have no idea about any of this and that you're baiting moving the goalpost way past the original claim that the lytics in the image are wrong.
I'm going to ignore you from now on.
>Yet it's what you criticized as "wrong"
No. I didn't. I criticized as wrong that the parody lyrics didn't rhyme within themselves, where they were required to.
I did not criticize that the parody lyrics didn't rhyme with the original lyrics (although they also don't do that - however doing that is a matter of artistic choice by the parody writer).
I haven't "baited" or moved any goal-posts. My claim has stayed the same. I've repeated it more than once, the same.
My claim was never that the lyrics "were wrong". It's a parody, an original work. The writer determines the new lyrics, so by definition they can't be the wrong lyrics lol. My claims are that
- the number of syllables often don't fit the structure dictated by the original song and the requirements that define parody works
- the stresses of the words used, when pronounced properly, also don't fit the rhythmic structure dictate by the original, and even allowing for some wiggle room here, they're far too clumsily inserted (like when I drunkenly fricked your mom) and read badly
- many of the lines just don't even bother to fricking rhyme where they would need to
Not reading your wall of bad bait.
It really doesn't matter if you do or don't. It's just matters that the record stands affirming that I'm right and you're wrong.
The record only shows blatant bait, goalpost-moving, semantics, and a very poor understanding of songwriting.
I was going to ignore your arguments and stop discussing the topic with you, but now I'm going to ignore anything you say.
I'm talking about your claim that it's possible to do better than that, AND that you have such ability.
Prove that you can write something that satisfies the following requirements better than the pic:
>parody of bohemian rhapsody
>based on zoomer slang and memes
>matches or can be made to match the original meter
>sounds like the original song when sung on the instrumental, through rhyme, alliteration, or any other similarity
>the lines are sentences that make sense
>is funny (the top priority)
You cannot make something that is perfect on all these fronts, especially considering the limited material, so on certain lines you can only compromise and choose what aspect you want to sacrifice. Obviously you can rephrase everything so that it matches the original perfectly, but then you're left with a less funny song.
This is a meme and it's supposed to be funny while sounding like the original song, and it achieves that better than I'm willing to bet your version would (I base this on your posts demonstrating that you understand nothing about this, or are at least pretending to).
Again, I'm now going to stop arguing with anything you say no matter what. If you want to continue to pretend you're not just writing dumb shit, it doesn't matter to me.
If you want to demonstrate that you can do better instead of continuing to say "I can, I just don't want to", you'd at least look less of a troll.
>The record only shows blatant bait, goalpost-moving, semantics, and a very poor understanding of songwriting.
You misunderstanding a claim, and arguing with that strawman, doesn't mean that when I reiterate my actual claim that I've moved any goalposts lol.
>I'm talking about your claim that it's possible to do better than that, AND that you have such ability.
I only made the first claim. I didn't claim to have or not have such an ability. I DID say that refusing to write something doesn't constitute the inability to do so. But I didn't make any claim about my abilities one way or the other. This isn't "semantics" in some sense of being petty or sneaky or dishonest, you're just a sloppy thinker and that's a you problem.
>Prove that you can write something that satisfies the following requirements better than the pic:
No.
>continuing to say "I can, I just don't want to"
I can't continue what I haven't begun doing.
>And what I was saying was artistic choice was whether or not the parody lyrics rhymed with the original.
Also "come" and "coom" don't rhyme. Nor do "go" and "goon". So in no interpretation does this portion of the parody work. And this portion is comfortably emblematic of the quality of the whole work.
I'll give you that the slang and jokes throughout are decent themselves, but they were ham-fisted and badly shoe-horned into the structure, and it's no impossible task to fix that, it's just lazy, unskilled composition.
>and it's no impossible task to fix that, it's just lazy, unskilled composition.
Do it then.
I don't wish to. And please, remember this fact:
("refusal to do something doesn't constitute any proof whatsoever of the inability to do it.")
Then your claim remains unsubstantiated.
An empty brag that I can only suspect to be false.
>Then your claim remains unsubstantiated.
My claim is that good songs can be written. You understand that, right? So no it doesn't. The fact that I don't choose to write a good song here means that good songs can't be written? You're a fricking blowhard homosexual.
>easy come easy go
>easy coom easy goon
>little high little low
>little sus lil stepbro
moron
No.
Can you write a bohemian rhapsody parody that fits as many memes as that, creating phrases that make sense and are as funny, while making everything rhyme match the syllables?
No you cannot, so shut the frick up.
Any jackass can criticize something.
Why did they steal so much of our terminology? Do they know what its origins are?
>Empty mall and office very very frightening
I’m an 02 zoomie and I know exactly ZERO people who talk this way. This is Gen Alpha shit
Sure it is lil guy *pats head*
Zoomers aren't interested in film or TV shows.
I'm not a zoomer and am quite indifferent to them but damn, Cinemaphile has gotta be the most zoomer hating board on all of Cinemaphile. There's at least 3 zoomer hate threads up everytime I check the catalog.
Zoomers don’t watch modern movies.
It is all Millennials.
I was swimming(small hotel pool, crappy swim, I don`t go there anymore) Always people on vacation frolicking etc.
One time- I kid you not. for my entire 30 min swim. 3 teens are in the end of the pool on their phones. One sitting in the corner scrolling, one standing with elbows on the ground playing a game or something, the last ones standing listening to chat sound clips and replying... Iike, if you can`t spend time in the pool with your buddies.. without a phone... my god... we so fricked.
Also in my new gym. This guy was probably mid 20`s or so - On his phone in the sauna... in the motherfricking sauna...
The White Lotus had a ton of that brow-beating writer's politics bullshit in it. The characters voicing it were always idiots, even seemingly from the perspective of the show's frame. I couldn't decide if the show was trying to promote these stances (they were explicitly spelled out, like the dialogue was cut and pasted from commie indoctrination books.
>zoomers out of nowhere
obsessed
There are 9 zoomer hate threads up on this board right now. I don't think it's out of nowhere. Cinemaphile has a very toxic millennial culture unlike /misc/ who welcomes everyone despite age, race, gender or sexuality (unless they're indians, israelites or canadians).
>toxic
have a nice day zoomer
Honestly, it's no fun not feeling welcome on here just because I was born after 1995. I happen like film and television despite my peers not caring for it all. Where am I supposed to go?
>Where am I supposed to go?
Frick yourself. You're supposed to go frick yourself.
I'm feeling some micro aggression vibes from your posts. I open up and say that I don't like feeling unwelcome and you answer in a rude way. Not very inclusive of you.
>micro aggression
Lol there’s no way this is genuine, right?
Alright you got me. I'm a 30+ year old boomer trolling your asses. There are no fricking zoomers on Cinemaphile.
I'm feeling some micro penis energy from your post. Open up and welcome the feel of my macro penis as I rape your butthole in a rude way. I will include my hot, dominant cum blast in the experience for you.
Somewhere else, broccoli headed homosexual.
Why bother telling anyone? Even if your taste is absolute dogshit, there are more than enough threads here for you.
I spend way more time on YT or with gayming but I sure as hell won't bother with the Cinemaphile shithole or any other gay e-celeb boards.
Who gives a shit if you’re welcome or not, don’t be such a fricking gay
If you come to an anonymous image board to feel welcome you’re missing the point
No one is welcome and so is everyone.
Making you not feel welcome is our way of welcoming you. I've never felt welcome here, and I've been here since 2005. This is a community of people that only have one thing in common: they are not welcome -- it is all we know.
I like zoomers and their energy but seriously why do you guys talk like morons? There’s a 24 year old at my work who says dead ass, cap, and low key in every other sentence. You guys realize that you just sound like middle school boys right? I honestly think this might be because of COVID and all these 19-21 year olds just stayed home watching steamers
I don't talk like that though. My friends do but I'm not like them, in more ways than just that. I mean, I'm on Cinemaphile for frick's sake. None of my friends know what it even is. I guess I'm an old soul or something. I honestly wish I was born at least a decade earlier.
>im not like all the other girls
>I like zoomers and their energy
>and their energy
>their energy
Have you seen zoomers? They have zero energy. They have literally been drinking energy drinks from a young age because of their lack of natural energy.
Energy in zoomer talk is synonymous with vibe
They talk like they’re Black folk. It’s embarrassing. Majority talk like that and it makes them insufferable.
Plenty don't. Always depends on the area.
Take the hint and frick off.
Take the hint and death-of-despair yourself yee yee ass boomer hahaha
>Cinemaphile is based unlike /misc/
Yeah.. we know bud
>bud
blud*
Zoomers have no need for escapist media, they can pretend they’re part of the lives of the cool kids directly. They don’t need vicarious experiences.
Millenials are fricking cringe. Im going to laugh when you nigggers hit retirement age because you wont even be able to afford being put in a nursing home. You b***hes will be living on the streets deadass ong fr fr.
You're going to the nursing home at least a decade before we do lmao
Ohio ass meme
zoomers aren't human
zoomers should be shot on sight. In minecraft.
Zoomer hate threads has gone too far on Cinemaphile. No other board has this mentality. Mods should start banning posters for ageism or something.
Zoomer here
I rather watch Road Warrior on repeat than any movie made today
“Virtue signaling” is a millennial thing though. Most zoomers are nihilistic edgelords besides a vocal minority of gays and they/them white girls on twitter
THIS. Just dumbass millennials doing the blame game. Like Gen Xers did with millennials.
>can't do a single act of charity without filming themselves for content
>protest at colleges for wars that have nothing to do with them
>not MY generation
Whatever you say zoomer
>can't do a single act of charity without filming themselves for content
That's a millennial invention
when are going to grow out of your "people younger than me dumb" phase
Pam is NOT mid.
zoomers all need to be executed
Zoomers don't watch movies. Its millennials that keep gobbling up all the woke slop.
example of virtue signalling
True... I tried to show my 15 year old nephew some of my favorite 80s and 90s movies and nothing really computed with him. These zoomers want marvelslop or movies that make them feel morally superior
>millenialcuck tries to revise history
have a nice day, homosexual.
I was just barely going into middle school when you millennial homosexuals were on tumblr talking about "microaggressions," and "trans folx," and "other kin," and "safe spaces," and all this other shit that is now currently a cancer on all forms of media.
And now here you are trying to pass the blame on us.
have a nice day. That way, you can maybe get rid of that student debt.
t.23 y/o zoomer CHAD
zoomer chad is an oxymoron
Bro "NPC Dialog" *skull emjoi*
ok