>zoomers can't even watch Oppenheimer
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Zoomers can't watch any movie without a Family Guy episode in one corner and Subway Surfers gameplay on the other side.
Literally me.
My brain is ruined.
most of them run purely on instant gratification, what did you expect?
Sloppenheimer
>ITT: fat, grey hair having old people
How's it feel knowing your at the "get off my lawn" age?
This lol. Every time I see these threads it's a bunch of 30 somethings just being mad they're old.
I disliked teenagers even when I was one. Shrug.
Good to not be a young moron, you’ll get there one day
I passed that and I went directly to fantasizing about facefricking her phase
I'm a zoomer with some grey hairs in my beard
>"lol you're old" is an insult
Nice to see you aren't planning on getting past 27 KEK
you're*
God I can’t wait to be an old man and not have to give a frick or have a filter about anything.
You could do that now but you're too much of a spineless pussy
Or you could lift and know how to fight and do the same without being some decrepit old homosexual. Hell you could do the same now if you weren’t scared or criticism from random ass normies.
>movie doesn't have a Minecraft parkour video or BeamNg video playing in the bottom half of the screen
Don't forget GTA 5.
Agreed. The movie was pretty entertaining till Trinity and the speech Oppenheimer gives after the nukes are dropped. It becomes a snoozefest from then and then picks up a bit towards the ending where he does the ultimate
>"MY LE BOMB LE KILLED PEOPLE" dead-eyed staring face
Reckon it would have been far more entertaining had they made a biopic on Feynman or Von Neumann.
>Reckon it would have been far more entertaining had they made a biopic on Feynman or Von Neumann.
Nah, Nolan should have just made a Chernobyl-style docudrama about the Manhattan Project, don't restrict it with a biopic of one scientist.
I’m 35 and that movie was a fricking slog. It’s the film equivalent of a bloated book people read to feel smart, but they never really actually enjoyed it. Nolan had to insert random sex scenes to try to make it more engaging, but it was still garbage.
This 2bh f-a-m. It's not just zoomers who can't sit through this movie, I also struggled and thought about leaving . I sat through Tenet and that was painful to watch but it was way more engaging than Oppenheimer because it was right up Nolan's alley. He just can't do a 4 hour courtroom hearing.
When I was a teen I wanted to kill all the other moronic teens. Thank God some of them died in drink driving accidents. Too bad it couldn't have been more of them.
what race is that?
Aryan
White the only race that matters.
I forced myself to pay rapt attention all throughout Oppenheimer. She's not wrong. All the time dedicated to Oppenheimer's arduous security hearing and his petty drama with Strauss were incredibly dull and had zero stakes compared to the story of the Manhattan Project. Oppenheimer was a boring c**t outside of his work on the bomb and Cillian Murphy's performance was one-note (he basically makes the "MY LE BOMB LE KILLED PEOPLE" dead-eyed staring face in every scene).
Holy shit I thought you genderbent gahoole
True, I have ADHD and couldn't stand Sloppenheimer. Music is too loud and distracting, and as result I often found myself lost throughout the movie. But I can watch 4 hour films like Lawrence of Arabia just fine where the dialogue is clear and easy to follow
What did she expect? Iron Man will pop in and start quipping?
>board
Zoomer opinion discarded.
That's more a woman than a zoomer
They can't even spell, I wonder why
>board
Imagine she’s you best friend (platonic) and you to the movie with her. She’s clearly bored and keeps messing with you out of boredom. Eventually she says “he let me give you some toppinheimer” and starts forcefully unzipping your pants playing it off as a joke while she licks and kisses your dick mockingly before full on throating you shit passionately while rubbing her wet ass cookie through her spandex shorts.
homie was jerking so hard when he wrote this he misspelt half the words lmaoooo. Lowkey kino though, sounds hot as hell.
Keep going bro I’m rubbing my dick, gif her IG open and all
A bunch of ugly ass 30yo Cinemaphile incels rubbing their little shrimps to some 19yo zoomer’s IG pics is pretty pathetic ngl. Not even trying to some TikTok/twitter weirdo but y’all are some losers man get a wife or something.
That's because you're too pussy to talk to them, so it's easy for us to slide in there. Don't be mad homosexual, just learn to man up
TMI homosexual, glad you enjoy letting other men get you off b***h
ayo wtf why doesnt it jump to a new movie every 10 seconds?
I won't be watching this three hour abomination either.
cute
Well to be fair most teenagers were never all that interested in historical dramas.
This b***h is like a 22yo uni student I swear zoomers are all permanently stuck at 16.