Zoomers don’t know what it’s like to take a girl to a movie.
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Zoomers dont know what its like to take a girl to a movie.
Zoomers don’t know what it’s like to take a girl to a movie.
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Zoomers don’t know what it’s like to take a girl at all.
>go see movie
>she falls asleep 30 minutes in
Happened to me with ouatih. Then she waked up right at the flamethrower scene and nearly pissed herself laughing. If it were a date I would've left her there sleeping but we were together for years.
kek my ex slept through Kingdom of the crystal skull
Zoomers are fingering their girl at home while their parents are out instead of having to try to do it in a 70s cineplex
movies are terrible for dates unless you're already well into the relationship
As if you have a clue
i'd actually agree with this, unless you had dinner planned afterwards or something. beginner dates are for getting to know someone and you're literally sitting in silence for the entire movie in a theater
Unless it's a blind date you already at least kind of know the girl. You're probably going to get food or coffee or something after anyway, the movie gives you a shared experience and something to talk about.
it was weird because she pointed out it was a dirty movie to him outside and then she smiled and still went in. was it bad acting or did she just not expect it to be as bad as it was?
reminds me of when a girl would send me porn gifs from tumblr years ago and i thought it was really hot so i showed her adult gifs on here. the first one i clicked was Shakira twerking and someone edited to so it looked like a canned meat comes out of her ass. that relationship didn't last long
>this is a dirty movieeee......
its a dirty movie
>leaves immediately
it was literally a porno or something. It showed that even if he tries to be normal his creepiness leaks through and it pushes people away. He's too far gone
Why would I want to take a girl, they don't even have wieners
Zoomers don't know what it's like
Millennials don't know what it's like to take a girl to an erotic film in the theaters
taking a girl to a movie for a date is a shit idea, and it's rightfully died out
either you're making out the whole time, in which case it was a waste of money going to a movie if you aren't going to watch it, or you both watch the movie, in which case you barely talk and it was a pointless date
>t.
kek I don't think that homosexual has ever touched a girl
for a first date, yeah it's a shit idea.
>Zoomers don’t know what it’s like to take a girl to a movie.
I do unfortunately prostitute
Unless you're Chad, anything other than a coffee/something free is the wrong choice.
When I was 13 I used to go to my first girlfriends house and we'd watch pirated DVDs of LOST and make out and dry hump
Living the dream kiddo
My god Cybill was such a cutie
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maybe I'm just demoralized but why would I bring a girl to a date when she still has a leftover semen in her womb from guys she met on tinder or whatever
You wouldn't, because no girl is going on a date with you.
well I don't care if she's full of cum, see?
am I wrong though, are most girls not fricking around like rabbits while most guys sit at home with their dicks in their hand?
>well I don't care if she's full of cum, see?
You apparently do. Though it's not relevant, since you weren't getting a date in the first place.
I meant I don't care if there's no date if she's full of cum
>I meant I don't care if there's no date if she's full of cum
It's not relevant, since you aren't getting a date either way.
based on what, my standards? you don't even know me
I know you aren't getting dates.
that would imply I'm attempting to get dates, which I am not for the aforementioned reasons
There are good women out there. There are even good women on the apps. Stop throwing away your best years on sour grapes.
ban contraception and dating apps, level the playing field
You know that's not going to happen.
anything can happen if you want it hard enough
k gl
I think it's better for everyone if you just don't reproduce. Normally I'm against demoralization but in this case they might have a point.
based on what, that I have standards and want to be treated somewhat equally? how the frick is that not just even more demoralizing
have a nice day troony homosexuals
I mean yeah, you're literally imagining semen inside of women and telling yourself there's no point. I'd say the israelites have got you psychologically pinned for the count. At this rate you will never reproduce because you're defeating yourself before trying.
>I mean yeah, you're literally imagining semen inside of women and telling yourself there's no point.
Fricking kek
I made out with my first gf at a movie theater and she gave me a shitty handjob. We were 15.
I've never even held hands with a girl and I'm 24. They don't seem repulsed by me since they'll talk to me alone for hours without trying to get away so I don't know what the issue is
>I don't know what the issue is
You never made a move.
*Completely repulsed
>they'll talk to me alone for hours
You're the beta orbiter they dump their feelings on to as they continue to frick anyone but you. Stop being used.
So what do I do? I've tried being a c**t to women, being an beta orbiter, ignoring them, giving them a little attention but not too much and nothing seems to work. I've seen uglier guys get with better looking women than the ones I go after
Dunno your personality or what you look like. Only advice I can give you is it's okay to be the shoulder to cry on if you actually care about this person, but it's not going to get you laid, nor should it.
>t. guy with thousands of tinder matches
See
your issue is thinking about them as if they were different than you. they are you except moronic and you have to make decisions for them. since they're moronic they cannot be held accountable for anything so that's something you also have to consider.
I’m a zoomer and took a girl to see Happy Death Day when we were in High School. She got angry that I chuckled when the girl died
it's like handsome guys always got girls easier but we all had to run the same distance, you know, take them out first, buy them shit, commit
but because of dating apps and contraception now the handsome guys only have to run a yard while normal guys have to do 5 olympic laps and it's still not good enough
Millennial wizard and never even been on a date. Get on my level, normies.
I never did but I know exactly what it is like
>show up at her front door
>her father answers the door and glares at you for 5 uncomfortable minutes
>girl finally shows up and gets in car
>try to small talk but you are both really bad at it and the whole drive was just awkward
>get to the cinema
>trying to make small talk while getting tickets and snacks
>go into screen room with her
>it's a boring chick flick she really wanted to see
>sit in silence for two hours while she watches it
>film over
>didn't like it
>she liked it sort of
>at least you have something to talk about now
>you weren't really paying attention though
>drive her back home talking about boring film
>pull up at house
>awkward silence
>she finally says ok thanks bye
>you didn't make a move
>don't even walk her to the door because you are that awkward
>ask her out next week
>says that we should just be friends
>doesn't be friends with you or speaks to you again
>feel like a gimp and a moronic pussy
I took a Latina to a drive in theater in Tacoma and she blew me in broad daylight
I saw the live action Aladdin with a Japanese girl.