Zoomers have no idea who this is.
>the greatest auteur ever in cinema is now completely unknown
my class room all looked at me like I was insane. no one heard of him
Zoomers have no idea who this is. >the greatest auteur ever in cinema is now completely unknown
>Dude what if birds but...evil?!
>Dude what if a motel but...evil?!
>Dude what if voyeurism but...evil?!
Yeah what an "auteur" - truly "kino"
isnt he dude who shot himself at live tv
no, that's Jean Renoir
good, he was an abusive misogynist predator pig
Thought about him last night when I had two steaks for dinner.
RIP Cherchil
>the greatest auteur ever in cinema
says who?
Orson Welles called him out for being a hack and he was right.
welles was jealous, high IQ people cant stand when other high IQ people have figured out something that they couldnt
Welles was a massive homosexual
No, it was just common for filmmakers at the time to throw shit at each other. He has said worse about better directors.
A pot calling the kettle black
Welles talked a lot of shit but a lot of it was in good fun. If the internet existed back then he would be shitposting constantly.
>blacklists an actress after she correctly observes he is overweight
What a pig
RIP John candy
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Stanley Kubrick is better than him. Sorry but cinema before 1960 is just dull snoozefest.
Kubrick is ultimately a postmodernist. You need all kinds of context to understand his films. With Hitchwiener, you could show his films to a dog, to an indian, to an ultra advanced alien, and they will love the movie. He is the only filmmaker, other than Steven Spielberg, to have turned mass entertainment into high art.
Let's not forget Hitchwiener's scholar Truffaut. If you want to see his direct homage to Hitch, watch The Soft Skin, it's absolutely fantastic. It's takes a textual wrap of a regular Hitchwiener feature and fills it simultaneoulsy with Balzacian sardonicism of human comedy and almost cyberpunk aesthetisation of technology and its substitution of identity
> Kubrick is ultimately a postmodernist. You need all kinds of context to understand his films
That’s not what postmodernism is and no, you don’t need all kids of contexts. Every cinephile from around the world loves or has loved a clockwork orange. From russians, mexicans, italians, japanese, etc. I’ve seen all sorts of people liking it.
NTA but I'd still say he fits postmodernist depending on the kino
What about 2001: A Space Odyssey.
>Kubrick is ultimately a postmodernist
Wow, I'd ask you to name literally one thing that's postmodernist about Kubrick but then I realised you probably learned that word last week.
He makes films after the moderns
Seems that you don't understand the word, or you don't understand, that a man cannot make art outside of the movements of his era. Kubrick's films are dripping with cynical political undertones about history, politics, technology and mankind. Even Barry Lyndon is far away from a period piece as can be, it is actually a postmodern period piece, not about the 1700s, but about 20th century excess, ennui, and detachment.
I'm a zoomer and I've seen these from him
>Rope
>Vertigo
>North By Northwest
>Dial M for Murder
>Rear Window
>The Birds
>Psycho
>Frenzy
Want an award, you wienersucking twink?
The chud lashes out when you discuss film on Cinemaphile
dickBUTT
hitchwiener
>my class room all looked at me like I was insane. no one heard of him
probably for the best
Of course I know who Martin Scorsese is
>my classroom
Either OP did a presentation of him in school or he’s a moron that went to college for film study either way he’s probably the kid everyone says will shoot up the school
is that the guy who walks into a silloute of himself why that gay ass song plays? always hated him and that stupid show when it came on Nick at Nite when i was a kid! frick that guy
yeah this dumb shit even as a little kid i had a visceral reaction to this and wanted to smash the tv everytime it came on after my cartoon shows were over
>the greatest auteur ever in cinema
He was literally mostly making book adaptations, anon. He's a lot of things, but certainly not a great auteur.
Hitchwiener Presents is one of my favourite shows ever
Really fun to watch! And so many big names in it - Steve McQueen, Leslie Nielsen, Shatner etc
>t. truffaut