>doesn't into Cinemaphile
Young men can pull this off very easily, like long hair. Same with loose suits, untied boots, unkempt hairstyles, etc. >inb4 you prove how manly you are
>Morbiusposting gets traction, based solely off of how shit the very concept is >the joke is that no one actually wants to go see it >marketers for Minions see this and decide to copy it artificially, but make it so the joke is that you DO go to see it >it works
Honestly can't blame them tbh, meme advertising is the way of the future
It's scary that i can't tell if these tik tok zoomers are some 200 iq marketing technique. sure zoomers will do anything for views on tik tok but to see IMDB out of every site filled with ironic, upvoted reviews is alarming
ngl sounds unfathomably based, even I might go to watch it.
am taking my kids to see it this weekend. they have been asking to go back to the theater for a long time but everything playing was dogshit. this one seems harmless without subversive globohomosexual and minority worshipping slotted in
>Doesn't have sex >Doesn't have a wife or gf >Doesn't have kids >Assumes everyone who does have any of this can't hate globohomosexual
None of these things are that hard to get, you are just that fricking pathetic
that will never be you
stick to posting memes on twitter and facebook meme pages, brownskin
It still revolves around conspicuous consumption so it's completely culturally soulless
I think it's funny thou
Seriously is this not the gaygiest generation. you just cannot deny it
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Yeah this proper clothing shit is so gay, why can't they dress like emos like us based millenials?
>I'm sure emo and 80's glam rock dudes looked like gays to the older generations.
They were gays, that's why you don't conform to the social norms of your generation or you might end up getting groomed on discord and have a broccoli haircut
You only think it’s cringe because it’s a "normie" movie/meme you don’t personally like. If they were all dressed up as CIA or Sneed this board would think it’s heckin epic.
wrong
That was cringe too. The only people that would be praising it and did were the cancerous meme hustlers that came here after seeing bane cancer on twitter/facebook. And now they're in this thread praising this marketing meme
what a desperate and pathetic marketing strategy this is >l-look people on the internet this is totally the next morbius 😀 isn't that as you say, epic???
>skate shoes >brown shoes with black pants >poorly hemmed pants with full break >belt with suspenders
none of the guys in OP's pic know what they're doing
left to right: >al: rich kid, funds the team >rakesh: autistic indian supergenius >jamal: master lockpicker, has broken into innumerable homes, never detected, hence the nickname "black shadow" >alfonso rodriguez maria ramirez benicio iglesias: unparalleled in the mastery of the switchknife, has stabbed to death all foolish enough to be boyfriends with his sister >dwight: anime expert of the team >bill: will become a lawyer, possibly even the next US president, wipes his ass with your morals >david: israelite, betrays the team later on >jet: musician, plays bass, everyone else often forgets he's even part of the team >bob: idiot of the group, dumb but funny and loyal
>implying that you couldn't be friends with a white person who was into tekken >implying this is somehow worth subsidizing third worlders to outbreed you in your own country
>implying that you couldn't be friends with a white person who was into tekken >implying this is somehow worth subsidizing third worlders to outbreed you in your own country
Anon, did you hang out with kids in your high school or are you assuming everyone also kept to themselves? I have no idea what State you’d have to live in for that not to be common
Excuse me, but I self identify as an anthropomorphic wolf and you posting this is heavily offensive to me. Please delete it now or I will be forced to contact one of the moderators of this board and have it forcefully removed.
Dude, my old crew in high school had an Aryan pureblood Hitler youth poster boy, me (Italian-American Jackie Junior clone), a half Portarican half Polack who failed Spanish class twice, a Chinaman who was the whitest guy you'd ever meet, 2 very racist WASP rich kids with porches, and our girls ranged from Mayflower descendants to Cuban-Asian-Irish mutts to unironic white trash. My girlfriend was the most israeli israeliteess to ever israelite with perfect boobs. Perfect.
We had every race and mixture of races except for the blacks and pajeets.
it's sad but I'm 33 and have more in common with the eastern euro and Asian/Indians than I do with my 'fellow brits'. they're either jack-the-lad deanos or shitlib NPCs. I just have nothing to bond with them over.
I think growing up on memes capeshit and other millenial nostalgia bait absolutely fricking ruined us.
It's either some zoomies who take it way too seriously to the point where twitter/reddit politics is there personality or absolute shitheads where everything is just ironic shitting.
Why the frick did you do this to us millennial anons? How could you let this happen?
we didn't do anything your parents put smartphones and tablets in your hands when you were still fetuses. Millennials have a bad enough problem with web/tech addiction and having it form a large chunk of their personality.
What your Gen X parents did to you was one of the greatest human rights disasters of all time.
It's fricked
Everyone's life is like a giant sns feed where everything revolves around internet trends. If you don't follow the current new internet thing you can't have a conversation.
How the frick am I supposed to live like this.
Here's a thing - these kids say they're saying it uronically, but in reality they're like 16 and grew up with those films, so they actually wanna see it
Imagine turning down free money. That said I do see a lot of these kids recording for their social media while in the theater and that probably makes them upset
this is some fat chud incel working at some shithole flexing what influence he has to make the world just that little bit more miserable so maybe one day he'll feel like everything is ok and he fits in
Good point but not here. It'll turn into zuckbook and there's threads for that anyway. The PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS and jannies let the place go to shit. We must hold the line.
Nah it was just part of our aesthetic, kind of based around anime depictions of overworked Japanese businessmen always being nicely dressed. Not sure why that's what people identified with but it just kind of was
>Project Chanology was just as cringe as what these Zoomers are doing.
No, because scientology is a worthwhile grift to frick with that has fricked a lot of people's lives.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Chanology was the begining of the end of Cinemaphile. I was there, I even made memes about it and I regret it. It was taken by people who decided anon was a real political movement and made it very gay
2 years ago
Ty Dolla $ign
>It was taken by people who decided anon was a real political movement and made it very gay
They got trump elected a decade later.
he wasn't here and only knows about it through what youshit videos have told him
and I can guarantee if he was, he would be crying for the mods to ban people calling them maskgays
2 years ago
Anonymous
You illiterate Black person I was pointing out that they both wore suits. You will never be an oldgay moron keep projecting.
>the creation of new meme culture
based israelite sponsored meme "culture". how many le clown world frog posts did you make on twitter when WB was shilling joker?
wendys tweets are based!!
Cinemaphile doesnt do fun stuff for the sake of fun, they shoot groceries stores or organize psyops like "It's okay to be white" now. Been like this since the late 2010s but the nazi undercurrent was always boiling under the surface.
>Been like this since the 2010's
Before that we bullied teenagers to suicide, collected cp, and engaged in etc hacking homosexualry. You're an idiot on so many levels it hurts. The 2010's were filled with fun times, but then people like you complaining about "muh nazis" showed up and started ruining all the fun.
You realize this format is the same kind of cancer? This shit didn't begin with wojak or pepe, rage comics and lazy homosexuals who don't know the basics of ms paint were the original cancer that started this. You are the exact same kind of annoying, lazy Black person as wojak spammers
>This shit didn't begin with wojak or pepe, rage comics and lazy homosexuals who don't know the basics of ms paint were the original cancer that started this.
So... does that mean I can post a 2007-era meme like a trollface?
I see it as young guys wanting to dress up smartly for once, veiled under a thin guise of half-serious irony, and doing something that's for just them, the boys, and going out and doing it. Based.
I went to the beach in a suit the other day. I had to kill some time after work and the office is only 15 minutes away from the beach so I decided to go. To my surprise there were a couple dozen middle aged men in suits at the beach too. Probably guys from offices taking a break.
That phase where you still like children's movies but should be getting into movies for adults must be weird now that they don't make movies for adults anymore.
I know every generation frowns on the one that comes after it but I don't think any generations has thought the next was such a bunch of homosexual dweebs
I know every generation frowns on the one that comes after it but I don't think any generations has thought the next was such a bunch of homosexual dweebs
Yeah this proper clothing shit is so gay, why can't they dress like emos like us based millenials?
I know every generation frowns on the one that comes after it but I don't think any generations has thought the next was such a bunch of homosexual dweebs
I'm sure emo and 80's glam rock dudes looked like gays to the older generations.
>I'm sure emo and 80's glam rock dudes looked like gays to the older generations.
They were gays, that's why you don't conform to the social norms of your generation or you might end up getting groomed on discord and have a broccoli haircut
They were deliberately being non-conformist and dressing like gays to make a point.
What point are Zoomers making when they dress up just like their corporate overlords want?
>corporate overlords want you to wear suits
You are out of touch old man. Go put on your levi's TM to the nearest pride march to show how much of a true rebel you are
I think it started organically but there is no doubt that whoever is in charge of marketing this movie has jumped on the occasion and started coopting it, thus rendering the trend soulless
Millennial seethe in this thread because they have never had fun in their lives
they're dressed exactly like how we use to before games. and the fact that it's almost all white with the one token brown kid just makes it seem legit to me
It's a win win regardless, it's funny if they are actually doing it and breaking Hollywood marketing algorithms, and it's funny if they are just being influenced by tiktok marketers
>feeding the industry in a lolsoironic way
millennials been doing it for a while, sounds like zoomers tryna hop on the newest old trend just like how they did with 90s aesthetics and so on. the capital always wins.
if y'all incels who post redpill and pol shit in here all day dress like any of the white dudes in that pic then dont be surprised when u get mogged by homies simply cause u cant dress...
You what makes the 90's kids and teens cool? Old people, and people with mid life crises want to hang around more kids and teens. Some most likely were pedos or wanted to feel young. And the reason for that is because we always had fun. But when I look at this with an older vision, this makes me cringe hard. This just looks really embarrassing. And gay. Also being ironic isn't cool. It's very Reddit and such a fricking turn off. Can't wait for the Rick and Morty movie to come out soon so they do the same shit again.
zoomers have no "culture"
their internet memes are all corporate sponsered
the "aesthetic" they go for(currently) is from corporate early 2000s mtv awards and nothing like what teens were during that period
the way they wish to be(mid90s, kids, etc) is poor imitation of millennials and late gen x teens. a very sad state as even the oldest generation a are falling into this death trap
i can guarantee within 5-6 years we'll see a resurgence of the ironic (or post ironic?) late 2010s hipsterism with these morons. and once again the aging millennials in this thread calling these kids based now will say the same about them then.
>Zoomers have no culture >Proceeds to describe culture from a purely consumeristic and materialistic basic
Frick off brainlet, no one wants to be a kid from the 90's that's your own personal sense of nostalgia. The latest generation is just like every generation before it, you just happen to be tasteless, uncultured dipshit who is completely out of touch with the newest generation. People like you are out of touch with the young mainly because you were never in touch with your own generation. It's pathetic. Shut up.
The point still stands that it is heavily offensive to me and others that identify as anthropomorphic animals. Last chance before I contact one of the mods and have you banned from this subreddit.
>boomer dad loves minions completely unironically, just really enjoys them and thinks they are funny >went to see this movie 2 days ago >says he was sitting at the back of the Cinema when a bunch of young kids came in 'dressed all posh' and sat in the row in front of him >says he was trying to enjoy the film but the zoomers kept making obnoxious minion noises, which he said 'didn't even sound like the bloodeh minions' and he couldn't hear the film >said he started laughing at a gag where a minion tries to break a plank of wood with his head and can't do it, and the zoomers heard then got up, turned to him and started headbutting the back of their chairs and making minion noises >was too intimidated to enjoy the movie
I guess it would be somewhat fun if it was a friend group doing it by themselves, but following some wide internet trend (that's also very obviously a marketing campaign) makes it weird and cringy, sort of like that one sperg in highschool who yelled out memes to be "funny".
>mom, can we go buy a suit? me and my friends are memeing tonight
>watch over wristbone
Kek
Just buy one from Goodwill for 7 dollars.
>doesn't into Cinemaphile
Young men can pull this off very easily, like long hair. Same with loose suits, untied boots, unkempt hairstyles, etc.
>inb4 you prove how manly you are
Long hair is for troons and homeless people.
Long hair was the peak 80's style you fricking zoomer. Holy shit you've lost all sense of masculinity from your corporate overlords
Troon COPE. Grow out your hair to your ass and brush it all pretty like, just like a masculine man lmao
This poster is the guy from the movies that bullies but is secretly also gay. He can't tell that he thinks about gay sex all the time kek
you are not fricking conan lol
Me? Oh, so that's where the goalposts moved to? You aren't good at thinking about anything other than muhtroons kek
Jesus had long hair. jesus is trans confirmed?
No, he was homeless.
Real.
fricking zoomers singlehandendly upped the price of suits in my area
zoomers?
This was straight up hollywood marketing via TikTok, friend.
>Morbiusposting gets traction, based solely off of how shit the very concept is
>the joke is that no one actually wants to go see it
>marketers for Minions see this and decide to copy it artificially, but make it so the joke is that you DO go to see it
>it works
Honestly can't blame them tbh, meme advertising is the way of the future
It's scary that i can't tell if these tik tok zoomers are some 200 iq marketing technique. sure zoomers will do anything for views on tik tok but to see IMDB out of every site filled with ironic, upvoted reviews is alarming
Those are gen alpha, you silent generation
The oldest of gen alpha are in kindergarten.
Absolutely wrong, you brainlet silent generation.
cringe shouldve just wait for the ripped torrent
>Torrent
Cringe
A more successful meme raid then Area 51
>I'M GONNA CONSOOOOM
Pretty cringe tbh, but one of the more based things zoomers have done
These guys make millennials look gay as frick
>dabs on Pozz Lightyear
insanely based
>My favorite billion dollar corporation makes more millions than another billion dollar corporation
have a nice day
>wholesome entertainment makes more money than israelite propaganda
all is well
There's a trans minion and gay kissing in it.
wrong
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST VOTE WITH YOUR DOLLAR
seethe on lightcuck
am taking my kids to see it this weekend. they have been asking to go back to the theater for a long time but everything playing was dogshit. this one seems harmless without subversive globohomosexual and minority worshipping slotted in
you dont have kids you creepy frick
>Doesn't have sex
>Doesn't have a wife or gf
>Doesn't have kids
>Assumes everyone who does have any of this can't hate globohomosexual
None of these things are that hard to get, you are just that fricking pathetic
LMAO so mad finish high school loser you creep women out you incel dork
Can you project any harder lmao
seeeething XD
>dork
Wow, you're a gay.
lmao so mad over the word dork kek what a israelite
>israelite
Woah there, don't use such offensive terminology.
>canes
are they larping as old italian mafiosos or street pimps?
He jist means they're all vaccinated
>the average Cinemaphile users
I watch for she
Holy frick, do burgers still wear face masks in public spaces?
Yes. I ain't catching aids from your cracker asses.
But you're black.
Uh, yeah? I got a mirror. Thanks.
you know, the way things are going with joe biden, its probably true
the tips fedora is strong here
nuke America
I wish I had friends, so I could do funny shit like this.
same
Good time with the lads.
ngl sounds unfathomably based, even I might go to watch it.
This stunt also made me want to watch the movie.
don't forget to wear a fancy suit
t. zoom
Less colorful dandies maybe?
Except Morbius was a massive flop. It's just a popular franchise.
>Look, Mom! We're memeing!!
>We're memeing so damn HARD!
Typical zoomers, never been sincere about anything for a day in their lives.
cringe
cheer up
Based zoomer in the polo and shorts showing up just to ruin the gay astroturfed corporate meme group picture for the rest of them.
You only think it’s cringe because it’s a "normie" movie/meme you don’t personally like. If they were all dressed up as CIA or Sneed this board would think it’s heckin epic.
wrong
That was cringe too. The only people that would be praising it and did were the cancerous meme hustlers that came here after seeing bane cancer on twitter/facebook. And now they're in this thread praising this marketing meme
what a desperate and pathetic marketing strategy this is
>l-look people on the internet this is totally the next morbius 😀 isn't that as you say, epic???
>skate shoes
>brown shoes with black pants
>poorly hemmed pants with full break
>belt with suspenders
none of the guys in OP's pic know what they're doing
>skate shoes
this is what triggers my autism the most
left to right:
>al: rich kid, funds the team
>rakesh: autistic indian supergenius
>jamal: master lockpicker, has broken into innumerable homes, never detected, hence the nickname "black shadow"
>alfonso rodriguez maria ramirez benicio iglesias: unparalleled in the mastery of the switchknife, has stabbed to death all foolish enough to be boyfriends with his sister
>dwight: anime expert of the team
>bill: will become a lawyer, possibly even the next US president, wipes his ass with your morals
>david: israelite, betrays the team later on
>jet: musician, plays bass, everyone else often forgets he's even part of the team
>bob: idiot of the group, dumb but funny and loyal
tl;dr
Cringe
>white zoomers unironically hang out with nigs, pajeets, and hispanics now
Its better that way, we don't need them here
This is a racism-free board. Go back to your containment board.
back to twitter, tourist
I did too in highschool, they were called wide receivers and running backs
>wide receiver
Sounds like your mum.
>wide receivers and running backs
peculiar
Our running backs were either tall white guys or natives while the blacks played a solid defense
bussin
You have to clique up for protection. And whites can't hang together or they'll be called Nazis.
>white anon unironically goes in Roberto's kinoplex
i have more in common with a random black guy who goes to my local tekken tournaments than some random hillbilly from missouri
>implying that you couldn't be friends with a white person who was into tekken
>implying this is somehow worth subsidizing third worlders to outbreed you in your own country
What a pathetic existence this person must live.
What gets me is how lazy the
types are
i don't have anything in common with either
i'm 30, no one in my high school would've hung out with smelly subhumans
touch grass
ok zoomer
have sex you horrible little virgin
Nobody asked the opinion of some racist urban wokeneck
Why are you so racist?
they're friends ffs
It's the kind of whites who would wear a suit and watch a children's movie.
As opposed to the Whites who don't own suits and stay home to complain about children's movies.
I'm wearing a bespoke three-piece suit while shit talking this film on Cinemaphile right now
Post cufflinks
>now
zoomer, racial harmony was much higher in the past
>now
Anon, just because you didn’t have friends in high school doesn’t mean the other kids weren’t mingling
Anon, did you hang out with kids in your high school or are you assuming everyone also kept to themselves? I have no idea what State you’d have to live in for that not to be common
in canada, there were no smelly subhumans at my school
Canada too, Ottawa; super common there
People who go outside and have friends aren't epic white nationalists anon
whites only develop a racial conscious when they start paying taxes
tell me you dont have friends without telling me you dont have friends
That's the racial makeup of the average school in most urban cities in NA.
Yep zoomers are obsessed with black culture. Fine me a zoomer that DOESN'T listen to rap or watch the NBA
>Yep zoomers are obsessed with black culture. Fine me a zoomer that DOESN'T listen to rap or watch the NBA
> just zoomers
You're ignoring 100 years
It's on a different level. Wiggers might legitimately be a majority now.
the races getting along with one another and treating each other as friends and equals is exactly what the israelites don't want to happen
>oh no the goyim are intermingling and creating la goblina and el atrocidad how terrible
its beautiful, unironically, literally beautiful. It makes me have hope for the future.
They'll interlink their genes.
Imagine being a bitter friendless loser like you.
lmao at all the mutts seething at this post, you love to see it
zoomer here
I hang out with all races
If you are not a weirdo!
You mad? XD
Excuse me, but I self identify as an anthropomorphic wolf and you posting this is heavily offensive to me. Please delete it now or I will be forced to contact one of the moderators of this board and have it forcefully removed.
homie wtf
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
Dude, my old crew in high school had an Aryan pureblood Hitler youth poster boy, me (Italian-American Jackie Junior clone), a half Portarican half Polack who failed Spanish class twice, a Chinaman who was the whitest guy you'd ever meet, 2 very racist WASP rich kids with porches, and our girls ranged from Mayflower descendants to Cuban-Asian-Irish mutts to unironic white trash. My girlfriend was the most israeli israeliteess to ever israelite with perfect boobs. Perfect.
We had every race and mixture of races except for the blacks and pajeets.
Touch grass.
And you're most likely friendless yourself.
OP pic is more diverse than the average leftist meetup.
it's sad but I'm 33 and have more in common with the eastern euro and Asian/Indians than I do with my 'fellow brits'. they're either jack-the-lad deanos or shitlib NPCs. I just have nothing to bond with them over.
You're the loser here lol. Your friends are anonymous on Cinemaphile lmfao
Despicable Me has always been a popular and successful franchise. Minions 1 literally made a billion dollars lmao
Zoomer humour is so fricking weird
it's quote unquote "mid", but whats really cringe is watching the aging redditors and bane tourists here say it's based
It's cringe but I'll admit, it made me chuckle as well
I think growing up on memes capeshit and other millenial nostalgia bait absolutely fricking ruined us.
It's either some zoomies who take it way too seriously to the point where twitter/reddit politics is there personality or absolute shitheads where everything is just ironic shitting.
Why the frick did you do this to us millennial anons? How could you let this happen?
You're all gay kys
Zoomers, boomers,millienials
the real issue is you're mutts
we didn't do anything your parents put smartphones and tablets in your hands when you were still fetuses. Millennials have a bad enough problem with web/tech addiction and having it form a large chunk of their personality.
What your Gen X parents did to you was one of the greatest human rights disasters of all time.
It's fricked
Everyone's life is like a giant sns feed where everything revolves around internet trends. If you don't follow the current new internet thing you can't have a conversation.
How the frick am I supposed to live like this.
Here's a thing - these kids say they're saying it uronically, but in reality they're like 16 and grew up with those films, so they actually wanna see it
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl1736214017/?ref_=bo_hm_rd
already overtook lightyear at the box office
Oh no zoomerbros we were outed
its literally just zoomers politely sitting in a row
>STOP HAVING FUN
>WHAT ABOUT ROE V WADE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
crying about service when all ppl did was dress up for the theater back then
>england
>fun is illegal
Imagine turning down free money. That said I do see a lot of these kids recording for their social media while in the theater and that probably makes them upset
This is Disney paying the theater off because no one saw lightqueer
this is some fat chud incel working at some shithole flexing what influence he has to make the world just that little bit more miserable so maybe one day he'll feel like everything is ok and he fits in
I wouldn't be surprised if just 5 minutes before this was shot they typed all that up and stuck it on the glass to be funny
Disney is malding
>distrubances
NO. FUN. ALLOWED.
It's because these kids keep taking pictures of spoilers like pic related
They got too wienery bros
NOOO STOP WATCHING MINIONS AND SEE OUR EMPOWERING LIGHTQUEER!
*sigh* this is such toxic masculinity.... we lost our rights and they don't read the fricking room
30 year old boomers are so salty
Millennial seethe in this thread because they have never had fun in their lives
that will never be you
stick to posting memes on twitter and facebook meme pages, brownskin
wish i was that young and did this moronic shit, looks fun and silly which is the kind of fun young men always do and need in their lives.
why do polchuds in their 20s always speak like they are some white amerimutt old fart in their 50s?
I don't get the joke? Whats so funny about dressing up for a movie? Is it the fact that its a childrens movie?
Sometimes its funny to over-dress for some mundane activity if you know you will be seen.
Sometimes.
blue suit homie mogging everyone
If you ignore the shoes, absolutely
i dont get the joke
isnt it a kids movie
>zoomers
https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1542875246105092096?s=21&t=-V2f_fyEycgpBtbwxKTKzA
>literally one child in an ocean of teens and young adults
shes pretty cute
does anyone know her IG?
https://instagram.com/officialchrishansen?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
imagine bringing a child to see a childrens film in 2022
Kids today just stick to being glued on a phone 24/7.
No cartoon in the last 10 years has been made with children as it's intended audience.
I know man. I admit I had to hold back cryin' like a b***h homie at this scene. Thank god my homes weren't around.
Jannies seething.
Fake news. Theaters don’t allow outside food. Am I supposed to believe they’re selling bananas at the concession stand?
I smuggle food into the theatre every single time I go
>Theaters don’t allow outside food
Please. I sneak liquor and McDonald's food all the time.
Just bring your own food in a bag, its not like they frisking you at an airport
>THEY WERE THROWING BANANAS AT PEOPLE
>no banana on sight in the entire video
2008 Cinemaphile would be doing shit like this all the time. Tired millenial doomers are too jaded to take part in the creation of new meme culture.
My generation > you're generation
It still revolves around conspicuous consumption so it's completely culturally soulless
I think it's funny thou
This, comrade. Capitalism is always cringe.
I was the anon you were replying to and your reply was peak cringe. In the future, don't.
2008 Cinemaphile was before literal Tumblr posters infiltrated every facet of mainstream media
This is the real life version of the habbo hotel raids
>Cinemaphile raids a silly virtual chatroom
>zoomers raid actual theaters with actual fancy suits
Oh no no Cinemaphilebros we got too wienery...
/b/tards wore suits to scientology protests too so again it's like poetry, these things rhyme, every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one
>/b/tards wore suits to scientology protests
Really? I thought it was specifically for the closure of pools?
Suits were a common motif back then
Don't reply to tripgays or namegays, newbie.
>doesn't anonymize everyone
yeah okay man
Good point but not here. It'll turn into zuckbook and there's threads for that anyway. The PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS and jannies let the place go to shit. We must hold the line.
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Nah it was just part of our aesthetic, kind of based around anime depictions of overworked Japanese businessmen always being nicely dressed. Not sure why that's what people identified with but it just kind of was
Project Chanology was just as cringe as what these Zoomers are doing.
What's your point?
>Project Chanology was just as cringe as what these Zoomers are doing.
No, because scientology is a worthwhile grift to frick with that has fricked a lot of people's lives.
Chanology was the begining of the end of Cinemaphile. I was there, I even made memes about it and I regret it. It was taken by people who decided anon was a real political movement and made it very gay
>It was taken by people who decided anon was a real political movement and made it very gay
They got trump elected a decade later.
he wasn't here and only knows about it through what youshit videos have told him
and I can guarantee if he was, he would be crying for the mods to ban people calling them maskgays
You illiterate Black person I was pointing out that they both wore suits. You will never be an oldgay moron keep projecting.
It was the cringe of it's day. It's the reason we started dogpiling on atheists because they made themselves such easy targets
This, these homosexuals are all just jaded. Most of them aren't even oldgays, just newbies with a false impression of the old days.
Since when was Cinemaphile explicitly anti-capitalist you fricking newbie.
>the creation of new meme culture
based israelite sponsored meme "culture". how many le clown world frog posts did you make on twitter when WB was shilling joker?
wendys tweets are based!!
NO FUN ALLOWED
>spongebob
Why do zoomers like kids cartoons so much?
Cinemaphile doesnt do fun stuff for the sake of fun, they shoot groceries stores or organize psyops like "It's okay to be white" now. Been like this since the late 2010s but the nazi undercurrent was always boiling under the surface.
>Been like this since the 2010's
Before that we bullied teenagers to suicide, collected cp, and engaged in etc hacking homosexualry. You're an idiot on so many levels it hurts. The 2010's were filled with fun times, but then people like you complaining about "muh nazis" showed up and started ruining all the fun.
>oomer lingo
You realize this format is the same kind of cancer? This shit didn't begin with wojak or pepe, rage comics and lazy homosexuals who don't know the basics of ms paint were the original cancer that started this. You are the exact same kind of annoying, lazy Black person as wojak spammers
>This shit didn't begin with wojak or pepe, rage comics and lazy homosexuals who don't know the basics of ms paint were the original cancer that started this.
So... does that mean I can post a 2007-era meme like a trollface?
Tripgays due first on the day of the rope
kys Black person
Pathetic.
>thinks there will ever be a DotR or can tie a noose
homie you can't even tie your shoes. Frick outta 'ere
These homies forgot they were running around posting up in front of Scientology churches in fawkes masks once
>Tired millenial doomers are too jaded to take part in the creation of new meme culture.
Do they need a 2016-esqe renaissance??
2008 Chan would just mix ammonia and bleach in the teather and frick right off
maybe some bomb prank call during the middle of the movie
or some anon taking a big steamy turd on his seat with zomg lol "X_X" we r anomalous caption
100% based, homies and white bois put aside their differences to watch art together is what we need in this world
>tfw no friends to partake in tom foolery with
I see it as young guys wanting to dress up smartly for once, veiled under a thin guise of half-serious irony, and doing something that's for just them, the boys, and going out and doing it. Based.
I went to the beach in a suit the other day. I had to kill some time after work and the office is only 15 minutes away from the beach so I decided to go. To my surprise there were a couple dozen middle aged men in suits at the beach too. Probably guys from offices taking a break.
Where are their girlfriends?
>bringing your GF to hangouts with the boys
To the direct left and right of the minion sign, can't you see the bussy?
Seething at home
>NO FUN ALLOWED
That phase where you still like children's movies but should be getting into movies for adults must be weird now that they don't make movies for adults anymore.
at least it's not forced like morbius. These kids were like 6 or 7 when the first Despicable Me came out 12 YEARS AGO
Seriously is this not the gaygiest generation. you just cannot deny it
I know every generation frowns on the one that comes after it but I don't think any generations has thought the next was such a bunch of homosexual dweebs
I am a millenial and I think Gen Z is the superior generation. Millenials are a bunch of homosexuals.
Yeah this proper clothing shit is so gay, why can't they dress like emos like us based millenials?
you think these gayets are going to be wearing suits at times it's not required by meme?
I'm sure emo and 80's glam rock dudes looked like gays to the older generations.
>I'm sure emo and 80's glam rock dudes looked like gays to the older generations.
They were gays, that's why you don't conform to the social norms of your generation or you might end up getting groomed on discord and have a broccoli haircut
>wearing a traditional suit is how you get groomed into being a gay
Its the opposite.
They were deliberately being non-conformist and dressing like gays to make a point.
What point are Zoomers making when they dress up just like their corporate overlords want?
Their "overlords" have been saying masculinity is "toxic" and should be frowned upon.
Conflating SJW Rhetoric with Corpo pandering to that rhetoric is the sign of a brainlet.
And you're defending an ironic display of masculinity because... ? They're watching a children's movie and making a mockery of men.
>corporate overlords want you to wear suits
You are out of touch old man. Go put on your levi's TM to the nearest pride march to show how much of a true rebel you are
>Music industry isn't "corporate overlords"
Bro even in the 80s people called hair metal for gays. It didn't last long anyway.
Glam rockers were absolutely called gays back in the day.
Only 2 people are actually Cinemaphile here
This is Black Panther for zoomers
>Yeah this proper clothing shit is so gay, why can't they dress like emos like us based millenials?
>/misc/ meeting
How is this any different from when people started throwing spoons at showings of The Room? Every generation has this
Nobody wanted to see The Room, this may disturb families who actually wanted to watch this unironically.
Zoomers really are the worst
>this may disturb families who actually wanted to watch this!
"No horseplay!"
It wasn't dreamed up by some social media marketing agent.
*Sigh* if they really wanted to be manly, they should have dressed up in skirts and saw lightyear just like 80's bros would have
Just young blood having fun.
These are just psyop experiments and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Morbius meme had to be a psyop. It was so unfunny and forced.
I think it started organically but there is no doubt that whoever is in charge of marketing this movie has jumped on the occasion and started coopting it, thus rendering the trend soulless
>ticket for minions: rise of gru, please
*Sigh* and that was a psyop too... To get people to play the game... Capitalism is cringe
>game
kys newbie
The black kids are the only ones with legit style smdh fr.
>zoomers
>ironic
>based
>cringe
Damn, I guess I really did grow up, I hate memes now, it's all soulless propaganda.
>blacks hanging with a pajeet
Nope, simply staged and a marketing tactic.
It is a marketing tactic but they aren't friends
this is the only one I feel is real
they're dressed exactly like how we use to before games. and the fact that it's almost all white with the one token brown kid just makes it seem legit to me
It's a win win regardless, it's funny if they are actually doing it and breaking Hollywood marketing algorithms, and it's funny if they are just being influenced by tiktok marketers
>people getting stupider is a win/win
Yes.
holy cope
>feeding the industry in a lolsoironic way
millennials been doing it for a while, sounds like zoomers tryna hop on the newest old trend just like how they did with 90s aesthetics and so on. the capital always wins.
It's a fricking kids movie you pretentious moron
Reminds me of Habbo/V for Vendetta Anonymous 2006-08 Cinemaphile meetups
Im ok with this
God bless, zoomers
Why is this worthy of any discussion? Me and my 20 bros dressed up as ninjas (of the south pacific) when the first Pirates of the Caribbean came out.
Unironicalaly half of it was just to shit on Lightyear
if y'all incels who post redpill and pol shit in here all day dress like any of the white dudes in that pic then dont be surprised when u get mogged by homies simply cause u cant dress...
There are Black people in OPs picture lol. You’re obsessed with race.
cracker cope, learn to dress
I want that duck cane.
Suits are so fricking stupid I swear
You what makes the 90's kids and teens cool? Old people, and people with mid life crises want to hang around more kids and teens. Some most likely were pedos or wanted to feel young. And the reason for that is because we always had fun. But when I look at this with an older vision, this makes me cringe hard. This just looks really embarrassing. And gay. Also being ironic isn't cool. It's very Reddit and such a fricking turn off. Can't wait for the Rick and Morty movie to come out soon so they do the same shit again.
Want to know how I know you're a cringelord everyone hates to be around irl?
Let them have fun. It's a lot better than sucking each other off before going to see Lightyear.
>Already made its money back.
the reason zoomers actually went and saw it because they grew up with minions (first movie was in 2010)
zoomers have no "culture"
their internet memes are all corporate sponsered
the "aesthetic" they go for(currently) is from corporate early 2000s mtv awards and nothing like what teens were during that period
the way they wish to be(mid90s, kids, etc) is poor imitation of millennials and late gen x teens. a very sad state as even the oldest generation a are falling into this death trap
i can guarantee within 5-6 years we'll see a resurgence of the ironic (or post ironic?) late 2010s hipsterism with these morons. and once again the aging millennials in this thread calling these kids based now will say the same about them then.
>zoomers have no "culture"
Well, yeah? Everything has been done. All the themes in life have been used up and turned into theme parks.
How should they be described? Dark persons of Asian desent?
>late 2010s
I mean late 2000s/extremely early 2010s
>Zoomers have no culture
>Proceeds to describe culture from a purely consumeristic and materialistic basic
Frick off brainlet, no one wants to be a kid from the 90's that's your own personal sense of nostalgia. The latest generation is just like every generation before it, you just happen to be tasteless, uncultured dipshit who is completely out of touch with the newest generation. People like you are out of touch with the young mainly because you were never in touch with your own generation. It's pathetic. Shut up.
>consumerism is... le bad
why are commie so ungrateful?
>Commie
Furthest thing from it you fricking moron
>boomers
>zoomers
>millennials
>gen z
>gen x
>gen alpha
promoting a billiondollar franchise for free: cringe
being disruptive and ruining showings for kids: based
The point still stands that it is heavily offensive to me and others that identify as anthropomorphic animals. Last chance before I contact one of the mods and have you banned from this subreddit.
Let's make a deal
Sir Please Madam
Please don't do it
I will give you all my Reddit gold if you don't. I got tree fiddy reddit gold
Why does Cinemaphile hate fun? What made you this bitter anon? Who hurt you?
Dey mad because they don't have a crew to do shit like depicted in OP
What's up with that Black person's fingers
is that nick millen on the far right?
Lol how was buying the gamestop stock just to lose money without achieve nothing? They are just moronic consoomer like the majority of tiktokers
it's just forced viral marketing corporate memes
>boomer dad loves minions completely unironically, just really enjoys them and thinks they are funny
>went to see this movie 2 days ago
>says he was sitting at the back of the Cinema when a bunch of young kids came in 'dressed all posh' and sat in the row in front of him
>says he was trying to enjoy the film but the zoomers kept making obnoxious minion noises, which he said 'didn't even sound like the bloodeh minions' and he couldn't hear the film
>said he started laughing at a gag where a minion tries to break a plank of wood with his head and can't do it, and the zoomers heard then got up, turned to him and started headbutting the back of their chairs and making minion noises
>was too intimidated to enjoy the movie
I guess it was these pillocks.
Your story actually kind of pissed me off. Hopefully they get their asses kicked the next time they try to be le epic funny memers.
And then everyone clapped
I guess it would be somewhat fun if it was a friend group doing it by themselves, but following some wide internet trend (that's also very obviously a marketing campaign) makes it weird and cringy, sort of like that one sperg in highschool who yelled out memes to be "funny".