Zoomers will never make a movie like this

Zoomers will never make a movie like this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gen x'ers tried

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When will boomers (Tarkovsky was older), gen X, or millennials?

      And failed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was kind of implied in the word "tried".

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer cinema will surely be unwatchable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Capitalism* will never make a movie like this

      FTFY

      >Tarkovsky made capeshit film
      >the film was burned accidentally
      >no money for big movie
      >lets do black/white shit about conversations of 3 rejects
      >MUH SOUL
      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do you zoomzoom homosexuals deal with the fact that in your efforts to make your hair look more Black personish it ended up looking like broccoli instead

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Capitalism* will never make a movie like this

    FTFY

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think Stalker is a good movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Controversial take. What do you think is Tarkovsky's WORST movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Solaris by far.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Solaris

          The Sacrifice included?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sacrifice, being objective, is technicall his best. So yes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, of course.

              Why do (you) two dislike solaris so much? Tonally I find it to be the most effective. As a visual manifestation of the suicidal mentality I thought it was very effective.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, of course.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Solaris

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Nostalghia, but like the other posters, I didn't care much for Solaris either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based. That movie was so boring

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            t. has never been entering middle age having dated a girl who frickken killed herself in the prime of your lives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. Tarkovsky and Rerberg created something incredible together, I honestly don't think it will ever be surpassed. Not to say it's the greatest film ever, but it has a certain something that very few other films, if any at all (other than a couple of Tark's own), have managed to achieve. The weakest part of it imo is the dialogue, like in all Tark films. Should've just done away with it

        Offret

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They will, it's just that it probably won't get a Hollywood release

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not nearly as good as Stalker but still worth a watch. Spring by the same filmmakers is even better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was great. Especially if you've watched Resolution (2012) first.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Stalker recently because I saw a thread about it. Does anyone else think that the men had their wishes granted even though they never entered the room?
    The Writer seemed like a genius because he convinced the Professor to dismantle the bomb and the Professor got to call his colleague and tell him of his plans. and... the Stalker got a dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Stalker also got his daughter having superpowers. Not that the filmmakers necessarily intended this interpretation, but it's food for thought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a really strange ending but I thought about it and I think it was put there just to confirm that The Zone was actually supernatural and they weren't hallucinating the stuff that happened. Also, I think The Room was an allegory for heaven, which is explained by the Stalker's monologue at the end about nobody believing and nobody needing the room.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The ending is vague enough to pose the question to the viewer: are you like the scientist who attempt to rationalize the glasses moving as the vibrations from the passing train (as shown in the very first scene) or are you like the Stalker who believes in something *more*?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this but did not understand any of it. Whats this movie about?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing about Stalker, is it's actually a pretty accessible movie. It's not some super abstract stuff that only the most film buff of film buffs would enjoy, it's actually a pretty straightforward sci-fi movie although of course with a lot of Tarkovsky's mystic depth. I'm not sure how the movie got this reputation as being some sort of super inaccessible thing meant only for the most extreme film lovers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said it was, troony. It's just that the mystique and authenticity of the movie cannot be recreated by today's filmmakers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It can be, it's just that Hollywood usually doesn't want to publish movies like that. On the other hand, Tarkovsky had established a track record so even the Soviets gave him the latitude to make some weird stuff. It doesn't say much good about modern Hollywood that even the 1970s Soviets were more open to experimental film than they are, lol.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go into a chamber called the meat grinder
    >nothing happens
    What did Tarkovsky mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tarkovsky movie
      >nothing happens
      more news at 11

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's explained in the movie, dood. None of them would survived if they were bad people.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tarkovsky really had a knack for showing that sort of poignant subtle stuff that can mean so much to a person, like the repeated wind-blown forest shot in Mirror. It's the kind of stuff that one maybe notices as a child and it becomes very significant, and/or one sees it in dreams. In a way Tarkovsky really is the most Lovecraftian filmmaker I can think of, in the sense of Lovecraft as being about the so-called "adventurous expectancy" that Lovecraft often wrote about:

    "What has haunted my dreams for nearly forty years is a strange sense of adventurous expectancy connected with landscape and architecture and sky-effects.... I wish I could get the idea on paper -- the sense of marvel and liberation hiding in obscure dimensions and problematically reachable at rare instants through vistas of ancient streets, across leagues of strange hill country, or up endless flights of marble steps culminating in tiers of balustraded terraces." -Lovecraft

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are idiotic homosexuals who think that Tarkovsky uses symbols in Stalker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BROOOO... RAIN INSIDE THE BUILDING...THE DOG... THE CROWN OF THORNS...FOAM ON THE WATER

      are you blind?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am an enemy of symbols. Symbol is too narrow a concept for me in the sense that symbols exist in order to be deciphered. An artistic image on the other hand is not to be deciphered, it is an equivalent of the world around us. Rain in Solaris is not a symbol, it is only rain which at certain moment has particular significance to the hero. But it does not symbolise anything. It only expresses. This rain is an artistic image. Symbol for me is something too complicated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >An image cannot be a symbol in my opinion. Whenever an image is turned into a symbol, the thought becomes walled in so to speak, it can be fully deciphered. That's not what image is. A symbol is not yet an image. Although image cannot be explained, it expresses truth to the end... Its meaning remains unknown. I was asked once what the bird on boy's head in The Mirror meant. But any time I attempt to explain, I notice everything loses its meaning, it acquires a completely different sense than intended, moves away from its rightful place. I could only say a bird would not come to an evil man but that's not good enough. A true image is an abstraction, it cannot be explained, it only transmits truth and one can only comprehend it in one's own heart. Because of that it's impossible to analyse a work of art by utilising its intellectual significance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >We can express our feelings regarding the world around us either by poetic or by descriptive means. I prefer to express myself metaphorically. Let me stress: metaphorically, not symbolically. A symbol contains within itself a definite meaning, certain intellectual formula, while metaphor is an image. An image possessing the same distinguishing features as the world it represents. An image — as opposed to a symbol — is indefinite in meaning. One cannot speak of the infinite world by applying tools that are definite and finite. We can analyse the formula that constitutes a symbol, while metaphor is a being-within-itself, it's a monomial. It falls apart at any attempt of touching it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Many think of Stalker as a science fiction film. But this film is not based on fantasy, it is realism on film. Try to accept its content as a record of one day in lives of three people, try to see it on this level and you'll find nothing complex, mysterious, or symbolic in it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >An image cannot be a symbol in my opinion. Whenever an image is turned into a symbol, the thought becomes walled in so to speak, it can be fully deciphered. That's not what image is. A symbol is not yet an image. Although image cannot be explained, it expresses truth to the end... Its meaning remains unknown. I was asked once what the bird on boy's head in The Mirror meant. But any time I attempt to explain, I notice everything loses its meaning, it acquires a completely different sense than intended, moves away from its rightful place. I could only say a bird would not come to an evil man but that's not good enough. A true image is an abstraction, it cannot be explained, it only transmits truth and one can only comprehend it in one's own heart. Because of that it's impossible to analyse a work of art by utilising its intellectual significance.

          >We can express our feelings regarding the world around us either by poetic or by descriptive means. I prefer to express myself metaphorically. Let me stress: metaphorically, not symbolically. A symbol contains within itself a definite meaning, certain intellectual formula, while metaphor is an image. An image possessing the same distinguishing features as the world it represents. An image — as opposed to a symbol — is indefinite in meaning. One cannot speak of the infinite world by applying tools that are definite and finite. We can analyse the formula that constitutes a symbol, while metaphor is a being-within-itself, it's a monomial. It falls apart at any attempt of touching it.

          >Many think of Stalker as a science fiction film. But this film is not based on fantasy, it is realism on film. Try to accept its content as a record of one day in lives of three people, try to see it on this level and you'll find nothing complex, mysterious, or symbolic in it.

          Symbolism homosexuals utterly blown the frick out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I am an enemy of symbols. Symbol is too narrow a concept for me in the sense that symbols exist in order to be deciphered. An artistic image on the other hand is not to be deciphered, it is an equivalent of the world around us. Rain in Solaris is not a symbol, it is only rain which at certain moment has particular significance to the hero. But it does not symbolise anything. It only expresses. This rain is an artistic image. Symbol for me is something too complicated.

            >An image cannot be a symbol in my opinion. Whenever an image is turned into a symbol, the thought becomes walled in so to speak, it can be fully deciphered. That's not what image is. A symbol is not yet an image. Although image cannot be explained, it expresses truth to the end... Its meaning remains unknown. I was asked once what the bird on boy's head in The Mirror meant. But any time I attempt to explain, I notice everything loses its meaning, it acquires a completely different sense than intended, moves away from its rightful place. I could only say a bird would not come to an evil man but that's not good enough. A true image is an abstraction, it cannot be explained, it only transmits truth and one can only comprehend it in one's own heart. Because of that it's impossible to analyse a work of art by utilising its intellectual significance.

            >We can express our feelings regarding the world around us either by poetic or by descriptive means. I prefer to express myself metaphorically. Let me stress: metaphorically, not symbolically. A symbol contains within itself a definite meaning, certain intellectual formula, while metaphor is an image. An image possessing the same distinguishing features as the world it represents. An image — as opposed to a symbol — is indefinite in meaning. One cannot speak of the infinite world by applying tools that are definite and finite. We can analyse the formula that constitutes a symbol, while metaphor is a being-within-itself, it's a monomial. It falls apart at any attempt of touching it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >An image cannot be a symbol in my opinion. Whenever an image is turned into a symbol, the thought becomes walled in so to speak, it can be fully deciphered. That's not what image is. A symbol is not yet an image. Although image cannot be explained, it expresses truth to the end... Its meaning remains unknown. I was asked once what the bird on boy's head in The Mirror meant. But any time I attempt to explain, I notice everything loses its meaning, it acquires a completely different sense than intended, moves away from its rightful place. I could only say a bird would not come to an evil man but that's not good enough. A true image is an abstraction, it cannot be explained, it only transmits truth and one can only comprehend it in one's own heart. Because of that it's impossible to analyse a work of art by utilising its intellectual significance.

          >We can express our feelings regarding the world around us either by poetic or by descriptive means. I prefer to express myself metaphorically. Let me stress: metaphorically, not symbolically. A symbol contains within itself a definite meaning, certain intellectual formula, while metaphor is an image. An image possessing the same distinguishing features as the world it represents. An image — as opposed to a symbol — is indefinite in meaning. One cannot speak of the infinite world by applying tools that are definite and finite. We can analyse the formula that constitutes a symbol, while metaphor is a being-within-itself, it's a monomial. It falls apart at any attempt of touching it.

          >Many think of Stalker as a science fiction film. But this film is not based on fantasy, it is realism on film. Try to accept its content as a record of one day in lives of three people, try to see it on this level and you'll find nothing complex, mysterious, or symbolic in it.

          >Tarkovsky said all this yet his pseud fans still can't cope with the fact that the wind in the trees is indeed just a wind in the trees

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think his point is that the wind in the trees is more than the wind in the trees the same way that when you see actual wind in the trees, it's more than just wind in the trees - no symbolism involved, Tarkovsky is just showing you things that if you saw them in real life would affect you the same way as when you see it in his films. So when you see the wind in the trees in The Mirror, it has a haunting mystic quality because it would if you saw the same thing in your real life with the sort of focus that Tarkovsky's camera has. Tarkovsky is a magician but not of symbols but rather by showing actual things in reality in ways that make them highly charged emotionally and spiritually.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well said. I don't think Tark would disagree.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Rain in Solaris is not a symbol, it is only rain which at certain moment has particular significance to the hero.
              To me this quote seems to suggest that the imagery in his movies do have contextual meaning based in the world of the character, but that contextual meaning is meant to be evocative of reality and hold the same momentary significance for us the viewer as it does the characters whose experiences make up that context.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you millenialc**ts need to stop obsessing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers will never make a movie like this
    Thank God, no more pseud bullshit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm addicted to this movie bros, every week or so I put on the scene where they ride the train and then get to the calm green zone and fall face down in the grass while that music plays, there's just something about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Sorcerer? I only watched Stalker because Sorcerer was amazing (even better than Stalker IMO) and Cinemaphile reminded me there's another movie about a group of men working together to get somewhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorcerer is a great film for sure, but it didn't even approach the beauty of Stalker for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll add it to my list

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a must watch. I only watched it because I watched To Live and Die in LA and then the first recommended movie on the IMDB page was Sorcerer.
          >mfw Sorcerer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was really disappointed by sorcerer tbh. Maybe it was how much Cinemaphile hyped it up but besides how technically impressive it is the actual plot is totally uninteresting to me. Couldn't give less of a frick about anyone in the film.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Couldn't give less of a frick about anyone in the film.

              I only liked the French guy - Serrano and I was really disappointed when I thought the American would get to keep all the money so the ending was actually a relief.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed. The film has several great individual moments, and it looks gorgeous, but the story as a whole isn't very interesting at all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I also have to agree, unfortunately Cinemaphile hypes it up way too much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorcerer is kino. Much more conventional and less interesting stylistically than something like Stalker, but it is undoubtedly peak Hollywood.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stalker is just russian capeshit.

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