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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow is officially dead now right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How ? I am literally playing it and shitposting on Cinemaphile 24/7

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a troony right? Thats tbe target demographic for modern WoW

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol let me guess you're a hordetroony? bet you're either a belf or vulpera

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sure i'll let you guess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol let me guess you're a hordetroony? bet you're either a belf or vulpera

          >you're a troony right? no? well... haha let me guess, you're a troony right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Blizz is aiming for trannies for sure but their main audience are furgays and soon to be scalies as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, wow is the simpsons now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the cool kids play raid shadow legends now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BASED STREAMER. YOU GOT A LINK SO WHEN I PLAY IT I CAN GIVE YOU MONEY?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for longer than it was ever alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, and if it isnt, the next expansion is furrybait, with globohomosexual garbage shoved on the stuff they had not touched until now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it dies with everyone in different ways. For me I knew it was terminal when they added quest markers and got rid of a lot of elites for quests. Then they dumbed down all the classes and removed a lot of abilities.
      I finally pulled the plug a month or two after MoP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, but compared to how alive it used to be yeah. They're releasing old content repeatedly now. It's weird. We found Wrath cool because we'd finally be able to fight Arthas with our friends, right? We had Warcraft lead to the MMO and we'd finally see the story through. Now they're just re-releasing that. Like, I already did it. Why would I want to do it again? Even if you didn't play Wrath, what's the appeal here? You're getting the scraps. They have tokens you can sell for gold, so the grind for gold is meaningless. There are more addons now than ever before, and it's not like WoW fights became complicated until MoP in the first place, so everyone will be done with ICC in a week. It's beating a dead horse. Only morons and trannies play it.

      MGX, Frugg, Thaspion, Gisco, if any of you are reading this right now, you're all stupid fricking homosexuals for playing these reruns and I just want you to know that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is the WoW replacement then?

        And don't you fricking DARE say FF14 or I'll shoot you in your troony face.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WoW replacement
          There's no such thing. You simply move on to something better. If you like how responsive the controls are, most games have the same shit. You like spell buttons? Kingdoms of Amalur, Dragon's Dogma, Dragon Age: Origins, and many others. Don't want to play as your stock-standard lazy developer human/pointy ear human/short human? Tera, GW2, fricking Zelda. Want something that takes skill? OSRS takes more skill to click 30 buttons in quick succession that anything in WoW, or any of the Souls games. Do you just like games with addons or mods? Find any game on the Nexus list. All these games do specific things far better than WoW, WoW just has all these things watered down in one central location.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >simply move on to something better
            there isn't anything better than azeroths 1-60 leveling. TBC made me realize just how good vanilla was and how it's literally only getting worse with each expansion

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >there isn't anything better than azeroths 1-60 leveling
              Pick any Korean grind MMO. Even MapleStory has a better level grind.

              >if you like one thing about the game, why don't you play a totally different game that has nothing else in common with it except that one thing?
              shut up frog

              OH NO HE POINTED OUT PEOPLE LIKE GAMES FOR REASONS AND THEN POINTED OUT THAT THERE ARE GAMES THAT DO THOSE THINGS BETTER I'M SO MAD AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >k*reashit
                >better than literally anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally better than WoW's 1-60.
                >brings 3 mages
                >AoE's dungeon
                >does it again
                Or wait I like this one:
                >don't dungeon, go full solo
                >run out of quests
                >kill boars

                no surprise the annoying guy in the thread reccomends weeb shit

                Weeb shit is better than WoW at this point and you can't prove me wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>run out of quests
                >after 2.4

                >joining aoe boost runs
                >complaining about it

                You are literally moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So now we're talking about the 60-70 experience since we're in 2.4.
                >grab me 10 corrupted orc asses
                >thanks, 10 more, please
                >thanks, now go run a dungeon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you "ran out of quests" in vanilla you just completely forgot about questing in one zone, it wasn't the game.
                Plus you could have always done regular old dungeon runs with a regular old group. If you didn't that was on you and your own anti-social laziness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Plus you could have always done regular old dungeon runs with a regular old group
                I stopped playing classic around 3 months after launch but I heard running lower lvl dungeons was basically too much of a hassle to find groups unless you were willing to pay a mage to carry you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i don't know what I am talking about butyeah

                You're literally just LARPing at this point. The 1-60 experience is the same as it was in 2005, it's just full of more addons and worse people. Yes, we ran out of quests then and now. Dungeons have always been gay or gayer with 3 mages. Pretending otherwise makes me not want to give you anymore respect, because you don't deserve any if you won't even acknowledge that it really isn't that good at the end of the day.

                I have always been flush with quests to the point of needing to abandon some during all my 1-60 leveling since 2004. If you're "running out" of quests, you're missing something. And you never needed to join the 3 mage powerleveling runs you autist, this isn't a criticism you're bringing forth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you're absolutely full of shit. Even when I was still playing classic in the early days after launch people were anal about having at least 1 mage in their SM runs and other dungeons. Also back in 2004 people ran out of quests and didn't know where to go to lvl all the time, hell it happened to me back then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you're LARPing and full of shit yourself here. People were only "anal" about that shit if you were trying to elbow into speedleveling groups. Don't do that and it's not an issue.
                >and didn't know where to go to lvl all the time
                So you admit it's all an oversight on the player's behalf, like I had previously dais. Thank you.

                Whoa dude you did the lowest lvl dungeon for alliance with no mage and that totally invalidates everything I said. I guess I got debunked, better add that on Snopes dot com.

                >hurr durrr you NEED a mage, especially for lower level groups!!!
                >Whoa dude you did the lowest lvl dungeon for alliance with no mage and that totally invalidates everything I said
                Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess i'll take the word of some anonymous moron who said he did deadmines once without a mage over everyone else's claims or even my own experiences in the game lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >players should just KNOW things they've got no way of accessing
                moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >have something to do
                >"I dunno wut to do reeeeee"
                Fricking expire the world you scrub.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what are you even trying to say you fricking salad bowl?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're literally just LARPing at this point. The 1-60 experience is the same as it was in 2005, it's just full of more addons and worse people. Yes, we ran out of quests then and now. Dungeons have always been gay or gayer with 3 mages. Pretending otherwise makes me not want to give you anymore respect, because you don't deserve any if you won't even acknowledge that it really isn't that good at the end of the day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Back then the min-maxing wasn't so intense that people required a mage in every single dungeon run though. Especially for lower lvls. It was much more relaxed but maybe it's because meta info wasn't as readily available for the community as it is now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just did deadmines two days ago with no mage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa dude you did the lowest lvl dungeon for alliance with no mage and that totally invalidates everything I said. I guess I got debunked, better add that on Snopes dot com.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is true, we didn't meta back then like we have now for the first few months. Eventually we did, and mages were brought just to powerlevel, and powerleveling was still the thing to do.

                >i don't know what I am talking about butyeah

                [...]
                I have always been flush with quests to the point of needing to abandon some during all my 1-60 leveling since 2004. If you're "running out" of quests, you're missing something. And you never needed to join the 3 mage powerleveling runs you autist, this isn't a criticism you're bringing forth.

                >If you're "running out" of quests, you're missing something
                No, no running out of quests is the common 1-60 experience. It's either that or you pad it with dungeons, which you should do, but anyone going solo doesn't. So you quest and do a regular dungeon, easy. Fair. Get in before it's 4/5 and they need a mage or they're not running. So just sit and wait. Sit there around the summon portal playing with your butthole for 20mins while some cuckhold recruits a mage from trade while saying they might have a guildy. It's a shit experience. You know what? I even had a better time questing in Warlords of Draenor than I did 1-60.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The 1-60 experience is the same as it was in 2005
                Stopped reading there. You either never experienced vanilla or just don't even remember it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >same zones
                >same mobs
                >same stories
                >same quests
                >same bugs
                It's the same shit, you moronic nerd. I'm not talking about the experience. The experience is different because they added a few new things and the community's worse. Morong. Fricking idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >same zones
                >same mobs
                Nope. Used to be a lot of elite quests and areas that had their mobs nerfed
                >same stories
                Nope. Many class quests were removed, getting your totems as shaman, shape-shifting as druids, paladin mount quest, demons for warlocks
                >same quests
                Nope. Besides all the ones that were removed many were simplified and they all have map markers now so you don't even have to read them

                So are you underage and weren't actually around or are you so old you just didn't remember

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't remove that shit, moron. Especially warlock demons. I literally booted up classic as a warlock and had to do demon quests. You didn't play classic. I bet you didn't even play vanilla. You're just being a dumb butthole.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course I didn't play Classic lmao. I'm talking about the actual game. I played from vanilla to MoP. They got rid of all that shit some time around Wrath

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, well we were talking strictly about classic. I apologize for calling you a moron and a dumb butthole, but next time please go through the context of the conversation. Yes on live all of that's gone btw. Live is an enormous pile of retcon shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah that was an earned moron, if I'd taken 5 seconds I would've seen the entire conversation was about classic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay, friendo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah that was an earned moron, if I'd taken 5 seconds I would've seen the entire conversation was about classic

                What lovely posts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no surprise the annoying guy in the thread reccomends weeb shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if you like one thing about the game, why don't you play a totally different game that has nothing else in common with it except that one thing?
            shut up frog

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't want to play as your stock-standard lazy developer human/pointy ear human/short human?
            Definitely doesn't sound like fricking GW2 or Zelda. WoW races are more unique than anything in those games

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              More races? Sure. More unique? Nah. Most WoW races are still just people in cosplay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Play Final Fantasy 14.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SWTOR > WoW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah we uhh couldn't balance the game properly so we just removed half your hotbar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah.
      It's pure troony territory nowadays. Their new expansion will introduce drag queen dragons, just google it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >will introduce drag queen dragons
        They what now? I didn't mind the homosexual spirit animals in Shadowlands. That's fine. A bit shoehorny, but whatever. Drag Dragons? I'm gonna Google it and I hope you're kidding.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shadowlands introduced a transexual as the supreme arbiter of your afterlife eternity.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The arbiter's a troony? Okay, I'm gonna need this lore. How is the arbiter a troony? also Google's not giving me the drag queen info, so I'm gonna need to be spoonfed if you don't mind.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The dragon form is androgynous as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >new race is literally a troony race
                Good lord.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >new race is literally a troony race
                Good lord.

                Reminds me of how they got a furry to design a dragon for Age of Sigmar and they sneakily added a wiener onto the model

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The new Arbiter is some derp named Pelagos you meet while questing, who in addition to being grossly incompetent will reveal with enough conversation that he was a female before dying
              If I were a troon I’d feel insulted that he was my representation tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow. Well frick. Didn't know that. I quit Shadowlands maybe a month into the first raid. Big yikes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Someone made a comparison image of a drag queen and the males of the new dragonman race in human form and they look very similar. If anyone has it please post it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The dragon form is androgynous as well.

            lmao RIP
            Imagine playing any iteration of WoW that isn't a private server at this point. Classic or retail, this is who's running your game. lol just lmfao just hahahahahahaha.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You should just abandon video games altogether.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can get behind. I've had more fun and relief reading and watching shit on israelitetube than I have playing any game lately. Based stop playing games poster.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Me too.
                Start reading books as well. The SW general got me into comics for example, cool stuff.
                All of the above are superior to video games in terms of depth and things they make you think about.
                Check out Lynch films as well they ought to keep you occupied for a while in order to decipher them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Check out Lynch films as well
                My friend, I've got a large Plex library. I have many movie nights with friends on voip. So much better than playing gaymes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A random video games eats at least 10 hours of your life before you decide to uninstall it because it sucks or boredom and if you continue it takes tens and tens of hours, sometimes hundreds.
                In 8 hour you could've read a book or seen three average length movies.

                Not to say that you gain literally nothing from those hours on vidya. Nada.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares about wow anymore and while some of us itt saw the picture you're talking about we didn't save it in our pcs since wow is dead and it would be moronic to use images that no one gets... ofc unless you're an insufferable tranime moron, those lack any social reflexes lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legion was actually good and wrapped everything we cared about up in a nice little bow. If the decisions were made for art, they’d have stopped it there, after the franchise Big Bad gets defeated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You tell me anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now

      for longer than it was ever alive

      yes, and if it isnt, the next expansion is furrybait, with globohomosexual garbage shoved on the stuff they had not touched until now.

      I think it dies with everyone in different ways. For me I knew it was terminal when they added quest markers and got rid of a lot of elites for quests. Then they dumbed down all the classes and removed a lot of abilities.
      I finally pulled the plug a month or two after MoP

      Oh yeah.
      It's pure troony territory nowadays. Their new expansion will introduce drag queen dragons, just google it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then stop taking the estrogen pills and consuming lgbt media... unless... you're delusional or lying?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to everything there is a season

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if only you knew how bad things really are (tm)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just have to take one look at this photo and I can tell that people like this deserve a biblical defenestration

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this homosexual is too far gone for whatever cucked therapy California shills will suggest. the only remedy for this is an honest ass-whooping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truth is it's been dead since MoP and can never recovered from it
      It gets the apparence of being alive because of the expansions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually hilarious how BFA and Shadowlands absolutely DESTROYED WoW's last bit of glory. DF has some "cool" stuff, but the new furry race ruins everything about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's actually hilarious how BFA and Shadowlands absolutely DESTROYED WoW's last bit of glory.
        Shadowlands was made entirely to shit on Arthas' cause the writer can't stand people love him and hate his undead waifu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      E V E R F R E S H

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dailies killed WoW, and that was in Burning Crusade, 15 years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buy Cataclysm as a somethingteen-year-old
      >it's moronic
      >realize I'm not hooked enough to keep up what has become a destructive addiction
      >quit cold turkey
      It's funny, MoP followed it up and I thought "wow, a fat panda expansion based on one W3 gag character, glad I got out when I did" but everyone who played past MoP look back at it as the last good expansion. What a fricking mess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MoP could have literally been World of Warcraft: Friendship of Fluffy Puppy Island storywise and still be remembered fondly. Absolute peak of WoW gameplay by a country mile.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Absolute peak of WoW gameplay by a country mile.
          Only if you were a Warlock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WoW died by 2010, only most diehard addicts still play it. It's like Simpsons and South Park. Yes, they're still profitable and they still have freaks watching them, and they will still have an audience thirty years from now, but it's functionally dead for mainstream audiences.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the hairy, sweaty half orc pussy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test kjbdkjfkjf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to Plebbit.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make her live action
    >make the orcs CG

    lmao what idiot came up with that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >orc and humans are supposed to be able to go toe-to-toe
      >all the orcs just steamroll through the human warriors like they're paper
      This bothered me the most about WoW the Movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >orc and humans are supposed to be able to go toe-to-toe

        LOL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Orcs are built like gorillas and fueled by demonic bloodlust, the idea that a human would be able to 1v1 them has always been pretty questionable and would be tough to portray realistically in a movie

          Warcraft humans aren't the same as real life humans morons. They're 1:1 with orcs in terms of base level strength

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They're 1:1 with orcs in terms of base level strength
            Well then that's moronic.
            What's the point of being built like a brick house, if a tinny human is just as strong as you are?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tinny human
              Because they're not "tinny", you fricking ignorant moron. Or tiny even, if I'm to give you the benefit of the doubt that that's what your fat sausage fingers meant to type.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Human discipline and technology is supposed to edge out Orcish brute strength and shock tactics

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like a white man power fantasy lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It worked in real life.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Warcraft orcs are not analogous to Black folk at all dumbfrick. You're just as fricking moronic as the woke cultists.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are literally replying to a wokeneck post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *Mediterranean fantasy, harkens back to ancient Rome.
              Orcs are inspired by the Germanics aka modern "whites".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Its not a fantasy, it literally happened between Romans and Germanic tribes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, this. Subhumans will never win against human discipline
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sack_of_Rome

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *inbred islanders colonize half the world*
              j-just a fantasy goyim

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow in-universe humans are much stronger than regular irld humans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs are built like gorillas and fueled by demonic bloodlust, the idea that a human would be able to 1v1 them has always been pretty questionable and would be tough to portray realistically in a movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The humans are built like gorillas too. They are not portrayed as real humans in the games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Warcraft humans aren't the same as real life humans morons. They're 1:1 with orcs in terms of base level strength

            Sure, but in a movie you have to cast real people as the human characters and it would be visually strange for them to be as strong as hyperjacked orcs. In the movie iirc the main guy has to do some bullshit acrobatics to kill Blackhand.

            And honestly I always thought humans being as strong as orcs in-game was pretty weird. I know Warcraft humans are jacked too but it always felt like orcs should be stronger.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sure, but in a movie you have to cast real people as the human characters and it would be visually strange for them to be as strong as hyperjacked orcs.
              If you have to nerf the humans then you have to nerf the orcs too, otherwise the setting falls apart.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >otherwise the setting falls apart.
                I don't think I agree. There's nothing about the Alliance/Horde conflict that necessitates humans being able to beat orcs one-on-one. The Alliance has mages, paladins, dwarf technology, plenty of ways to even the playing field.

                Keep in mind that the whole reason the orcs lost the Second War wasn't because the Alliance overpowered the Horde, it was because Gul'dan went AWOL with a bunch of Doomhammer's troops and fricked him over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The movie orcs are so much bigger than the humans that a battle between the two factions would be over literally within seconds of their lines meeting. It would be like an army of roman legionnaires mowing down children. This aesthetic choice alone makes the whole movie intrinsically moronic to the point of violating all but the most braindead's suspension of disbelief.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              to be fair in WC3 orcs were a lot stronger than humans 1v1 while costing more food and gold, but in Wow if you want players to be on an even playing field you have to take liberties within the universe
              trolls couldn't out shoot a dwarf but could hit and run much better so on and so on

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Have you not seen the roc intro? The grunt and footman were going at it for ages

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but so are the humans, the footmen and archers are insanely buff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly.
          Same goes for Tauren and trolls. In reality most of these species would easily destroy a human 1on1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since when? Maybe in WoW but that's just to fit gameplay. In Warcraft 3 a grunt will always kill a footman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because grunts cost twice as much. If you spend similar gold, it would be fair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Grunts can probably beat footmen at a 3 to 1 ratio.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >toe-to-toe
        as with so much in wow you're thinking of lore that has so many alterations and retcons no one even knows anymore
        and while my memory is fuzzy the film is a weird version of the events of Warcraft 1 which canonically the Orcs won (wouldn't have a sequel otherwise given the Stormwind victory involved blowing up the Dark Portal) so they're inevitably going to be portrayed as stronger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are juiced up on Fel Magic orcs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Warcraft Orcs and Humans made it pretty clear it takes 3 footmen to kill one grunt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are 100% wrong, they are demon roided.
        The thing that REALLY bothered me was the shitty retcons that break the continuity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah that continuity bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No
        On a grand battle scale a 1:1 number of humans vs. Orcs means a human win because Orcs are dumb chimp Black folk who can't into tactics or tech
        Even baseline Orcs are fricking devastatingly strong and the ones we usually see are the green skin demon tainted ones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >orc and humans are supposed to be able to go toe-to-toe
        you're probably thinking of a paladin or something. they could take on multiple orcs i imagine
        you're general purpose footman/warrior, not so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt he right, Paladins were created solely to get the edge over the orcs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      making any part of the movie live action was moronic since the cartoony aesthetic just ends up looking like cosplay on real humans and there is a huge disconnect between the CGI orcs with the video game proportions and real actors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's only half-orc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Humans were real.
      Orcs were CGI.
      She's half human/half orc.
      I assume that's why they used a real actress.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because why do that when I can see Paula Patton's actual hot bod.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they really are casting zendaya in everything these days huh

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dey hea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cgi orc's more attractive than a wakandan.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is literally better than anything from WoW in several years. Going through the dark portal was interesting and thrall being born and saved by Guldan was a nice touch

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only chinks and autists enjoyed this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i watched it piss drunk and i liked it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the movies good needs a sequel

    also come play turtle wow.

    >classic with tweaks
    >hardcore mode where death lose character but get rewards and immortalized at 60
    >turtle mode: gain less exp but get rewards every 10 levels
    >war mode pvp always on but get more exp from mobs and quest
    >tents that give you a full bar of rested after 20 minutes
    >1800 players on today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pls sirs to be redeeming worlds of warcrafting mode of turtle please thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they said they are rebooting it because the first one was pure shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the best wow servers are the high rates fast leveling ones. all the legacy servers fail because they can't recreate the wonder. everybody knows everything.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still flabbergasted at how great the Orcs looked and how horrible every character portrayed by an actor in makeup looked. Movie should've ditched live action entirely and just been a 90 minute Blizzard CGI cutscene. It's basically the only thing they're good at at this point anyway.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you think she would go for a guy who went troll main since vanilla?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn create Med'an with her
      why even live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just watched mission impossible 4 today, and i would do awful, disgusting things to be with this woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, it’s almost like attractive people are attractive regardless of race and they’re forcing minority uggos into shows to cause strife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That nipple shape behind the leather
      Why is it so hot bros?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imAGINATION

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was pretty based for having orcs as protagonists in a fantasy setting. They're even more interesting than the humans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking great casting for Lothar but why did they feel the need to layer a CGI cartoon aesthetic over everything, everything except some of the main Orc characters is an absolute fricking clownshow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That actor is based as frick to be fair

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hi i'm ragnar lodbrok and i play ragnar lodbrok in literally every role i'm in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The orcs were the only good thing about the movie. Seriously, all the human drama bullshit should have been removed. I guarantee if it was, the movie would be vastly more watchable.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss it, bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 more years and we'll probably get Mists classic lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine going through WoW since vanilla, switching to WoW classic and going through all the expansions again until MoP, then going back to WoW classic classic. Gives me some kind of weird existential dread type feeling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game was already well dead at this point. Everything after arthas is meaningless, it finished the WC III story. Instead of making cata or anything past that they should have done WC IV or WoW 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be honest WoW added nothing of value to the story. Some group random adventurers defeating a major plot character from WC3 doesn't make for good story telling.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tbh the players are just fricking window dressing in the final Arthas fight, which comes down to Ashbringer shattering Frostmourne so all the souls trapped inside the sword turn on Arthas and destroy him from the inside.

          The last original member of the Silver Hand (which Arthas betrayed and destroyed) uniting the Scarlets and the Argents to storm Icecrown and bring judgment to Arthas is pretty kino and would be a good game in itself, and that's not even getting into all the shit around Ashbringer.

          Problem is it's the prime example of the players having barely relevant roles in the final battle of each expansion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cata effectively was WoW 2

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible game. Play ESO instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible game. Get a job, find a wife, and reproduce instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to your grave Abraham.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Garbage post. Get your first kiss, straighten your posture, and stop being a loser.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My first kiss was fricking abysmal

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jenny from the block

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snug snug

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lacked ~~*goblins*~~

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dumb frogposter is moronic
    many such cases

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember when Cinemaphileirgins said this was going to be the WoWkiller?

    LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing MMOs entirely. it's a dead genre and all anybody ever does is try steal a bit of WoW's shrinking market. There is no innovation in the formula and what's worse is that they've streamlined it to an extreme to degree to squeeze out as much money from the few remaining whales as possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's really unbelievable how badly this was fricked up repeatedly and over and over again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's really unbelievable how badly this was fricked up repeatedly and over and over again.

      I met an old dumbass friend recently and he was trying to shill this game to me in front of his wife and child. Gimme a quick rundown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people in charge had zero mmo experience.
        they didn't test patches before pushing them live, so every patch introduced new bugs.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a Starcraft guy myself

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They wasted everyone's time and their own potential by not just doing an Arthas movie.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MMOs are for stupid NPCs

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't orc girls be real?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the Warcraft movie

    We need more orc flicks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lacked ~~*goblins*~~

      This is the only thing that could fix WoW.
      >bring back 10man
      >bring back MoP class design
      >make all the villains hot orc and goblin chicks that are basically naked
      >take that ugly shit off of Sylvanas' midriff
      >ban classic players

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >take that ugly shit off of Sylvanas' midriff
        i quit wow because of this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I quit WOW when they removed "Barak's Head" the Centaur Leader item from my inventory. Those lousy israelites. Anyone have an image of it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            From the quest they removed over ten years ago?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lol Yea. I left at between that time and the first patch for Cata. Loved the game, but the players and Blizzard were israelite scumbags.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did you love it for? That flick was a definition of soulless cash grab imo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I played the first Warcraft and i liked how the film used so much material from the original sourcebook that came with the game, and I loved the characters especially the orcs.

        Soulless cash grabs are shit like capeshit flicks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was sloppy as hell but it wasn’t soulless. The team clearly knew and cared; they wouldn’t have had all the references and cameos if otherwise
        Meanwhile Durotan alone had more soul than most movies

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't even try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...] is gigawix

      >mfw no towering qt fem orcs in more content
      why does hollywood hate women especially big fit women

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Travis Fimmel was fricking horrible in this, did he just gave up?
    His acting wasn't this shot in other roles

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They didn't even try

    based give me sauce tthx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't even try

      is gigawix

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn. was hoping it was a comic series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anything good like that exist in this sorry world?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know. I wish. I've been coming up with so many things lately. Fleshing out my own fantasy world. Thinking about what characters might talk about or do when they're not busy. Fricking in towns when not off in some distant, filthy land. Talking about philosophical shit over a campfire or on their way to a fight where someone might die. Trying to bring horniness and substance to an oversaturated market where fantasy is just jokes and goblin slaying. There's one issue - I can't draw. I'll never be able to draw. I have severe tremors. All I can do is think and write.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'd tell you but that'd just encourage orc gf worship

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seeds of chaos

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want to play legiontd?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legion would've been better if they didn't have such a fricked legendary system. Our main tank was mad for months until he finally got his legs or whatever dumb shit. Having to hear him complain every raid night could've been solved if they'd just made it so you could pick one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No legion TD it's a custom game on reforged. It's a tower defense.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Oooooh. Will look into it. The pics look okay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its fun and one of the few customs that fills up fast on reforged still.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Heres your wow bro
    >Oh you want orcs vs humans? How about speed running 8 dungeons again for the 6th year in a row as your content LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Body 1
      >Body 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How about speed running 8 dungeons again for the 6th year in a row as your content LOL
      they are so incompetent they couldnt even make 8 dungeons for troony+
      no really the next expansion only has 4 of the new dungeons with m+ mode with the other 4 being ones from old expansions that you were already running for years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're doing a rotation anon
        you seem to have left that out
        it's to try and keep things fresh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how about they make more dungeons that arent designed around speedrunning
          sneedlands had 4 dungeons literally copy pasted from the overworld
          >keeping things fresh by making you run dungeons you have already been running for 2+ years
          only keybrains find this acceptable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's silly to say because the overworld was designed for them to be dungeons
            so only 4 were overworld
            rest were inside some sort of dungeon and there's nothing wrong with that
            mythic+ is the best thing to happen to this game
            you still have normal mythic and hc to do if you dont like it
            second life gamer

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Undead are Israel. Also Where's naga?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tauren are native americans, mongols are centaurs
      Humans aren’t particularly British, just generally west europeans, same for forsaken
      Blood elves have literally nothing in common with nazi Germany, they’re the victims of a genocide not the perpetrators.
      And Draenei aren’t Indians as well, more like broadly eastern european

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah drannies are definitely pajeets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very american post

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zu bisou bisou

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's annoying wc3

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't start with the Third War and Arthas' story
    >didn't cast Paula Patton as a sexy night elf
    I love this movie, but they dun goofed.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like VGH VGH

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she got nude in that denzel washington and mark walhberg movie. a bit disappointing tbh. she's way hotter as a half orc.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one that wants a movie about sylvanas?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, now frick off with your shit taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >am i the only one
        yes

        why does everyone who plays the game hate her so much the backstory sounds pretty good to me. taylor momsen would be a good casting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She got pushed too hard and they took away her midriff.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they took away her midriff.

            they took away Alexstrasza's now as well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Her backstory is fine but they wanted her front and center for 2 whole expansions and never really decided on why she was doing what she was doing until the very end, basically after the expacs were over and no one cared anymore

          It's hard to convey what it was like to someone who wasn't there watching it happen but I'll try
          >Legion (2016)
          >Sylvanas does comically evil thing
          >"Oooo what's she up to guys? Bet you can't wait to find out"
          >Battle for Azeroth (2018)
          >Sylvanas spends 70% of the expansion doing comically evil things
          >"Don't worry guys, she secretly has a good reason for doing all of this, just trust us, this definitely isn't another evil Horde vs good Alliance story"
          >Shadowlands (2020)
          >Sylvanas does more evil shit
          >"Just hang in there guys, trust us, we're going to explain everything!"
          >last patch of SL (2022)
          >"Guess what guys, it was secretly Sylvanas's evil half in control of her soul that did all of that! Really there was a good Sylvanas in there all along and now she's good Sylvanas again," tacitly admitting that the "she has a good reason guys" shit they peddled for 4 years was a complete lie
          >SL ends
          >evil Sylvanas's motivation is finally revealed in a book
          >no one reads it
          >the people who do learn that it doesn't make any sense and makes Sylvanas look like a moron
          >"Don't worry guys, we'll do way better in Dragonflight!"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            does PMS makes sylvana be a good person? thats weird.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i am women hear me RAWR!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw if Warcraft 4 happens will be a resume of all the moronic shit has happened in WoW so far.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>evil Sylvanas's motivation is finally revealed in a book
            >>no one reads it
            I'm one of those that never read, what happens in the Sylvanas book? I know it was delayed for a long time and there was speculation of re-writes on Christie Golden's part to make the book Sylvanas's motivations closer to what was happening in game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Essentially, the Jailer convinces Sylvanas to help him by saying that he's going to change the structure of the Shadowlands, because the way it's currently set up is unjust. She believes him like a dolt and his word is good enough for her to commit genocide on his behalf.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, WoW story wise was always a shitshow. Everything was either unaccessable or forgetable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >am i the only one
      yes

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah, who want that?
    imagine when she is super horny and dont control her strenght and just pin you to the ground and ride you until you cum like 6-10 times, but then she was all sorry about it and cuddle up with you telling you that she will control herself better the next time(you know she cant) haha, that would be horrible!

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so we wuz like azeroth n shit?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its just another lazy, loud mouth spicboon from NJ.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when the waiters comes by he must holla "not my salad"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah hell, let the calories sort 'em out

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All this coping... The entire lore/story premise of WoW was shit and on shaky ground to begin with. They should have continued where Frozen Throne left off, tie the few loose plot points and then move on to something new within the age old status quo of "Horde and Alliance fight for supremacy in Azeroth".

    T. Warcraft III enjoyer who played WoW until the firelands patch of Cataclysm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pretty simple story, humans and elves live in this one world, orcs and their inter-dimensional demons live in another. The orcs use wizardry of treacherous demons to invade and displace humans and elves who join up with other humans and elves in a fantasy race allied powers who try to retake their homeland in a fantasy WWII D-day invasion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Then they added depth on multiple fronts by the time of Warcraft III. Blizzard just dropped the ball though. It took them 4 to 5 expansions to return to that status quo, which is just too long.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro, trolls existed too, so did tauren, the horde helped save races who were being massacred by other races, one being human so don't start this whole alliance dindu nuthin bs

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A toast, to the death of Worlo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to absent friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He actually went to the mic and said that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A toast.. to a new age.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is from XIV, isn't it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting mutant central.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about World of Warcraft.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok, WoW is a mutant central as well.

                MMO's are dead, don't play them.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are final trannies obsessed about WoW than actual WoWgays?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they manage to be even more mentally ill than WoWgays.

      But make no mistake, MMO players in general tend to be mentally ill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not answering because you already know the answer based on
      >final trannies
      >frog picture
      >low quality post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're triggered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid frogposter, no one even mentioned OG until you arrived, you were the first moron who seemd to be obsesssed with the OG and WoW rivalry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >OG
        found the troony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There it is dooooooood big dick yeah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            found the troony.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wish they went with Arthas storyline and WarCraft 3 first.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Even the mentally mazed are cringeposting on Cinemaphile
    jesus christ let it go

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We'll never get kino like this again.
    It's been so long but it still hurts now and then.

    ?t=333

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    moron
    those stats are like this for gameplay reasons

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You will all follow this... demon?
    >Will you?
    >I will not.
    >I follow a true Orc.
    >A chieftain.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make a warcraft movie based around the events of the franchise that most people will be too young to even know about or too old to care
    should have been a series if they wanted to start all the way back from warcraft 1. or they could have started it from the human campaign from war3 and centered it around arthas which is the story most people know/care about

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the one with the hairy muff?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when orcs were supposed to be grimdark evil green men instead of noble giants?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do but I also remember the WC2 manual expanding and changing a lot of that just look at the art.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even in Warcraft 2 I could see a human stand up against an orc in his plate armour, I don't know how they expected a fair fight between the two with movie proportions.

        ?t=248

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was directed by David Bowie’s son. That is literally the only thing I can remember about it.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will blizzard mske warcraft 4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you want that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't i want that? It's been almost twenty years since the last game

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    LMAO yes and in the Mario movie he has to be able to defeat every enemy by jumping on them and will either cross a bridge and touch an axe to defeat Bowser or spam fireballs at him, right?
    Fricking sperg.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you actually an orc? Realistically speaking you probably wouldn't. You'd be scared of their fangs, reputation and probably idolise elves like everyone else. She'd require you to become higher test.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pink areolas
      I feel like that's wishful thinking. I imagine they would be a darker shade of green. Similar to how Indian women have darker brown areolas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some Indian girls have pink nipples

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Prove it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd an orc over an elf any time any day. Fangs are hot, muscles are hot, green skin is hot, orc girls are hot.
      The more feral and savage looking and hairy the better.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you leave the MI franchise to do this? Bad career move.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ass

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They retconed Garona to be good and king Llane volountarly let her kill himself

    WTF???

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GLOWDUKE

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