>60 years old. >cant bruise the cruise. How does he do it??

>60 years old
>cant bruise the cruise
How does he do it??

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never loses composure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cuuuuuuuuuute

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks his age though, old grandpa.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      60 is dad age. Late 60's onwards is full on grandpa mode.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does he not go full chimp on that dude? On top of that, he made that guy cry with just a "Why would you do that?".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >im not mad im disappointed
      it amazing how well it works

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I swear to god Tom cruise is literally built different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grabbed his hand and told him what he was. Probably the single most eye-opening moment of his life and it was from a Hollywood actor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he made that guy cry

      I rewatched it and you aren't lying. This is hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he didn’t.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did

          Look around 1:26 after Cruise finishes calling him a jerk and then tells him he should be ashamed of himself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good reaction from Tom. Some of us don't like this kind of childish behaviour. Pranks are stupid. No wonder why modern times suck so much. Selfrespect is lost nowadays.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stop talking about a 60 year old actor like he’s your old buddy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tom's irl buddy here
                shut your fricking mouth moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I actually do know him. I appreciate the comment anyway make sure to check out Top Gun Maverick in theatres. We made it for you the fans.

              • 2 years ago
                Tom Cruise

                Tom here, the anon was right. I handled it perfectly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did

          Look around 1:26 after Cruise finishes calling him a jerk and then tells him he should be ashamed of himself

          It was for a prank show. The guy was a newbie and nervous. Here's how normal people react to it (all more based than Cruise):

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Touch grass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hilarious

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's the joke?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to god Tom cruise is literally built different.

      Tom Cruise has studied and mastered every single fundamental of communication. Without raising his voice, look how he absolutely manhandles this reporter for bringing up the Nicole Kidman divorce. Complete eye contact, doesn't let the reporter evade at all. And this homie is five foot seven.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does he terrify people like that? He literally got the guy to apologise within 30 seconds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he learned it in scientology, all they do is control people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the reporter knows he's out of line, but he also knows that if he can get an emotional outburst from cruise it'll make good TV. cruise doesn't take the bait (you), and uses the opportunity to take control of the interview.
          just stay calm, be measured, never appear surprised, and people trying to get a rise out of you will backtrack quickly, unless of course they're already set on sinking the ship with no survivors. in this case the interviewer couldn't afford to have cruise walk out, so he had to acquiesce in response.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's very emotionally mature and straightforward in that interview. The journalist is using the cloak of his profession to play a childish prodding game, and Cruise refuses to be bullshitted about it.
          >Hey Tom, this was the most important relationship in your life, right? so why don't you speak about it to me, a vulgar reporter.
          >No, I'm not going to debase myself for you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He talks to reporters in the most friendly matter, it's like he's meeting the parents of his date for the first time, he's a master manipulator, never seen anyone really talk like him as far as celebrities go.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty easy.
            >use person's first name repeatedly
            >wear a fake smile
            >never break eye contact

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reporters are pussies. No manipulation needed, they get easily mogged by whoever they interview.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’s a high level cult member so he knows the inside and out of manipulating and verbally besting someone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That explains why he’s had such a great career. I’m sure many had to fall for Tom to flourish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If any person acted like that to me including Tom Cruise I'd push further and tell him to shove his entitled attitude up his arse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you'd just randomly prod about someone's personal life?

          Are you a reporter in this context or just some random gooner?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean if I was the reporter.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So what, you'd say that to him while interviewing him and have him immediately terminate it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. He's not entitled to privacy as a public figure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's moronic since he'd just walk out?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >le celebrities shutting down le interviewers!
        Frick off with this shit. He could've just said "these questions are getting too personal, how about we move on." Instead he comes across as pissy and lizard-like.

        How does he terrify people like that? He literally got the guy to apologise within 30 seconds

        >literally got the guy to apologise
        What the frick else would he do? The program is called 60 minutes, that's a lot of dead air if he walked out. You manlet worshipers are the worst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol you'd let a guy clown you about your wife taking the kids on live television. Pure cuck energy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >clown you about your wife taking the kids on live television
            Unless you're referring to another part of the interview you're literally making shit up.

            .

            I normally side with paparazzi and the like but in this case I think Cruise is cool

            >You manlet worshipers are the worst.
            Ah, so that's why you're so mad

            >Ah, so that's why you're so mad
            Yeah, watching you homosexuals dicksuck this dude 24/7 is pretty tiresome.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hey anon what's it like being tall and not getting any pussy LOL

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, watching you homosexuals dicksuck this dude 24/7 is pretty tiresome
              >literally admitting to SEETHING on this website

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I normally side with paparazzi and the like but in this case I think Cruise is cool

          >You manlet worshipers are the worst.
          Ah, so that's why you're so mad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I normally side with paparazzi and the like
            Why

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you're a millionaire celebrity you should have to deal with people taking photos of you

              >clown you about your wife taking the kids on live television
              Unless you're referring to another part of the interview you're literally making shit up.

              .[...]
              >Ah, so that's why you're so mad
              Yeah, watching you homosexuals dicksuck this dude 24/7 is pretty tiresome.

              Nah, you like to imagine that you're more alpha because you're six foot, so when a short guy like Cruise btfos lanky betas it ruins your narrative that you're naturally more chad than manlets.

              Cruise has been making kino for several decades and is probably one of the best actors who've ever lived, as well as leddit hating him it's natural that we'd like him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one asked you, greekBlack person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >greekBlack person
            lol wat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ACTUAL greek here
            The frick where you trying to say?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This anons crush was fricked by a manlett

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Die, journo scum

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a Chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you- what do you mean, Peter?
        holy shit first sentence and I already feel second hand embarrassment for the reporter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is EXACTLY the kind of finesse I was talking about that only Cruise has. Other actors like DiCaprio, Brad Pitt... whoever. They don't have it. Cruise has that politician/CEO vibe. You can't learn or pretend to have that. You do or you don't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he’s just very assertive despite being a manlett which is pretty respectable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >assertive
            Nah, there's more to it. There's a psycho intensity to it. Like that time he was talking to that dude about antidepressants. Ironically, I feel like that's the only time he's being genuine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, actually, you can pretend to have it. It's what is sometime referred to as "acting"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >assertive
          Nah, there's more to it. There's a psycho intensity to it. Like that time he was talking to that dude about antidepressants. Ironically, I feel like that's the only time he's being genuine.

          What makes Tom Cruise's serious moments bizarre is that you can understand without even being able to articulate that when Tom takes control of a human interaction he doesn't like, it's not something he's learning to do or picked up in a self-help book, it's actually him, meanwhile the genial cheesing is the act he had to teach himself. What he has cannot be taught.

          He's a sociopath at the highest functioning level, instead of being a serial killer, a Wall Street executive, or the dictator of a small country he decided to become the greatest movie star of the past four decades with a cult on the side.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. He should have played Patrick Bateman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he was the first choice for the role originally

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Someone's more intelligent than me
                >Must be a sociopath
                Cope

                it's real, all of it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well no shit the book literally has a scene with Tom Cruise in it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's another making small talk with tom on the elevator chapter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i was litterly just thinking this bale cruse "american psychos"
                where is the kino we all deserve people!
                thats american psycho 2 for the people that drink water with their tongue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                iwould pay buku bux for bale and cruise to play the same person in a film tom the holding it togeather always put togeather streight edged buisness man and bale the derranged madman who inescapeably portays the cruise role but the actions are a complete dichotomy
                aka cruise calculated narcasist bale deranged with nuance but seething calclated narcasism

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Someone's more intelligent than me
            >Must be a sociopath
            Cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you think patterns of verbal and nonverbal communication are simply matters of intelligence you’re a fricking halfwit and you should read a book

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hilarious. The interviewer is
        - more composed than him
        - more masculine looking than him
        - has a deeper voice
        - absolutely shameless about what he's doing
        - smirking for baiting him
        Not a good look for Tom at all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet, Tom made him apologize on the spot and shook his hand after. Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >le celebrities shutting down le interviewers!
          Frick off with this shit. He could've just said "these questions are getting too personal, how about we move on." Instead he comes across as pissy and lizard-like.

          [...]
          >literally got the guy to apologise
          What the frick else would he do? The program is called 60 minutes, that's a lot of dead air if he walked out. You manlet worshipers are the worst.

          seething lanklets

          [...]
          Tom Cruise has studied and mastered every single fundamental of communication. Without raising his voice, look how he absolutely manhandles this reporter for bringing up the Nicole Kidman divorce. Complete eye contact, doesn't let the reporter evade at all. And this homie is five foot seven.

          How does he not go full chimp on that dude? On top of that, he made that guy cry with just a "Why would you do that?".

          absolutely based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but I'd hardly have been able to contain myself in that scenario. That shit could have easily been acid or something else that was dangerous. Props to Cruise, not many people would have remained calm in that scenario. Not only that but he established clear alpha superiority on that dumb cuck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm certain this was staged to show at scientology groups because he goes through their social drills on it. They regularly drill how to get through every possible social situation in their cult that's why you see so many of them become public figures like kneesovertoesguy or Eric Burg. Compare this to him screaming his lungs out over some set technician not wearing a mask over their nose. Two different people.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CGI

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If that was acid, his career would've been over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we couldve a kino two face

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He stays hydrated.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

    Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

    Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

    It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

    Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

    Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

    Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

    28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

    Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

    Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

    Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

    If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

    If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

    Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

    When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

    When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

    The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

    Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women

    Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

    And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

      Lost it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based AI, I will kill you last on the humans vs machine war

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I swear, Matrix, you did!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your whole family is to be executed

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he made the guy cry. how do I utilise that pure chad energy

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A gay guy in college told me I reminded him of Tom Cruise in the way I acted and carried myself. What did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a repressed homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm straight. I think he was referring to my general demeanour in how I spoke to people and whatnot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No! I'm a fishing for a compliment. Try again.

          He meant you're a repressed homosexual narcissist and under 5'7. Totally without the charisma, ability and sheer based power of Thomas Mapother IV.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re running from your gay thoughts anon

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, if you're a scientologist you are a fricking moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better be a scientologist than a shabbos goy in hollywood israelite cults

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy squirts Cruise with water
    >Cruise gently holds his hand and chides him like a father might do to his kid
    >Orbiters wipe Cruise's face and try to lead him away but he waves them off
    >Still won't let the guy's hand go
    >Guy breaks down sobbing

    Absolutely power. What about MJ?

    >Appears on the stage
    >Stands still for several minutes like a Greek statue and doesn't move at all
    >Women start to actually swoon and pass out
    >They all have to be carried out by paramedics

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol he lost his composure here

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your betrayal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't deserve it bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poor Tom should've stayed Catholic and married someone not famous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was way too good looking for that troll-faced b***h on top. Big breasts though

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at these interviews, he's a master of charisma:

    I... liked The Colour of Money, it's good.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted the webm of him stumbling and falling like a drunk

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