>60 years old
>cant bruise the cruise
How does he do it??
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>60 years old
>cant bruise the cruise
How does he do it??
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Never loses composure
cuuuuuuuuuute
He looks his age though, old grandpa.
60 is dad age. Late 60's onwards is full on grandpa mode.
How does he not go full chimp on that dude? On top of that, he made that guy cry with just a "Why would you do that?".
>im not mad im disappointed
it amazing how well it works
I swear to god Tom cruise is literally built different.
Grabbed his hand and told him what he was. Probably the single most eye-opening moment of his life and it was from a Hollywood actor.
>he made that guy cry
I rewatched it and you aren't lying. This is hilarious.
No he didn’t.
He did
Look around 1:26 after Cruise finishes calling him a jerk and then tells him he should be ashamed of himself
Good reaction from Tom. Some of us don't like this kind of childish behaviour. Pranks are stupid. No wonder why modern times suck so much. Selfrespect is lost nowadays.
Stop talking about a 60 year old actor like he’s your old buddy
Tom's irl buddy here
shut your fricking mouth moron
I actually do know him. I appreciate the comment anyway make sure to check out Top Gun Maverick in theatres. We made it for you the fans.
Tom here, the anon was right. I handled it perfectly.
It was for a prank show. The guy was a newbie and nervous. Here's how normal people react to it (all more based than Cruise):
Touch grass
Hilarious
What's the joke?
Tom Cruise has studied and mastered every single fundamental of communication. Without raising his voice, look how he absolutely manhandles this reporter for bringing up the Nicole Kidman divorce. Complete eye contact, doesn't let the reporter evade at all. And this homie is five foot seven.
How does he terrify people like that? He literally got the guy to apologise within 30 seconds
he learned it in scientology, all they do is control people
the reporter knows he's out of line, but he also knows that if he can get an emotional outburst from cruise it'll make good TV. cruise doesn't take the bait (you), and uses the opportunity to take control of the interview.
just stay calm, be measured, never appear surprised, and people trying to get a rise out of you will backtrack quickly, unless of course they're already set on sinking the ship with no survivors. in this case the interviewer couldn't afford to have cruise walk out, so he had to acquiesce in response.
He's very emotionally mature and straightforward in that interview. The journalist is using the cloak of his profession to play a childish prodding game, and Cruise refuses to be bullshitted about it.
>Hey Tom, this was the most important relationship in your life, right? so why don't you speak about it to me, a vulgar reporter.
>No, I'm not going to debase myself for you.
He talks to reporters in the most friendly matter, it's like he's meeting the parents of his date for the first time, he's a master manipulator, never seen anyone really talk like him as far as celebrities go.
It's pretty easy.
>use person's first name repeatedly
>wear a fake smile
>never break eye contact
Reporters are pussies. No manipulation needed, they get easily mogged by whoever they interview.
He’s a high level cult member so he knows the inside and out of manipulating and verbally besting someone
That explains why he’s had such a great career. I’m sure many had to fall for Tom to flourish.
If any person acted like that to me including Tom Cruise I'd push further and tell him to shove his entitled attitude up his arse
So you'd just randomly prod about someone's personal life?
Are you a reporter in this context or just some random gooner?
I mean if I was the reporter.
So what, you'd say that to him while interviewing him and have him immediately terminate it?
Yes. He's not entitled to privacy as a public figure
That's moronic since he'd just walk out?
>le celebrities shutting down le interviewers!
Frick off with this shit. He could've just said "these questions are getting too personal, how about we move on." Instead he comes across as pissy and lizard-like.
>literally got the guy to apologise
What the frick else would he do? The program is called 60 minutes, that's a lot of dead air if he walked out. You manlet worshipers are the worst.
lol you'd let a guy clown you about your wife taking the kids on live television. Pure cuck energy.
>clown you about your wife taking the kids on live television
Unless you're referring to another part of the interview you're literally making shit up.
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>Ah, so that's why you're so mad
Yeah, watching you homosexuals dicksuck this dude 24/7 is pretty tiresome.
Hey anon what's it like being tall and not getting any pussy LOL
>Yeah, watching you homosexuals dicksuck this dude 24/7 is pretty tiresome
>literally admitting to SEETHING on this website
I normally side with paparazzi and the like but in this case I think Cruise is cool
>You manlet worshipers are the worst.
Ah, so that's why you're so mad
>I normally side with paparazzi and the like
Why
If you're a millionaire celebrity you should have to deal with people taking photos of you
Nah, you like to imagine that you're more alpha because you're six foot, so when a short guy like Cruise btfos lanky betas it ruins your narrative that you're naturally more chad than manlets.
Cruise has been making kino for several decades and is probably one of the best actors who've ever lived, as well as leddit hating him it's natural that we'd like him.
No one asked you, greekBlack person
>greekBlack person
lol wat
ACTUAL greek here
The frick where you trying to say?
This anons crush was fricked by a manlett
Die, journo scum
What a Chad
>What do you- what do you mean, Peter?
holy shit first sentence and I already feel second hand embarrassment for the reporter.
This is EXACTLY the kind of finesse I was talking about that only Cruise has. Other actors like DiCaprio, Brad Pitt... whoever. They don't have it. Cruise has that politician/CEO vibe. You can't learn or pretend to have that. You do or you don't.
he’s just very assertive despite being a manlett which is pretty respectable
>assertive
Nah, there's more to it. There's a psycho intensity to it. Like that time he was talking to that dude about antidepressants. Ironically, I feel like that's the only time he's being genuine.
Well, actually, you can pretend to have it. It's what is sometime referred to as "acting"
What makes Tom Cruise's serious moments bizarre is that you can understand without even being able to articulate that when Tom takes control of a human interaction he doesn't like, it's not something he's learning to do or picked up in a self-help book, it's actually him, meanwhile the genial cheesing is the act he had to teach himself. What he has cannot be taught.
He's a sociopath at the highest functioning level, instead of being a serial killer, a Wall Street executive, or the dictator of a small country he decided to become the greatest movie star of the past four decades with a cult on the side.
This. He should have played Patrick Bateman.
he was the first choice for the role originally
it's real, all of it
Well no shit the book literally has a scene with Tom Cruise in it
>it's another making small talk with tom on the elevator chapter
i was litterly just thinking this bale cruse "american psychos"
where is the kino we all deserve people!
thats american psycho 2 for the people that drink water with their tongue
iwould pay buku bux for bale and cruise to play the same person in a film tom the holding it togeather always put togeather streight edged buisness man and bale the derranged madman who inescapeably portays the cruise role but the actions are a complete dichotomy
aka cruise calculated narcasist bale deranged with nuance but seething calclated narcasism
>Someone's more intelligent than me
>Must be a sociopath
Cope
If you think patterns of verbal and nonverbal communication are simply matters of intelligence you’re a fricking halfwit and you should read a book
Hilarious. The interviewer is
- more composed than him
- more masculine looking than him
- has a deeper voice
- absolutely shameless about what he's doing
- smirking for baiting him
Not a good look for Tom at all
And yet, Tom made him apologize on the spot and shook his hand after. Cope
seething lanklets
absolutely based
I don't know, but I'd hardly have been able to contain myself in that scenario. That shit could have easily been acid or something else that was dangerous. Props to Cruise, not many people would have remained calm in that scenario. Not only that but he established clear alpha superiority on that dumb cuck.
I'm certain this was staged to show at scientology groups because he goes through their social drills on it. They regularly drill how to get through every possible social situation in their cult that's why you see so many of them become public figures like kneesovertoesguy or Eric Burg. Compare this to him screaming his lungs out over some set technician not wearing a mask over their nose. Two different people.
CGI
If that was acid, his career would've been over.
we couldve a kino two face
He stays hydrated.
Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk
Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine
Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman
It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk
Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom
Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44
Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese
28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died
Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese
Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.
If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?
Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise
When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese
When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise
The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.
Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women
Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk
And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise
>Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise
Lost it
wtf kek
based AI, I will kill you last on the humans vs machine war
>I swear, Matrix, you did!
>Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk
Your whole family is to be executed
he made the guy cry. how do I utilise that pure chad energy
A gay guy in college told me I reminded him of Tom Cruise in the way I acted and carried myself. What did he mean by this?
You’re a repressed homosexual
No I'm straight. I think he was referring to my general demeanour in how I spoke to people and whatnot.
>No! I'm a fishing for a compliment. Try again.
He meant you're a repressed homosexual narcissist and under 5'7. Totally without the charisma, ability and sheer based power of Thomas Mapother IV.
You’re running from your gay thoughts anon
It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, if you're a scientologist you are a fricking moron
Better be a scientologist than a shabbos goy in hollywood israelite cults
>Guy squirts Cruise with water
>Cruise gently holds his hand and chides him like a father might do to his kid
>Orbiters wipe Cruise's face and try to lead him away but he waves them off
>Still won't let the guy's hand go
>Guy breaks down sobbing
Absolutely power. What about MJ?
>Appears on the stage
>Stands still for several minutes like a Greek statue and doesn't move at all
>Women start to actually swoon and pass out
>They all have to be carried out by paramedics
Lol he lost his composure here
Choose your betrayal
he doesn't deserve it bros
poor Tom should've stayed Catholic and married someone not famous
He was way too good looking for that troll-faced b***h on top. Big breasts though
Look at these interviews, he's a master of charisma:
I... liked The Colour of Money, it's good.
>no one posted the webm of him stumbling and falling like a drunk