A certain anon has been using one particular type of Dreamworks shitposting recently, so let's use a different type of Dreamworks shitposting. So how about an oink thread?
A certain anon has been using one particular type of Dreamworks shitposting recently, so let's use a different type of Dreamworks shitposting.
Imagine hating a random children's movie character as much as that guy hated Astrid.
Why did he hate Astrid?
from what I heard he was brown and most likely couldn't believe woman dared to be interesting. So he had to correct that.
Oil money is so powerful.
Probably reminded him of a crush who rejected him
You know I've only seen the first HTTYD movie once, and never any of the sequels.
I should probably fix that.
You should consider yourself lucky, because I've heard the sequels weren't as good as the first.
You can kinda say that about many sequels, but I've heard some good things about them, that they're at the very least "good", which is more than can be said for sequels like KFP4 or Shrek 3.
TBF, they were given Chris Sanders' blessing, so I'd expect them not to be total shit.
Did Shrek 2 rob his house and burn it down with his family trapped inside?
It poisoned his water supply, burned his crops and delivered a plague unto his houses!
Shrek 2 killed his grandma
Probably, but I DO think it was the cataclysm for canceling good shit like Tusker.
He said in a previous thread that his parents took him to see it when he was young and that during the film his mother and father left for the bathroom. In reality they actually ditched him at the movie theater and left the country (this happened in the Phillipines). He was left to be raised by his alcoholic Aunt and her abusive boyfriend. He claims this event had nothing to do with his hatred of shrek 2 however.
That's genuinely saddening, and I hope this person ends up getting their mental health sorted out.
>Back in theaters
>Tomorrow
>20th anniversary
Ew, sounds like Disney's failed attempt at re-releasing shit into theaters. That may have worked pre-home video, but it doesn't work anymore.
Astrid is so perfect. What the frick did she do to deserve this?
I just want an excuse to say that nearly all of their movies are shit.
>So how about an oink thread?
you belong in the TRASH.
Dafuq is an "oink" thread, even?
>t. spider pig
Yep, newbie here
Huzzah! I haven't given a customary "Lurk Moar homosexual" in years!
I try to lurk, but tbh's got more spam than a boomer's gmail account.
Ok. Well, you need to know about "Oinked" is that some sicko asked a artist named Polyle to draw a bunch of Astrid Hofferson porn. It very NSFW and very dark, the sort of stuff that tests your sanity.
So naturally, it's a bit of a staple in these parts.
>run-of-the-mill porn artists
Pshhh, nothing I haven't already seen before.
Go look it up then if you're so wienery.
This is just the kind of shit blargsnarf would make.
>blargsnarf
oink
>O I N K !
A certain anon really, really, REALLY likes blargsnarf.
Nice.
>ywn turn a beautiful and fierce warrior girl into your docile doting loving wife