>a few more reps and I can fight Superman!
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...and he did, lol
This lmao. homies haven't even seen the movie.
Because of his iron man suit he could've never lifted in his life and nothing would be different
perhaps he needed that base level of strength to operate the suit effectively in the first length, to be fair
this is just cope, it's never explained in the movie. Maybe snyder just wanted to film Ben bare chest
No matter how much you work out it won't get you as strong as a guerilla
noun: guerilla
a member of a small independent group taking part in irregular fighting, typically against larger regular forces.
"this town fell to the guerrillas"
What did he mean by this?
maybe he was listening to Ronnie Talk to Russia and got confused
His knees would've been complete garbage at this point in his life.
>Superman exists
>IF WE EVEN HAVE ONCE CHANCE TO GENOCIDE THIS homosexual WITH A CAPE WE HAVE TO TAKE IT NO I DONT NEED ANY BACKUP I CAN DO THIS WITH MY SHITTY LANCE
Even Nolan knew that shit needed magical solution.
If he really thought there was a possibility that Superman would turn on humans, and since this Batman clearly had no problem killing people, why the frick would he take the chance of fighting him hand to hand and using a fricking spear instead of just shooting him with a kryptonite bullet. I know it wouldn't be as cinematic, and I know Snyder was using The Dark Knight Returns, but there was a reason why Batman was fighting him hand to hand in that comic and he had no intention of killing him.
I hate this movie and Zach Snyder is terrible.
Did you forget the entire "powerlessness" bit? He felt weak in the face of LE SUPERMAN. His entire life felt meaningless and gay in the face of LE ALIEN.
This is why he wanted to get up and close to that homie and prove to himself that he was the stronger man. That men still matter and that he can kick all kinds of ass.
Yeah, they gave Lex Luthor's motivation to Batman. Superman could have easily killed him if he wanted to. He had no idea how long the gas would work, and taking him on hand to hand, when he was aware of Superman's physical abilities was suicide.
Batman in that movie was suicidal, though, so i don't hold it against the movie. Specially when you tackle the political aspects of the movie.
>Specially when you tackle the political aspects of the movie.
You can't see it, but my eyes have rolled into the back of my head. I don't even know how I'm typing this right now.
>hollywood is run by democrats
>somehow surprised movies are political
yeh and I'm sure the trump film coming out juuust before the elections staring a marvel actor is just coincidence.
>something so banal couldn't have been thought up by two distinct people, it has to be a REFERENCE and that makes it DEEP
>just shooting him with a kryptonite bullet.
Seriously, it's not like Superman is faster than a speeding bullet or anything.
To be fair he did catch the first one.
this is after he met thalia algoul and probably had thousands of lazarus enemas
Yeah if he had your knees. Bruce Wayne is the top 0.1% peak human condition, I don't think his knees have any problems.
He does yoga. It's all about pilability
working out has a million benefits besides making you stronger dumbass. it's worth it to lift heavy just for the cognitive gains.
anyways he had to get stronger to wear the heavy-ass armor he was making, did you even watch the movie?
your knees go to shit if you're a sedentary moron who lives off microwave meals
lifting heavy actually improves joint health as well as bone density.
>your knees go to shit if you're a sedentary moron who lives off microwave meals
wtf how did u know
It’s not just lifting, doing batman stuff would absolutely wreck your body.
YOUR body.
Since when does falling off buildings, taking beatings on a nightly basis, being poisoned, stabbed, and shot take a physical toll? What are you a fairy?
>your knees go to shit if you're a sedentary moron who lives off microwave meals
>lifting heavy actually improves joint health as well as bone density.
Well that's the dumbest thing I'm gonna read today.
But do carry on lifting heavy bro.
Prove me wrong.
I'm 50 and deadlift 3pl8's regularly.What are you trying to say?
Lift more homosexual.
I've been lifting my entire life? I go up to 3.5pl8's but even at 315 it's over twice my weight. I look great for my age
>cognitive gains
he's batman
you think the millionaire can't afford the best of everything?
>>a few more reps and I can fight Superman
>in the bed!
Ben was at his happiest here. With the lads.
SOVL
just good old male therapy
if i knew what kind of trash would come out in the years after, I wouldn't have been so hard on snyder
BvS has aged pretty well.
what about Martha
Ehh a little goofy but still nowhere near as bad the goofiness of current day capeshit.
It's kino.
If you like the melodrama type shit of people like Douglas Sirk, the Martha shit is absolute beauty
thats the scene that somehow filters people
Extremely well.
>people STILL don't understand that batman does 100% have superpowers if he needs them at the time
its like captain americas super soldier serum suddenly becoming way more powerful depending on who he's fighting.
Yeah Affleck, your CGI muscles are really nice. Very convincing stuff. I wouldn't want to meet this tough 45 year old man in an alley.
Batman works out all the time, Superman or no Superman. He needs to be in top shape to do what he does.
He literally fought Superman hand-to-hand
>wide grip meme
Imagine thinking you're going to improve your strength to any significant degree within a few days time lmao
He is superhuman and is very smart and probably use the best peds and combinations and probably creates his own drugs too.
Yeah, Batman definitely juices.
The entire ethos of batman is that he is just human moron
A roiding human is still human.
>Super advanced technology to augment his combat abilities
Fine
>Super advanced medical technology to augment his combat abilities
Not fine?
That's his normal training you moron
>"I don't know how training montages work"
See, it was a BSDM sess and the safety word was Martha
bravo nolan
>Never seen Superman deadlift, he's gotta be a weak frick
White guys rape so many 3 year old girls buttholes
It's not about the strength.
It's about the mentality.
and he did
>fight? yes. win? no.
it was to be strong enough to bare the weight of his suit dumbass
Lifting turns you into a homo. Lifting + steroids either wrecks your heart or turns you into a troony. There's a reason even /lgbt/ makes fun of Cinemaphile
Exercise, but do outdoors stuff, like mountain biking, hiking etc. Gyms are for gays
>Deadlifts you onto my rock hard throbbing erection
>Hip thrusts into your tight little bussy until you call me Daddy and beg for my load
>Puts you into the camel clutch, breaks your back, fricks your ass and makes you humble
Who's the gay now, b***hboi?
morons misunderstanding The Dark Knight Returns was the worst thing to ever happen to Batman, Superman and DC as a whole
Change 'Superman' to chad or whatever and enjoy your free replies on Cinemaphile
I have to say video game shit has me missing comic book shit
I prefer my portrayal of Batman to not require CGI abs and wigs, thank you very much.
Soiman
Is not batman supposed to be a ninja? this guy looks like a fricking dumb hired muscle of some low level gangster
He mastered like a hundred martial arts. Not just ninja stuff.
You're a fricking dumbass, seriously
Supergays still mad their Mary Sue will always be mogged by Batman
Reminder that Bale is the best Batman ever
FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
Why are we acting like this scene exists for any reason other than to appeal to women?
>a few more reps and then i will message that twink on grindr
Literally me!