>a few more reps and I can fight Superman!

>a few more reps and I can fight Superman!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...and he did, lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This lmao. homies haven't even seen the movie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of his iron man suit he could've never lifted in his life and nothing would be different

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps he needed that base level of strength to operate the suit effectively in the first length, to be fair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is just cope, it's never explained in the movie. Maybe snyder just wanted to film Ben bare chest

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how much you work out it won't get you as strong as a guerilla

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      noun: guerilla
      a member of a small independent group taking part in irregular fighting, typically against larger regular forces.
      "this town fell to the guerrillas"

      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he was listening to Ronnie Talk to Russia and got confused

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His knees would've been complete garbage at this point in his life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman exists
      >IF WE EVEN HAVE ONCE CHANCE TO GENOCIDE THIS homosexual WITH A CAPE WE HAVE TO TAKE IT NO I DONT NEED ANY BACKUP I CAN DO THIS WITH MY SHITTY LANCE

      Even Nolan knew that shit needed magical solution.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he really thought there was a possibility that Superman would turn on humans, and since this Batman clearly had no problem killing people, why the frick would he take the chance of fighting him hand to hand and using a fricking spear instead of just shooting him with a kryptonite bullet. I know it wouldn't be as cinematic, and I know Snyder was using The Dark Knight Returns, but there was a reason why Batman was fighting him hand to hand in that comic and he had no intention of killing him.
        I hate this movie and Zach Snyder is terrible.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you forget the entire "powerlessness" bit? He felt weak in the face of LE SUPERMAN. His entire life felt meaningless and gay in the face of LE ALIEN.
          This is why he wanted to get up and close to that homie and prove to himself that he was the stronger man. That men still matter and that he can kick all kinds of ass.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they gave Lex Luthor's motivation to Batman. Superman could have easily killed him if he wanted to. He had no idea how long the gas would work, and taking him on hand to hand, when he was aware of Superman's physical abilities was suicide.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Batman in that movie was suicidal, though, so i don't hold it against the movie. Specially when you tackle the political aspects of the movie.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Specially when you tackle the political aspects of the movie.
                You can't see it, but my eyes have rolled into the back of my head. I don't even know how I'm typing this right now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hollywood is run by democrats
                >somehow surprised movies are political
                yeh and I'm sure the trump film coming out juuust before the elections staring a marvel actor is just coincidence.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >something so banal couldn't have been thought up by two distinct people, it has to be a REFERENCE and that makes it DEEP

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just shooting him with a kryptonite bullet.
          Seriously, it's not like Superman is faster than a speeding bullet or anything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair he did catch the first one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is after he met thalia algoul and probably had thousands of lazarus enemas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah if he had your knees. Bruce Wayne is the top 0.1% peak human condition, I don't think his knees have any problems.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does yoga. It's all about pilability

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      working out has a million benefits besides making you stronger dumbass. it's worth it to lift heavy just for the cognitive gains.

      anyways he had to get stronger to wear the heavy-ass armor he was making, did you even watch the movie?

      your knees go to shit if you're a sedentary moron who lives off microwave meals
      lifting heavy actually improves joint health as well as bone density.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your knees go to shit if you're a sedentary moron who lives off microwave meals
        wtf how did u know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not just lifting, doing batman stuff would absolutely wreck your body.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOUR body.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since when does falling off buildings, taking beatings on a nightly basis, being poisoned, stabbed, and shot take a physical toll? What are you a fairy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your knees go to shit if you're a sedentary moron who lives off microwave meals
        >lifting heavy actually improves joint health as well as bone density.
        Well that's the dumbest thing I'm gonna read today.
        But do carry on lifting heavy bro.
        Prove me wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 50 and deadlift 3pl8's regularly.What are you trying to say?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lift more homosexual.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been lifting my entire life? I go up to 3.5pl8's but even at 315 it's over twice my weight. I look great for my age

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cognitive gains

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's batman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think the millionaire can't afford the best of everything?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>a few more reps and I can fight Superman
    >in the bed!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ben was at his happiest here. With the lads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just good old male therapy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i knew what kind of trash would come out in the years after, I wouldn't have been so hard on snyder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BvS has aged pretty well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about Martha

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ehh a little goofy but still nowhere near as bad the goofiness of current day capeshit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's kino.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you like the melodrama type shit of people like Douglas Sirk, the Martha shit is absolute beauty

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats the scene that somehow filters people

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely well.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people STILL don't understand that batman does 100% have superpowers if he needs them at the time

    its like captain americas super soldier serum suddenly becoming way more powerful depending on who he's fighting.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Affleck, your CGI muscles are really nice. Very convincing stuff. I wouldn't want to meet this tough 45 year old man in an alley.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman works out all the time, Superman or no Superman. He needs to be in top shape to do what he does.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He literally fought Superman hand-to-hand

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wide grip meme

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking you're going to improve your strength to any significant degree within a few days time lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is superhuman and is very smart and probably use the best peds and combinations and probably creates his own drugs too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Batman definitely juices.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire ethos of batman is that he is just human moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A roiding human is still human.
          >Super advanced technology to augment his combat abilities
          Fine
          >Super advanced medical technology to augment his combat abilities
          Not fine?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's his normal training you moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"I don't know how training montages work"

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    See, it was a BSDM sess and the safety word was Martha
    bravo nolan

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Never seen Superman deadlift, he's gotta be a weak frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White guys rape so many 3 year old girls buttholes

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about the strength.
    It's about the mentality.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and he did

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fight? yes. win? no.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was to be strong enough to bare the weight of his suit dumbass

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting turns you into a homo. Lifting + steroids either wrecks your heart or turns you into a troony. There's a reason even /lgbt/ makes fun of Cinemaphile
    Exercise, but do outdoors stuff, like mountain biking, hiking etc. Gyms are for gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Deadlifts you onto my rock hard throbbing erection
      >Hip thrusts into your tight little bussy until you call me Daddy and beg for my load
      >Puts you into the camel clutch, breaks your back, fricks your ass and makes you humble
      Who's the gay now, b***hboi?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons misunderstanding The Dark Knight Returns was the worst thing to ever happen to Batman, Superman and DC as a whole

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Change 'Superman' to chad or whatever and enjoy your free replies on Cinemaphile

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to say video game shit has me missing comic book shit

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer my portrayal of Batman to not require CGI abs and wigs, thank you very much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soiman

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is not batman supposed to be a ninja? this guy looks like a fricking dumb hired muscle of some low level gangster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He mastered like a hundred martial arts. Not just ninja stuff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking dumbass, seriously

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supergays still mad their Mary Sue will always be mogged by Batman

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Bale is the best Batman ever

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we acting like this scene exists for any reason other than to appeal to women?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a few more reps and then i will message that twink on grindr

    Literally me!

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