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this is why I always have a bottle of lube next to my bed
figured it was because of your uncle's nightly visits
Haha oh noooo It would definitely be like, so super duper scary if when I woke up there was a cute little asian ghost lying on top of me, her cold little hands resting on my chest while she gazes into my eyes. Unrelated question, can ghosts get pregnant?
>In the third novel, Loop, which revealed that the events of the previous two books were set in a virtual reality called LOOP, it is stated that the ring virus unwittingly escapes into the real world after its creators clone Ryuji, who is dying from the virus. The virus separates from Ryuji and mutates with a bacterium, creating a highly dangerous cancer called the Metastatic Human Cancer (MHC), which threatens all life. The cloned Ryuji, who is raised as Kaoru Futami and has no memories of his life in LOOP, eventually has to reenter the virtual reality to get the cure for both the ring virus and the MHC. In the short story "Happy Birthday", Kaoru finds a cure that neutralizes all clones in the virtual reality, causing both himself and the Sadako clones to rapidly age and die within a matter of years.
>The fifth novel, S, reveals that Masako was impregnated by Ryuji and gave birth to a girl named Akane Maruyama. Akane, unlike the Sadako clones, does not inherit the defective genes that had imperiled the clones, including Masako, who dies a few years after she is born. Meanwhile, Ryuji tries to stop the ring virus from propagating through Kazuyuki's journal but relents to allow four Sadako clones to continue existing, thinking that they have short lives and therefore pose no threat. However, the clones are killed off one by one by Ryuji's student Hiroyuki Niimura, who feels it is his duty to destroy Sadako once and for all.
wtf
The books are so stupid.
that's the most moronic thing i've ever read today
There is no way this is real. No fricking way.
It’s as real as Stephanie Meyer’s gender swapped retelling of Twilight.
This version is actually based as frick.
That's kino though. Nothing else has been as effective at helping men understand what women find attractive about their fantasies.
>Pale vampire chick and native american tomboy fight over the attention of shy loner boy
Sounds based to me.
I want a werewolf gf so fricking bad
oh my god am I being touche in bed by a...............................woman
based fencer
>is her skin.. pale??? AIEEEEEEEEE
Would the blowjob feel cold?
like warm coins and sand
WOO WOOO
it would be extremely painful
She's a cute ghost
for you
>seen so much Sadoko porn that the movie poster gets me hard
That's not Sadako, that's Kayako!
Why do japs make ghosts have blue skin?
it's hot
Why did people regard this as the scariest shit ever? I almost fell asleep watching it.
>buttplug for a logo
lmao
I haven't seen this. What does she do that makes this scary?
she's blue
Da-ba-dee
she makes a gross gurgle sound, deforms her face, and is pretty supernaturally strong. and screams.
i wonder though, if you're not afraid of her, can she actually do anything to you?
>i wonder though, if you're not afraid of her, can she actually do anything to you?
doesnt she drag you to the underworld or something
idk. the jap myth says she gets power from fear or something.
>she gets power from fear or something
So she's israeli?
She murders everyone she comes across and isn't even a ghost, more like the concentrated negative emotions of a woman's violent death that manifests in that woman's likeness
She has sex with the guy and loves him unconditionally and he's not literally me
Imagine how good her cold soft body would feel against your sweaty turgid morning wood. I'd spurt a bit of ectoplasm on her Astral form if you know what I mean
elaborate
I put da pingu in her pinku
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
WHAT IS THE CRIME? KISSING A GHOST? A SUCCULENT NIPPON GHOST? THIS IS THE GIRL WHO GOT ME ON THE PENIS, PEOPLE! THIS IS EROTICA MANIFEST.
I see you know your fellatio well Onryō
Boomer here this honestly scared the shit out of me.
nam' flashbacks?
Realistically, what's stopping him from turning her over and just letting loose?
Fear.
Fear is the mind killer,
Embrace the jizz.
True. I can't get my winkle up when I'm scared out of my mind.
did he died?
He may be the only man to ever truly live.
i would be scared stiff to say the least
>People are afraid of free morning ghost blowjobs
I don't understand why this happening is so ostracized by society.
Actually, the individual she does this to is a woman, so that wouldn't work. Seems to me like you have not seen the movie before talking about it.
>lesbian ghost
Hot
I got this movie on DVD as a teenager and was so excited because of everyone hyping up how scary it was, and then just pure disappointment.
I was never scared, but enjoyed the mood for most of it. Felt bad for the cursed characters' situations to some extent, but they were so completely ruined once they got the curse that it almost was like a comedy
This is one of the scenes the remake did better. The American version is legit scarier due to it's higher production values. The original looks like something James Rolfe might've made in college.
>mfw I go to bed horny after edging for hours and my sleep paralysis demon turns into a sleep paralysis succubus
NOOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK
Ghost blowjob!
wonder what Dan Akroyd thinks of Ju-on
This scene scared the shit out of me.
>be malevolent ghost
>ready to scare your next victim
>see pic related
>hear “mai waifu!” as he shoves your face in his crotch, the vile stench of smegma filling your delicate nostrils
What do you think she would do at this point?