>AAAHHHHH SHE'S SMILING I'M GOING INSAAANE

>AAAHHHHH SHE'S SMILING I'M GOING INSAAANE

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this??

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl this spooked me bros

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I thought pink sweater is on the roof of the car, not walking up to it and swinging her head around upside down. Got me when I realized what was happening.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        this was more spooky and unsettling then i was expecting

        i have hopes for this

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I hope there's better scares, the one in the trailer shouldn't have been spoiled.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hilarious

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        So it's Ring but with smiles?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think shit like that loses its effectiveness when the movie starts to explain the phenomenon, which this movie will probably do. The scariest piece of media I ever watched is the music video for black hole sun by soundgarden. It doesn't explain shit, it just starts like a dream and soon turns into a nightmare where plastic american faces distort with smiles until scorching heath melts everything and people see their loved ones get suck into air and woman sees her baby turn into levitating piece of goo.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's about heroin. If it's a Soundgarden song, it's about heroin

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            And the title sounds like they were stoned, saw a picture of a solar eclipse and said "dude it looks like the sun is a black hole, like a black hole sun".

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            The song isnt really about anything, just about vague negative feelings like many grunge lyrics. The whole video was some directors idea, probably had a shitton of money to throw on experimental cgi as music videos were the king of media back then

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Smiling Bros I don't feel so good

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          who are you talking to?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            If you are not a Smiling Bro, shut the fuck up gay

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >European's adventures in America

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        There is A-Train

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >18 million views
        society is prolapsing

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same video that they put in other videos as ads, so they count all the views even when people didn't want to see it. That's why it has the 5-second version of the trailer at the start, so you see the movie's title before you can skip the ad.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Damn... it's because men always tell women to "smile more" baka. This might be a horror trailer to you, but to us this is literally reality.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >it's because men always tell women to "smile more" baka.
          Is this an American thing? Because I've literally never seen or heard anyone I know or anyone around me in a public place say that.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Women look way hotter when they're smiling unless you're super into cold bitches and some guys think it's smart to basically tell them this.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            It's one of those imaginary feminist scenarios they haven't retired yet, like whistling construction workers.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a guy and lots of gay guys have told me that but women tell me that all the time too, especially older women. Conversely, I have not heard someone say that to a woman unless there's already conflict and it's meant to be a dig, so I don't think I've heard it ever said like Twitter thinks it should happen.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >2022 AD
        >Movies are still ripping off The Ring and changing minor details

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Haha, don't you get it? It's a creepy smile! It's not normal. It's spoopy and edgy! 😀

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Looks ok. Don't really give a fuck what retards on /misc/ think, I'll probably watch this and enjoy it.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't really give a fuck what retards on /misc/ think
          if it were true, you wouldn't have mentioned it

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        this is literally "old lady in the walls" level of bullshit

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Huh huh huh huh *strings* huh huh huh huh *winding up a jack-in the box noises* you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die *bass drop fart noise* huh huh huh huh I'm just really scared that somethings going to happen *waterphone* coming to a theater near you *plucks cello string* Smile about a boy who tells the story about how he got his scars.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/VnZ2YqA.png

        >AAAHHHHH SHE'S SMILING I'M GOING INSAAANE

        I hate when trailers spoil the big spooky payoffs

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Seems very "The Ring"ish but a bit more eventful

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        > 🙂
        AAAAAAAAAAHH GOD HELLLP MEEEEE

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        not sure why but this got me shaken bros fr no cap

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why did something this stupid scare me so much bros. How do I stop being such a baby that gets scared by everything? I just want to be brave.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        everything is so fucking soulless and lame now because it all caters to soulless and lame women

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why are all the smiling people white? What are they trying to say?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        and i thought horror couldnt get any shittier at this point lmao

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf is this??
      Being told to smile be strangers who think you're pretty is... le scary!

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    kinda excited to see this ngl
    i enjoyed it follows, this seems like that

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, that would scare the living shit out of me, but the movie looks dumb.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    All these movies about seeing something and being driven insane by it seem like they are prepping us for something

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's been a horror trope forever, the cause of the smiling shit is probably a demon, parasite, or some kind of sickness.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      like They Live?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      If they start spinning around in movies too we're fucked vaxbros

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Go to therapy

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically get better friends and talk to a therapist

        THE ILLUMINATI THE SECRET TRIANGLE SOCIAL CONDITIONING THE GREAT RESET THEY WILL TAKE MY GRAPHICS CARD AND I WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE LE HAPPY LIKE THE ARTICLE SAYS FROM 10 YEARS AGO

        Take your medicine.

        Get your booster, livestock.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      along with the over 18 rule can there be an under 50 age cap to post here?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Your post is unintelligible

        • 7 days ago
          Anοnymous

          you must be an esl

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          cap as it's used in finances not in zoomer newspeak, if youre confused about anything else then i dont know what to say

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            cap means lie

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >in finances

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                fr fr

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                i hope you get raped and that it's not bussin

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Sneed sells seed

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't you dumbshit zoomer. You underage retards are so fucking stupid, seriously. You can't pick up new words just from context. Same reason why you dumbfucks all think 'based' just means 'cool'. It doesn't and you're all fucking stupid as shit. I was never half as dumb as you cunts are when I was a kid.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          He's saying that like how you have to be 18+ to post here, you should also have to be under 50, that 50 should be the age cap.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          you're not white

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Your post is unintelligible

        No one under 18 admitted, no one over 50 admitted. 18 <= anon >= 50

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically get better friends and talk to a therapist

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      THE ILLUMINATI THE SECRET TRIANGLE SOCIAL CONDITIONING THE GREAT RESET THEY WILL TAKE MY GRAPHICS CARD AND I WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE LE HAPPY LIKE THE ARTICLE SAYS FROM 10 YEARS AGO

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Take your medicine.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >All these movies about seeing something and being driven insane by it seem like they are prepping us for something

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This actually looks watchable

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you a fan of the bye bye man too?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    wow this looks fucking stupid. it's like the 'zoomer' trend of taking something mundane but putting it in an out of context situation and that makes it totally hecking scary and bone chilling.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Back rooms Are scary, boomer.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Backrooms arr comfy
        Would sleep and run naked there

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >taking something mundane but putting it in an out of context situation and that makes it totally hecking scary and bone chilling.
      That was being done way before zoomers.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The Blair Witch Project did that with the even more mundane thing of someone standing with their back to you. I mean, a basic, ancient scary thing is there being a face at the window, probably in your bedroom. In a basic way, it's just a person looking at you but that can be one of the most unsettling things in certain contexts.

        >it's like the 'zoomer' trend of taking something mundane but putting it in an out of context situation

        You're aware this was a thing since the days of Sigmund fucking Freud right? "The familiar made strange"? I think you're the zoomer.

        and it's still a current zoomer trend. so spoopy

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's already been explained to you, but whatever.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Blair Witch Project did that with the even more mundane thing of someone standing with their back to you. I mean, a basic, ancient scary thing is there being a face at the window, probably in your bedroom. In a basic way, it's just a person looking at you but that can be one of the most unsettling things in certain contexts.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >it's like the 'zoomer' trend of taking something mundane but putting it in an out of context situation

      You're aware this was a thing since the days of Sigmund fucking Freud right? "The familiar made strange"? I think you're the zoomer.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mundane made uncanny is the shit most of your nightmares are made of, anon, that's why it works.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >what if there was a pink cup cake?
      >you see it on your desk
      >now on your car!
      >now in the middle of a green field
      >now in the center of your garage!
      >now in your bed!!!!
      >now in your dreams!!!!!!!!!
      >le heckin scarywary pink cupcake with creepy music!!!!
      >WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!!!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >i got no (you)s

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHH WHITE PEOPLE SMILING!!!

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    h-hot

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the blowjobs.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    So it’s The Ring but with smiling?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, really.
      So many horror movies are [I saw something] [I did something] and now its passed onto me, let's research the past victims and try to figure it out.

      It seems alright as a flick to watch with friends but this trope is tiresome

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling the inspiration for this was the meme about men telling women to smile all the time?

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >long period of silence and nothing happening
    >LOUD NOISE AND SOMETHING APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
    wow so scary, never been done before

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    this sequel to Truth or Dare really is something

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey, I'm the other person who's seen Truth or Dare. You and I, we're the only two.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    So it's it follows?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      learn English you retarded freak

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Fak you bloody basterd

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        not sure what hole you crawled out of but that looks like the english language

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It is English you ESL troglodyte.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >So it's (the movie) It Follows?
        It was perfectly understandable for people raised with the English language esl.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Smiles are creepy. That's why I never smile.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Me on bottom right

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        cheebze.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    bared teeth is a sign of hostility. if someone you barely know or a stranger smiles at you, be on guard

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      We're human beings, not dogs. I'm not going to be on guard because someone smiled at me.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. never been in any even mildly cutthroat social circle

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          The way you phrase things it sounds like you haven't interacted with a human in the same room since you were put in solitary confinement for biting one of the nurses.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            you may be on to something there

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Be on meds

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic sausage fingers typed this.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Ivan

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Truman gets arrested after going into a defensive stance towards smiling pedestrians

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        id watch that, man noone knows how to make good reality tv

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why evil people always smile?

      you two should hang out

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >How to tell someone is from Finland the post

      how do you do fellow snow monkey

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this movie do the stupid "crreepy cgi smile" gimmick before? This movie is wish upon tier

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know the smiles in Smile didn't seem as bad as this was.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens..
      When you live in a society for too long....

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO YOUR HEAD CAN'T JUST FALL OFF FOR NO REASON!
    >IT HAS TO STAY ATTACHED TO YOUR NECK!!!!
    >I'M GOING INSAAANE

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its still attached to her neck

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOO BIRDS CAN'T JUST ATTACK YOU FOR NO REASON!
      >THEY JUST FLY AROUND OR PERCH ON TREES!!!!
      >I'M GOING INSAAAANE
      You can do that for anything.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO BIRDS CAN'T JUST ATTACK YOU FOR NO REASON!
        They are not dogs, they actually need a reason to attack.
        Avian master race is not some filthing noggerman or nogbull-terrier.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your head attached to your neck is reddit as fuck

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    She cute
    I would give her a kissy

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest, I can't even bring myself to watch the trailer. That kind of thing is really unsettling to me. I know the tone your reacting to it is that it's some zoomer trash but it reminds me of a Junji Ito story.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      > a Junji Ito story.
      That's exactly what I thought of.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      really? junji ito? how?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't familiar with his work?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          no i am, loved uzumaki and hellstar remina i just dont get the comparison. i know tone is impossible to convey 100% through text but it was a genuine question because i feel like im missing something

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            A shittier imitation of junkie ito is what they meant

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's the smiling and the whole neck stretching thing, seems like something he'd do and has done before.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              i mean i could see it vaguely reminding you of one beautifully illustrated page in a story of his that makes this look like mozarella baked shit but idk seems reaching. more like you WANT it to remind you of junji ito

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's the fact that Ito stuff often has things that aren't really a direct threat (e.g. like being trapped in a room with a lion) but are actually things that potentially aren't even a threat at all. It's just unsettling. Like all the people travelling to the mountain to fit through the hole until they become stretched out and deformed. You're not thinking "Oh no, I hope I don't have an urge to go to a weird hole in a mountain and squeeze in!" or "Oh no, I hope I don't see spirals everywhere - I hate spirals!"

                It's just a weird thing that makes you uncomfortable in a way that's hard to shake. The far end of the spectrum from a slasher movie where it's like "wouldn't it be bad to be stabbed to death?" Yes, yes it would. I alrea0gsmkdy knew that, though.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                my personal fav is "Long Dream".

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                good pick, this was a crazy story

                reminded me on the short story the jaunt by stephen king

                nightmare fuel

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                stephen kings short stories are so so much better than his full length novels. the guy loses his train of thought in an obvious trainwreck kind of way (it's the one advantage Dean Koontz has on him). i havent read that one though, ill have to check it out

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing I've ever enjoyed of King's is The Dark Tower and the underage gangbang in IT.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                the dark tower is 10/10 until you get to wizard and glass. i love the black girl with the dr jekyll/ mr hyde thing (her mr hyde is literally an oogabooga moron)

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >dean koontz
                If someone recommends another odd thomas story to me ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO FREAK! NOBODY ACTS LIKE THATNgay CHARACTER LITERALLY NO ONE ITS SO JARRING THERE IS NO SENSE OF INTERNAL GROWTH

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      just download 3-4 best horrors and watch them all in a row. I was a pussy like you for 27 years of my life but then I torrented every movie I was afraid of and marathoned through them. You fear the unknown.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >27
        >scared of images in a tube

        kek, I stopped being scared of horror movies when I was 12 or something. Now it's either really boring or really funny.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >only in theatres
    Why not in cinemas?

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Will it be kino?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      no, western countries forgot how to make horror

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      the pajeet meme was my first thought too

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why are pajeets so creepy? Is it because i never do the needful and they can smell my noncompliance to their poodoo?

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks decent but since we're ripping on it for unoriginality, they stole the premise of the only survivor hiding in prison/mental hospital from death/smiling demon. I do kinda wanna see how Mr Smiley gets the guy in prison though.

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >license and registration please

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like something that would be considered "spooky" in 2003

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THAT A SMILE? I AM GOING INSANEEEE moron MAN SAVE MEEEE
    >DIRECTED BY literally who
    great

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer looks terrifying. Can't wait. It'll probably be one of those modern horror masterpieces that /misc/ unjustly hates, like The Babadook.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I think people are being to hard on this movie and are jumping to conclusions.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I feel like the trailer might be stronger than the movie but it looks interesting enough. Better than It Follows, which I hated.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Gay. Retarded.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      the babadook was fucking terrible though. like laughably bad. people defending it kept saying it was a good movie just because it used symbolism but the symbolism was ham fisted obvious shit and the horror elements fell flatter than a crepe

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was better than Get Out, another film that's not that good but gets overrated because of a meta element like symbolism or message. Get Out wasn't scary at all, not even a little creepy. The Babadook didn't particularly scare me but I wouldn't want to watch it at 2AM on my own, tbh. Get Out, well that'd be as scary as watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop at 2AM.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Babadook was legitimately creepy at times. Get Out wasn't actually even a horror. It was more like
          >Ahhh shiieet das right I do be feelin uncomfortable around wypipo!

  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Another shitty AI art thread? Why can't these dumb programs get human bodies and proportions right? The head placement is eay off.

  30. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >some bro smilin
    >wypipo be like: AUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DFIS SHIT SCARY FR FR FR
    yall bros weird af

  31. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ghost woman
    you chose the wrong mark

  32. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    finner bros, we won!

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why evil people always smile?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      To hide their intentions.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because they know they're living life how it's meant to be lived rather than imprisoning themselves in a cage of virtue signalling and sacrificing their happiness for others.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be downloading this upon release and then watching it at Double speed while playing Dark Souls in the background

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i guffawed

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      cheesed to meet you

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Horror is ineffective, because real life is always worse.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    white people scary frfr

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OHHH MY GOD TH-THEY ARE SMILING TOO MUCH AHHHHHHHHH!
    THE ONLY THING SCARIER IS... IS AN EMPTY HOTEL AHHHHHHHHH!
    BUT
    BUBUT WHAT IF SOMEONE SMILED IN THE POOL OHBMY GOD I SCARED MYSELF HALF TONDEATH JUST THINKIJG ABOUT IT
    AHHHHHHH!

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How would someone do this with their neck?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      For the jumpscare.

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

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