>Abomination is now a pacifist self-help guru for reformed supervillains with a side hustle as a cage fighter with his best bro Wong
This dude had a wild ride in the MCU.
>Abomination is now a pacifist self-help guru for reformed supervillains with a side hustle as a cage fighter with his best bro Wong
This dude had a wild ride in the MCU.
Why is everyone in the MCU completely goofy now? Its like Feige took the quips meme and said "LETS BUILD OUT FUTURE AROUND THAT LMAO"
>Why is everyone in the MCU completely goofy now?
Thor, Hulk and who else?
>She Hulk
>Abomination
I would add the Guardians too but that would be cheating
She-Hulk has always been goofy.
>He hasn't read Savage.
Let me guess you've only touched Slott's Ally McBeal ripoff?
Spiderman and Ironman too.
To be fair, they weren't that goofy.
Why do redditors get filtered so hard by a little bit of camp?
>redditors
Holy projection!
>everything I dont like is redditors
Yawn
>filtered so hard by a little bit of camp?
Because it's inorganic, it's forcing everyone to be nice when there's no reason for it other than "B-BUTBUT BUT IT'S MARVEL IT'S DISNEY" and you not being able to understand this unless your favorite MCU hero cracked jokes about rape
Bathos isn't camp, It's a different form of "Frick You".
>a little bit of camp?
It's not a "little bit" of camp you obnoxious homosexual, it's fricking everywhere and every character is just becoming an amalgamation of the same shitty archetype
Redditors are the ones who love this shit the most
What are you on about?
>ARGGGGH I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE EDGY JUST LIKE THE BOYS
Is it wrong that some people just want sincere heroes sometimes? Not everything needs to be either a goofy childish show or an edgy childish show.
yeah nowadays the MCU is full of:
>Character 1: *Gives an impassioned description of their motives.*
>Character 2: [Derisive Snort.mp4]
Nobody likes nerds.
Hey, moron. I'll let you in on a little secret. Ready?
The differences between The Boys and something like Waititi or Whedon capeshit are purely cosmetic because it all comes from the same place of being ashamed of capeshit.
She-Hulk's best runs are all goofy.
Oh no, a character in a comedy show is going to be funny!
>I'll defeat this villain with delicious Hostess FruitPies
Yeah that's why I liked DC. Nothing in the marvel movies matters, nothing at all. Every punch, argument and death means nothing. It's all a joke.
>Meanwhile, Superman dies in a movie and is brought back from the dead in the next
Oh, yeah, DC has stakes, man.
That's the funny thing. Superman dies in one movie and it has a bigger effect on the world in DC than half of the universe being murdered over in Marvel. On top of that bringing back Superman may have sealed the fate of the Earth leading to its destruction. The things that happen actually mattered outside of the ending stinger. What a concept.
Snydercucks are actually insane
>Superman dies in one movie and it has a bigger effect on the world in DC than half of the universe being murdered over in Marvel
The frick? No it doesn't. The big change is that the bad guy comes in and Batman wants to make a team. Other than that and a token parade, it's business as usual.
The Justice League forming is the biggest game changer in the DC Universe. The death of Superman put Batman on the road to building it. How is this even a question?
Imagine the Justice League movie if Superman hadn't died. It wouldn't have formed! Truly a game changer.
I see you're an idiot now. Well carry on.
DC movies don't matter, period.
>Hulk teases Abomination returning by letting him like in 2008
>People anticipate his return every phase for 13 years
>he just became nice off screen
I think he might actually be the first MCU villain to be completely redeemed.
He wasn't really that bad a guy. Magic drugs gave him a couple bad days.
>He wasn't really that bad a guy
Anon he killed several people during his rampage.
homosexual.
It was the untested drugs his superior officer gave him. All those deaths are on General Ross's head.
While i'll concede that Ross is responsible for those deaths, Blonsky still had enough awareness to be a deliberate dickhead by taunting Ross and just enjoying his slaughter.
So did bucky, and wanda
Bucky is a more complex case due to brainwashing and amnesia shenanigans, but Wanda is inexcusable for letting the Hulk out on a fricking city, to say the least of her frickups.
I'm not going to discuss the ethics of weapon dealership and USA goverment dickery. however, i'll say that he wasn't selling his tech to anyone, even putting the entire thing to a stop the moment he found out his stuff was being handed to the wrong people.
>He killed several people during his rampage
Tony Stark was a literal arms dealer before he got his shit together.
No, he wasn't. Tony was a defense contractor. You make it sound like tony was handing weapons to thugs and insurgents, indiscriminately. He wasn't. His company was, but only behind his back.
Yeah he was doing worse, he was contracting to the government to assist it in killing hundreds of thousands of innocents as part of a phony war.
OG Loki had finally received the love and respect of his family and people, shortly before getting THANOS'D, but still.
He went mental because of the various enhancements that Ross gave him. Which led him to a downward spiral that ultimately led to him becoming Abomination.
Still not as jarring as Banner subduing Hulk offscreen.
No, you autist, it's about not making every single character the same character out of nowhere.
Subduing him off screen after they had their worst falling out yet, no less. Did Banner like use Hulk's weekend emotional state to just erase his psyche? Or did he come to him in a time of need so they saw eye to eye? There such a missing chunk there.
I hope they introduce him as a support character that eventually goes full gorilla, possibly due to Jen's actions...
...but knowing how gimped Marvel is, Abomination will most likely be a goofy quirky sidekick with one or two epic meem scenes.
Isn't that already really similar to what Hulk is doing? Not much of dynamic here. All the gammas are just mellow now I guess.
>You wouldn't like me when I'm mildly annoyed
>This dude had a wild ride in the MCU.
Yeah, entirely off screen.
It will be on your screen when the show comes out
No it won’t you moron, because in She-Hulk he will already have gone through the change which happened entirely off screen
He got therapy in prison. Simple as.
Why'd he grow Fins?
I know Classic Abomination has them. But what's the reason for MCU Abomination, growing them.
Banner changed more tbf
Frick the MCU
He's also one of the longest surviving villains in the MCU from his first film until now. The only other technical one is Zola who may be on a USB drive or a few thousand floppy disks somewhere.
I know people feel that a hulk movie being done by the MCU wouldn't work, but its so fricking stupid that they weren't even able to make any movies for the guy because of universal being c**ts
MCU gammas seem like a well mannered folk
This sounds straight out of Harvey Birdman. And I'm 100% here for it.
So MCU Hulk has officially zero enemies now, got it
Isn't Leader still out there doing nothing
Depends on if Fury’s Big Week is canon.
In that, he was captured and being studied by SHIELD. But with SHIELD being disbanded, I guess the result would still be the same.
Godzilla.
Oh frick off, this can't be the same guy that I saw giving Hulk a savage beating when I was a kid. Those comics were pure kino, this shit is pure shit I ain't watching it.
I can already imagine the sitcom
Everybody loves the Abomination!
*audience claps*
>I can already imagine the sitcom
It IS a fricking sitcom!
>the Hulk is so irrelevant in the MCU for this to be able to happen
I miss those old hulk movies
porcupine
I find it really weird hearing complaints about SHE HULK being comedic. That’s kind of her bag.
No problem with She Hulk but Hulk and Abomination aren't known for their comedy bits.
Yeah but this is in the context of her show, and would apply the same to her books
>Mr Blonsky I'm putting together a teeeeem
That's a long way of saying Abomination just a homosexual.
This is awfully stupid, so is he okay with being in prison for his relatively small crimes.
He could have been an avengers
for a moment i thought it was the demon from jeepers creepers
That's pretty neat. Still not going to watch any Marvel goyslop but pretty neat nonetheless.
I know this is MCU but this sounds liek some shit you would find in the harley quinn show which is a parody. Wtf marvel
You think they'll go full moron and have comics as actual legal documents?