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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shall now be known as Darth.. VADAH

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Revenge of the SIT

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people have a issue with the chips that activate inside the clones heads for them to obey order 66? I’ve seen a lot of people shit on theta plot point and I never understood why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a retcon made by Filoni because he couldn't bear saying goodby to his clone OC's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes a lot of brevity away from the conflict. Saying the clones are mind controlled is like saying the jedi are infallible and didn't deserve what happened to them. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but that is the point of the tragedy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unnecessary addition. Before, the clones were genetically modified to be more receptive to orders and authority, and indoctrinated to be completely loyal to the Chancellor. Only a few special ops variations of troopers had free will to the degree that they could disregard orders.

        But in TCW the individuality of every random butthole clone was amped up to 11 with all of them ignoring orders every five minutes and cultivating individual personalities complete with every dumbass rendition of a buzzcut you can conceive of, so suddenly it had to be literal mindcontrol facilitated by a secret chip in the brain. I guess millions of head wound MRIs just never noticed.

        chips are silly but the alternative is probably sillier.
        even before tcw it was already established the clones were great friends of the jedi and knew them on an almost personal level. you telling me not a single group of them would have rebelled?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unnecessary addition. Before, the clones were genetically modified to be more receptive to orders and authority, and indoctrinated to be completely loyal to the Chancellor. Only a few special ops variations of troopers had free will to the degree that they could disregard orders.

      But in TCW the individuality of every random butthole clone was amped up to 11 with all of them ignoring orders every five minutes and cultivating individual personalities complete with every dumbass rendition of a buzzcut you can conceive of, so suddenly it had to be literal mindcontrol facilitated by a secret chip in the brain. I guess millions of head wound MRIs just never noticed.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the Plinkett review, he explains how people like you didn't actually enjoy the movie and are only saying they did because its Star Wars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plinkett reviews

      Go be gay somewhere else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels sucked dick

      This

      Shut the frick up. The original trilogy is boring as dogshit

      >verification not required.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only believe that because Plinkett said it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels sucked dick

      The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

      Give me legitimate reasons to the Prequels aren't good
      Whatever it was, Clone Wars fixed it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fillonishit
        Prequels are good on their own, they didn't need this to stand.

        • 3 months ago
          sage

          >Prequels are good on their own

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sneedsons poster
            I've seen all I need to.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >prequels hater
            >simpsons gay

            Go to bed grandpa.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Prequels are good on their own
          They aren't. The only reason they are somewhat fondly remembered is all the related media (video games, cartoons etc.). The movies themselvess are vapid slop.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TPM
            Mediocre
            >ATOC
            Bad
            >ROTS
            Kino

            So that’s one mediocre, one bad, and one kino movie in this trilogy, just like the OG trilogy. What’s the issue here?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whatever it was, Clone Wars fixed it
        A good movie shouldn’t need an entire tv show to be made in order to fix its mistakes. A good movie can stand on its own without any supplementary material. You can watch Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi without having seen the previous installments and they still stand strong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clone Wars fixed it
        Yeah, the original one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch an eceleb tell you what to think
      Terrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch the Plinkett review

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels sucked dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucks abrams dick
      This guy's word means nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet the merchandise made Billions! Nice try, Disney! Rot in piss, Disney!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The post that broke nostalgia gays. Lmao look at all the seethe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gen x burnout mad because it wasn't just a rehash of the OT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's right, but not in the way he thinks he is

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel trilogy is mediocre
      >prequel trilogy is terrible

      Bait used to be believable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      high IQ take

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      one is good but is like the red headed stepchild of the first six films. it doesn't have the same space opera tone in any sense and leans more into being almost comedic in a way that's more subtle in the other films. so I get why a lot of people dislike it
      2 is genuinely awful outside of the very final part on geonosis. which is ironic given how much shit about the clone wars spawned from it
      3 is good, not perfect but acceptable

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew all the Jedi had to die but I just didn't want them to show Plo Koon getting killed and that butthole George really did it. At least he didn't go out like a b***h like Kit Fisto

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. filoni
      how does it feel knowing that george said if dave tries to revive plo he'll find a new way to kill him for real?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just always liked Plo Koon because of Jedi Power Battles. I've never seen TCW except for the last two episodes that were pretty good.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically yes
    >Im about 15 or 16
    >Friends and I see it
    >See it again a second weekend because its badass
    >See it three times with my friends and each time we love it.
    >Spend the summer just talking about Star Wars. Playing games. Watching the original trilogy at sleep overs .
    Sure you can say its nostalgia and shit but so what? We had fun watching it and honestly thats more important than what critics way.
    Also yes I still enjoy the redlettermedia reviews because they are still fun and overall right. These movies have problems and flaws. Its possible to enjoy things.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not quite Attack of the Clones but still good

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. It's the best star wars movie and the only one that's true kino. Episode 1 is close.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack saves it. The movie is nothing without it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sound design and music is really important with Star Wars and Disney has consistently fricked that up with their pee shooter blaster sfx and bland music

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sound design was by far the worst of the Lucas film. It desperately needed Ben Burtt. Matthew Wood can't compete.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the worst prequel. TPM has problems but it feels the most like an actual movie with a plot, RotS simultaneously feels too long and too short, the latter with respect to Anakin's fall. I mean in one scene he flatly rejects Palpatine and immediately runs to Windu to report him, literally the next scene he appears in he betrays Windu, pledges absolute loyalty to Palpatine, and goes to kill all his former colleagues. It's just laughably stupid writing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't disagree on your general point about struggling to portray his fall well, but when it comes to those scenes anakin was clearly on the edge about the jedi and palpatine manipulated anakin by portraying himself as some helpless prisoner windu was going to execute in cold blood (like yeah technically that is breaking rules except he's a fricking sith lord, it's like the jedi knight plot in swtor to capture and turn the emperor it aint fricking happening).

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did General Windu attack Thesenate? Why not try to sue him for malicious intent?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best in an entire SW Saga
    Deserved and critically acclaimed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Attack of the Clones
      >with that dialogue
      >higher than Empire or Jedi
      Oh come on

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% kino 80% of the time

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the Ewok movies?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        S tier with the Ewoks and Droids cartoons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Episode 2
      >s tier

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    greek tragedy tier kinography. don't let any balding soi addled gen xers and millennials tell you otherwise

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then why nobody likes it?

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