Action genre peaked here and will never be topped

Action genre peaked here and will never be topped

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like The Continental.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like The Continental.
      It was utter pretty much trash and only barely sqeeks out watchability due to only being 3 episodes long. It should have been a 2-hour direct-to-streaming movie but they had to pad it full of 2 extra girlpower side plots to go with Franky and his suicide bomber wife who is already half a girlpower subplot.

      Also, pic related was COMPLETELY wasted on this piece of shit show. I would have watched an entire movie of just her doing splits and wrecking shit.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked honestly. There's barely any story or characterization to give the action any stakes. And also there's way too much bullet proof suits, it's just lame and gay as frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone walking around with their jacket pulled in front of them like a gay dracula in the middle of a gunfight became almost comedic. Which is the last thing you want in an action scene like that

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weakest movie of the series. Extraction 2 also majorly sucked, much more than this even. Bad year for action flicks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day. Part 4 had the best Nunchuck fight scene I have ever seen in a movie. Absolutely incredible innovation in fight scenes in this movie.
      The Dragon's Breath ammo for the shotgun shooting fight scene, with the top down camera is a first in cinema. This movie is the best of the best for action films. It will never be topped.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LARPsculinity image
        Yikes. Movie drags and violence is weightless.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have ADHD, and are also beta cuck

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up, fattie.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fattie
              Yeah nah. Your turn.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This movie is the best of the best for action films. It will never be topped.
        It didin't top The Raid 2 for me, but I did really like it

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, 4 was getting so indulgent it almost became a parody of itself, some of those scenes lasted way beyond their welcome

    2>1>4>3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 was getting so indulgent it almost became a parody of itself
      Yeah, as it should be

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of the movies seem like parodies if you aren't mentally moronic

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    these movies are too over the top for me

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    true, it really doesn't get any better than this.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve looked around and never noticed anyone pointing out how in JW4 he literally goes through every circle of Dante’s Inferno.

    The movie starts with Fishburne quoting the gates of Hell (“All hope Abandon…”)
    Japanese hotel: Lust
    Nightclub with the water: Gluttony
    Molten metal pot: Greed

    Can’t remember anger but it was there. I think it was when they were on a River since circle 5 is where Styx is if memory serves.

    Fight in cars in Paris streets: City of Dis.
    Dragons Breath Incendiary ammo firefight: the fire that rains on Sodomites in circle 7.
    Getting pushed back down the stairs over and over: Fraud/Malebolge where demons force people down into pits in circle 8.
    The final confrontation with the big bad: Treachery, circle 9, where Satan is.

    Then it ends with a vision of Heaven and John’s beloved, like the Divine Comedy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should have said “figuratively” or “symbolically”, not literally. But you guys get the point.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese hotel: Lust

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were a lot of metaphors for wind in the Japanese hotel scene. Wind was the torture in circle 2, Lust.

        The fact that there was a hot chick present just made it all the more obvious.

        Circle 3, the big boss was a giant fat guy, and Wick started out surrounded by 3 people who wanted him dead, a metaphor for the 3 heads of Cerberus.

        The water washing down over everyone in the club just made it even more obvious; cold rain falls on the people in circle 3.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not the raid 2 or mad max fury road

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 4 > 2

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omg DUDE a dog bit that guy's nuts AGAIN LOOOOOOL

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    true this was peak anyone saying anything else is coping

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It peaked with a "A Better Tomorrow."

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 > 3 > 2 > 1
    only plebs disagree

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2>1>3>4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the correct order.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup. movies kept getting better in quality with each installment. anything else is contrarian cope.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual moron taste. Unironically requires below average intelligence to enjoy any of the sequels

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 is great and it is a lot of fanwank and they did overuse the suits but it’s still a great martial arts movie overall. Too bad Hollywood wants to copy the premise and think that’s what make JW good and not hiring a bunch of stunt and martial arts pros and letting them do what they do best.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like the other two sequels, it’s like watching someone play a fricking video game. Except this one was four hours for some reason. Absolute swill.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn’t even watch this on a plane, it was so god damn boring

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 4 > 2 > 3

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yer goshdarn right

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well John, I guess you’re gonna have to kill a bunch of people once again
    >…………………………………………yeah

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > THEY WAFFLE STOMPED MY HECKIN DOGGERINO!!!1!
    > LE SECRET SOCIETY OF BADASSES
    > BASED BLACK MAN AT HOTEL
    > LE RUSSIANS ARE BAD
    reddit-tier action movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BASED BLACK MAN AT HOTEL
      I unironically thought this and the enjoyed the movie for this reason. I am a based black man enjoyer and I am not ashamed

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick is overrated, there's no tension at all. You never worry about the main character because no matter what happens he will win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except for the first one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Commando is bad because Bennet is a dumpy fat guy in a mesh shirt who has zero chance of beating Arnie

      Go be a contrarian pseud elsewhere

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit opinion.
    Also FTFY

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally clicked on the wiki and had the fact John Wick dies ruined for me. Almost as bad as when my ex gf and I were on our way to go see The Departed and an idiot friend we had told us how shocked he was when Leo gets shot/killed in the elevator (I punched him and left a big bruise on his shoulder he cried about for a week).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not dead anyway they've already announced they're making a 5th one

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit: the movie 4

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >John Wick 4

    One of the very few movies I walked out of.
    After he was hit by 3 cars full speed and just walked it off, I lost all interest in the movie because it was obvious nothing mattered. Completely lost its way from the first movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 was so forgettable I didn't watch the rest. 1 was a refreshing movie when it came out. Short and sweet.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick was legitimately good, John Wick 2, 3 and 4 have all been bad. The issue is that israelites took over a franchise that was about action with some mystique and turned it into israeli drama about secret club rules with a sprinkling of action.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *my wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my quick and dirty edit before someone else does it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricked up because she's not even like that. But your filename checks out for the seethe.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But your filename checks out for the seethe.
          paw-lish. Not Pole-ish

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ackshully
            Nah, you're clearly some kind of salty foreigner who likes to spam BLACKED because you're obsessed with Americans and Black persondicks

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of the john wick sequels are good

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The action in this was fricking terrible outside of the dragons breath scene

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You watched it wrong. If you see it as a "video game movie" - that is, a movie trying to imitate video games - it's much easier to suspend disbelief

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never played a video game where there was 100 years of talking about boring shit and only 3 short bad action sequences in the whole movie. I don't play Sony games so I wouldn't know anything about israeli movies.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I've never played a video game where there was 100 years of talking about boring shit
          Try a David Cage game, or most "muh cinematic storytelling" games that have come out in the past 10 years

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I don't want to try those they're trash. Detroit: Become Human was a hilarious title though because blacks can never become human

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. That joke was funny the first 600-ish times I saw it posted.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about disbelief it was just boring as shit. John wick 2 was ridiculous but it was still good and fun to watch

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a BLACKED photo saved on your computer....

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hotline miami scene sucks ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the best part of the movie. Fricking kino.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah. boring as hell, specially for the ritalin generation that grew up with superheroes moronic shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically had a blast watching this in the theater with some friends. The audience seemed to be really into it too. That hotline Miami scene with the one shot was so kino I literally almost had to yell "KINO" after.

      JW4 is a weird litmus test. I don't know what kind of "turn your brain off" "whoa dood action" attitude you needed to enjoy this film, but I was thoroughly bored for the entire runtime. John Wick was a moderately good action movie, but the sequels are exhausting stunt exhibitions. They're barely even movies. There's no real drama or tension, everything seems like a video game cut scene with an invincible hero against a bunch of cardboard cutout goons.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never seen commando? Sometimes all you need is a guy running about blasting homies for 2 hours

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Commando had a clear goal (rescue his daughter) and the action wasn't repetitive. There weren't enemies standing and waiting in line to get their ass kicked, attacking one at a time. He was a believable military expert and the Arnold one liners are classic. John Wick the original is a revenge story about his wife, and what the puppy meant to him. I don't know what the sequels are about. John running away from this mysterious assassin syndicate, fighting his way out, running away again... what the frick is he trying to do? Just not die? We know he won't die, because then they couldn't cash in on John Wick 5.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            JW2: Some of John's debts that had been forgiven due to his retirement get called due because he took up guns again. Shit spirals until it gets him excommunicated.
            JW3: John tries to undo his excommunication and remove the deathmark placed on him
            JW4: Same as JW3, except this time it isn't nonsense and John repeatedly acting like a moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >John tries to undo his excommunication
              >"guys seriously, stop trying to kill me"
              The sequels have no plot. And the action isn't fun to watch. Commando I got to see Arnold gunning people down with a machine gun and tactical explosives. I don't want to watch 60 year old Keanu rolling around pretending to do jiu jitsu with CGI headshots and a bulletproof suit, over and over while the next video game enemy waits his turn.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We know he won't die, because then they couldn't cash in on John Wick 5
            Yeah...about that...

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 is not even the best john wick movie, though this scene might be the best single set piece in the series.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically had a blast watching this in the theater with some friends. The audience seemed to be really into it too. That hotline Miami scene with the one shot was so kino I literally almost had to yell "KINO" after.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4>1>3>2 in terms of set pieces/stunts
    1>>>4>2>3 in terms of story

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't more action films give as much of a frick as John Wick does when it comes to choreography and camera work? You never really struggle to follow the action because of that fact.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ambition *and* ability are harder to pair up than you'd think

      Like whenever you see some shitty direct to VOD JW knockoff, it's not because those people actually want to make something that sucks. They're just not good enough and don't have the pieces the Wick movies had to work with.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is this streaming on a service?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is right now

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked all the movies. Idc what any homosexual on Cinemaphile says. My opinion based anything else gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. They're fun, simple as. I wouldn't ever come close to consider them peak cinema but as far as action movies go they're like a fricking Kubrick film. Incredibly competent art style, choreography, and cinematography. The story and acting is so secondary in a film like this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. John wick kino will always top all capeshit all startrek shit all game of thrones shit all lotr shit. everything. I'm so glad wick filters so many redditBlack folk on this board

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        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love the lack of music during this. And the details of them not using actual throwing knives so the handles will bounce off sometimes

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >John 4 Chapter Wick
    Who approved this title? Is this some kind of Bible verse?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The previous movie is really going to mess you up

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) 4 was not as good as 3
    end of subject

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene made me feel a lot of second hand frustration

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Some people really genuinely think these movies are meant to be taking seriously. Like you're supposed to believe everything happening in it is realistic and deep. I don't think the people working on it have ever had that idea except for MAYBE the first one. They're pure action schlock and they know it, they just do it better than everyone else. There is 20x the talent and hard work in a John Wick action scene than there is in an entire capeshit film.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like you have to be a completely joyless being to not find the stairs fall hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm le cowboy bebop!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          End of the movie is a really obvious Bebop homage

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick's enjoyability is inverse proportional to how much the movies take their own lore seriously and how it's used as a plot device versus a plot crowbar. By the time you get to the TV show it's so stupid and convenient it's not worth taking seriously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget John Wick takes place in the Payday universe along with Hotline Miami

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it was honestly really bad. All the John Wick movies are silly in a way, but JW4 was just plain stupid.
    Mission Impossible is still the superior modern aaction film franchise.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a bulletproof suit.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is canonically gay now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't tweet that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait to see him in more movies

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that he always doubles tap people and they bother showing him reloading

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was a section in 4 i feel he didn't do that but i don't want to rewatch it

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People really don't think this is action schlock kino?

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