Actors that make you feel better about being you

Jack Nicholson makes me feel better (and more confident!) about never showering or washing my clothes, being 270 lbs, greasy, and smelling like pickled ball sweat. Nicholson in 2024 is literally me and he still commands the respect of millions and women throw themselves at him. Jack gives me hope.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu Reeves makes me feel better about being moronic

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jacks the man stop picking on him

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked Shelley in her prime

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guy had a great life. Yours? Not so much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I will one day, though. Jack gives me hope.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't just not take a bath and think hey I'm just like Jack.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm half his age I have time to do something great.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can turn it around and Jack is proof that
            someone like me can do it because if I lost 100 lbs and got some of my hair back I'd look exactly like he did in his prime so he gives me hope.

            Yes and no. He only got to that point because he earned it, I think you should go for whatever it is you’re planning for OP. Director, Actor, whatever. just do it man. Earn the right to be as messy and disheveled where ever you want whenever you want. Stop being “one day man.”

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why in the frick would he need binoculars if he's sitting courtside. I will never ever understand the sportsball people.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He actually doesn't look that bad. My grandfather had a similar look after my grandma died. He used to wear a tie and a Panama hat every day and then just went straight for the haggard "style" for the last 20 years of his life. Like he would say, "once you're old nobody gives a frick about how you look, so why not be comfortable?"

    It's sorta true.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sad cope. He's in his 80's, he's a millionaire, and in his prime he was fricking premium gash. He has a right to not give a frick, you on the other hand...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What with the personal attacks man?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't even a personal attack tho, just stating facts and giving perspective.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well what if he's done amazing things?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's just like, your opinion man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can turn it around and Jack is proof that
      someone like me can do it because if I lost 100 lbs and got some of my hair back I'd look exactly like he did in his prime so he gives me hope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His only mistake was not sharting out as many kids as possible.
      He should have at least 50 grandkids and great grand kids by now.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the difference is he's rich, talented, and lived a life where he was able to live in luxury anon

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watches and obsesses over Black personball

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? And what the frick do you do? Watch and obsess over Black person’s balls? Get the frick out of here chang.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did Jack live all these years, but we lost Chandler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because jack is a badass

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he still commands the respect of millions and women throw themselves at him
    does he? do they?
    he's just some old fricker now
    he doesn't care about anybody and nobody cares about him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I care about him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no you don't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I do. I would let him live with me. Id do anything he wanted god damn it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anything?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah dude

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his fingers doesn't look good, do you think he will die this year?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because of his neck it looks like he is wearing mask

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I felt bad about losing hair, but Jack made me not give a shit about looks. I have this magnet on my fridge.

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