Actresses that would have made perfect Bond girls if fate hadn't intervened.

Actresses that would have made perfect Bond girls if fate hadn't intervened.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was hot in Passenger 57 as a hijacker

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch her episode of Young Indy.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monica Bellucci was almost cast in Tomorrow Never Dies but they picked Hatcher because she was more popular at the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has to be the most moronic decision of all time and then Craig fricked her when she was walled. What a dumb fricking chain of events.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elizabeth Hurley and Monica Bellucci
      STOP YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME INTO A COMA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like a coooma

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myself, i wanted them to have cast Neve Campbell as Christmas Jones instead of Richards. She was a hot tomboy who you could buy studied nuclear physics and would be a nice counter to the more traditionally feminine seductress Elektra.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her quasi-futuristic clothes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who designed them?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dr. Evil

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      awful face and boring as all frick to look at. Bond girls should always stand out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rude

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          awful looking and a massive coal burner at that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lies

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But she did burn coal

              Can Karen be Bond Girl?

              could have been a cute one in early 2010's.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                slander

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmm
      Now show a real pic

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just going to be a thread full of anons posting actresses they want(ed) to frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of it is that and half actual Bond girl discussion.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do mentally ill freaks obsess over shit like ''bond girls?'' Why do you care about a shitty pro-capeshit franchise like James Bond? Why do you care which girl a fiction character fricks? Why does this fictional character need to frick a girl you like?
    If you like Elizabeth Hurley go watch her movies.

    What's wrong with you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just posted cringe bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day cuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >James Bond is pro-capeshit franchise

      Kys. James Bond is cultural canon. Capeshit is the bane of culture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day, cuckold.
        James Bond is trash. Goyslop movies for idiots.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Medication, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >James Bond is pro-capeshit franchise

      Kys. James Bond is cultural canon. Capeshit is the bane of culture.

      >proto-capeshit
      >goyslop
      moron homosexual only talks in memes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says the moronic troony homosexual who refers to girls he wants to frick as ''bond girls.''

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Often Bond girls were little known actresses (at least internationally) so the perfect Bond girls who never were are going to be some Brazilian or Danish or whatever actresses none of us know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but it's fun to speculate and spitball. They should drop the Bond girls are le equal and le strong and have bombshells who can't act but are there to look hot and be saved. Maybe get those TikTok girls that are actually attractive. I mean, back in the day the girls cast in the movies were the same.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/rRvclBO.jpg

        Actresses that would have made perfect Bond girls if fate hadn't intervened.

        >if fate hadn't intervened.
        A different approach in the Craig run or alternate Brosnan successor(s) would yield the best opportunities for speculation.

        Often Bond girls were little known actresses (at least internationally) so the perfect Bond girls who never were are going to be some Brazilian or Danish or whatever actresses none of us know.

        You can add that a lot of the names people drop as 'this should be the next Bond girl' are either too old (with anons thinking about them from years ago) or are aging out of the typical Bond girl age bracket.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A different approach in the Craig run or alternate Brosnan successor(s) would yield the best opportunities for speculation.

          Have Monica Belluci and Lucy Liu as Bond girls as was planned in TND.
          Cast Neve Campbell as Christmas Jones in TWINE
          DAD was on point with it's Bond girls
          Adapt EON or Nightfire and have Charlize Theron, Zeta Jones, Elizabeth Cuthbert and some others i'll mention in a follow up post.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but it's fun to speculate and spitball. They should drop the Bond girls are le equal and le strong and have bombshells who can't act but are there to look hot and be saved. Maybe get those TikTok girls that are actually attractive. I mean, back in the day the girls cast in the movies were the same.

      Katheryn Winnick was acting for nearly 15 years before she became known for Vikings. So that is a pretty big window of obscurity for what is now a relatively well-known actress. She is attractive and has a background in martial arts they could have utilised.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Besides Barbara Bach and Carey Lowell, most American Bond girls tend to be disappointing. The best Bond girls are always French or European.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >American
          She's Canadian but I suppose same difference.
          >French or European
          Did you mean British or European? Asian or European? Speaking of French and Asian: Pom Klementieff is someone who could have been a Bond girl.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She was a fantastic Bond henchman in MI7. She would have worked as henchman turned Bond girl. some mute Xenia Onatopp that fell for Bond after besting her in combat but who knows? I think they have to be European (British is European) because the best ones tend to be from there. American Bond girls lack that exotic beauty, that ingenue look to them but again, who knows? Carey was a sensational Bond girl so it depends but precedents exist for a reason. Sophie Marceau, Claudine Auger, Lea Sydeoux, Eva Green, Caroline Bouquet. My favorite Bond girls are French.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's canadian mohammed

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would've made a kino bond had fate not intervened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bond should have throne him off those sea monkey towers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      006

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if Daniel Craig made another one, you can bet he'd make Barbara cast ((her))

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh neat now the Sarah Gadon poster tell us how she deserves to be a Bond Girl next!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Karen be Bond Girl?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how waifugays only watch pictures of their waifus because otherwise you would know this b***h can't act for shit.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica Henwick, Naomi Scott

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure they could have made her a Bond Girl after she was so good in Austin Powers lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP was positing what if she wasn't in Austin Powers or if she was a Bond girl before Austin Powers got made.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I think she was even better to be in AP, because she got to do all the things a Bond Girl does, she looks great, has great screen presence, super sexy, tons of charisma, but also got to show off some comedic skills she couldn't in a Bond movie.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ms. Trixie Hopkins

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, she was already in austin powers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP was positing what if she wasn't in Austin Powers or if she was a Bond girl before Austin Powers got made.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok then I agree, she would have been perfect

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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