>Adding new songs to the Little Mermaid remake
>One is a rap number sung by Scuttle and Sebastian
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>Adding new songs to the Little Mermaid remake
>One is a rap number sung by Scuttle and Sebastian
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Like nails on a chalkboard.
Who the frick wrote those lyrics?
... I actually like it.
Definitely Lin-Manuel Miranda.
That man is so talentless
Amazingly bad. Among the other frick ups why did they give this to Awkwafina
Someone at Disney likes her. Remember Marvel's Katie is supposed to be on the Avengers or something
This legit sounds like 2 songs playing on different tabs. The background is mixed way loudly, and there is zero tonality between instrumentals and vocals.
That a lot of the songs. The Mixing on "Kiss the Girl (only after she's given written legal permission and in front of three witnesses)" is trash. Zero fricking harmony compared to the OG
Sisu bros . . .
This sounds like Nintendo menu music is playing in one tab and a 2011 Funny or Die sketch is playing in another.
THIS IS THE SONG THAT REPLACES LES POISSONS
WE LOST LES POISSONS FOR THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
WHAT THE FRICKING FRICK DISNEY
Ah yes, the Academy Award winner for Original Song that remained #1 on all charts for DECADES.
You sound vaxxed.
That song never made any sense to me. Why was there an entire musical number about the chef trying to poison everyone and then never touched on again for the rest of the movie?
he wasn't trying to poison people. Poisson is French for fish
As a kid I thought he was saying "le croissant"
Les Poissons is too traumatic and brings up actual threats to characters' wellbeing, so obviously it had to go to make sure the movie was as safe and milquetoast as possible.
heeheehee
HON
HON
HON
I despise Lin so much
OH, COME THE FRICK ON! Les Poissons is great, why get rid of it?
because they never follow up on that subplot of the chef trying to kill Eric
Alright. Not to go all pol, but ANYTHING WITH AQUAFINA is a giant red flag from here on out. No exceptions.
That was bad
Everyone is being a bit hyperbolic (or has never listened to any less structured jazz) but its still painfully mediocre at best and the leitmotif of saying scuttlebutt over and over makes no sense at all even with the context of the character being named that.
It keeps getting worse
That woman can't sing for shit
She can't act either.
Her voice makes me want to stab someone.
You think rap will age well?
Like, 50 years from now people will listen to this and go "wow, such timeless music that doesn't feel dated at all"
Doesn't sound like rap, though.
People still listen to rap from the 80 and 90s so why not?
Who the frick is scuttle
The sea bird
Was he in the animated version? Its been a minute.
no
of course he was in the original, they just did a gender change
Yea he was a collector and misinformed Ariel about surface items.
I don't know what Femme Scuttle purpose could be.
I have heard this exact tune somewhere else before but I can't place it
It's like a worse Morning Report.
That's not Scuttle
Needed new songs for the new plotline. It's no longer about kissing the prince, and is now about learning to believe in herself.
>believe in herself.
Isn't it always. I swear every movie is "you were perfect all along"
This flow is so fricking used. Who started this shit and why hasn't it died yet? I thought the rap music industry moved 10x faster than normal time.
wasnt earrape popular like 5 years ago? disney are late on trends as usual
I have a high tolerance for annoying shit, so I actually like it. It's not good, but I like it. I can picture this annoying character singing it.
Turd
>putting fricking modern penis music into Little Mermaid's soundtrack
Lin Manuel Miranda belongs in jail.
This stupid fricking song has been stuck in my head for a day after only hearing it once. I hate everything.
>scuttle is now female and apparently a race-swapped cormorant instead of a seagull
Surprised I didn't see any threads specifically blowing about this earlier.
To be fair, that chance was just so Scuttle can be underwater.
I've been saying it for years
Lin Manuel Miranda is a one note hack
the Moana songs were good
I only made it to 0:32.
The beat is nice. The lyircs seem nice on paper. The choice of singing and trying to make it a hip-hop almost rap battle song is fricking terrible.
Did she say "blow up the b***hes?"
Thanks, my day is fricking ruined.