Here is your Lovecraftian Giger Alien prequel, bro.
Look at that 4th or 5th dimensional being go at it, whooah look at er go.
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Here is your Lovecraftian Giger Alien prequel, bro.
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I like that space jockey better than the prometheus one
Nobody liked the Prometheus one.
Best to just pretend the prometheus one wasn't actually a space jockey, but rather an ancient humanoid race that appropriated space jackey technology.
I did
prove it
>Nobody (with a fully-functional brain) liked the Prometheus anything
Fix'd
I did because I'm a racist
OG Spacejocky rules, prometheus bald b***h drools
Xeno queen is pure sex by the way
oooh soooo scary a vacuum sealed self-piss drinker... this no cap makes zoomers pizz and shid their huggies deadass fr fr cuh
yes it's quite bussin
on god, that space jockey design is deadass FIRE lmao, zig mite
True horror
Why does he have a tube going from his nose to his crotch?
i want to know as well. what the frick
so they don't have to imagine the smell, they get to perceive it constantly
Space jockeys are a naturally sexual species. Have you seen that South Park episode where Mr Garrison makes a sci-fi bike?
it's a space troony
>malformed, misplaced and unusable vanity tube
Checks out
Never had that obsession over your dick cheese smell after a good days worth of jacking it?
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>legs
fricking disgusting
I always liked to think that they start with legs and sacrifice them to become integrated with machines like cyborgs.
sounds cool. its like they drag around their spinal chord which they can plug into things
nice
holy trash
The dick sniffer
The absolute state of AI """""art."""""
PRÖÖH
>PRÖÖH
Did she died?
>you just know
The weak should fear the strong
Wow look at that cute baby elephant OH NO
not enough penis imagery for Giger
Arms and legs need to go away. It's too close to home for this to make any meaningful impact.
why arab and not hebrew? if you go full demon might as well take the language of the moloch worshippers.
>He doesn't know
Muslims are the new israelites and unlike the israelites they have actual numbers to kill us
that tube seems to be so he can smell his own benis
I'm getting scared of AI bros
Bro loves smelling his balls so much he has a tube going directly from his business to his nose
This AI shit is already boring AF
>look at the hecking scary thing bro, it turns everything into faces
Frick off.
That is what peak nonbinary performance looks like
Whats happening with that tube from the schnozz to the crotch?
Have you seen Giger's stuff? That's a common motif.
Reeeeeeee
Engineers aren't Space Jockeys.
That simplifies everything.
>screenwriter David Lindelhof
Kinda wish they let Scott make that third prequel about David vs. Engineer survivors. Would've been better than anything Disney has in store for sure.
I really wanted to see the end of david's story
engineers are worthless dogshit though
Especially after Covenant. Like what the frick was all this?
Funnily enough, the Space Jockey started out as a benign creature, people on the set of Alien thought so too.
felt like another human-like engineer offshoot but I think there're comments from scott or maybe the script says, that they're the real deal
I also thought the story was far better when it was just some alien transporting biological cargo that got out of control and was never connected to Earth in any way. It was also better when Weyland Yutani wasn't this super villain company whose executives were set on getting the creature even centuries later but instead just opportunistic and had a protocol to investigate alien signals and retrieve whatever was found at all costs
>Weyland Yutani wasn't this super villain company whose executives were set on getting the creature even centuries later but instead just opportunistic and had a protocol to investigate alien signals and retrieve whatever was found at all costs
Correct. There's even a theme running through the first film of heartless corporations and money. It's why they talk so much about the Bonus situation. But it's very common to have an element in the frist film, and because it's successful it gets blown out of proportion in sequels.
No reason to believe Weyland Yutani is the only souless mega-corp out there, and I'd even think based on the first film they're pretty low tier. and they have no idea about the xeno specifically just that they have protocols in place that anything genuinely interesting must be protected at all costs even above the crew.
If the frigate shows up to the Sol system with a dead crew but a trapped alien that's a win.
>I also thought the story was far better when it was just some alien transporting biological cargo
sure but one thing that doesn't work is the inefficient cargo arrangement in that huge hold
I thought the same as you but thinking back it makes more sense that the ship got infested on the planet they landed
lets say he landed, jockey got infested and later crashed when he tried to lift off and the alien hatched
>got out of control and was never connected to Earth in any way.
anything else is bad writing
alien but you send an abo into space and the real space jockey was the the white guilt we assuaged along the way
>aliens are demonic monsters
When will this moronation end?
Imagine being such a liberal you literally need a full body suit to make sure you never miss a whiff of your own farts.
It's all so blurry and featureless. I'm thinking this AI art thing is a meme.
>no alien kino scored by ELP
frick this gay earth
this is what it looked like when I took too many edibles and closed my eyes