Alien 45th anniversary re-release

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did on Saturday though, considering one more tomorrow night.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician you are. Just saw it tonight. Pretty sobering seeing a kino like that on the big screen compared to the modern garbage I'm accustomed to.

      How much longer is it in theaters?

      Not all the theaters in my area got it, and I don't see any showtimes after Thursday. That could change, but I wouldn't count on it sticking around. It's definitely worth seeing, it's a superior experience.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based Siggy wanted to be naked for us. would've made the movie 11/10

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's a fricking coomer. Can't find the story now, but I remember reading about how she said she'd wear the blonde wig from Galaxy Quest in her hotel room and polish the pearl while looking at herself in the mirror.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a weird b***h. In alien 3 she wanted a sex scene between her and the alien

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because the alien isn't evil. It's just following its natural instincts
        >you see the alien in its birthday suit the entire film
        >I thought it was a cop out having me wear the underwear, and not stripping entirely
        Sigourney is an odd one...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty sobering seeing a kino like that on the big screen compared to the modern garbage I'm accustomed to.
        Some years ago they showed 2001 A Space Odyssey here where I live, the image quality was so amazingly crisp compared to modern movies I almost couldn't believe it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing a 70mm print of 2001 in a theater was the worst movie experience I've ever had.
          >Got stuck in traffic so when I got there only bad seats in a corner were left
          >Girlfriend was mad at me for being late and this was before I realized she was a legit psycho
          >Sound was deafeningly loud and that monkey screeching in the beginning (that's already full of distortion) was like a chainsaw running next to my head
          >Somehow parts of the screen were badly out of focus

          It was like some form of audiovisual torture. Normally I would have been ready to sign a confession to make it stop but I told myself I couldn't interrupt the kino experience. I'm not even memeing about any of this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same with Blade Runner. It looked so crisp and clean it sucked you in.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pretty sobering seeing a kino like that on the big screen compared to the modern garbage I'm accustomed to.
            Some years ago they showed 2001 A Space Odyssey here where I live, the image quality was so amazingly crisp compared to modern movies I almost couldn't believe it.

            The transfers look so good thanks to modern technology though. They were scanned with state of the art modern technology and all the dust, dirt etc. other shit was cleaned frame by frame. Most people back in the day had inferior copies that they saw in theaters. Copies with slightly wrong color, dirt, scratches, dust etc.

            One of the hard to argue benefits of digital and DCP's is that the movie will look the same anywhere in the world, which is a drastic difference compared to 35 mm prints which varied in quality a lot because of their age/wear and tear and because of quality control (or the lack of it).

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer is it in theaters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 inches or so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thursday last day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These "4K RESTORATION [CURRENT YEAR]" re-releases always run for one-week. But don't worry if you miss it. Alien has literally had "4K Restoration" anniversary re-release every year since 2019 lmao. You could literally catch it next year. It will probably hit theatres again on May 25th to coincide with the original release date and then again around September 6th to coincide with the original UK release.

      Basically, Alien has two theatre runs every year, now that studios have released nostalgia brings in more money than original IPs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now that studios have released nostalgia brings in more money than original IPs.
        They could just do what they've been doing and remake it with a fat black lesbian to replace Ripley. Everyone would love that!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would vastly prefer PUTA tbh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they'd make an Isolation movie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isolation is top tier kino.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isolation is top tier kino.

              >proper sequel never ever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of all the TLOU2 edits I somehow missed this one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are becoming hysterical.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are becoming hysterical.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I've seen Alien 3 times on the big screen already lmao and Blade Runner twice. Still though I actually think it's a good thing that cinemas are showing the oldies and I'll happily go again, it's worth it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasting all that money to hide glorious bush

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >glorious bush
      Degenerate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you reject my 95 theses? then it is war

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        underage virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hairy
        Fricking disgusting

        pedophiles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know bushes are identifiers that females are ready to reproduce.
        How can something like that be degenerate?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          apparently the practice of shaving is seen by women as a sign of purity. "I'm not ready to have sex, you will be my first" But it absolutely deceptive.
          With a woman who has pubes, you know she has accepted her sexuality.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that all-beef patty!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hairy
    Fricking disgusting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not enjoying the musky scent
      You gay as frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just turn gay already dude and enjoy eating all the hairy man ass you can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer porn addicted homosexual (you) are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >glorious bush
      Degenerate

      homosexuals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love when her pubes tickle my nose while I eat her out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was doing it on purpose too. Don't be fooled. Women are 100% just as perverted and abusive as men, they are the weaker sex physically though so they just can't get away with as much at all or in any of the same ways
      That's all it is
      She was doing it on purpose. b***h is gross. Get a husband and be faithful to him if he's good for you and shave and take a fricking shower and eat veggies not that fricking hard people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Timmy's never seen a real woman before

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake story

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she have a penis or just a very hairy bush creating that mound in her panties?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the 3rd option, long and pendulous inner labia?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or just a very hairy bush
      Well it was the 70s so...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a turd squished up on her pusi

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a look at the production stills from those scenes, thats alotta floss.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She also wanted to be fully nude but Scott didn't let her

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goes from the imagine copypasta to being the undisputed queen of Cinemaphile
    SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That shota in the back
      Hnnnng

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was jamie lee Curtis u dummy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh right, I always get them confused

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... both a the same time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ripley in the backyard busting off the flamethrower. jpeg

      ...you had two jobs, anon, and you did great on the first one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post rare Siggies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Playboy shoot?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Helmut Newton, you're welcome 🙂

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That perverted israelite newton really knew how to photograph women

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s crazy that I’ve just only recently found myself attracted to sigourney. Watching her in her underwear did nothing for me as a kid, and I was a horny little bastard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes a boy just has to manually get all his homosexuality out of his dick before enjoying prime pussy like Sigourney.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She is for men with mature tastes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disgusting breasts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Disgusting breasts
            t.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beautiful breasts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mommy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked her in Working Girl. It was rare to see Siggy play an antagonist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Post rare ciggies
        Borrow your lighter, cuzzy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >80 year old tobacco
          Tastes good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ssssbawd!
        is that a tank

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No that's American actress Sigourney Weaver. She's a real battle-axe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >undisputed queen of Cinemaphile
      A CHALLENGER APPEARS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what you see when you walk through the gates of Heaven.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have that webm of some homosexual putting a heel shoe on siggy, there's some other b***h in the webm too , they're in some restaurant iirc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know exactly what you're talking about because I post it all the time lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks brah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhh sauce?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i searched for jlh and sigourney weaver, sauce found.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heartbreakers, it's absolute kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ayy it's Doug Wilson from Weeds!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JLH was only 22 in this film so she had no idea she was being sexy. Please delete this webm.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Her Aliens director Cameron has gone much further, denouncing the sexualised final scene of the first film.

    >He told Australia's news.com: "For me, that stepped over the line." He added that when it was his turn to direct the sequel: "I said 'I think I can make a movie with a compelling female character who doesn’t have to do that.'. So that’s been my goal and my mission throughout."
    Cameron is a hypocritical homosexual and his Alien movie is inferior in every way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >'I think I can make a ... female character who doesn’t have to do that.'
      >actress practically begging to "do that"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also had Ripley in underwear twice in Aliens when she wakes up with the Marines and goes to sleep at the end. Easily could have had her wear pajama trousers or the boxers like the Marines. The hypocritical homosexual simply threw Scott under the bus to aggrandise himself as le ebin feminist ally.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shorts are allowed in the hypersleep chambers, but women only get a thin piece of tape over their nipples
    What's the logic behind this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you blind? Thats clearly more than what the men get. Equality would be no thin tape at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that's the point. Either they're part of a society in which a woman's chest isn't a private thing which would be covered for her modesty, or she would be wearing something like a sports bra. A thin piece of tape across the breasts, not even covering the areolas, makes no logical sense.

        The logic is that men like breasts and men are the ones that pay to see movies.

        If that's the case, why have the tape at all? Sigourney Weaver was not just willing to be completely naked in the film, she WANTED to be.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ridley had been toying with the idea that they'd be comfortable being naked around each other and more open about sex. Since they are all living closely together for extended periods of time. He even had a deleted scene of Ripley going to Dallas to talk and also have fulfill her need for sex at the time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay and that would be fine, but then why the tape at all?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's futuristic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why don't the men have it!? It makes no sense!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's like that because that's the way the Company wants it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The men have nipple chafing problems. They use gel instead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even had a deleted scene of Ripley going to Dallas to talk and also have fulfill her need for sex at the time.
            To be fair I would 70s Tom Skerritt too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The logic is that men like breasts and men are the ones that pay to see movies.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest flaw Ridley made with Alien is that he never resolved the bonus situation.

    The movie starts, and in one of the very first scenes, we hear about issues with the bonus situation, so you know it must have been important. It had me curious right off the bat, and scene after scene came, but they never discussed the bonus situation. I figured that when Kane was in his coma, Scott would have taken that opportunity to finally discuss the bonus situation, but the next thing you know, we get the chestburster scene, and the alien arrives, which was cool and all, but I couldn't help thinking to myself "what about the g'damn bonus situation!?".

    Then, one by one, the alien starts killing the crew, and it was at this point that I figured Scott wasn't even going to address the bonus situation, which was fricked up, but I held out and figured that Ridley wouldn't let such an obviously important plot device go unresolved. But no. He did.

    When we finally lose Parker and Lambert, I knew we'd never have the answer. The ending was cool with the "lucky star" shit and the ejection from the shuttle, but all I could think about was how I would be left forever wondering about the bonus situation, and why it never got resolved.

    I hate Ridley Scott for that to this day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here. Let me ease your mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but how did Wal Mart manage to buy Weyland Yutani?
        is it because they trick welfare into paying bonuses?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just got back from seeing it, it's still as perfect as I remember. I need a good sound system for my home kino station, I was blown away by how crisp the dialogue and sound design were in the theater.

        Im happy to see people still posting the shitty Brettjak I drew all those years ago during the OG bonusposting threads

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did, on a 4K laser projector with a fwb from Chennai

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scrumptiously perky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a crime that Ripley wasn't shown in the hypersleep chamber in the film. Lambert's taped breasts at least are, but she has smaller areolas which are completely covered by it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a good movie. My only problem with it was the synth was a little out of left field. They didn’t do a good job eluding to it, and the reveal was really jarring because they never talk about synth humans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It precisely works because it is never alluded to, the androids are so good at pretending to be human that the humans don't even realize. Ash serves also as an interesting counter point in how he sees the xenomorph as a beautiful being, which is something drastically different from the humans. Ash being hidden as an android also enforces the nefarious dystopian future in which humans are just cattle work force and the company can do whatever the frick it wants.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's good though. It was meant to be a shocking twist as much to the audience as it was to the crew. They knew something was weird and off about him but not what. You're just supposed to be suspicious about him since the audience gets to see the multiple times he does sneaky stuff. Plus Ripley has a conversation with Dallas saying their normal science officer was replaced at short notice with Ash before they left just because the Company said so.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The robot scene was the scene that scared me the most when I saw it as a kid. I never suspected Ash to be a robot. I thought he was just autistic like me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's good tho. In Alien: Isolation there's a android that helps you, you only know he's one because he tells you upfront, you wouldn't know otherwise. In this case the fact that you know he's a android makes you don't trust him at first, that and being owned by the company.
        So in the game there are other kinds of androids made from other companies, like "Working Joes" by Seegson, made to look obviously synthetic and give canned responses as to prevent distrust (and is cheaper).

        They are worse, truly the co-stars of the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to see the Working Joes in live action

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give us the bush cut

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does a director let one of his actors refuse that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ratings board

      In the US intense violence and gore will get you a PG13 rating, but even a single pube or areola slip will get you a hard R.

      A film that's violent AND has full frontal nudity probably wasn't making it into theaters at that time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also just adding on to this, the alien egg was originally going to have a literal vegana on top but the studio made them change it out of ratings board fears. Also IIRC the Alien head was going to be a lot more phallic and the film was going to have a lot more sexual imagery in general.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would she want her panties slightly down?? That makes no sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother look at her, it made perfect sense, what is wrong with you and critically acclaimed director and producer and oceanic explorer James Cameron?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She just did.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a new remaster? i saw it in 4K in 2019

    are you all bumpkins five years behind Minnesota? how does that even happen with digital distribution?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the 45th anniversary re-release. they're showing the Mummy again in theaters, the Dark Knight Rises too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neat.

        i may go see Fantasia on 35mm, even though i'd prefer it on a 4K laser projector for better contrast

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this weekend i mean. it's screening here

          film is trash and i'm glad to be free of it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this last Sunday then snuck into my 3rd viewing of Abigail right after. The opening with the classical music gave away what theater it was starting in. They go well together.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      box office bomb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have my ticket for Wednesday (today) at 12:25.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are high definition encodes of 35mm prints readily available now so you can have soulful viewings in the comfort of your home, if you like

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4k version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, if this is true that's a good airbrush

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really don't think that's a dick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jc just look how thick that bush is underneath her panties

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it on Sunday night. Hadn’t watched it in a long time so it was enjoyable.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the real space jockeys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pube lice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly someone's rendition of the alien pilot who they find fused to the chair in the first movie, and he's holding a xeno egg in a special basket.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but whomst? if it's original concept art it's valuable, if it's some dumb fanart who cares

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how about you read the text on the image and figure it out?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We were robbed!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ripley had been running around scared and sweating for days in the same clothes. That lifeboat would have been pungent!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >days
        After the chest burst weren't all the happenings within the same day?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Revolting

      Enjoy pulling that wire shit from between your teeth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >going down on women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >afraid to go down on women
          Surely you don't date slags with HPV so you have risk getting throat cancer if you do? Your choice in women disgusts me, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this always the default queer response from baldgays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Enjoy pulling that wire shit from between your teeth
        Do you wear fricking braces or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're eating pussy wrong, Anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone put that on DALL-E, Siggy looking exhausted in the back, with the Alien giving a thumbs up to the camera with stray hairs in it's mouths teeth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DIY

          >eating pussy
          holy homosexual batman

          Bug chaser

          eating pussy is more gay than fricking a dude in the ass.

          Robert's FtM hole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eating pussy
        holy homosexual batman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >holy homosexual batman
          cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eating pussy is more gay than fricking a dude in the ass.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >today's the last day of the rerun
    ffs i just known about this literally just now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop what?

        You're welcome.

        oh frick you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to punch that vulnerable lower belly.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like to open a pack of scampi nik-nak crisps at this moment to get the real immersive aromatic experience

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ridley's commentaries are kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Ridley. Must be terrifying to lose your mind like that.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not in my Black person country's theaters. I hope Romulus is good.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have docked her that 5k. miss me with that female empowerment bullshit.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >always into clean shaven pusy
    >get Chinese gf
    >she has a completely untouched Asian bush
    >bury my face in it whenever possible
    >now hate girls without any pubes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asians are different tho. dated a flip girl for awhlie and she insisted on washing out genital areas before sex even if we'd both washed that day. so her hair or pusy never smelled bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asian bush is generally scentless.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sigourney never shaved her pubes
    This is why in Avatar the jungle you see wasn't CG.
    Cameron actually filmed in her pubes

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soon we'll be able to redo the ending with AI so Siggy will be completely naked, but then we'll have infighting regarding the size of her bush.
    Some will say we gotta go bigger, while others will say we should go A LOT BIGGER.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her husband is younger than her and is 5'5.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    legit going tonight. Can't wait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can actually see a bit of stretch marks on her legs. that's kinda cool.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha thats hilarious i wonder what it looked haha.... *glup*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*glup*
      nice try, aliens

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why have you not experienced Ridley Scott's kino in the cinema the way it was intended?
    I can't watch Alien at my local cinema 🙁

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she can play with my pup tail

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she can play with my pup tail

      Flaming pedersasts and filthy corpse eating scum on Cinemaphile who would have thought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more intrigued by the background than this disgusting bawd. So much soul going on there. This is what they took away from us.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Besides Demi Moore, has any actress had a bush that rivals Siggy's?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Satan, what kino did this SiggyBush appear in? I must know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Half Moon Street (1986)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she also showed it in 'A Map of the World'

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't the bush trimmed in that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice digits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eva Green's is a contender

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come some bush league actress can refuse an order from a director? hit her with 20% paycheck deduction and see her comply

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or go with an actress who WILL shave her c**t

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her dad was some big shot NBC honcho - she had clout coming into it.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which cut? which remaster? which source? which format?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's $20k in today's money, would you take $20k to edit each and every single cell in a film in order to virtually shave a c**t?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a norman
      Do you guys think she posts here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who do you think makes the regular Siggy threads?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was trying to make art and he didn't see it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      showing your pussy is making art?
      god I wish I was a woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its only art if you have a huge bush, which is why new actresses cant make art anymore.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the 45th Anniversary Release includes the unedited pubes in 4k and Smell-O-Vision.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did my dick move?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious why she seems to be very popular on Cinemaphile lately. Like the last year or 2. I wonder if Zoomers like er for some reason. Just to be clear I'm not being cortical. I'm just curious why now she seems to be very hot to a lot of people when before she wasnt really regarded in that way. Even on reddit coomer sub reddits she seems to get a lot of people saying how hot she is which I hadnt seen until recently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because zoomies live in a time where white women are 10/10 and that's like, .00000000000000000001% of the population, and the rest are short fat nasty trolls. They don't realize that it used to be the case, that there were tons of average or better looking, tall, white women. Whites have muttified themselves.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would re-release more 70's-80's movies, watching Alien in the theater was way more enjoyable than watching it at home. It'd be nice to watch total recall or the thing in theaters.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they do airbrushing in the days before digital?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with an airbrush

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did they edit out the bush?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how did they edit out the bush?
        anon ... I ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. For some reason I always assumed it was leaking out from the bottom, not the top, and that's why they had to remove it so painstakingly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's very clearly an edited photo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, we know it was airbrushed and Ridley paid a lot for it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, we know it was airbrushed and Ridley paid a lot for it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the airbrush story is true
              >but instead of removing, it was ADDING the bush
              >Ridley bamboozled the studio as to have his personal bush-cut of the movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did she shave her armpits though? was she just fricking with ridley and the studioheads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like how they used AI to colorize black & white, we will soon train it to restore the bush in Alien.
      Up yours Ridley, bush4life!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure you can do that right now, even make her naked

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know if AI is advanced enough to do the pointy deflated Siggy breasts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women should have their pubic hair folicles lasered off at a young age so they never have the chance to hurt anyone like that

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to see it in 3 hours 🙂

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damnit, I miss moot.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you need underwear in space for? Everything floats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      need them to catch leaky fluids

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, $500,000 wasted on something Sigrouney could have solved with a razor. No wonder Ridley's movies all lose money, that guy is a maniac and probably ignores his producers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $20k. In today's money.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched it with my zoomer lil brother who had never seen it and much to my surprise he loved it. I brought him as a test to see if i could still love him and he passed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make him play Alien: Isolation. There's even a pretty good port for the Switch.
      If he really liked the movie, he's gonna suck your wiener after playing it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we had that conversation on the way home, he's on my steam family group so he can play it from my library. i hope he does, he's already expressed watching aliens tho and i wanna do that with him first

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thump... thump... thump THUMP THUMP THUMP CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ludo of the highest order
          >no official VR version
          I cry envr tiem

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still fantastic just using a VR headset though. They did such a great job with that game and making you feel like you're actually in Alien. Wish they'd do the same with Aliens or just a similar setting. Another story set on a dark, stormy remote colony world or perhaps a dark, cyberpunk mega city on Earth as the Alien causes havoc.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Wish they'd do the same with Aliens
              Alien: Rogue Incursion might be just that. It was previously named Aliens, but I doubt the change of name would impact the direction of the game that much.
              Also it's VR

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm intriguing. So much Alien content this year

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm intriguing. So much Alien content this year

                There's also Dark Descent. They say it's a decent game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a theory that there is a small amount of zoomers whose brains aren't completely fried and they actually crave for art and entertainment that has depth and that is good. But majority of them are permanently braindamaged by society and slop media.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats so deep about Alien is that its about a big black smooth walking alien penis thing killing everybody but failing to kill the hairy white lady.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino inbound bros

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that conversation was really lame at the start. it was just the most basic conversations and it was all to market for Romulus? I went with someone who had somehow never seen the film and that shit just spoiled it at the gate. I know i know it's a 45 year old film but i was pissed

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's ugly stop pretending she's not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      you'll feel right at home my Black person

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did and i hadnt seen it in over a decade so i was surprised when i realized how the entire 30 minutes is just a massive homage to 2001 but in a "i can do it cooler" way. That combined with ash basically being Hal but with more agency, it really reframed the entire movie for me.

    Scott really was an artist as a young man what the frick happened

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. I don't have anyone to go with and I hate going to the movies alone.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it yesterday. It looked great. The only scene that didn't age well was the explosion of the space ship at the end. When she goes to look at the ship it's like a star exploded or something, plus the unnecessary noise.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long does he talk for at the beginning?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prob like 10/15 mins

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's it like to munch on hairy vagene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get your mouth between the lips so you're not eating hair. It tickles your nose and cheeks. Never noticed any smell. I hate shaved chicks, it's unnatural.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found the animal lover

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's unnatural
        so is: soap, toilets, air conditioning, clothing, cooked meat, automobiles, computers, the internet...

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soulful.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it's still on Hulu
    Time to get comfy

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it on Friday and Saturday and will do it once more tomorrow before it’s gone. Any time it’s in theaters I always treat it like it’s the last so I see it as many times as I can.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never find out about these things until the last fricking day when it's too late to fit it in my schedule.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, man

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feature before the movie plays
    >riddley talking to the director of alien romulus about how important casting your actors is and how the most of the cast was veteran actors.
    >look up the cast to Alien: Romulus
    Huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh what u mean????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes a hack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Alien for Zoomers. I'm hoping it's good.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game over, man.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RELEASE THE BUSH CUT

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not liking a hairy bush

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch it once a week. I try telling my girlfriend about one of the final scenes with the alien where it is in shot but you cannot see it until it moves. It is fricking pure kino and she will not accept the artistic merit of that scene. She pisses me off

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you bros

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the angle guys. Her back is arched backwards instead of forwards. You are just way too used to seeing Instagram hoes arching their backs forwards and sticking their asses out to make their ass look bigger.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind, I'd love to get a feel of Siggy's little booty

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also suspected Scott was a low test pseud but I had no idea it was THAT bad.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did yesterday. Still holds up very well, they simply do not make them like that anymore: simple story, fantastic production design, all practical effects (no CGI), everything about it was pure kino. What filmmaking should be.
    Somewhat sad Scott has lost his touch since then. Prometheus was awful by comparison. So was Covenant. And that's coming from someone who tends to be a harsh critic, but was willing to give the benefit of the doubt to all the issues in Prometheus and Covenant, but I still couldn't like those movies.

    Planning to see The Mummy re-issue this week as well. Looking forward to it.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #ReleaseTheBushCut

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