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How would you have written it?
Hard mode: it can't be a 1:1 adaptation

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1:1 adaptation of the movie

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make them all funny talking animals.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott fights the literal world

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    episodic slice of life

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always had some dumb fantasy since I was a teen that a Scott Pilgrim show should be slice of life and each book is its own season.
      Goddamn I still have nostalgic memories watching that adult swim short
      Titmouse was robbed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds good.
      they would have to change the name to "precious little life".

      Not sure but you can really tell that BLOM regrets A LOT from the original comic. His IRL divorce probably has something to do with it

      hed look pretty good if he got in shape.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott Pilgrim becomes a male stripper and takes it ALL off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slow down there, Wallace

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make it a 1:1 adaptation
    Scott Pilgrim's success was an accident and adding to it is a mistake.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew Patel becomes the big bad

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a crossover with other Scott Pilgrim-likes like YIIK.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would create a new version called Me Vs. The Not-Me World. It's about me forcing everyone to be me and making everything me, but in real life, not a cartoon.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott Pilgrim Goes Last
    all of ramonas exes run a train on ramona
    then scott is the last guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Exes
      Don't forgot the likely hordes of one night stands
      Scott will be waiting in line for months

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1:1 adaptation of the games

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game(s)
      wut?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rework Takes Off into a sequel that takes place immediately after the comic, with Scott getting kidnapped the day after he beats Gideon. Almost everything else remains the same.
    It doesn't make sense that Scott's arc of getting over the need for constant emotional validation comes as a consequence of beating a videogame style boss rush but erasing what he did earn in the original story sucks. Put an action packed, sakuga filled montage of his fights with the exes in the opening or the first episode to recap the original story since they aren't getting full episodes.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly the same, except for a few things:
    >have scenes with Scott and Future Scott in every episode except maybe two
    >give Future Scott a better reason for going nuts at the end
    >include Joseph and Stephen
    >three on three fight between Sex Bob-Omb and Clash at Demonhead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly agree with this except
      >>give Future Scott a better reason for going nuts at the end
      future scott overreacting fits because he's supposed to be a dumbass.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but
        >Ramona ran off again so I crashed at Wallace's and it's like Envy times ten
        and
        >I was so mad about Ramona I ran off for ten years and she just never found me even though I was in a pretty obvious place
        Makes their relationship look like it isn't worth saving.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Ramona run away from everything at the start like she always does.
    You can't have a redemption arc if you're perfect from the start.
    Also keep the EX's original personalities as huge egotistical dickheads. Same goes for them, you can't redeem what's already fixed.

    Basically make the character development more believable.
    Also I'll never stop saying it but YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO HAVE NEGA-RAMONA BE A THING AND YOU COMPLETELY BLEW IT.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every episode has a full penetrative sex scene between Scott and Wallace. The episodes in which scott is missing can be flashback scenes.
    Also Roxie rapes kim with her lucky strap on. Sparks be damned

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure but you can really tell that BLOM regrets A LOT from the original comic. His IRL divorce probably has something to do with it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bitter c**t. Name three things.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Name three things.
        >Making Ramona flawed
        >Gideon being so evil
        >Scott dating Knives

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kim x Knives
        Scott "dating" Knives
        Ramona's lack of accountability

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he still cares?
      According to wiki, it was TEN YEARS AGO. I mean divorce is tough but it's been ages

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen divorce completely obliterate men. Remember that Ramona is based on the ex wife

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, it could work if Ramona actually fought all her exes... but she did not.
    She fought, what, only Roxy, because she attacked her?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mods=gays
    don't just repost things

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just going to repost

    >To add to the point, an anon a couple threads ago asked if I would have bought her caring so much to track Scott down because she was denied a relationship as opposed to abandoning it herself for once. I would if the show had actually went that route and made it the impetus for the lesson at the end. It does make sense looking at her relationships all being some form of contrarianism. The ethnic kid, the loner skater, the vegan, the lesbian, the twins, and the genius. She wants something new and the moment it becomes normal she leaves. Get rid of the moronic time travel plotline and have Scott just be kidnapped by the League. Have Ramona track her exes down to just find him and have them be the ones confronting her over their relationship while she tries to avoid talking about it, leading to a fight because of course. They all play on the point that the moment Ramona got to actually know them and the honeymoon phase was over, she ran because she can't handle being that close. She doesn't understand why they're so obsessed because she projects on them and thinks they were as done with their relationship as she was, downplaying how important she was in their lives. Have their closure be from her actually admitting she cared about them more than she tried to deny and them being happy to just be acknowledged by her because that's what they actually wanted from her, not to harass Scott. Keep Gideon the true butthole that he is and have him make Ramona doubt herself that she won't just do the same to Scott and then, I dunno, have the exes jump in to help her in the final fight against Gideon and serve as tangible proof that she has changed.

    >Boom, you get her arc on screen, the exes get more time to be fleshed out and reasons to reconcile with Ramona, and Scott gets reduced even more because the author and twitter hates him so much. Everyone wins!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dunno, have the exes jump in to help her in the final fight against Gideon and serve as tangible proof that she has changed.
      OH MY GAWD this would have been great

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything would be better than them all jobbing immediately.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just follow the plot after episode 2 but having Mathew defeat Gideon has consequences
    Episode 3 is the same except Roxie was sent there by Mathew
    We don't have Gideon become a neet
    It all becomes a battle between Mathews side who realized that Scott coming back would nullify the contract and Ramona's side
    The final battle is Mathew vs Gideon again except it's cut short by Scott vs older Scott who had been fighting non stop since the end of episode 1

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same show, but it's Scott/Future Scott adventures.
    >Scott finds out he was kidnapped for the stupidest reason and wants to go back
    Last 3 episodes are about Ramona looking for Scott, he gets back and they all fight Even-Older Scott.
    The end.

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