>Simon: Is that how it works, you just say funny words just try out weird words hippopotamus and juggling? Anyone can do that. I've got facts based jokes
>Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow
>Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
>Noel: No, with a motorbike made of jealousy
Why did Noel get the big laugh when Simon demolished his entire act in a few sentences? This guys is like 50 and acts like a LOLRANDOM XD teenager.
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>why is the crowd cheering the babyface i do not comprehend
Baka.
>babyface
he looks like Laurence Olivier in Richard III
It's a wrestling term. He's the hero and the host of the show is the antagonist
Confidence
Because he showed that he could take the banter
Exactly, he leaned into the joke which Amstell had made, he didn't get butthurt about it.
Amstell is completely correct and I'm sad that I haven't seen him doing anything other than Never mind. Does anyone have any recommendations with him in them?
No he had a mental breakdown after doing the show and became a whiny new age vegan homosexual. Lots of really offensive comedians from the 2000s became absolute homosexuals after the great awokening (looking at Frankie Boyle)
Frankie Boyle did it for different reasons; he was the "edgy guy" for years, then his shows kept getting canceled because they were shit.
So what do to? Toe the line, suck TV wiener and pull up the ladder behind you, of course!
So his shows are now a big room full of people who agree, nothing gets discussed, and he still gets his edgy monologues to maintain his former image as the "offensive" guy.
Insidious fricker, he is. Seriously, be wary of people like that.
You mean everyone?
Certainly everyone on TV, yes. Telly doesn't reflect real life, of course. It's some exaggerated fantasy land.
His best work was on PC Zone decades ago.
Charlie Brooker is another example of this, though to a lesser extent.
>omg I'm such an edgy misanthrope who hates people BUT I'M SUCH A NICE GUY AND I HAVE A GUARDIAN COLUMN REFUGEES WELCOME FRICK BIGOTRY AND TRANSPHOBIA
frick off
Brooker was always an edgy misanthrope who hated shitty self-serving people like marketers and advertisers. His schtick was always punching up or across
You think a stand-up comedy gig is the venue for ‘discussion’?
No. But I think a round-table show should discuss things, not just agree and solve nothing.
le nodding scottish cuck face
I liked the many shots of the other panelists just looking with a concentrated face to let us know this is serious
what the frick is she even trying to say? by her logic all white people should kill themself
That's the show in a nutshell. It's the BBC after all.
Licence-payer money going to good use yet again. God forbid they have anyone with a different POV. That would be reverse diversity.
>his shows kept getting canceled because they were shit
I saw him live in 2012 and everyone had a laugh. He only got shit after he started trying to get political. I miss old nihilist Frankie.
So he doubled-down on the political stuff, and the BBC gave him a show? That's even worse.
He was always monotonous; one-track edgy and oooh so dangerous and challenging yeah, but to have his crowdthink funded by loicence crowdfunding is a better joke than he could write.
His New World Order show is abysmal. But I guess the guests check the correct boxes.
I must be a bigot for thinking it's completely fricking stupid.
What a fricking mess.
>So he doubled-down on the political stuff, and the BBC gave him a show?
Yes.
>He was always monotonous; one-track edgy and oooh so dangerous
He started slowly moving in that direction from Last Days of Sodom onwards. Tramadol Nights was his peak standup, but he was even better on Mock the Week when he had Dara to keep the discussion moving. You could drop the rest and just have those two in a room and you would have a show.
i wish to go back, and bury my head between miquita olivers legs while simon takes the piss out of the kooks
For me, it was Alexa Chung
alexa chung is no fun, she looks like she eats rice crackers and drinks lemon water
Tfw you will never eat alexa chung's rice cracker..... bro's......
Was she stoned for about 10 years, or just moronic?
Low IQ probably, but pretty. I guess that's all you need to get a leg-up in TV.
Might explain Fearne Cotton, Alex Zane etc., all those empty-headed witless twats.
I once saw this clip of Miquita with this see through top and perky jiggly breasts shining through doing some interview somewhere on Ibiza or whatever and I've never been able to find the entire bit again.
It was better quality than this clip too, and had like a whole interview segment with some other guys on a boat or something.
guy on the right is Abs from Five (5ive)
i had a search on google but can't find anything
Why did you let me know that? Now all I can hear in my head is IF YA GETTIN DOWN BABY
>5ive song
>not thinking immediately of keep on moving
Keep on Moving is the classic, but If Ya Gettin Down is the one I sing at the top of my voice to annoy friends and family.
years ago there was a website that catalogued shit like this on british tv, but i think it's gone now.
sic transit gloria mundi
Grandma's house. Sitcom written by and starring him. Literally the only fun he's ever done besides NMTB
>I've got facts based jokes
Dear lord, what an embarrassing thing to have said
>facts based
That literally means non lolrandum garbage. He is an embarrassing homosexual though.
He only read his girlfriend's book.
I work with a lesbian who looks exactly like this.
who was in the wrong here?
They're both arseholes.
One's a talentless dick, and understandably offended, the other is a tryhard tit who thinks he has to be cruel to be funny.
Frick the both of them, to be honest.
Bullies are hilarious though. Punching down is the funniest thing you can witness.
he shouldve told his wife the book idea was fricking stupid
I mean it's not like it was written for its literary value.
>who was in the wrong here?
Everyone except Professor Green.
The applause was a vote of confidence.
It was a 'we still like you Noel'.
Clearly Noel got completely anhilated here that was never in question.
Noel still dislikes Amstell even now and so does that fat frick Jupitus.
It's because Amstell pretty much ruined the show because no celebrity would guest on it. Fair play though, Amstell should have killed that show for good because they're bringing it back for like the 3rd time now.
Fourth time, I think.
Rhod Gilbert's run failed, stupidly to their surprise. Now it's Greg Davies AGAIN.
I do like the guy, but Jesus Christ I'm fricking sick of seeing him.
DID you know that Greg Davies used to be a teacher?!
DUDE I HAD NO IDEA. HOW WOULD I POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?
Greg isn't the problem it's Daisy, Jamal and grandpa Noel
I didn't watch for long. It was painful.
Who else can they get? The modern crop of comics are fricking godawful.
It'll probably be Rob Brydon, Phill Jupitus himself, maybe stupid James Acaster or some over-exposed idiot like that.
Yeah, the modern crop should die in the cold. I'm so sick of their tiresome cookie-cutter shite.
You will have Sarah Pascoe and you will love it.
Please no. Her voice is like a fork on a bottle.
Isn't it funny that every comedienne is also a feminist?
It doesn't make them funnier. Just tell jokes, for frick's sake.
I remember Boyle talking about how sexist UK comedy was by saying he knew a producer who would refer to a comedian as "c**ty McNoJokes".
I couldn't help but think "Oh, were they referring to Sarah Pascoe, Sarah Millican, Jo Brand, or Josie Long?"
To a point, they were probably talking about him. I wouldn't be surprised.
I can't think of a crafted joke Boyle has made. And I was a fan.
the big issue is that there aren't enough musicians anyone cares about willing to go on at this point. Amstell created a rivival but it was always going to be temporary.
True most of the guests were indie twats and indie died in 2012. Imagine having to roast mysterymeat grime artists in 2022 without coming off as racist.
trivial for any decent UK comedian actually, because everyone on both sides aren't looking for an excuse to lose their shit.
>He never saw the dappy episodes
Saw jupitus live a few years ago. He was shite.
Lots of long pauses for "effect" and heavy breathing.
Tried a coupe of pops at the crowd as insult humour and just came away cringy and prickish
Was he still in his phase where he just ended random sentences by shouting LOL and that was the joke?
the joke is a joke about his joke
"with facts and jealousy is an actually funny fact based joke in the context after the exchange"
noels act wasnt demolished by this guy but validated by him kek the fact man managed to btfo himself even though he was entirely correct kek
its abit high brow low brow
well I hate Noel, I really really hate him. Like A LOT.
But mighty boosh still good.
I don't mind his lolsorandom when its in a structured show like boosh. Everywhere else though and its just cringe
I've only seen Noel in panel shows and he clearly doesn't have the chops for actual stand-up bits, however
>I've got facts based jokes
What kind of autismo says something like that? I'm not surprised I've never heard of that comedian.
Simon Amstell's autism was the best part of the show. He demolished Courtney Love and made Noel shit his pants with this joke.
Based and fact based.
this was the best joke of the entire history of panel shows
The best part is the reaction. Noel looks butthurt, the indie shithead looks like he's fearing Love's impending BPD wrath, and David Cross is just laughing for a solid minute.
That's some low hanging fruit joke.
fricking state of that disclaimer
sorry anon, but he didn't have a licence for that beast of a comeback
>you can't claim someone murdered their husband on national TV without some kind of extra context
this is the kind of nanny state we live in I'm afraid. Boris will probably gas us all after the Jubilee.
>anon's never heard of a defamation lawsuit
Courtney Love is infamously litigious.
I am making the point that the law is not too extreme just because you have to make it clear that something is a joke.
Ah, didn't catch the sarcasm.
>DONNYS SMOKING NOW?!
Love this. Such a cringelord, triggered by everything.
This is funny and very uncomfortable.
His helmet turned blue.
>Craig from Corrie is there
How old is this episode? It isn't 2005 anymore, get the frick over it bro
Grim
Did you ever see those posts she did on that music forum when she was a teen? Now that's depressing.
which ones?
She was a qt before all the drugs. Shame about the accent tho
did her mam know Bruce Willis?
ay, me winehose
All panel shows are cringe and moronic
Taskmaster has its moments, but if you get frickwits like Iain Sterling on the panel just forget it.
Otherwise it's simply formula, formula, formula; it works for shows like Would I Lie To You because it changes just enough between episodes. But yeah, shows like Have I Got News For You and QI really have gone downhill.
QI became a gimmick of itself. How Alan would constantly come last and get the crowd cheering if he got a question right
He's the most intelligent on the panel, too.
you just have to treat panel shows as occasional watches instead of something you always tune in to. Even back when QI was regularly good, If I saw a woman on the panel who wasn't Emma Thompson I wouldn't watch it.
For me it's the Preston episode. Saw it when it first aired and still reel to this day.
I'm legit scared of Simon Amstell. Guy's an animal.ptmkh
he's actually too savage to be able to maintain a prominent showbiz career. you have to avoid pointing out what a bunch of hacks everyone is to retain some level of goodwill.
hilarious every time an American appeared on the show.
He added onto the bantz he was already receiving. Neil 'lost' that exchange, but that doesn't really matter because he still took it in stride.
Poster is probably American who can't do humor without someone to laugh at.
>love suicide joke
>winehouse foreshadowing
>donny episode
>preston episode
any other nmtbkino?
Dappy episode
>dappy
he's legit moronic, isn't he
dunno but the girl in that band was pretty good
>that bj video
grim
Obviously. Why do you think he was famous for fifteen minutes? Everyone over the age of 20 was laughing at him.
The one where Jermaine Jackson was on and he said "Michael's a bit weird, isn't he?"
Genuinely hilarious, just saying what everyone was thinking.
i mean, in that context noel fieldings little aphorisms aren’t even non sequiters it’s just more like a flowery prose. and i don’t like noel fielding but the other guy comes off like he’s riding a motorbike of jealousy innit
Based. Frick Fielding.
The entire point of the show is for the host to mock the guests and team captains.
It's literally just banter that Noel handled quite well, so the audience appreciated it.
I always liked uhh the sex addict comedian better. Brant? Oh yeah Brand Russel Brand. He had a similar manic energy and his wordplay was clever and intelligible, never just random
because Noel is a chad and Amstell is a prissy vegan homosexual
because fielding sort of admirably conceded amstells point with that final comment. Although amstell was totally right, fielding knows it as well as anyone. To his credit I've seen him say that he knows people who are 10x more talented than him but had no success, so he knows he doesn't necessarily deserve it.
Yeah, he's kind of annoying but I can't hate him that much. It was the people that dick rode like crazy that I couldnt stand
I've got that Goo jumper, very comfy
Long live the king
Lamarr actually cared about music and never let the show become top heavy with conceited modern pop artists.
noel is funny
OP is gay
This was the highlight of a very strong series. Amstell was probably a better host than lamarr and i wish he hadn't been such an artiste about his career, his stand-up is dogshit
Joe List and Mark Normand just shot some kind of panel show in London. Joe said he was out of jokes after 5 minutes, can't wait to see that trainwreck. Unfortunately not out yet, will take a couple of months until it airs.