And my eyes see Oppenheimer.
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...
What happe-
>MUSIC LOUDLY DROWNS OUT HIS VOICE
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And my eyes see Oppenheimer. ... ... What happe- >MUSIC LOUDLY DROWNS OUT HIS VOICE
Nolan's CIA wife begins to smirk
Nolan's wife is CIA? Why didn't he put her in TDKR instead?
She wasn't in the flight plan.
Kek
nice ghostwriter ref there anon
Duncenheimer? Don't mind if I do!
I still enjoy that in the context of the movie, he somehow filmed an entire commercial, at no point realizing how bad it was, and only when he saw the finished commercial, after everyone's time and money had been thoroughly wasted, only then did he decide it needed to be scrubbed from existence.
All that choreography he learned.. gone to waste.
Like tears in duncaccino
SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND
It was the best part of the movie . It was weird how people didn’t get that it was meant to be making fun of celebrities selling out for a really lame commercials not that Adam Sandler was making a serious musical about Dunkin’ Donuts
I think the problem with it is that it's an actual company they're advertising for. Imagine if the "we don't bow to any sponsor" scene from Wayne's World was 10 times longer, it would feel like their mockery of it wasn't genuine
Bro can't even run
How much money did this movie cost again
The cast is full of pajeets and SEAmonkeys so probably not as much as you'd think.
It's only 80 million. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword cost twice that and people make fun of its CGI all the time so you can see how expensive it is to get good CGI. That's why I prefer movies not to have CGI at all.
Kek! It's kino!
pacino is a based old geezer who just fathered a new baby that he will never see reach adulthood before he dies
Bold of you to assume we are not on the precipice of discovering the secret to immortality and beloved celebrities like him will be the first to gain it.
I do give Jimmy Kimmel credit for having one good joke, about Al Pacino being the final presenter only because he was able to find a babysitter.
"Isn't it past your jail time?" was also pretty good.
Based Pakino saving time for everyone by just announcing the winner.
That was always the plan, the confusion came from the way he said "My eyes see Oppenheimer" like an unfinished sentence. People were expecting him to shout "OPPENHEIMER!" or something so it took a minute for them to realize he'd announced the winner.
...but it's actually MAESTRO
Yeah I heard that one.
I can't blame people for hesitating after the La La Land incident 8 years ago. It seems every time Emma Stone wins Best Actress, something bad happens.
don't waste my MOTHAFRICKIN TIME
Not until my eyes see Oppenheimer pummeled to dust. Which should be any moment now...
YES! YES!
Oppenheimer was shit
My eyes see a sore loser
It COULD have been kino
>my eyes see Oppenheimer...but I'm blind, remember? Hooha!
>*starts walking around the stage bumping into shit*
>I'm going to tango now!
>falls off the stage, breaks hip, cuts to commercial
>I'M IN THE DAAAARK HERE
>tune in to the Oscar to see what it's going to be like this year
>coked out emaciated cat Valentine making a fool of herself on stage
>female audience flooding their seats at naked Thomas Hayden Church wearing a cue card and nothing else
>cringe Jimmy Fallon trying to host but only making embarrassingly bad and awkward jokes like the Trump one
>a fricking overpriced toy being the main theme of the whole show holy fricking capitalism bratman!
>people pretending what Bully Eyelash does is singing
Not gonna lie, it was the best Oscar show of the last decade and a half.