And my eyes see Oppenheimer. ... ... What happe- >MUSIC LOUDLY DROWNS OUT HIS VOICE

And my eyes see Oppenheimer.
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>MUSIC LOUDLY DROWNS OUT HIS VOICE

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan's CIA wife begins to smirk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan's wife is CIA? Why didn't he put her in TDKR instead?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She wasn't in the flight plan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice ghostwriter ref there anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duncenheimer? Don't mind if I do!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still enjoy that in the context of the movie, he somehow filmed an entire commercial, at no point realizing how bad it was, and only when he saw the finished commercial, after everyone's time and money had been thoroughly wasted, only then did he decide it needed to be scrubbed from existence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All that choreography he learned.. gone to waste.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like tears in duncaccino

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the best part of the movie . It was weird how people didn’t get that it was meant to be making fun of celebrities selling out for a really lame commercials not that Adam Sandler was making a serious musical about Dunkin’ Donuts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the problem with it is that it's an actual company they're advertising for. Imagine if the "we don't bow to any sponsor" scene from Wayne's World was 10 times longer, it would feel like their mockery of it wasn't genuine

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro can't even run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much money did this movie cost again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cast is full of pajeets and SEAmonkeys so probably not as much as you'd think.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cast is full of pajeets and SEAmonkeys so probably not as much as you'd think.

        It's only 80 million. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword cost twice that and people make fun of its CGI all the time so you can see how expensive it is to get good CGI. That's why I prefer movies not to have CGI at all.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek! It's kino!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pacino is a based old geezer who just fathered a new baby that he will never see reach adulthood before he dies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bold of you to assume we are not on the precipice of discovering the secret to immortality and beloved celebrities like him will be the first to gain it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do give Jimmy Kimmel credit for having one good joke, about Al Pacino being the final presenter only because he was able to find a babysitter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Isn't it past your jail time?" was also pretty good.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Pakino saving time for everyone by just announcing the winner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was always the plan, the confusion came from the way he said "My eyes see Oppenheimer" like an unfinished sentence. People were expecting him to shout "OPPENHEIMER!" or something so it took a minute for them to realize he'd announced the winner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...but it's actually MAESTRO
        Yeah I heard that one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't blame people for hesitating after the La La Land incident 8 years ago. It seems every time Emma Stone wins Best Actress, something bad happens.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't waste my MOTHAFRICKIN TIME

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not until my eyes see Oppenheimer pummeled to dust. Which should be any moment now...
    YES! YES!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer was shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My eyes see a sore loser

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It COULD have been kino
    >my eyes see Oppenheimer...but I'm blind, remember? Hooha!
    >*starts walking around the stage bumping into shit*
    >I'm going to tango now!
    >falls off the stage, breaks hip, cuts to commercial

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M IN THE DAAAARK HERE

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tune in to the Oscar to see what it's going to be like this year
    >coked out emaciated cat Valentine making a fool of herself on stage
    >female audience flooding their seats at naked Thomas Hayden Church wearing a cue card and nothing else
    >cringe Jimmy Fallon trying to host but only making embarrassingly bad and awkward jokes like the Trump one
    >a fricking overpriced toy being the main theme of the whole show holy fricking capitalism bratman!
    >people pretending what Bully Eyelash does is singing
    Not gonna lie, it was the best Oscar show of the last decade and a half.

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