Any good movies about the Norman conquest of England?

Any good movies about the Norman conquest of England?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not conquest, they were refugees
    Let them in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not conquest
      It's been almost 800 years and people with norman surnames still make up the majority of the elite and upper social classes in England

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Yes, my fellow Englischmen, we need to stand against the dangerous French menace and support the house of S̶a̶x̶e̶-̶C̶o̶b̶u̶r̶g̶-̶G̶o̶t̶h̶a̶ Windsor"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Anno Domini 2000 and 23.
          >not being a Jacobite
          People gotta get with the program

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what are some norman surnames?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Surnames_of_Norman_origin

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is super interesting.

            Had a friend in Secondary named Hamill. Intelligent, held himself in high regard. Works in finance now.

            Should've tried to marry his sister.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Surnames_of_Norman_origin

              After 800 years it's time to admit genetic superiority exists

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                William the Bastard was an opportunist, there's nothing special about sailing across a narrow sea and then waiting for an army that had just marched 500 miles already tired after finally winning a long war with the Danes a few days earlier. His dynasty didn't even last a two generations and the Normans are hardly mentioned ever again. The most overrated race in history.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it was very calculated. They won a single battle, killed the king, then occupied the centres of power and proceeded to change the laws. They did raze towns but there was basically no one left to organize armed resistance and they got whatever leadership was left to concede within months. Everything was from the top down.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's no way that Cholmondley is a poor name—you probably need to go to Eton or Winchester to even know how to pronounce it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Disney

        • 1 year ago
          This thread needs a freshener

          The ones that sound French.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's true
        >Just take the names of the Normans who conquered England nearly 1,000 years ago. Surnames such as Baskerville, Darcy, Mandeville and Montgomery are still over-represented at Oxbridge and also among elite occupations such as medicine, law and politics.

        https://www.takimag.com/article/give_it_up_psmithe_steves_sailer/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, at some point you have to admit it's genetic superiority

          It's been fricking 800 years

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Or it could be that being given huge amounts of lands for free and legal power over people puts you at something of an advantage.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >puts you at something of an advantage
              For eight hundred years?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm sure King Charles being head of state of a dozen countries was down to his brilliant entrepreneurial mind and not centuries of rigid hereditary power structure.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Steve Sailer, the world's only interesting writer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vikings won

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Anglo-Norman name.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was the medieval times really blue like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why d people point to these old movies doing midevil times as if they are accurate at al either. real life doesnt have spot lights hitting you at all angles, shits never gonna be well lit like this,

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At least you can see what is going on

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No. Its bullshit. The whole "dArK aGeS" thing is a lie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          was the medieval times really blue like that

          its probably because it was just early morning or evening when the scene was being filmed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this was a good movie, I do not understand why you think just because they use darker tones that they are trying to make white history look bad or some shit.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol France was never a threat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your royal motto is literally written in french, normans completely changed your language
      just take the L and move on

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >your
        You mean our, as in mine. You make the bizarre mistake of thinking that 1000 years later Norman and Anglo-Saxon is seperate, and not the formation or evolution of the nation as a whole which would go on to conquer the world. I have a Norman surname and my family is still largely Northern working/middle class, but take no particular pride in this since I am still regarded as Anglo Saxon and not Norman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm English, with a Norman surname. You're moronic for even thinking you have anything relevant to say on the subject.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You will never be English.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But I am, because apprently my ancestors dropped their French/Norman culture pretty quick, otherwise I'd be speaking French and not English with a few Latin words. Also the fact I don't live in a large manor house suggests lots of marriage with the locals and sons who didn't get to inherit father's estate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cope

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm English, with a Norman surname. You're moronic for even thinking you have anything relevant to say on the subject.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the only time during modern england where Britain was under threat of a major landing invasion, I remember reading that on one occasion the threat was so huge that the Londoners started practicing their french

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rulers and nobility all over Europe were TERRIFIED of Napoleon

          Had he won at Waterloo, most of Europe would have surrendered immediately.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You no longer have an empire bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But a mere province of it was.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good things Normans didn't bow to the Capetian keks then

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    block your way

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pigeons a cute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like those duck masks. seems very simple but functional

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like those duck masks. seems very simple but functional

      I love Normans so much. Think about it;
      >Cream of the Viking crop, terrorize France until the King gives you a duchy in exchange for stopping other vikings
      >Now you have a French wife, worship Jesus, and are called Norman
      >Some of your barons conquer all of England
      >Some of your restless second sons still have that Viking wanderlust, tell your King you are going to ravage the Saracen coasts
      >The King assents, you weren't asking permission but whatever
      >raid all over North Africa, reconquer Sicily and Naples from the muhammadans
      >establish two more new cultures, the Siculo-Normans and Italo-Normans
      >You already had really sweet Norman helmets, but now you event another one of the coolest helmets ever
      >1096 rolls around and it's time for the Crusades, your core of elite knights form the backbone of several crusades and more second sons establish themselves in the Holy Land
      And to top it all off, you're considered one of the most attractive ethnic groups in the world, with blue eyes and black hair.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        heh yeah they were Europe's natural Chad population group for a while there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Siculo-Normans and Italo-Normans

        those are the same thing. people just cant decide which one sounds cooler. as for me? its got to be siculo-norman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Best part is that they were the cream of the Vikings while also learning from the French and becoming the cream of the cavalry. Vikings on horses is just too OP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Arab buckbroken?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, the French.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tennis balls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The greatest Shakespeare movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sheesh dude sorry. dude doesn't like tennis how was I to know?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking love Brian Blessed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's US Open winner Wawarinka

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking love Branagh's Henry V and Kurosawa's Ran. Two of my favourite.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kino.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know Bale identifies as English, but.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my ckii plauthroughs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love taking out these kingdoms one by one until I’m the Emperor of Hispania

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Play as one of muslim taifas and resurrect the Caliphate of Córdoba

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No and there's a frustrating lack of anglosaxon kino. We have to make do with shit like the last kingdom

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That As 1123. France was dealing with the problems caused by the norman conquest... that is the king of England being both a vassal (through Normandy) and a rival or the king of France. And it got worse later as marriages had Anjou and Aquitany attached to England.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think William stopped being a vassal as soon as his dominance in England was asserted

        A king can't be vassal of another king

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think in respect to his role as duke of normandy he was still technically a vassal of of the king of france meaning he still owed whatever he owed the king as part of the feudal arrangement for normandy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think William stopped being a vassal as soon as his dominance in England was asserted

            A king can't be vassal of another king

            That As 1123. France was dealing with the problems caused by the norman conquest... that is the king of England being both a vassal (through Normandy) and a rival or the king of France. And it got worse later as marriages had Anjou and Aquitany attached to England.

            should have done the kino King *in* England title like what the prussians did. basically the exact same situation

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_in_Prussia

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He was King OF england though. He obtained that title, but he retained the title of duke of Normandy which was part of France. It isn't like Crusader Kings where everything needs to belong to a particular realm, things can technically have complex relationships with each other.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                maybe if you werent such a moronic Black person and could at least read a fricking wiki link you would know its the same thing. hes a duke IN france. in england hes a king because hes the king OF england. but england isnt an integrated part of FRANCE so the french KING doesnt recognize his duke subject as KING.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Picrel is Richard the Lionheart paying homage to Philip Augustus as his duke of Aquitaine a few decades later.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >had to google what he was complaining about
      >Regiments basically had flags to help identify them on the battlefield for commanders
      >autism about protecting the flag emerges based on a one sided belief that if the flag was lost it was dishonorable
      >This autism becomes so exploitable that by the late 1880s they just stopped doing it.

      Kek, talk about setting yourself up for suffering.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it's autism to think losing an important battlefield tactical and symbolic tool is bad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Given the technology at the time there were obviously better ways to give commanders visual identification for various regiments.
          Forming an autistic fixation over symbology is primarily why color battalions were targeted and eventually retired.

          It's just a piece of cloth in the end, don't unironically give your enemies something so exploitable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its a piece of cloth you dolt. a new one can be remade easily

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        about protecting the flag emerges based on a one sided belief that if the flag was lost it was dishonorable
        Ye that was his only problem for sure. His 'complaining' probably had nothing to do with Simmerson disobeying orders and cutting off and leaving his own men to die

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Roman Eagle
        >French Eagle
        >The King's Colors
        This concept is really new to you?

        [...]

        [...]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          autism. youre supposed to have a nice day every time you lose a battle?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Flagbearer responsibility to keep it up, because flag going down means your leader has either died or fled/left his men behind (unless its a trick like at battle of Grunwald leading to teutons overextending when chasing the king).

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hey moron, 70%+ of the casualties in a battle would be during the route. You should avoid losing the colors even in defeat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh no we lost the metaphor ahhh we're losing AHHHH!
          Best of all it has no religious relevancy, yet resembles a sort of occultism propped up by the military state.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The Roman Eagle was very much religiously significant. The French Eagles were literally just Napoleon copying the Roman Eagles.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Alright that's fair, if the Romans actually believed the eagle was some sort of religious totem where as losing it would result in divine judgement then ok.
              But the UK was christian and while Kings are crowned under god they carry no such divinity as to bless a flag, nor is it christian at all to hold such spiritual beliefs for it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're arguing with half the facts there anon.
                The king is blessed by God with the divine right to rule. The King's colors are similarly blessed. To lose the colors is to lose God's closest servant's honor. From their perspective.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love joan of arc and quite frankly I love french people too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know brits were buckbroken trice. First they were conquered by romans, then by saxons, then by normans (who were german or nords too). Are there any native brits left?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The descendants of natives are the people of Wales. In fact, they weren't even the first in the island, the real natives (the people who built Stonehenge) seem to have disappeared thousands of years ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >(the people who built Stonehenge) seem to have disappeared thousands of years ago.
        what happened to them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they probably went the way of Dogerland

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one knows who they were, or what they were doing. But their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They passed throught the mists into Færie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Bean

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Before the Romans the Celts invaded. The Danes invaded after the Saxons, shortly before the Normans. The conquering was largely cultural than demographic though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Btw, this is largely why British girls are so ugly. They were conquered so many times throughout history that all the pretty ones were abducted back to Rome/Norway/Saxony, while the Becky's were too ugly and stayed on the island

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You jest, but I read somewhere (it was a serious source) that when Anglo-Saxon men arrived, they found the breton women so ugly they didn't even want to rape them and instead had their own women sailed all the way from Germania in order to have children with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there any native brits left
      Plenty of Englishmen have majority Brythonic DNA. They may have been conquered but they never disappeared. The conquerors had no will to genocide their new slaves and weren't numerous enough to replace the local population.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there any native brits left?
      Maisie Williams

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it came out in 1476

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sue is my historyfu.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hehehe ACHSHUALLY they didn't REALLY beat us because they adopted our culture!
    lmao brits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ACHSHUALLY they didn't REALLY beat us because they adopted our culture!
      .t China

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hehehe ACHSHUALLY they didn't REALLY beat us because they adopted our culture!
        lmao brits

        huh both chyna and england really have been repeatedly raped and ruled over by foreigners. at least china really DID have something of a culture to copy. theoretically, what does a celt/saxon/dane/norman who adapts english culture look like?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >if we're part of the Mongol Empire that means the Mongols were Chinese!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They assimilated, just like every conqueror of China. That is just how powerful Chinese culture is. Pic related, built while Europeans were living in the mud shacks.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >That is just how powerful Chinese culture is
            A shame that didn't prevent chinese from being repeatedly conquered, killed and raped by foreign invaders over a thousand years

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >a wide road and...A GARDEN!
            Wow truly implessive! You guys make great slaves you served your masters well here!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But really by this point modern Brits are the descendants of both. You aren't talking to 9th century British people dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ACHSHUALLY they didn't REALLY beat us because they adopted our culture!
      The cope is even funnier when you realize 60% of English words have a Norman origin

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Any good movies about the Norman conquest of England?
    Wait what? Normandy conquered England? Are they mutts like Americans?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are harold wouldve smashed them easy if he didn't have to fight the d*nes at the same time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if norwegians conquered England, maybe british women wouldn't be so ugly today

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        saxons and nords are genetically pretty much identical but england is still ~60% c*ltoid genetically and would've remained so no matter who ruled it

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact in 1066 England was sparsely populated tribal shithole, and Normandy was advanced and had more people than all of England.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute bullshit. England was well over 3 million people around that time Normandy was half a million tops.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        England (and Wales) was 2.1 million, because Anglo-Saxon England didn't even control Wales it was likely below 2 million.
        Meanwhile, France's was 8.4 million, especially North France had a high population density. So, Normandy had a population density of 80.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You'll have to do better than that. Normandy had nowhere near the population of England and you're making a fool of yourself pretending otherwise.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do king arthur films count? those legends are basically the french mogging boring ass epics like beowulf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beowulf is really funny. It's basically a 1200 year old shonen featuring an incredibly op protagonist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it really feels like it was written by an edgy 12 year old

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How cucked was the French king that a bunch of smelly ice Black folk could just march in and take over a huge portion of his kingdom for him just to say >o-ok you can stay and here I'll make you a duke
    ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was a shithole with nothing there except poor farmers and peasants. It was beneficial for the king to have some decent leadership and warriors in the area that would bow to him. Why do you think William the Bastard was so keen to go to England?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because those ice Black folk would stop other ice Black folk from raiding down the French rivers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And now over 1000 years after the fact Normandy is still France.
      Same happened to the Danes in England and dozens of other instances with other tribes around Europe. You make them swear fealty, and as the power tends to concentrate under the crown as history progresses, you essentially get that territory back.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible, if the movie is an anglo production they have to cope making the conquerors not too French for the sake of national ego, same if they're making anything involving Spain, they're ridiculous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That wouldn't be too hard since the invaders were Norman, Breton (Celts of British origin) and Flemish, with some French. Only people with insecurities when it comes to the English forces them to overstate the French element of the Norman invasion. Even the real French nobles who claimed the throne after the Normans died out couldn't wait to become English. Almost immediately three generations of kings were all given the English name, Edward, and by Henry IV were speaking English as a first language.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dude eventually after a hundred years or so once france lost its hegemony some of the foreigners who ruled over us even bothered to learn our language! heh so basically we are undefeated

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          None of those people exist anymore. The modern royal family are Anglo/German inbreds and what's left of the Normans are now a mutt race of middle class Brits. I think this kind of shitposting is about 700 years out of date.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing funnier than a bri'ish desperately clinging to some moronic concept of national identity while their government does everything possible to dissolve it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what do they know of england, who only england know?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >who only england know

        well, england and pakistan and india and poland and north africa and south africa and china

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >national identity
      >moronic concept
      it's always easy to spot the perverse mind of a israelite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Watching the stupidity of people linking 21st century nation states to extinct dark age tribes and petty kingdoms is much funnier.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >posting the bs max extend of the raids map as "Al Andalus"
      Not even Hispanic, but why they keep doing it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How did these Andaluhomies manage to frick up a lead this badly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They loved redheads so much they bleached themselves out of existence

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The British are Celtic/Germanic mutts, while Americans are African/Indio/Slavic/Italian mutt creatures.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The funny part is I'm American and none of those ethnicities lol. One of them is kinda close at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      America is a latinx country.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this is the people calling you a mutt

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Exactly this. I always thought that people who call burgers mutts are just foreigners who aren't familiar with European history. Borders have changed too much and women have been taken too many times for anyone in Europe to be only 1 ethnicity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >this is the people calling you a mutt

      I think most americans aren't even that muttified

      It's not like here in Brazil and even here we still have a significant population that hasn't been muttified, mostly in the south

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hysterical cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there is absolutely less mixture between european peoples than their american ethnic counterparts. and the difference is euros are mutts of only white people, not natives and blacks too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        White Americans rarely have black and injun admixture.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not natives and blacks too
        Wait do euros really think this? Their mutt b***hing makes a little more sense now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Saying Americans are all mixed with black and injun blood is like claiming all euros are mixed with gypsies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          10% of white americans are born with mongoloid spots. Nobody knows how many carry that gene recessively.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe an adaption of Ivanhoe. I just started reading it and it takes place soon after the invasion.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Normans
    Vlandians*

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