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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not until they apologize for casting Broderick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone else feel like he's the most boring actor in Hollywood?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He murdered two people

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop trying to make me like him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that has to be mark ruffalo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Broderick is Jean Claude Van Damme compared to Ruffalo.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it was fun. I won't apologize, though. I want zilla to stay the butt of jokes - and I want him to return in future films AS a butt of jokes. It's based.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be fine with this if its meltdown godzilla.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already wasted than on an invincibility star power up in KOTM

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this on the big screen when I was like 8 and I remember thinking that the hot chick was a terrible actress. First time in my life I ever thought something like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't see it, she was fine.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked the idea that it's a mutated iguana over the "dormant dinosaur" one. But that's about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla was a mutated dinosaur. How he got his atomic fire

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cartoon was better

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something I notice is that Japanese Godzilla movies tend to treat defeating Godzilla as a good thing? Wheras the 1998 Godzilla film is firmly a King Kong-style story where Godzilla is a tragic beast that is tormented, tricked, and murdered by the overwhelming military might of humanity. As the light leaves its eyes and its breathes its last, there is an overwhelming sense that something terrible has happened even as the humans cheer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, Godzilla Minus One was an awesome movie, but it very treats Godzilla as an allegory for the horrors of World War 2 hanging over Japan. Godzilla has to be defeated so that the senseless bloodshed of WWII can be exorcised, basically. Symbolically, the terrors of the nuclear bomb are defeated by civilians literally pulling together. (On a steel cable.)

      But Godzilla 1998 is Godzilla from the perspective of the side that made the atomic bomb. Godzilla is not a blind object of terror. Godzilla is not an instrument of destruction. Godzilla is neutral. Godzilla is an animal. Godzilla lies at the intersection of nature and civilization and man's hubris.

      Godzilla looks like a lizard, but it cries for its young, something no reptile would ever do.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's idea was it to fill out the cast with Simpsons voice actors?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based keep seething weeb homosexuals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting on GyakushuGoji

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell that looks like shit, weebgays actually think this looks impressive?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinks a giant reptilian goblin is funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting on GyakushuGoji

      raids again goji gets no respect

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro look at this not godzilla model that appears for 1 second in a 2hour american movie it's so much better than the japanese
      fake godzilla fan.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever said that the MusukoGoji looks good.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched this movie because when I was a kid my older brother told my parents it was bad so they wouldn't take me to see it and then I just forgot about it until recently and I don't care to watch it because of its awful reputation.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie has a handful of Simpsons connections for whatever reason. Odd given Fox nor the production team were involved

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC one the producers knew all The Simpsons actors in it

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just how many people did they murder with stray bullets and missiles?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about that? They blew up the goddamn Chrysler building! That's gonna be coming out of their paycheck.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you've seen the movie you'd know they evacuated the entire island

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That tiny splash. Who knew godzilla was an olympic diver

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the scene when godzilla first arrives in manhattan is the only good/memorable part about the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oooo no they say hes got to go!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There goes Tokyo!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hated then
    >forgotten now
    Wonderful trainwreck.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, its fricking terrible. frick you contrarians. i hate the film and im not even some zealot godzilla puritan.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least 98 had Zilla's origin still doine by nukes, but the anti nuclear message was absent and they blame the frenchies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the French were the ones doing the nuke tests. Who do you think blew up the Rainbow Warrior?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than any of the Japanese Godzilla movies. Kino

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For what? Truly a classic film. I own an Academy Awards screener VHS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Academy will never make up for Shakespeare in Love winning over Godzilla.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING DEEPER UNDERGROUND

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. most kino soundtrack of the 90s

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ask a bunch of artists to contribute a song to Godzilla
        >every song ends up arguably their best work
        >no one ever hears them
        >all stuck on the Godzilla soundtrack

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the best Rage songs ever too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, i used to like that song.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ordered a blu ray of this. And I'm going to see minus one again on Sunday.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/276012085547?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=276012085547&targetid=1530439032131&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9051700&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=145880009014&rlsatarget=pla-1530439032131&abcId=9307249&merchantid=119236106
    Considering buying this against my better judgement just because I can afford to.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this substantially different than the criterion box set?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a bootleg.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading the thread. '98 wasn't a Godzilla movie. Simple as.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'98 wasn't a Godzilla movie. Simple as.
      In my opinion, Final Wars retroactively turned Godzilla '98 into a movie like Rodan '56, Mothra '61, and Varan the Unbelievable - Zilla is now a monster that got its own solo film before being corralled into the Godzilla crew.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want a sequel with lean zilla fighting other monsters.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jean Reno
    >GOAT soundtrack
    >fun as frick toys
    I enjoyed it as a child, I enjoy it more than 2014. King skull island was cool as frick too. Carried by its cast.

    P.Diddy “come with me”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little did we know that's what he would say to the dudes fricking his gf.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actively antagonizes people with homohomosexualry
    >Plays the victim when backlash becomes too overbearing
    Many such cases.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a guilty pleasure. The score is unironically great though.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no posts about Irish people dying

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