Are you a major cinephile?

Are you a major cinephile?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, but Michael Bolton is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keira Knightley!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jack Sparrow!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cumming inside Keira Knightley!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Towers Open Fire
    >no Strawberry Shortcut
    >no I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
    entry-level as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
      >directed by Ben Affleck
      the frick?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lowest movie on that list I've seen is Pulgasari. I guess the most obscure movies I have on my computer is all that super elitist Matthew Barney and R. Bruce Elder stuff they only officially show at art exhibitions and in film schools and whatnot, but even that isn't that hard to find if you know where to look. And outside of that supposed exclusivity, it's fairly standard arthouse cinema.

    It all depends on how you measure cinephilia. If it's about something being hard to find, I had more trouble getting a hold of the Director's Cut of Blackhat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am looking for a Chinese kung-fu movie that has the exact same music as Kill Bill but came out decades earlier. The Wu Tang Collection's channel has it on YT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        five deadly fingers / king boxer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What aspects merits a cinephile?
      Someone whom has watched a wide range of movies all with different attributes?

      What are some attributes for a given movie?
      >time
      year
      chronologics
      >space
      language
      country
      genres
      >money
      bigbudget
      amateur
      independent
      >artistic decisions
      form
      substance
      limits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would say at the very least watching movies from the whole spectrum of countries and time periods of origin

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No Mothlight

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could not for the life of me find a copy of Eros+Massacre. Only read about it in college. The fifth tier is where most /film/ bros reach, methinks. Although, ‘Evolution of a Filipino Family’ was mainstream enough for me to catch it on TV. Berlin Alexanderplatz is in the Criterion Channel. That being said, r/letterboxd seems like the most insufferable gathering of homosexuals on the internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find it in 5 minutes. Enjoy the movie, lazzy homosexual:
      https://mega.nz/file/x00iWZJI#LH9ANAzMSOBno7hNGbZS8buBe8edwAuKh178zeMTrK0

      >aldo
      The password is HmB79

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >M
    ? Did i miss something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah? Well why is t the only one marked by its distinct style then There are 150 fricking titles in there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you can't tell from the stylization of the M alone get the frick off this board zoomie, not spoonfeeding you jack shit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >separate films and made up shit instead of cinematographers and script writers

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, seen Eros + Massacre full cut (thank you, Arrow Films).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Apostle was hot garbage. It was just a period SAW film.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a bunch of the underground jap stuff from tier six but nothing lower than that

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Eros + Massacre and Pinocchio 964, Guinea Pig, Pulgasari, Horse Money, and Go Go Second Time Virgin are all on my watchlist. So I guess I go in that tier

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Salò

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't tried to be a pretentious filmbro in a while but this list looks like it was made by someone who has no idea what they're doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It absolutely is.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    am I cool yet? red crossed out are ones I've seen. yellow circles are ones on my watchlist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't seen minions
      Pleb.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im a major pedophile.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY does he turn from neckbeard to angry dolphin? How can I?

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