Are you sponge-worthy?

Are you sponge-worthy?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically would be

    >6'1
    >finished law school
    >fit
    >own my own apartment, car and motorcycle

    only even if I did get to sex with her I couldn't hard because for some reason I I know a woman is very experienced I can't get hard for her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf you probably have some quirk or idiosyncracy she will find annoying and wont sleep with you. That's like 90% of Seinfeld episodes. Though you might get lucky once if you have a sparkling personality.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am leaning against abortion (or at least I believe every woman should have a right for one abortion in their lives, any more than that they aren't being responsible). I am losing hair, I am a bad breaker upper.

        You are right, I could frick her but it wouldn't last.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    still have no idea what the sponge is or how does it work

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you put the sponge in your pussy to soak up the cream and then you eat the sponge

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never had a woman ask me to use a condom. I've even had a couple say that I could take it off because they were on BC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, women are pretty dumb and disgusting. And then they b***h about diseases and accidental pregnancies.
      Also men are also dumb for fricking them without condoms because ooga booga feels better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres literally no serious stds you can get now, the worst thing that happens is it hurts when you piss for awhile and have to get pills from the walk-in clinic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because ooga booga feels better.
        I always pull out though. That's the compromise I made with myself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're the kind of cretin that complains about getting "baby-trapped" on the internet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No because I always pull out and have high level prostate control

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >high level prostate control

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Biggest reality check I ever got was that women(been with 9 so far, and itll probably stay that way due to NEET) were the ones wanting to frick without a condom because it "feels better".

      Its usually propagated that its men who say this. But at least in my personal experience its 100% the women.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just put on a condom, big deal.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my girl was paranoid about it until recently and she's on BC. Now I've been busting inside her and we both fricking love it, its incredible, but I'm still scared lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      see you in nine months, dad

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >browses Cinemaphile
    instantly disqualified

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't spill my seed for prostitutes. Yes I have 10 white babies.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Anna.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm 250lbs, have acne, semi greasy face, still a virgin, and have a 5 inch weiner, and a shitty wage job, but talking to my co workers keeps me a little sane sometimes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he GAPED me Jerry
    >he gaped you?
    >wide as the grand canyon
    >i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
    >he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
    >i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
    >i can't believe you got gaped
    >by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
    (george enters)
    >Whats going on?
    >Elaine got gaped
    >Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
    >Whats the problem
    >do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
    >I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
    (kramer bursts in)
    >elaine got gaped on the first date!
    (kramer bends down and sniffs)
    >oh yeah, that's a gape

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest I think it’s gross and unattractive hearing women being the ones not wantinng to use condoms itt because it’s for the wrong reason. It seems to be them projecting a kind of manly overconfidence due to birth control. It’s like wow, you can’t get pregnant, great. I just love it when women are infertile! I know, I know, I am a chudcel. But does anyone agree with my take here? Also based 2D>3D poster itt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just because it feels better, for both the man and the woman. Also there's no gross latex smell wafting through the air as you stroke. Thats all there is to it

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is so erotic, must be her nobility/old money upbringing. She wasn't the prettiest or sexiest woman on Seinfeld, by far, but man she does something for me, even if I know it could never work out either with Elaine or JLD irl

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have whipped out my dirty uncleaned pecker and started whakcin it

    just going crazy on it, what's she gonna do? i'll throw that white b***h off the subway platform

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