Tbf you probably have some quirk or idiosyncracy she will find annoying and wont sleep with you. That's like 90% of Seinfeld episodes. Though you might get lucky once if you have a sparkling personality.
I am leaning against abortion (or at least I believe every woman should have a right for one abortion in their lives, any more than that they aren't being responsible). I am losing hair, I am a bad breaker upper.
You are right, I could frick her but it wouldn't last.
Yeah, women are pretty dumb and disgusting. And then they b***h about diseases and accidental pregnancies.
Also men are also dumb for fricking them without condoms because ooga booga feels better.
theres literally no serious stds you can get now, the worst thing that happens is it hurts when you piss for awhile and have to get pills from the walk-in clinic.
Same. Biggest reality check I ever got was that women(been with 9 so far, and itll probably stay that way due to NEET) were the ones wanting to frick without a condom because it "feels better".
Its usually propagated that its men who say this. But at least in my personal experience its 100% the women.
my girl was paranoid about it until recently and she's on BC. Now I've been busting inside her and we both fricking love it, its incredible, but I'm still scared lmao
No, I'm 250lbs, have acne, semi greasy face, still a virgin, and have a 5 inch weiner, and a shitty wage job, but talking to my co workers keeps me a little sane sometimes
>he GAPED me Jerry >he gaped you? >wide as the grand canyon >i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy? >he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole >i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china! >i can't believe you got gaped >by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters) >Whats going on? >Elaine got gaped >Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this >Whats the problem >do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman? >I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in) >elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs) >oh yeah, that's a gape
To be honest I think it’s gross and unattractive hearing women being the ones not wantinng to use condoms itt because it’s for the wrong reason. It seems to be them projecting a kind of manly overconfidence due to birth control. It’s like wow, you can’t get pregnant, great. I just love it when women are infertile! I know, I know, I am a chudcel. But does anyone agree with my take here? Also based 2D>3D poster itt
It's literally just because it feels better, for both the man and the woman. Also there's no gross latex smell wafting through the air as you stroke. Thats all there is to it
She is so erotic, must be her nobility/old money upbringing. She wasn't the prettiest or sexiest woman on Seinfeld, by far, but man she does something for me, even if I know it could never work out either with Elaine or JLD irl
I unironically would be
>6'1
>finished law school
>fit
>own my own apartment, car and motorcycle
only even if I did get to sex with her I couldn't hard because for some reason I I know a woman is very experienced I can't get hard for her
Tbf you probably have some quirk or idiosyncracy she will find annoying and wont sleep with you. That's like 90% of Seinfeld episodes. Though you might get lucky once if you have a sparkling personality.
I am leaning against abortion (or at least I believe every woman should have a right for one abortion in their lives, any more than that they aren't being responsible). I am losing hair, I am a bad breaker upper.
You are right, I could frick her but it wouldn't last.
still have no idea what the sponge is or how does it work
you put the sponge in your pussy to soak up the cream and then you eat the sponge
I've literally never had a woman ask me to use a condom. I've even had a couple say that I could take it off because they were on BC
Yeah, women are pretty dumb and disgusting. And then they b***h about diseases and accidental pregnancies.
Also men are also dumb for fricking them without condoms because ooga booga feels better.
theres literally no serious stds you can get now, the worst thing that happens is it hurts when you piss for awhile and have to get pills from the walk-in clinic.
>because ooga booga feels better.
I always pull out though. That's the compromise I made with myself
You're the kind of cretin that complains about getting "baby-trapped" on the internet.
No because I always pull out and have high level prostate control
>high level prostate control
Same. Biggest reality check I ever got was that women(been with 9 so far, and itll probably stay that way due to NEET) were the ones wanting to frick without a condom because it "feels better".
Its usually propagated that its men who say this. But at least in my personal experience its 100% the women.
I'll just put on a condom, big deal.
my girl was paranoid about it until recently and she's on BC. Now I've been busting inside her and we both fricking love it, its incredible, but I'm still scared lmao
see you in nine months, dad
>browses Cinemaphile
instantly disqualified
I don't spill my seed for prostitutes. Yes I have 10 white babies.
For me, it's Anna.
No, I'm 250lbs, have acne, semi greasy face, still a virgin, and have a 5 inch weiner, and a shitty wage job, but talking to my co workers keeps me a little sane sometimes
>he GAPED me Jerry
>he gaped you?
>wide as the grand canyon
>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
>i can't believe you got gaped
>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters)
>Whats going on?
>Elaine got gaped
>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
>Whats the problem
>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in)
>elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs)
>oh yeah, that's a gape
To be honest I think it’s gross and unattractive hearing women being the ones not wantinng to use condoms itt because it’s for the wrong reason. It seems to be them projecting a kind of manly overconfidence due to birth control. It’s like wow, you can’t get pregnant, great. I just love it when women are infertile! I know, I know, I am a chudcel. But does anyone agree with my take here? Also based 2D>3D poster itt
It's literally just because it feels better, for both the man and the woman. Also there's no gross latex smell wafting through the air as you stroke. Thats all there is to it
She is so erotic, must be her nobility/old money upbringing. She wasn't the prettiest or sexiest woman on Seinfeld, by far, but man she does something for me, even if I know it could never work out either with Elaine or JLD irl
I would have whipped out my dirty uncleaned pecker and started whakcin it
just going crazy on it, what's she gonna do? i'll throw that white b***h off the subway platform