>assaults and murders people in broad daylight
>never gets arrested
were the feds moronic, how did chrissy never get booked
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>assaults and murders people in broad daylight
>never gets arrested
were the feds moronic, how did chrissy never get booked
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because sopranos are the best show of all time, everything makes sense and you should just stop thinking about it chud
You get a pash for that
chrisopher only beats up other criminals in broad daylight
email, carlo, dino, barry haidu, the waiter, and tj hooker all happened at night
he shot cheese frick's buddy in the head during that drive by but that was self defence
the bakery guy and the guy from his acting class
also murdered the tv writer (at night) but didnt bother covering his tracks at all
There was nobody in the bakery and yeah, the guy from the acting class would have probably sued irl, but that's 1 inconsistency.
tony says the police had a description of christopher and his lexus after the balery incident, plus gino was there as a witness. any civilian would have been busted immediately
Wasn't Chris using a fake name in that acting class? Also, you can get away with violence easier than you think. Killing the waiter with Paulie was a huge, stupid risk, though. It's possible they'd get away with it before cameras were ever, but still.
Most of the characters on this show are dead before any of their actions catch up with them legally.
everywhere*
>he shot cheese frick's buddy in the head during that drive by but that was self defence
He still would have went to jail for illegal possession of a handgun and some form of manslaughter. NJ is not stand your ground or open carry by any stretch of the imagination. The second he was healthy enough to leave the hospital it would have been in chains.
cops understand that taking out criminals just leaves a vacuum for new and worse criminals, as long as the whole system isnt overhauled to ensurea better citizen security, you better allow them to exist and prevent other criminals from rising.
killing criminals sets a precedent for the criminals that replace them ; figure out what that is
>killing criminals sets a precedent for the criminals that replace them
Yeah. Precedent that they better become more violent and merciless since their life is at stake now.
so they will become peaceful and less criminal the less they are pursued by law enforcement; isn't this the same argument israeli lawyers use to defend Black folk? are you a Black person or israelite perhaps?
Adding oil to fire isn't a solution. If you want to get rid of violent crime then solve poverty issues, legalize whatever the frick crime lords are dealing and make all money transfers digital so not a single penny can go unaccounted.
the question was why didnt chrissy get booked what are you talking about police reform and ~~*digitalizing currency*~~?
Stop being disingenuous you dumb fricking homosexual.
Here is a discussion about crime prevention I responded to.
>If you want to get rid of violent crime
they obviously dont want to do this
haven't you seen the amount of school shootings recently?
>he thinks people only turn to a life of crime because of muh poverty
commit a crime and tell the judge there will be more like you and see what he says you fricking redditor
considering that literally every time in history that any government tried to fight crime with excessive violence, it resulted in more violence, it's not a very hard guess.
never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Half of the cops were under their payroll. Paulie got pulled over and fricking pointed a gun at one crooked cop's crotch and they just laughed it off.
i made this meme
nice
Now he has some minor charges and he knows he's being closely followed. Good job cia
absolute aspergers from people in this thread. i’m only shitposting in it out of respect from my fawtha
The police in Sopranos only exists when the writers run out of ideas for an episode.
The mutt that shot up that Florida school a few years back managed to flee the school undetected and was eating a bigmac at mcdonalds a few hours later when they finally arrested him.
Law enforcement is a joke, specially when they don't have the help of security cameras.
You need a special medication though.
I'll get a note from my doctah.
>how did chrissy never get booked
it said so in the script, that's how. almost nothing about the show is realistic.
This isn't true, the show is somewhat realistic when it comes to the Mafia, but the brazen violence is more like the Mafia in the '60s-'80s.
The most unrealistic aspect of this show is that the mob guys have somewhat of a conscience at times. Most of the Mafia guys I've read about irl are much colder, stupider and/or more brutal people.
white privilege
Cops generally don't bother going after members of the criminal class for shit they do to one another, plus in those kind of social settings ratting to the cops is taboo, and you'd probably be inviting problems on yourself as well by getting them involved.
its really more so to do with the times. hardly anything had good cctvs and phones didnt have cameras.
also in shit neighborhoods people get beat up all the time and shoot others without ever getting caught
It's a fricking tv series vuoi nonce. In the sopranos, old fat men have superstrength and are pussy magnets. We're not talking about realism here.
Fat guys do have super strength sometimes. I used to box and a guy with 50 lbs on you will make all the difference. Not to mention Tony was a millionaire, so no wonder he was popular with the ladies. But yeah, there are problems especially early on with the characters getting away with crimes they would never get away with especially in modern times. In the old days the Mafia could plausibly pay off some aspects of law enforcement, but even then, some of these crimes definitely would've landed them in jail.
I don't recall tony flaunting his cash to Gloria, yet she was absolutely soaked for him. Believe me when i say that confidence isn't enough
Tony gave off the vibe he had money, though. He bought women gifts all the time to show his affection. Also, there's a chance she heard about who he was as well. He was a local celebrity in the area.
They show Tony doing heavy lifting in his basement. He might have been a fatass but he was def strong under it.
He was able to overpower everyone aside from Bobby and maybe Furio
Bah, bullshit. Half of the show he's seen munching nervously on something. By the end of the series he went from portly to outright obese. Not to mention his arms are so tiny compared to his torso.
Idk, even with fighting experience, I might get a little nervous dealing with a pissed off Gandolfini.
Still more accurate than the idea being pushed by hollywood that someone gets murdered and there's some sleepless detective and a team of criminology nerds who won't rest until they've figured out the perpetrator.
Black folk get away with murder all the time in the year 2022 where cameras are everywhere. Some mobsters in the early 00's could get away with a few hits.
So who had the highest on-screen kill count in the show?
Was it Christophah or maybe Tony himself?
Chris and Tony both had 8 kills each, I'm pretty sure.
I thin it's 8 (Tony) vs 7 (Chris)
I forget who killed Jimmy, if it was Chris then they're even.
Chris helped but it was Silvio
sylvio shoots jimmy
That piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin killed 3 people in half a frickin season. I can't even bring myself to say his name.
Whatever happened there.
Chrissy didn’t have fingerprints or dna but he did have a built in aimbot and +100 sneak skills.
chrissy was small fry
dubs and I get a tracksuit and a gold chain and watch
why were there so many twins in the sopranos?
Where do I find these? I've been looking for them all over the archives. This is the only one I had saved
these two are the only ones i’ve seen, i dont think there are more
Chase and the other creators liked Dan Grimaldi, so they brought him back as Patsy after they killed him off as Philly. They admitted they could only get away with it one time. I'm guessing they reused Vito's actor by accident or something.
Good to see my shittiest memes are still getting mileage
ay tone, yous saying this finook wit da milennium eye can read peoples thoughts? thats satanic black magic, sick shit
no one has the courage to be a witness. It's called intimidation