>At some point you have to say "okay, I don't live in a fairy tale", and neither of us is getting any younger so...

>At some point you have to say "okay, I don't live in a fairy tale", and neither of us is getting any younger so... what I'm saying is, yes!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Stephanie

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that the best arse you're ever gonna get? Do you stick on that arse?

    I might do some research to find out if Sophie did have the best arse out of Mark's girlfriends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aussie girl beats her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was absolutely, positively, 100% never Mark’s girlfriend though. Never would’ve been neither. No point chasing the perfect ass if it’s attached to a woman who won’t give you the time of day.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is the perfect woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would absolutely wife this magnificent woman

      Mark didn’t really have any reason to not go for her. She was normal, came with property, and was willing to put up with his weirdness
      I think it’s implied that other than anxiety and feeling forced into it it was that Sectioning episode where she thinks he left her another woman and did undisclosed stuff with other men that was bothering him

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You could have your wiener in her and you still wouldn’t have the balls to frick.
    How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, whatever Jeff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jeff is all of us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jeff's doing a joke! jeff's doing a joke! everybody quiet because jeff's doing a joke!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Mark’s sister

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jeremy said she had a cracking arse, but it was flat as a pancake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is ticketyboo

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would absolutely wife this magnificent woman

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Suze is the only choice

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her gums are too large

    The best Mark had to hope for was the college girl that worked at the shoe store.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uni not college you fricking yank

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I seent her floppy hangers and bush

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shit was cash

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the last few seasons, it felt like they were trying way too hard with that whole "le epic british stiff upper lip don't complain just get through life" bullshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The writing was just not as good. Main story was the Sophie arc which really ended in s4 everything after was steadily declining in quality
      Dobby arc goes on for basically the same length of time if not longer if you include s9 and it never reaches the same highs and just meanders. even if that is an accurate depiction of a relationship that isn’t really working out it wasn’t very funny

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was funny to see her portray the queen in the Crown

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her or Dobbie?

  13. 1 month ago
    CreepyThinMan

    No love for Toni?

    Fricking homosexuals!!!FACT!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a bootleg scully. would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      best girl on the show along with big suze

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Best girl was April the pretty big titted history major from marks old school

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how could I forget the ottoman historian

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            her and her husband were decent characters stuck in shit plots and dialogue that made up that season

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big Suz is just gorgeous but i have a weird thing for Dobby.

      Reminds me of my ex a bit too much. Not sure how i feel about that...

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For all her faults she was honest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the final taboo, put on blackface and pretend I'm your mother

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what did she mean by this? considering she's american I found it funny

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          idk some freudian shit, nothing uniquely american except maybe the blackface

          kek. If only Jez hadn't accidentally done an affair with Toni.

          dude fumbled so hard, totally jezz'd it, that also reminds me of the scene when he starts working at the gym nancy works at and he tells mark "you're like some rich guy on the titanic and I'm on the bottom floor with all the blacks dancing and having more fun than you could possibly imagine"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jez's low impulse control creates as many opportunities as it does dramas. If he had've not done the affair I suspect Nancy would've been a good wife.

            Apropos of nothing, I hate Sophie so much. And Dobbie isn't far behind. April was Mark's best bet. Or that older chick in his MBA course he dipped out on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek. If only Jez hadn't accidentally done an affair with Toni.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hurray!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He blew it.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the band manager

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